Anderson Cooper’s butthole

I assume it is in whichever state he himself is in.

it stinks

State of confusion.

We'll have to wait until later in the month when he makes his annual address to Congress.

No state. The District of Columbia.

I'm sure it is swathed in silk and wonderfully puckered.

I have it on good authority the color is BRINK... an exclusive and very special blend of brown and pink.

Fact: it doesn’t fart, it giggles.

It's sweet and a little bit salty...

It has the Gloria Vanderbilt logo sewn into it.

His brand would suggest that even his hole has a 360 degree circumference.

His lovers all call it “The Mole”

The fact that he is pale by comparison, I’m guessing anal bleaching is essential.

squinty

It’s called the Coop de Ville— with an open-topped driver's position and an enclosed compartment for riders.

It’s an inherited taste.

Bossy, with lots of commentary and questions for the guests.

It's an "exit only"....he's a total top, believe me ....

Loaded with money :)

It has colorful posters such as this displayed all around it.

I cat see Anderson’s manhole. Andy Cohen’s nose is blocking the view.

R18 You gotta prove Andy's a top! That boy is a power bottom for sure!! Oh God -- legs up around his ears!

It's got "AC360" tattooed right above it.

As pale as buttermilk and smells twice as sour

I never realized shit was bitter tasting until recently. I assumed it would have a umami (meaty/brothy) flavor but it’s nothing of the sort. I was rimming out a guy’s hole and it was a little dirty as I probed deeper.

^^^^ Well, I see that Anderson himself is now posting here.

He's into fisting so it's probably huge.

Kathy Griffin sticks voodoo doll needles into it every night before she goes to sleep.

R27 AC is into fisting? Do tell.

This stream reminds me of the James Woods' comment about Anderson's butt plug. I hate J.W. and love A.C. but I have to admit that I found it hilarious.

It’s um, uh, uh, you know...

Why is Andy’s butthole so much more popular than Anderson’s? Andy’s butthole thread has 177 replies... more than 5 times the number of replies here.

Anderson’s butthole is sad and pouty over this!

Ben is HUGE and stretched it out. Probably ruined him for anyone else.

It's dusty and full of cobwebs.

Tape three 100 bills together, end to end. Then tape it to make a circle. That would be to scale.

R34 Andy’s Butthole Thread was started a few days before Anderson’s. He got a head start.

It's one of the leading causes of global warming.

R3 state of disrepair

It gets more sun than his face.

It's been surrounded by a thick vegetation of prematurely grey hair since age 25. He's like a snow yeti down there.

Cooper Pooper!

It seems that the Andy Cohen butt hole thread is far outpacing the Anderson Cooper butt hole thread. Maybe we can get James Woods to contribute ?

I'd love to eat it one day..

It contains more Latino DNA than the cast of Sharks in the current revival of WEST SIDE STORY.

It should have the same name as the place built by his ancestors - Grand Central Station.

Gloria Vanderbilt's mother was Chilean - he's always had some Latino in him.

Gloria's mother, Gloria Morgan Vanderbilt was American, born in Switzerland. No Chilean blood.

But maternal grandmother, Luisa Kilpatrick, née Valdivieso Araoz, was a member of a wealthy Chilean family that had emigrated from Spain in the 17th century.

Is Anderson’s butthole lonely as it shelters in place?

Every once in awhile when he’s at the backend of his show he screws up and says keepin’ him on it. It happened most frequently when he had Van Jones on a panel.

Fun fact: if you hum happy birthday twice while really close to it, he won’t stutter.

I want to taste it before I die.

Never Been Kissed

R25 Erna?

Cooper’s a classic power bottom. His asshole is so loose, it has its own drawstring, like a velveteen Crown Royal bag.

Vegetative?

Elongated coinslot exhibiting severe trauma.