All About Alec: Is Kaleb scheming to push him out as the Shriners' spokeskid?

I just have a feeling that Alec is going to be the next Subway Jared.

Oh Alec....

Alec is fucking 17 years old. He needs to retire. He is no longer credible as a child.

I really wanted to fundraise a project for them but they said a morgue didn't fit their brand.

"What a story, Kaleb! Everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at your rear end."

But what kid is Addison deWitt?

Alec goes to the high school I attended many decades ago--Ernest Hemingway, Jane Hamilton, Dan Castellaneta, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Helene Alexopoulos, Kathy Griffin--and now Alec!

Go Huskies!

Can't they give these two a sit-com? An updated version of The Odd Couple, maybe? Yeah, I know they just did one but EVERYBODY LOVES A REBOOT!!!

You people are just wrong and evil. 🎭😎🤣😆😛

Of course. Now there's a picture online of Kaleb and Lev.

Fuck you Kaleb! You know what you did!

"Stage-struck kid! He's a young man of QUALITIES. And I'll have you know I'm fed up with both the young man and his QUALITIES. Studying me as if I were a play or a blueprint, how I walk, talk, think, act, sleep..."

[quote] Yeah, I know they just did one but EVERYBODY LOVES A REBOOT!!!

Everybody wuvs a rewboot!

Lizsha and Awec need to do a commercial together.

Is Alec related to Brian Peppers?

"I will regard this adowable bwanket not so much as an award for what I have achieved, but a standard to hold against what I have yet to accomplish!"

I can't watch those commercials without laughing thanks to you fuckers. Kaleb will forever be Eve Harrington to me now.

"You're too short for that gesture, Kaleb."

"Fuck you, Alec! It's not like your legs work either!"

[quote]De Witt: San Francisco has no Shubert Theater. You've never been to San Francisco! That was a stupid lie, easy to expose, not worthy of you.

[quote]Kaleb: I had to get in to meet Alec! I had to say something, be somebody, make him like me!

"But ya are in that chair Kaleb! Ya are in that chair!"

He’s at the age of consent now......hey Kaleb!! 💋

OMG.

But they'll both break every glass-like bone they have. Every. Single. One. Roll away, Kaleb, roll away!!

Alec : Hokey Pokey. Pianist : I just played it. Alec : Play it again. Pianist : But that was the fourth straight time. Alec : Then this will be five.

My husband and I have these discussions daily about Alec and Kaleb. That Boardroom commercial seems to be them teaming up to put down the other kids (and Alec gets to be the chairman of the board, though Kaleb gets the "We love you" money shot).

I'm convinced Kaleb is the Eve Harrington, though Kaleb looks like he's grooming him for some handsplay in that first ad they appear in together.

We are two wild & crazy guys?

The blonde is far better dressed. Is it that the dark haired one can only wear miniature polo shirts because of his massive head and glass-like bones or does he have no style?

When will see the emergence of grown-up-in-the-future Alec and Kaleb fan fiction (not pedo).

Some shocking behind-the-scenes footage.

An actually thread demeaning Shriner kids? Are you people really that fucked up?

R31, this is the short thread. The original thread has hundreds of replies.

Oh r31. Datalounge is clearly not for you. Perhaps there's an inspirational instagram account you could cradle your mug at.

Small minds = small penis

[quote]Are you people really that fucked up?

Someone needs to waddle back outside and READ THE FUCKING SIGN OVER THE DOOR.

[quote]...this is the short thread. The original thread has hundreds of replies.

For the short bus?

You terrible bitches made me LOL several times on a Metro-North train.

Lmao 😂

I love you, OP.

Heeth tiny. If I kwush him, I could thay the chair tibbed over.

"Kaleb looked 4 ten years ago and he'll look 4 ten years from now. I hate these kids."

R34:

Fake "Humanity" = Fat-Ass Cunt Whose Lady Hams Wore the Hoodlet Off Her Clit 17 Years Ago

“Fwustwated?

My arms aren’t long enough for me to jewrk off. Of fucking course I am fwustwated!”

I'm so horny Awec is starting to wook good to me. That's just wong!

[quote]A'n then there's the girwl we call the One Armed Bandit.... Just sayin'.

---Alec, 1987, dishing with newcomer Kaleb on "The Shriners" regulars

This is like the old threads we used to have about the marriage announcements where one husband's head could fit inside the other husband's head. Big head and tiny head.

Alec is over the hill for a Shriner's "Kid" ........

And Caleb is so darn cute !

Alec and Kaleb are morphing into Baby Jane Hudson, and her sister, Blanche.

This will end in tears.

Kaleb is now 11.

Alec is the Jack Benny of Crip Shillers. Forever 29. Um - I mean 17.

[quote]This will end in tears.

Laughter through tears is my favourite emotion.

R46

But they’re both in wheelchairs! Who gets served the rat for lunch?? Can Alec believably sing “I’ve written a letter to daddy??”

🐝 Bee Best, Weetle Fewwaz !

We'll dub them.

^ I so have to get high and listen to that.

R47 “ Jack Benny of Crip Shillers”

Marry me.

Remember Alec, there's always somebody younger and hotter just waiting to take your place.

Bye, Alec.

And in this case, very possibly with fewer limbs!

I don't know why these two have to fight each other for control of Shriner's. I think they should team up and push that cunt Marlo Thomas off a bridge so they can take over St. Jude's as well.

Just saw an adowable bwanket commercial with some shady legless bitch named "Rylen"!

Alec and Kaleb BOTH better watch out!

I just saw an adorable new commercial with them. They seem to be getting along fine.

Adowable.

[quote]I just saw an adorable new commercial with them. They seem to be getting along fine.

And that's just half of 'em want it to seem.

Can't that one cunt get into some speech therapy?

I would prefer some kind of game-show/ bachelor throw down that includes those poor starving animals from the old SM commercial.

Some of them looked hungry and non-discriminating.

Alec is a freshman at Northwestern (he graduated from my high school).

It's not widely known but adowable Alec (who is actually 37 ) was spotted out back of the Shriner's Hospital (near the loading doc) belting back a pint of hooch and taking long drags on an El Producto Cigar. No wonder he's so short and sounds like Kathleen Turner!

Is there a biopic planned by any chance and if so, who's casting?