Jonas Brothers - What A Man Gotta Do?

The video is only 3 minutes long but i could not finish. Yeah this is that mediocre

all hype no substance

I liked the Grease segment.

[quote]Nick spends this entire video in his tighty whities

yeah because he knows that hi is average singer at best and has nothing to offer except his body

[quote]They always manage to find a way to incorporate some homoeroticism.

their whole career has been based on queer baiting

i like it. and the song is catchy.

That was a horrible song.

Either Nick and Priyanka are in a lavender marriage or she uses a strap-on with Nick. She has got serious masculine energy.

Jonas Bros in underpants.

Probably the first time they ever saw tighty whiteys. Boxer briefs have been around longer than they have.

reductive

Joe Jonas

gross.

Yes Nick, Yes(ish) Joe, No Kevin!!!!

Delicious, r10!

auto-tuned crap

That was shot on green screen and he's fluffed, There's doc on Amazon I think, where they talk about an ex-girlfriend saying he was small.

This song sounds awful.

ODE TO risky business, grease and say anything....

as if their fan base would KNOW this (besides maybe grease of course)...

Hell, even the Jonas brothers themselves are too young to know what those movies are. Their fan base MIGHT catch Grease, but the other two will go over heads.

Their music is horrid.

That is the best they can do? I think they are successful because we are told that they are. I don't know anyone who would enjoy their crap if in a vacuum.

Um, Kevin looking all daddy in those barely contained tighty whites, can someone get me that gif?

garbage

The video makes no sense. I see how they used Grease because the song's rhythm section slightly evokes "Hand Jive." But the other references? What was the point? Why!?!? Their success has always dumbfounded me. I always assumed they were not really as successful as the media would lead you to believe, but they have been playing arenas. I just don't get it. Are people really that impressionable and gullible? It is not music. It is crap.

Lots of contemporary music is bad, but the Jonas Brothers' music is absolutely putrid. I guess anything can be marketed today, even the worst garbage like the Jonases can have an audience if they're marketed right.

Seriously, their music so awful I can't believe it's even produced.

They did "Boogie Wonderland" at the Kennedy Center Honors and sounded tone-deaf. It was said that they weren't even familiar with the song when they were asked to do it. They really can't sing. At all.

R10 Wasn't expecting actual VPL. Very nice.

is their 15 minutes up yet???

is it really really this difficult for the music industry to find a trio brothers or not who CAN actually sing, who are talented and attractive? nowhere in the entire world??...

the jonas brothers do play their own instruments so i do give them credit at least for that...

They look like the Missing Link.

[quote]Wasn't expecting actual VPL. Very nice.

Actual?

I doubt they really play on their albums, R27. And I'm sure that Kevin plays the guitar onstage just to give them an authenticity that they don't deserve. I doubt it is even plugged in. Two of the brothers are fairly handsome, but they are all completely without charm and visible talent. I know a lot of pop music sucks these days, but, dear God, they really are awful. And I'm tired of their gay-baiting; it is cynical and pandering. Who, exactly, was clamoring for their reunion, other than the record label and publisher who are profiting from it?

R30 is why we can't have nice things. Why is it whenever a guy wants to exude sexuality it's called gay baiting but when a woman does it it's par for the course?

[quote] the jonas brothers do play their own instruments so i do give them credit at least for that...

The fact that their music even has real instruments is an anomaly in this day and age. With all the shitty music out there right now, why go after ones who at least look good while they are playing it?

[quote] is it really really this difficult for the music industry to find a trio brothers or not who CAN actually sing, who are talented and attractive? nowhere in the entire world??

There are plenty, some of whom have been extremely successful as well as others who didn't know how to market themselves.

As a gay dude I fucking support gay baiting like this. An example of gay baiting that sucks is Oswald and Edward's storyline on Gotham. But if the gay baiting includes hot guys taking their clothes off we should learn not to count our fucking chickens and just appreciate what we're given.

I cried inside when I saw Matthew Modine. This man was the hottest young up and coming star of my youth. Birdie. OMG, where is the pretty boy who used to be me ?

r25 is right... Your average wedding band can do boogie wonderland better than that...

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They've just announced their Vegas residency at Park Theater.

So is that Nick roll out still underway?

They are projecting an image which they hope can cover up the bad music and drunk frat boy lyrics. They are the only family group I can think of who's voices don't compliment each other. And the look " Look at My Hot Smoking Wife- # Jeaiousbitches" is all to make you know at the end of the day we "fuck" . They have built their careers on prepubescent sexual thought.

It's a SLOW rollout, r39.

Very

fucking

slow

The ugly, oldest Jonas looks pretty good in the undies, Nick looks incredible in the undies, the song is auto-tuned shit, and did Matthew Modine really have nothing better to do?

They all have INCREDIBLE legs.

Are they cut or uncut?

I can't say I'm a huge fan but I'm happy for their resurgence of success after being popular a decade ago.

[quote] and did Matthew Modine really have nothing better to do?

Hey, it pays a bill and probably makes the grandchildren happy.

Yes Daddy Kevin!

Goodness, they’re so heterosexual.

It took Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, Kevin Jonas, Ryan Tedder, Dave Stewart, Jess Agombar to write a song that doesn't even rhyme.

This is why music today sucks.

[quote]Ryan Tedder is why music today sucks.

Fixed.

As far as music these days goes, the Jonas Bros. are inoffensive. They seem to be able to laugh at themselves. I'll take them over Ed fucking Sheeran any day.

Kevin is hot IMO and R51, so true but immensely sad that this is the option. Everything is SHITE these days. The music ' industry' has destroyed music to the ground and salted the fondations. It's over.

DILF Kevin.

Yeah, something happened to Kevin because he's getting better looking with each new pic.

Although, my love still belongs to Joe!!!

乔纳斯·布鲁斯（Jonas Brothes）在武汉开始流行性感冒

Just seeing R55 gives me the flu.

Is R55 saying the Jo Bros started coronavirus?

Mr. and Mrs. Jonas

flat pancake tits

R58

Remember, I was having my tits painted?

As what?

To look like tits.

Did they perform in their tighty whites?

Those are some granny looking tits right there. Fuck she's manly!

Wow. That fat indian whore is chunky !! She a man ? She reminds of la belle Criss's ' wife'. Why these kweens marry truck drivers ? Please explain, Freuds of DL

Nick married a woman ten years older than he is. She is nearly 40 but she's Indian so that means she's fertile as hell.

Is there any daddy Kevin gay fan fiction out there?

R65 You could try Nifty. Which seems to still be around.

So I take it that none of their wives trusts them to be in videos with models any more. Will all their future videos feature their wives also?

Probably r67. I think around the time Nick got married to Priyanka. Some Indian website was going on about how Nick should now no longer be seen crooning/singing to other women in his music videos who aren't Priyanka unless it's a Bollywood number.

I used to despise all of their music, now I’m liking some of their songs lately, and it’s making me hate myself.

I don't know if Nick is gay, fluid or bi. But that marriage is such a sham. The only thing that they share is a love for attention. They have no chemistry, they don't seem to be affectionate without a camera, and they are always a fashion hit. They remind me of Tom and Nicole- always kissing in public, being aware of each other when they had to be.in front of flashing lights. You can't force chemistry. Warren and Annette, Kevin and Kera, Hawn and Russell. When you have chemistry it's there. Notice Martin and Lewis never found a better partner. Fred danced with lots of better dancers but he never had the same chemistry as with Ginger.

This is all kinds of crappy.

"The only thing that they share is a love for attention. They have no chemistry, they don't seem to be affectionate without a camera, and they are always a fashion hit. They remind me of Tom and Nicole- always kissing in public, being aware of each other when they had to be.in front of flashing lights. You can't force chemistry."

What, exactly, are you trying to say...???

Since Matthew was in this, I wish Kevin’s sequence was from Vision Quest where the hotel guest makes a pass at him.

Seriously, what happened to Matthew 's career ???

He was only hawt for two films

Who is actually singing? Joe?

Judging from that clip, the fat indian FTM is one bad actress (+ showing legs on TV = lowest cast whore in her native country. Lower than untouchable even. So LOL @ ' never another woman with my husband '.)

This made me LOL

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Nick's wife is beautiful

Whatever happened to the bonus Jonas? Will he be the Andy Gibb of the group?

Do they all still have their chastity rings?

R80 LOL. No she's not.

I don't know if this is true but wasn't there some rumor that not too long before she was first spotted with Nick in public that she was fucking some married Bollywood director.

[quote]they don't seem to be affectionate without a camera,

So you hang out with them in private, away from cameras?

Deciding which one is the gay Jonas is like playing the shell game. I can’t tell.

Priyanka joining Matrix 4.

Priyanka looks like a transgender woman.

Priyanka is a chick with a dick

I find their music extremely boring. Nick is nice to look at, but that's the only appeal for me.

Nick has ape face

I heard this song at my gym again today, and it's such a piece of shit, as bad as their other song "Sucker For You" or whatever it's called. I can't put my headphones on fast enough, they are absolutely talentless.

I don’t hear anything good in their so called sound.

r93

It's better than any of the other junk since 1993

No it's not r94. What stupid statement.

R73 that would have made too much sense and been to real for a silly pop video of fantasy vignettes.

Plus, imagine the fraullout afterward. “Kevin is such an ALLY we stan a woke king!!” Nope, he’s just a closet-case, heifers.

I like Kev's little head shake at the end. Very sexy

This is one of the worst songs I've ever heard.

Awful.

R97 Wait, which head?

Rock Music ended around 1993 and R&B became the mainstream of pop music.

It’s been a few weeks now, have they figured out what a man’s gotta do?

Joss, NPH & Fillion should sue.

Mediocre, the lot of them.

R104

You all are more jealous than Natalie was when Tootie stole her part in South Pacific

the one on the far right has a horse face !

The best result of them getting back together is Nick and Joe thinned down. They both have a tendency to blub. Now they are fine again.

Which Jonas Brother would make the best prison bitch?

Joe is fine, Nick has ape face. Kevin is getting better looking with age, but that ain't saying much. He isn't even up to Kate Jackson's level of Charlie's Angels.

I like Kev, I think he's super hot.

But if people know that Kevin and Nick are gay/bisexual, why do they go through the subterfuge of getting married and having children? It makes things that much more difficult when the marriage ends and we know that it will. Kevin’s ski nosed frau has her heels dug in...she’s not going anywhere.

Because their fan base are straight fraus.

Excuse moi, how do we know that Kevin and Nick are bi/gay ?

Are your headless, r113?

No. Show me evidence that Kevin is bi/gay. Please. I am all ears

If you need evidence to show Kevin is gay, you also must need it for Paul Lynde, Barry Manilow, Jim Nabors, JM J Bullock, Wayland Flowers and Richard Simmons

I don't remember that Barry Manilow has like 4 kids

They didn't have petri dish kids in Manilow's day

Very nice

I hope none of them get the coronavirus, except the ugly one, we don't care about unattractive people on the Datalounge.