Male celebrities who are chronic masturbators

John Mayer and James Franco have admitted to being chronic masturbators.

Well that seems like low hanging fruit, didn’t he just come out as porn addicted? And the creepy picture makes him look 13.

Tom Green

Joshua Jackson

R2 He's just about 30 and has a young face. Get over it.

The cast of Stranger Things

Chace Crawford looks like he’s into serious edging.

Justin Long has hairy palms for sure.

Margaret Thatcher

Onan

Younger Billie Joe Armstrong admitted as much in one of his older Green Day songs.

Ewan McGregor said in an interview that he couldn’t keep his hand off his cock when he was a teenager.

Aaron Rodgers

Tim Tebow. Then he cries about it afterwards.

Link to Aaron Rodgers saying he masturbates before games to be calm.

All of the men of Blink 182

[quote] Joshua Jackson

Has he discussed this?

Anyone under 30.

R16, nope, not that I know of. He's always just had that 'face' of some guy who does, IMO! Can't explain it..

Thanks, R18.

Most men under 30-35.

I can't imagine Archie doing such a dirty thing!

Shia LaBeouf

He is such a colossal jerk that his masturbation hand must get into the act.

Pee Wee Herman headlines this thread.

John Ritter (RIP), circa Three's Company

[quote] Shia LaBeouf

He said that he was in his trailer on the set of the Charlie’s Angels movie and saw Lucy Liu outside. He “went to town” jerking off watching her through the window of his trailer. He said something to the effect that he couldn’t forego an opportunity to masturbate to such a beautiful woman in person.

Kevin Spacey. Masseurs say he'd start masturbating as soon as they walked into the room

Ernest Borgnine said it's what made him live into his 90s.

Didn't Revolta like to masturbate on front of masseurs, too?

Ryan Reynolds has mentioned jacking off to Spanish-language soap operas/telenovelas after school.

Now don't this topic beat them all?

Chrissy Metz

Stevie Wonder

Ray Charles

Andrea Bocelli

Shawn Hatosy

The entire cast of the Big Bang Theory.

This thread is both very stupid and very entertaining.

R26 You beat me to it. I was going to bring up Kevin Spacey, too.

Anthony Weiner has rubbed his weiner raw.

I submit three guys from Trump's orbit: Mark Esper, Steve Mnuchin and Michael Cohen. I would be good money that all of them are compulsive masturbators. Just LOOK at them.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Exhibit C:

These are the faces of chronic masturbators. I guarantee it.

Kevin Cosnter. Yes, even at 64, Costner can't control himself. Same with "recovered" sex addict David Duchovny.

Prince Andrew. Princess Anne.

R38, great examples!

Trump

Trump can't reach his dick to masturbate.

Dear God! R40 !

Thanks. I will never, ever, get that horrid image out of my head.

*(Loved it though. Please don’t tell anybody I said that. I’ll never admit to it.)

Shaquille O'Neal was also a chronic masturbator.

R40 I can SO see that

God I love to masturbate. This is making me horny, and I already jerked off with a guy who came over and a couple of times after he left.

I'd love to see Shaq masturbate.

FFS what normal man full of hormones ISN'T a chronic masturbator?

Diane Selwyn

r33 did Shawn Hatosy talk about it? How do you know?

There was gossip about both Prince William and Prince Harry having large collections of pron and frequently wanking. This was when they were teenagers.

Bruce Vilanch

Amanda Lepore

There was gossip about both Prince William and Prince Harry having large collections of pron and frequently wanking. This was when they were teenagers.

By pron I assume you mean porn. And well fuck me dead, who knew that they were just like every other boy their age!

If you're a teenage boy and you're NOT wanking, there's something wrong with you.

Thank you OP for drawing attention to chronic male masturbation. Judging by the responses in this thread, it is a serious and widespread problem. Clearly prayer is not enough to combat this vice. Therefore, I have asked my team to establish a Blue Ribbon Commission so that we can get a handle on the situation.

Ah volunteer for that commission, suh. In the name of science.

Me too, me too

All of those Culkin kids.

Louis C.K.

David Attenborough. When he's not masturbating he’s being masturbated over. National treasure.

My best friend is 73 and buzzes off twice a day every day. He is so calm.

I commend you Senator Graham for your spirit of service, but I have already selected the members of my commission.

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Bill Maher says he masturbates before each show.

I would bet money Andy Cohen is a chronic masturbator, even into his 50s.

I'm 67 and masturbate more now than when I was younger. Nearly every night.

Kanye West has admitted to a porn addiction, Post Malone too.

When i was 25, I had to cum three times a day.

Now I'm 53 and I only do about once every ten days.

Woody Allen

I wonder if Archie feels guilt about jerking off afterwards.

I'd let him splooge on my face, then assure him everything's okay.

David Duchovny

Gus van Sant

Anderson Cooper

Randy Travis

Tim Allen hasn't missed a day since he first saw Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

William Barr walks around with a deeply inserted remote controlled prostate egg so he's leaking precum all day long.

[quote] Shia said that he was in his trailer on the set of the Charlie’s Angels movie and saw Lucy Liu outside. He “went to town” jerking off watching her through the window of his trailer. He said something to the effect that he couldn’t forego an opportunity to masturbate to such a beautiful woman in person.

Likewise, I’m sure!

R40 Cohen might be able to get some help but Mnuchin and Esper for sure! When I watch them on news shows, Esper is so frantic and Mnuchin has a strange tic that calls out --- "I can't wait to touch myself"

Franklin Pierce

Mitch McConnell is naturally hairless and can't keep his hands off of his pecker. He's uncut, 5 inches hard (it's skinny), and his cum smells and tastes like spoiled milk.

R82 = Elaine Chao

I bet Putin rubs one out every morning and makes the fucking scariest face when he comes.

R84 Yep, the big O face with eyes wide open and...does he scream or bite his lip??

Putin also looks like he would be a selfish lay but it would still be hot. He's wiry and demanding but passionate. In terms of dictators he'd definitely be a better fuck than Xi or Bolsonaro.

Yeah, wiry and passionate. But you'd still have to jerk yourself off. He wouldn't care.

Tsk, tsk ... so much spilled seed!

Johnny Depp told an interviewer he was a frequent masturbator during an interview.

At what rate does masturbation become chronic?

Archuleta looks like he masturbates seven times a day.

Will Poulter has masturbater face

[quote]At what rate does masturbation become chronic?

When every room in your house has a nacreous layer of permacum.

JimPanzee Jordan (R) when he isn't preoccupied with flinging his feces.

Sarah Silverman

r94, love that nickname!!!

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[quote]Prince William and Prince Harry having large collections of pron and frequently wanking.

R57 Where would one get this large collection of pron? I want one. A large collection, I mean.

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R99 He holds in his stomach and expands his chest. Some people find that attractive. But, you're right, when he's relaxed he's a flabboid.

Back in 2000 the Backstreet Boys did a Rolling Stone interview in which they were asked who masturbated the most:

"And as a team player, far be it for Howie to reveal the name of the group's most frequent masturbator. He'll laugh and giggle about it, but his lips are most definitely sealed.

'OK, I rub one out every once in a while,' Kevin drawls, 'but if one of us is a chronic masturbator, it's Nick.'

All the boys are in the hotel, and with Nick Carter thus singled out, all hell breaks loose. When the riot's over, Nick rolls his eyes and says, 'Why does it have to be me? You know you all do it just as much as me.'

'Well,' says Kevin, 'I'll put on the pay-per-view every now and then and check it out.'

Suddenly one of the other Boys starts singing a song from the disco era. 'We're coming out,' goes the tune. 'I want the world to know'

And then Nick says, again, 'Why does it have to be me?'

Kevin shrugs, as if to say that's just the truth of the matter, just as it's the truth that twenty-year-old Nick is the farter king, not to mention the sloppiest of the boys and the one with the smelliest feet and the one, who, when he gets upset, is the most likely to start throwing fists around, though not so much recently.

R101 The Backstreet Boys. Really. I thought we were talking about MEN.

Kevin Spacey allegedly was caught masturbating in someone's sports car parked in a garage, according to a Twitter user:

Archie definitely has sticky hands, OP! I imagine if you shake his hand, you end up with sticky residue on yours.

Aaron Carter supposedly would masturbate for hours when he was high on meth.

R105 How do you masturbate for hours? Isn't that edging? I mean, come or don't come or leave it alone. What the heck?

ONE WOULD THINK tom cruise would, since he allegedly hasn't not only had a relationship but not even had a date with a female since 2012! then again, his cult thinks masturbation is evil and cruise would have to admit it in audit and be chastised for it! can you even fathom being a super famous movie star and your "religion" and others embarrass you and insult you (and laugh at you behind your back of course!) for jacking off, not to mention others in your "religion" know all about this? DOESN'T THAT MAN HAVE ANY sense of pride?.....

i remember a rolling stone magazine article on dwayne "the rock" johnson and he admitted to whacking off frequently! would love to see that!..

Howard Stern talks about his masturbation habits regularly on his radio show. Some of his whack pack are also chronic masturbators.

Bill Cosby, but he has to drug his hand first or he doesn’t enjoy it.

*groan* r109, are you done now, dad?

Oh dear r110, this isn’t the thread about your most common childhood sayings....

Prince Frederic von Anhalt

Alton Brown

Gilbert Gottfried

The Chapo Trap House guys

Susan Boyle and Queen Elizabeth II.

Oh wait: you said MALE celebrities.

Connor Jessup

Miles Heizer

Joe Swash (British D-list wanker) has that look of someone who plays with himself so much that it's left him mildly retarded.

Fred Willard

PeeWee Herman

Nick Stahl got busted for jerking off in the same place that Fred Willard did. Apparently the LA cops don't have enough to do so they bust people jerking off in an adult theater.

Jackson Browne - "Rosie" (I gotta hand it to me.)

Keanu Reeves supposedly has a huge collection of porn, some of it very hard core. Maybe he was just looking at it for the artistic value, NOT!

Pee Wee Herman

Howard Stern got Isaac, Taylor & Zac Hanson to admot they masturbated.

Jimmy Kimmel: Do you go to internet porn? Do you look up pornography on the internet? Do you guys beat off to porn?

Taylor: I try not to.

Howard Stern: But you do.

Taylor: Yeah.

Robin: But you fail?

Jimmy Kimmel: Why try not to?!

Zac: What’s the statistic? 90% of men say that they masturbate. But 10% say that they don’t but they’re lying about it.

Howard Stern: Isaac, you beat off, right?

Isaac: Yeah.

--------- Howard Stern: Five years? You never went below the waist, you made out with her?

Zac: Yeah.

Howard Stern: And you get a wicked boner and what’d you do, you ran home and beat off right?

Jimmy Kimmel: No way.

Howard Stern: Do you go home and pray? I mean what the hell do you do?

Jimmy Kimmel: Do you play wiffle ball?

Howard Stern: I gotta know about you!

Isaac: No, praying doesn’t solve that problem.

Taylor: Howard Stern’s actually curious… “What did you do, cos I want to know!”

Howard Stern: You drained it.

Zac: Yeah.

Howard Stern: You drained your lizard.

Taylor: It’s a siphon.

[quote]Tim Tebow. Then he cries about it afterwards

But Tebow starts watching "Say Yes to the Dress"

and browsing on Pintrest and his tears always dry up...

This horrendous behavior is just one of the reasons I was forced to tie my daughters hands.

Pope Francis

r68 Not true. But thx for repeating a rumor that's close to 25 years old. I wonder how many other times you posted this. I do remember this rumor, Maher addressed it directly. In the future, it would be great if people on this board would refrain from posting ancient bullshit. (On topic, Maher said he'd done it before a show but it wasn't a ritual).

r125 = Bill Maher trying to rehabilitate his image.

R69 AC for sure

With all the TV shows and movie filming shut down and all the actors, musicians and athletes at home, I bet there is a lot of jerking off going on. Has any celeb admitted that yet?

Dataloungers never masturbate. Only bad people do.

Eric “Date Rape” Trump

Harvey Weinstein

Matt Lauer

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I'd say Tom Holland, were there not a line to suck him off.

Justin Bieber