Rooney Mara

She's more boring than watching paint dry. Thanks Joaquin for distracting her with your dick.

And she's a DOUBLE football heiress, OP.

She used to be Ted C’’s favorite.

Charlotte “Chuck” Finger-Dingle is young, über-gorge and has H’wood by the family jewels (metaphorically speakin’, at least).

See, Chuck is still relatively fresh to the scene but she’s managed to nab some of the splashiest flicks served up by the biggest studios and has certainly caught the eye of Tinseltown—and all the eligible bachelors in it too.

But all that steamy hetero chemistry Chuck has onscreen stay strictly in celluloid, ‘cause Chuck has a taste for…

The ladies, of course.

Chuck has sparked her fair share of rumored romances with T-town’s hottest fellas (more than a fair share of which are also members of the Blind Vice Hall of Fame), but when it comes down to whose bed she’s hopping in and out of, Charlotte prefers her lovers strictly chick.

Which isn’t to say Chuck gets lonely during those long months on location.

Oh no, Chuck—with her fashionista figure and cheekbones to kill for—has plenty of ladies lustin’ after her as well and makes sure to pluck only the hottest babe from the crowd to keep her, well, “entertained.”

So while the tabloids plaster their covers with snapshots of Chuck and her ab-tastic male costars, the real juicy scandal is going on behind the scene where CF-D is getting hot and heavy with one lucky gal or another.

And her usual same-sex selection? Women with power—ya know, like directors or producers or any broad who’s calling the shots.

How friggin’ hot is that? Keep it up, Chuck, ‘cause even if you don’t win an Oscar, you’re certainly one of our new fave Vicers.

R2 nailed it. Mara was a great Salander, too bad she opted out of any sequels.