"Nice speech, Kaleb. But I wouldn't worry too much about your heart. You can always put that adowable bwanket where your heart ought to be."
All About Alec: Is Kaleb scheming to push him out as the Shriners' spokeskid?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||Last Tuesday at 7:06 PM|
I just have a feeling that Alec is going to be the next Subway Jared.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||01/17/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||01/17/2020|
Alec is fucking 17 years old. He needs to retire. He is no longer credible as a child.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||01/17/2020|
I really wanted to fundraise a project for them but they said a morgue didn't fit their brand.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||01/17/2020|
"What a story, Kaleb! Everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at your rear end."
|by Anonymous||reply 5||01/17/2020|
But what kid is Addison deWitt?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||01/17/2020|
Alec goes to the high school I attended many decades ago--Ernest Hemingway, Jane Hamilton, Dan Castellaneta, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Helene Alexopoulos, Kathy Griffin--and now Alec!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||01/17/2020|
Can't they give these two a sit-com? An updated version of The Odd Couple, maybe? Yeah, I know they just did one but EVERYBODY LOVES A REBOOT!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||01/17/2020|
You people are just wrong and evil. 🎭😎🤣😆😛
|by Anonymous||reply 9||01/17/2020|
Of course. Now there's a picture online of Kaleb and Lev.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||01/17/2020|
Fuck you Kaleb! You know what you did!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||01/17/2020|
"Stage-struck kid! He's a young man of QUALITIES. And I'll have you know I'm fed up with both the young man and his QUALITIES. Studying me as if I were a play or a blueprint, how I walk, talk, think, act, sleep..."
|by Anonymous||reply 12||01/17/2020|
[quote] Yeah, I know they just did one but EVERYBODY LOVES A REBOOT!!!
Everybody wuvs a rewboot!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||01/17/2020|
Lizsha and Awec need to do a commercial together.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||01/17/2020|
Is Alec related to Brian Peppers?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||01/17/2020|
"I will regard this adowable bwanket not so much as an award for what I have achieved, but a standard to hold against what I have yet to accomplish!"
|by Anonymous||reply 16||01/18/2020|
I can't watch those commercials without laughing thanks to you fuckers. Kaleb will forever be Eve Harrington to me now.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||01/18/2020|
"You're too short for that gesture, Kaleb."
"Fuck you, Alec! It's not like your legs work either!"
|by Anonymous||reply 18||01/18/2020|
[quote]De Witt: San Francisco has no Shubert Theater. You've never been to San Francisco! That was a stupid lie, easy to expose, not worthy of you.
[quote]Kaleb: I had to get in to meet Alec! I had to say something, be somebody, make him like me!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||01/18/2020|
"But ya are in that chair Kaleb! Ya are in that chair!"
|by Anonymous||reply 20||01/18/2020|
He’s at the age of consent now......hey Kaleb!! 💋
|by Anonymous||reply 21||01/18/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 22||01/18/2020|
But they'll both break every glass-like bone they have. Every. Single. One. Roll away, Kaleb, roll away!!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||01/18/2020|
Alec : Hokey Pokey. Pianist : I just played it. Alec : Play it again. Pianist : But that was the fourth straight time. Alec : Then this will be five.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||01/18/2020|
My husband and I have these discussions daily about Alec and Kaleb. That Boardroom commercial seems to be them teaming up to put down the other kids (and Alec gets to be the chairman of the board, though Kaleb gets the "We love you" money shot).
I'm convinced Kaleb is the Eve Harrington, though Kaleb looks like he's grooming him for some handsplay in that first ad they appear in together.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||01/18/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 26||01/18/2020|
We are two wild & crazy guys?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||01/18/2020|
The blonde is far better dressed. Is it that the dark haired one can only wear miniature polo shirts because of his massive head and glass-like bones or does he have no style?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||01/18/2020|
When will see the emergence of grown-up-in-the-future Alec and Kaleb fan fiction (not pedo).
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/01/2020|
Some shocking behind-the-scenes footage.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/01/2020|
An actually thread demeaning Shriner kids? Are you people really that fucked up?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/01/2020|
R31, this is the short thread. The original thread has hundreds of replies.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/01/2020|
Oh r31. Datalounge is clearly not for you. Perhaps there's an inspirational instagram account you could cradle your mug at.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/01/2020|
Small minds = small penis
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/01/2020|
[quote]Are you people really that fucked up?
Someone needs to waddle back outside and READ THE FUCKING SIGN OVER THE DOOR.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/01/2020|
[quote]...this is the short thread. The original thread has hundreds of replies.
For the short bus?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/01/2020|
You terrible bitches made me LOL several times on a Metro-North train.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/01/2020|
I love you, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/01/2020|
Heeth tiny. If I kwush him, I could thay the chair tibbed over.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/01/2020|
"Kaleb looked 4 ten years ago and he'll look 4 ten years from now. I hate these kids."
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/01/2020|
Fake "Humanity" = Fat-Ass Cunt Whose Lady Hams Wore the Hoodlet Off Her Clit 17 Years Ago
|by Anonymous||reply 41||02/01/2020|
My arms aren’t long enough for me to jewrk off. Of fucking course I am fwustwated!”
I'm so horny Awec is starting to wook good to me. That's just wong!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||02/01/2020|
[quote]A'n then there's the girwl we call the One Armed Bandit.... Just sayin'.
---Alec, 1987, dishing with newcomer Kaleb on "The Shriners" regulars
|by Anonymous||reply 43||02/01/2020|
This is like the old threads we used to have about the marriage announcements where one husband's head could fit inside the other husband's head. Big head and tiny head.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||02/01/2020|
Alec is over the hill for a Shriner's "Kid" ........
And Caleb is so darn cute !
|by Anonymous||reply 45||02/01/2020|
Alec and Kaleb are morphing into Baby Jane Hudson, and her sister, Blanche.
This will end in tears.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||02/01/2020|
Kaleb is now 11.
Alec is the Jack Benny of Crip Shillers. Forever 29. Um - I mean 17.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||02/01/2020|
[quote]This will end in tears.
Laughter through tears is my favourite emotion.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||02/01/2020|
But they’re both in wheelchairs! Who gets served the rat for lunch?? Can Alec believably sing “I’ve written a letter to daddy??”
|by Anonymous||reply 49||02/01/2020|
🐝 Bee Best, Weetle Fewwaz !
|by Anonymous||reply 50||02/01/2020|
We'll dub them.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||02/01/2020|
^ I so have to get high and listen to that.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||02/01/2020|
R47 “ Jack Benny of Crip Shillers”
|by Anonymous||reply 53||02/02/2020|
Remember Alec, there's always somebody younger and hotter just waiting to take your place.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||02/02/2020|
And in this case, very possibly with fewer limbs!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||02/02/2020|
I don't know why these two have to fight each other for control of Shriner's. I think they should team up and push that cunt Marlo Thomas off a bridge so they can take over St. Jude's as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||02/02/2020|
Just saw an adowable bwanket commercial with some shady legless bitch named "Rylen"!
Alec and Kaleb BOTH better watch out!
|by Anonymous||reply 57||Last Tuesday at 7:06 PM|