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All About Alec: Is Kaleb scheming to push him out as the Shriners' spokeskid?

"Nice speech, Kaleb. But I wouldn't worry too much about your heart. You can always put that adowable bwanket where your heart ought to be."

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by Anonymousreply 57Last Tuesday at 7:06 PM

I just have a feeling that Alec is going to be the next Subway Jared.

by Anonymousreply 101/17/2020

Oh Alec....

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by Anonymousreply 201/17/2020

Alec is fucking 17 years old. He needs to retire. He is no longer credible as a child.

by Anonymousreply 301/17/2020

I really wanted to fundraise a project for them but they said a morgue didn't fit their brand.

by Anonymousreply 401/17/2020

"What a story, Kaleb! Everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at your rear end."

by Anonymousreply 501/17/2020

But what kid is Addison deWitt?

by Anonymousreply 601/17/2020

Alec goes to the high school I attended many decades ago--Ernest Hemingway, Jane Hamilton, Dan Castellaneta, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Helene Alexopoulos, Kathy Griffin--and now Alec!

Go Huskies!

by Anonymousreply 701/17/2020

Can't they give these two a sit-com? An updated version of The Odd Couple, maybe? Yeah, I know they just did one but EVERYBODY LOVES A REBOOT!!!

by Anonymousreply 801/17/2020

You people are just wrong and evil. 🎭😎🤣😆😛

by Anonymousreply 901/17/2020

Of course. Now there's a picture online of Kaleb and Lev.

by Anonymousreply 1001/17/2020

Fuck you Kaleb! You know what you did!

by Anonymousreply 1101/17/2020

"Stage-struck kid! He's a young man of QUALITIES. And I'll have you know I'm fed up with both the young man and his QUALITIES. Studying me as if I were a play or a blueprint, how I walk, talk, think, act, sleep..."

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by Anonymousreply 1201/17/2020

[quote] Yeah, I know they just did one but EVERYBODY LOVES A REBOOT!!!

Everybody wuvs a rewboot!

by Anonymousreply 1301/17/2020

Lizsha and Awec need to do a commercial together.

by Anonymousreply 1401/17/2020

Is Alec related to Brian Peppers?

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by Anonymousreply 1501/17/2020

"I will regard this adowable bwanket not so much as an award for what I have achieved, but a standard to hold against what I have yet to accomplish!"

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by Anonymousreply 1601/18/2020

I can't watch those commercials without laughing thanks to you fuckers. Kaleb will forever be Eve Harrington to me now.

by Anonymousreply 1701/18/2020

"You're too short for that gesture, Kaleb."

"Fuck you, Alec! It's not like your legs work either!"

by Anonymousreply 1801/18/2020

[quote]De Witt: San Francisco has no Shubert Theater. You've never been to San Francisco! That was a stupid lie, easy to expose, not worthy of you.

[quote]Kaleb: I had to get in to meet Alec! I had to say something, be somebody, make him like me!

by Anonymousreply 1901/18/2020

"But ya are in that chair Kaleb! Ya are in that chair!"

by Anonymousreply 2001/18/2020

He’s at the age of consent now......hey Kaleb!! 💋

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by Anonymousreply 2201/18/2020

But they'll both break every glass-like bone they have. Every. Single. One. Roll away, Kaleb, roll away!!

by Anonymousreply 2301/18/2020

Alec : Hokey Pokey. Pianist : I just played it. Alec : Play it again. Pianist : But that was the fourth straight time. Alec : Then this will be five.

by Anonymousreply 2401/18/2020

My husband and I have these discussions daily about Alec and Kaleb. That Boardroom commercial seems to be them teaming up to put down the other kids (and Alec gets to be the chairman of the board, though Kaleb gets the "We love you" money shot).

I'm convinced Kaleb is the Eve Harrington, though Kaleb looks like he's grooming him for some handsplay in that first ad they appear in together.

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by Anonymousreply 2601/18/2020

We are two wild & crazy guys?

by Anonymousreply 2701/18/2020

The blonde is far better dressed. Is it that the dark haired one can only wear miniature polo shirts because of his massive head and glass-like bones or does he have no style?

by Anonymousreply 2801/18/2020

When will see the emergence of grown-up-in-the-future Alec and Kaleb fan fiction (not pedo).

by Anonymousreply 2902/01/2020

Some shocking behind-the-scenes footage.

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by Anonymousreply 3002/01/2020

An actually thread demeaning Shriner kids? Are you people really that fucked up?

by Anonymousreply 3102/01/2020

R31, this is the short thread. The original thread has hundreds of replies.

by Anonymousreply 3202/01/2020

Oh r31. Datalounge is clearly not for you. Perhaps there's an inspirational instagram account you could cradle your mug at.

by Anonymousreply 3302/01/2020

Small minds = small penis

by Anonymousreply 3402/01/2020

[quote]Are you people really that fucked up?

Someone needs to waddle back outside and READ THE FUCKING SIGN OVER THE DOOR.

by Anonymousreply 3502/01/2020

[quote]...this is the short thread. The original thread has hundreds of replies.

For the short bus?

by Anonymousreply 3602/01/2020

You terrible bitches made me LOL several times on a Metro-North train.

by Anonymousreply 3702/01/2020

Lmao 😂

I love you, OP.

by Anonymousreply 3802/01/2020

Heeth tiny. If I kwush him, I could thay the chair tibbed over.

by Anonymousreply 3902/01/2020

"Kaleb looked 4 ten years ago and he'll look 4 ten years from now. I hate these kids."

by Anonymousreply 4002/01/2020


Fake "Humanity" = Fat-Ass Cunt Whose Lady Hams Wore the Hoodlet Off Her Clit 17 Years Ago

by Anonymousreply 4102/01/2020


My arms aren’t long enough for me to jewrk off. Of fucking course I am fwustwated!”

I'm so horny Awec is starting to wook good to me. That's just wong!

by Anonymousreply 4202/01/2020

[quote]A'n then there's the girwl we call the One Armed Bandit.... Just sayin'.

---Alec, 1987, dishing with newcomer Kaleb on "The Shriners" regulars

by Anonymousreply 4302/01/2020

This is like the old threads we used to have about the marriage announcements where one husband's head could fit inside the other husband's head. Big head and tiny head.

by Anonymousreply 4402/01/2020

Alec is over the hill for a Shriner's "Kid" ........

And Caleb is so darn cute !

by Anonymousreply 4502/01/2020

Alec and Kaleb are morphing into Baby Jane Hudson, and her sister, Blanche.

This will end in tears.

by Anonymousreply 4602/01/2020

Kaleb is now 11.

Alec is the Jack Benny of Crip Shillers. Forever 29. Um - I mean 17.

by Anonymousreply 4702/01/2020

[quote]This will end in tears.

Laughter through tears is my favourite emotion.

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by Anonymousreply 4802/01/2020


But they’re both in wheelchairs! Who gets served the rat for lunch?? Can Alec believably sing “I’ve written a letter to daddy??”

by Anonymousreply 4902/01/2020

🐝 Bee Best, Weetle Fewwaz !

by Anonymousreply 5002/01/2020

We'll dub them.

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by Anonymousreply 5102/01/2020

^ I so have to get high and listen to that.

by Anonymousreply 5202/01/2020

R47 “ Jack Benny of Crip Shillers”

Marry me.

by Anonymousreply 5302/02/2020

Remember Alec, there's always somebody younger and hotter just waiting to take your place.

Bye, Alec.

by Anonymousreply 5402/02/2020

And in this case, very possibly with fewer limbs!

by Anonymousreply 5502/02/2020

I don't know why these two have to fight each other for control of Shriner's. I think they should team up and push that cunt Marlo Thomas off a bridge so they can take over St. Jude's as well.

by Anonymousreply 5602/02/2020

Just saw an adowable bwanket commercial with some shady legless bitch named "Rylen"!

Alec and Kaleb BOTH better watch out!

by Anonymousreply 57Last Tuesday at 7:06 PM
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