Melissa Joan Hart
The new season of The New Chilling Adventures of Sabrina is starting so and it made me wonder what became of TV's first Sabrina.
She starred in a TV show I never heard of with Joey Lawrence, opened a candy shop (and was sued a former employee alleging wrongful termination and racial discrimination!) that subsequently closed, and is a Gary Johnson supporter!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 8, 2020 11:19 AM
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She always reminded me of the girl in this scene:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 1 | January 17, 2020 6:49 PM
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I’m still trying to forgive her for DIRTBAGS. I was in it, and yet I still personally thanked God when I got up here for making sure it didn’t get picked up.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 2 | January 23, 2020 6:25 PM
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She lives alone with the black cat.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 23, 2020 6:43 PM
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Isn't she another Republicunt?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 23, 2020 6:44 PM
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R4 She's moderate. She's very gay friendly as well.
It's baffling as to why she doesn't have a bigger career. She's incredibly talented, and a great comedienne.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 24, 2020 12:59 AM
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[Quote] and it made me wonder what became of TV's first Sabrina.
Or to some she's better known as Clarissa.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 6 | January 24, 2020 5:41 AM
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She's been in some TV Christmas movies. Holiday in Hancuffs is hilarious for all the wrong reasons.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 24, 2020 6:09 AM
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Jeez - Balthazar Getty was in the shit show Dirtbags, too.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 24, 2020 6:29 AM
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She starred in a Christian fundie movie.
That's why.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 9 | January 24, 2020 6:58 AM
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Whyever did she need three names? And what happened to her friendship with Britney? Doesn’t her Momager care?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 24, 2020 9:04 AM
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R10 because it was the 90s.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 24, 2020 9:18 AM
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She directed a 3rd season episode of "So Weird"
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 24, 2020 11:22 AM
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She was a kid star. They only very rarely become successful performers in adulthood, partly because they're different skill sets. (Partly because many cute kids grow up to be plain-to-fug.)
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 24, 2020 11:27 AM
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She showed up to this anti-drug event with her boyfriend (?), both stoned out of their minds, giggling uncontrollably and reeking of weed.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 15 | January 24, 2020 11:34 AM
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I can smell the weed just looking at that picture.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 24, 2020 11:36 AM
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R16 At least she was sober enough to remember how to stand like a Barbie in a box! What kind of weirdness is going on with her arms and hands?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 24, 2020 11:39 AM
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I'm probably one of the few who likes Drive Me Crazy. Apparently Melissa was upset about Adrian Grenier being cast as her love interest and wanted Elijah Wood to play Chase instead lol
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 18 | January 24, 2020 12:12 PM
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She's fervently anti-choice. That is what is at the heart of any conservative leanings she has.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 24, 2020 12:51 PM
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Is she Buffy, the Cuntpire?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 24, 2020 5:04 PM
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Grew up with Clarissa and Sabrina. I always thought Clarissa was a good role model for young girls. I always thought she would've grown up to play the same type of roles as Julia Stiles did but instead did teenybopper stuff like Drive Me Crazy which seemed strange at the time.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 24, 2020 5:08 PM
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I remember back in the late 90s she was on LOVELINE like three or four times, for some weird reason that was never explained.
Her best appearance imo was when she sat in with Drew & Adam for a full show, alongside her ABC roster-mate and fellow comedic teen actor Mike Damus (best known for TEEN ANGEL costarring DL faves Maureen McCormick & Jordan Brower plus earnest Mormon cutie Corbin Allred). Melissa talked a lot about co-founding some kind of motivational-speaking program with her Mom intended to dissuade teens from using substances.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 23 | January 24, 2020 6:40 PM
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The first time I ever heard of The Vagina Monologues was because Melissa was performing it.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 24, 2020 6:45 PM
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[Quote] Melissa talked a lot about co-founding some kind of motivational-speaking program with her Mom intended to dissuade teens from using substances.
She should've done an edgy PSA instead.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 25 | January 25, 2020 10:18 AM
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I remember she tried to Kickstart a romcom, and in the comments to this story someone accuses her mom of destroying her career.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 26 | January 25, 2020 1:57 PM
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I just felt kind of bad for her. She was pretty young when she admitted in an interview that she got tired from having to work all the time and go to school too. She was supporting her whole family and her mom kept having babies. I think there are 7 kids in all or something.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 25, 2020 3:06 PM
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Is she as homophobic as Kevin Hart, Ellen’s favorite homophobe?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 25, 2020 3:23 PM
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She'll probably do more Christian movies over the next decade.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 25, 2020 3:27 PM
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Those movies are why Ricky Schroder drinks.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 25, 2020 3:29 PM
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OP, where have you been? Her hot-to-death hubby has been the subject of many Datalounge threads.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 31 | January 25, 2020 3:41 PM
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R18, Drive was written by Rob Thomas of Veronica Mars and it really shows. I think it's ironic because Hart is so much better in this role than Kristen Bell would have been. Much more likable. I also think it's a really good teen movie but I also heard she and Grenier had a big affair on the set, so if that's true, she got over the casting pretty quickly. Typically great Thomas lines: Girl: It's easy to be a bitch now that Brad is available. Melissa: It's easy to be a bitch either way. And Melissa: Who are we making jealous now? Adrian: Everyone. Everyone.
Don't cry for Hart. Her husband is part of the Hollywood Wilkersons, meaning she's rolling in dough.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 25, 2020 3:50 PM
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R32 I thought her husband was from Alabama.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 25, 2020 4:01 PM
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Yeah I really don't think her husband is from a wealthy family.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 26, 2020 8:09 AM
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If Melissa is still letting her mom dictate her career at 43, she only has herself to blame
by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 26, 2020 7:13 PM
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[Quote] If Melissa is still letting her mom dictate her career at 43, she only has herself to blame
Here here!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 27, 2020 1:30 AM
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R35 Some adult women always remain mama's girls.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 27, 2020 1:49 AM
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Don't feel bad for her. That cunt deserved her bad karma:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 38 | January 27, 2020 1:53 AM
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Typical Catholic Suffolk County trash, complete with an overweight stage mother who never practiced birth control.
And that’s all deplorable territory out there — similar to Staten Island.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 27, 2020 6:50 AM
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I don't like Melissa. The Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina is fantastic, minus the trans character Susie/Theo, but whatever. I just binged watched the new third Season, and it was even better than the previous Seasons!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 27, 2020 6:57 AM
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[Quote] The Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina is fantastic
The first half was fine. Wasn't impressed with the second and haven't checked out season 2 yet.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 27, 2020 8:58 AM
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R42: Season 2 is more action packed than Season 1. And when you watch Season 3 it's even better than Season 1 and Season 2.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 27, 2020 9:37 AM
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Why does everyone keep saying season 3?? Season one was split into 2 parts.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 27, 2020 10:08 AM
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R44: No, Netflix done that. It's been released as Season 3. Research. IMDB.com officially lists the recent Season that was released as Season 3.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 45 | January 27, 2020 10:13 AM
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She directed a terrible TV remake of Watcher in the Woods a few years back
by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 27, 2020 10:31 AM
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[quote] Why does everyone keep saying season 3?? Season one was split into 2 parts.
The answer is quite simple. IMDB doesn't follow the showrunners' creative season definitions.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 49 | January 27, 2020 11:26 AM
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Her husband was born in Enterprise Alabama. Are we sure is from the "Hollywood Wilkersons"?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 27, 2020 11:30 AM
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Who are the "Hollywood Wilkersons"?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 27, 2020 1:39 PM
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R39 I remember that very well when it happened and was done with her after that. So all her “pro gay” and straight ally shit is fake. She already showed her true colors.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 27, 2020 1:55 PM
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When I was in middle school and she was on that Clarissa show, she came to our local mall for an autograph signing. I'm ashamed and embarrassed to admit that I went and stood in line (it was free and I was a dumb kid, obviously). The bitch never once looked up from the table to acknowledge a single one of her fans and when I got up to her I saw that she was just banging out autographs and then putting tally marks on a sheet of paper for each photo she signed. I've never liked her after that.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 27, 2020 4:13 PM
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R53 LMAO I remember you telling that story on here before and the part about the tally marks had me cracking up! What a bitch. Did she even mumble hi or say anything?
And she wonders why her career never really took off.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 27, 2020 6:44 PM
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I don't recall her mumbling anything, but this was almost thirty years ago at this point so it's possible she conjured up the energy to say "hi" underneath her breath. I've never forgotten the fact that she never looked up at anyone though along with that sheet of paper with all the tally marks on it! The little red headed kid who played her brother on the show was also there signing autographs that day and he actually looked up and smiled at the people who had stood in line to see him. It was all business for Miss Melissa though!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 27, 2020 7:49 PM
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She’s obviously still a Republican cunt and a Trumpster because right after it was announced Biden won, she was on IG posting a picture of the Hallmark movie schedule and said “Need an escape from reality?”
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 8, 2020 4:22 AM
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She has they weird mouth thing. She’s doughy and not pretty yet she pulls that hot AF husband? What’s his deal? Doesn’t she live in Connecticut? She peaked as a kid and sadly kid actors can’t transition when they’re so typecast. Also she’s just not good looking enough. But again her man. I’m thinking he’s in it for something else. Former druggie now born again maybe? Or she’s his beard?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 8, 2020 11:02 AM
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[Quote] she was on IG posting a picture of the Hallmark movie schedule and said “Need an escape from reality?”
Lmao i guess she does.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 8, 2020 11:19 AM
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