Celebrity High School Senior Pictures

Cute kid.

Here's Halle Berry.

I wonder how many of these accolades are fabricated?

Probably all of them.

Hillary.

Brad Pitt.

Not a Senior photo, but KJ Apa.

Bruno Mars.

Liam Hemsworth.

No way.

Colton Haynes.

Prince

Kristen Stewart.

Channing Tatum.

James Franco.

Alex Baldwin.

Blake Lively has had amazing plastic surgery

Matthew McConaughey.

Amy Adams.

Steven Spielberg.

Tommy Lee Jones.

Did Channing Tatum get lower lip injections?

Bradley Cooper

Ben Affleck.

Jennifer Lopez

Mariah Carey.

What a killer

Bruce Willis

Denzel

George Clooney

John Hamm

Angelina Jolie

Eminem. Oh, my!

Tina Fey

Barack Obama.

r23 Looks Italian

George Clooney used to be Mexican?

Who is this guy?

He looks familiar.

Stifler

Joe Biden.

No wonder his sons are so handsome.

Adrian Grenier

Jack Nicholson

Paul Newman

R38, He looks like AOC.

Mark Hamill

Timothee Chalamet

Harrison Ford

Meryl Streep.

Meryl Streep

Dorit Kemsley from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Petey

Carrie Fisher

The Vig

Jacko

Tina Fey.... woof!

Jacko was bleaching even then?

Guess Who?

That little boy grew up to be HIM.

And who is HIM?

R56 Click on the image link you lazy fuck.

It says Forbidden.

Jérémie Renier, jeune

The link address at R54 has a name in it, and it is.... IDRIS ELBA.

[quote] Jacko was bleaching even then?

Hugh Jackman is NOT Jacko.

Everyone knows "Jacko" as Michael Jackson.

That is not Jeremy Renner.

The Big Lebowski High School Year Book

Who be those people?

The only one I recognize at R62 is John Goodman.

I'm assuming that it's the cast of "The Big Lebowski."

R61 That's because it's Jérémie Renier. Belgian actor.

R62 I recognize Jeff Bridges in the upper left hand. He was so gorgeous.

Matt Bomer

Is this really Colton Haynes the actor/model, or a different one?

Here's Colton's other high school photos...

The Steve Buschemi and Julian Moore looked right at R62.

Some of them have changed very little. Some of them were certainly very attractive and "the eye goes to them."

- Captain Obvious

Biden and Jolie are winning. I was SO awkward at 17 so I don't judge the others. But they both looked great.

Newman looks GAY! I enjoyed friends who looked charming and devilish, like Nicholson. I would have had sexual fantasies about "All American" looking Baldwin and Obama -

OP, I seriously thought that was Frank Grande haha.

*Frankie Grande

R22, wow, J Lo actually looks really good there.

*actually" R76? Lopez was always pretty.

Jesse Lee Soffer from Chicago P.D. This is his freshman yearbook photo.

He never went through the awkward teenage phase. Lucky shit.

Calista Flockhart

And some more Calista for all of you fans!

I think, thus far, that Joe Biden and Amy Adams lead the pack.

Some of us (you) don't know what senior pictures are.

They certainly don't, r82.

R65

Merci

Cooper at R20 must be a mystery to his high school classmates who wonder how he became a heartthrob (though TBH, it may just have been a really bad picture of him.)

Harry Connick is another one in that category

R2 Look at those teeth!! No wonder DJT has that awful mouthful!

Wow - so few are good looking. Halle Berry looks fat and Bradley Cooper is almost ugly. As is Hemsworth.

McConaughey and Mariah Carey - maybe Paul Newman - are the only good looking ones. Further evidence that actors aren’t naturally hot - just good presentation and manipulation of features. Covering up deep insecurities.

Jenefer Lopez.......Yikey Dykey !

To R35 -

Pretty sure that's Chace Crawford.

That hairstyle was in fashion in the 80s for women. Regarding J Lo at R22.

I think Clooney at R27 had the biggest change in terms of looks. He looked goofy as a kid but totally hot as an adult!

Tony Hawk looks like every skater I lusted after as a teenager back in the late 80s.

You're crazy, R85.

Harry Connick is cute as hell!

[quote] Newman looks GAY! I enjoyed friends who looked charming and devilish, like Nicholson

Isn't that funny? Jack Nicholson always had that "devilish" look in his eyes, even as a youngster.

I believe the word is mischievous.

Jack has bizarre eyebrows. Obviously very young he started plucking them because when they're plucked, it gives him the arched and clown look! When not, he looks different.

Whitney Houston

I don't believe that's Idris at R54. The picture looks too modern somehow, and the clothes look like something I might have worn (I'm almost twenty years younger than him). Not to mention, the kid doesn't really look like him. But stranger things...

Yoo hoo, ees mee! You liek?

Damn, she looks like a street trash prostitution whore at R98.

This woman doesn't even deserve to sweep the floors of the White House.

That picture of Bruno Mars looks like it was taken yesterday

Bruce Willis and Paul Newman looked nearly angelic in their photos but grew up to very attractive, masculine men

Linda Lavin

Amazing what a nose job will do.

Anna Kendrick

Brad Pitt looks pretty much the same. I bet he got laid a lot in high school.

Meryl

G

Meryl.

Lucky Amy Adams has always had great hair.

Eminem's classmates must be thinking "WTF???"

He looks like a total DWEEB.

Wow - Meryl was one of the best looking. So many seem chubby cheeked.

Never realized what a super-WASP Meryl was. Super privileged William Penn descendant. Ahh - to be a WASP in mid century USA - talk about privilege. Basically everyone else was a minority.

Jan Michael Vincent

[quote] Never realized what a super-WASP Meryl was. Super privileged William Penn descendant

Oh, please.

She's Jewish.

Rob Lowe

Fabian

Luke Halpin

I don’t get the adoration for Hemsworth. When I look at him on billboards, I pretty much see his HS photo.

Barack was never an awkward anything, was he?!

Kevin Zegers

Wow! Chace Crawford was always that gorgeous, wasn't he? He's stunning even by Hollywood standards, but I can't imagine what a fuss they must have made over him in his hometown. Rob Lowe, too.

I don't remember Bruce Willis ever having such bright, pretty eyes. Maybe because he always does that angry squint in his movies, but he was really cute.

Nobody posted Chace Crawford's photo, R120.

Wow, look at the noses on Halle Berry and Calista Flockhart! Their nose jobs completely transformed their looks.

George Clooney looked like a total goofball.

Almost none of the famous people featured on this thread had exceptional good looks. In fact, many of them are very plain.

John Hamm is a lucky fucker.

Beautiful face and a big dick.

FUCK!

Yes, they did R121

Chace is the guy in R35

Someone else said that's Sean William Scott, R125. Aka "Stifler" from American Pie.

George Clooney had Bell's Palsy at the time that photo was taken, so half his face was paralyzed.

It’s Chace

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Speechless

Who is that, at R130?

R131 Keith Urban

Sean O'Pry

Brando

Heston

Joe Biden could get it!!!

Damn papi!!

Rock Hudson

OMG R130 hahahahahahahahaha!!! So he has ALWAYS had a version of that fucking hair style. And EWWW talk about chiclet teeth. You win the thread with that one. What an obnoxiously ugly asshole.

R139 😘

Julia

I believe this is Montgomery Clift. AKA Edward Montgomery

Ms. Barr

Ms. Ryder

Jimmy Stewart

Costner

No R139, R137 wins!!!!

I always thought that 'Lil John was "special," and it looks like I'm right.

He always yells/screams instead of speaking, and he seems a little... "off."

Sellack could get it

Nancy Pelosi

Tony Hawk’s hair is the hair color and style I was going for at that age, though I never spent enough time in the sun for the color.

Victoria Beckham

Tony Hawk was so cute. Lots of cute young guys in this thread, but tony is reminiscent of all those skater boys i lives and lost.

Victoria Beckham actually smiled once upon a time?

Jamie Foxx

You all can figure out this one.

^AnnE

Bernie Sanders

Elvis

Chrissy Metz on the right. The senior class voted her Class Clown.

Fran Drescher

Jason Alexander

Vince Vaughn

Brando, Newman, and Rock Hudson were all stunning in their youth. Vince Vaughn was attractive when he was younger.

Michael Douglas

[quote] Sellack could get it

Yes. I'm sure that Tom Selleck got LOTS of cock.

R130 Thought that was Pauly Shore

Jane Lynch

Adam Levine

Beto!

Babs

David Schwimmer.

So 80's!!!

Has Susan Dey commented yet?

Kathy Bates

Kathy looks so pretty!

Bette Midler

R110 I actually started a thread asking how someone like Marshall Mathers went from being that to being the success he is today. I still don't get it. If ever someone was destined to be a failure in life it was him, yet he manged to end up being famous, successful and rich.

[quote] Tony Hawk’s hair is the hair color and style I was going for at that age, though I never spent enough time in the sun for the color.

I love that hairstyle too, R150!!

Any idea how to get it that way, without spending days in the sun?

Do you have to completely strip your hair of color, first.... and then bleach it?

Olivia de Havilland

Olivia de Havilland

Meryl Streep.

Patti LuPone

Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker

Freshman to Junior year Avril is adorkable.

Andrew Rannells

Omg, he was a CHUBBY!

Darren Criss

Michael Cohen

Peter Dinklage

Billy Porter

Willie Nelson, football star

Ellen Degeneres , tennis team pervert

John Mayer

Spacey

What's also striking is how BAD so many of these photos are. Like just completely unflattering photos--head turned in awkward position, poorly lit, not smiling, etc.

Were yearbook photographers all stoned in the 70s and 80s?

Look at Drescher (R160) and Beto (R169) in particular.

Marco Rubio was so handsome.

Those are cocksucking lips for sure, R196!

"Brando, Newman, and Rock Hudson were all stunning in their youth. "

So were Charlton Heston and Montgomery Clift. Angelina Jolie and Whitney Houston were beautiful when very young. But most of the people on this thread range from reasonably attractive to ordinary to downright plain. And just about all of them, both male and female, seem to have had nose jobs and other forms of surgery to enhance their looks.

R171 i am Lmao say David’s hair and his huge earring. He definitely thought he was hot shit. I have never found him attractive, he reminds me of a big momma’s boy.

R199 sorry I should have proofed. Hopefully, you will understand my point.

The Rock. For real, this is him in high school.

^as a student, not a teacher. Haha

Bob Saget

Billy Crystal was kind of cute

Ice Cube looking fierce

I would have loved to have had Ben Stiller’s hair as a teen. It’s glorious.

Chris Pine with a terrible haircut

I know he’s already been mentioned, but I would 100% have had a major crush on him in high school-

Diana Ross

r209 My grandma said Diana Ross looked like an ugly monkey

R210, your grandma sounds like a horrible person with an ugly soul. Are you like her?

Vince Vaughn was shockingly hot back in the day. Who knew?

Chris Pine looks gorgeous, but the hair cut and awful facial hair had to go.

Chris Pine looks like every guy I slept with in 1998. The "I'm not gay, but when I roll I like to cuddle," look. I bet he wore JNCO's and had a bike chain necklace.

r211 She is a bitter, hateful woman I must admit

Olivia d'Havilland

r67

He looks as gay as a goose there.

Your hero and mine

R114, Meryl is not Jewish.

Big eyes help these pictures and young people. Wow look at Willie Nelson. He looks very young and yet soulful.

I'm not surprised Vince Vaughn was a HS stud. He was a gorgeous young actor way back when. I guess people forgot.

R220 He seemed to lose his looks quite early but that may be because he segued into comedies where physical attractiveness is not the ideal.

Looks like he became a Lush if not also a drug addict.

Bobby Cannavale was on Seth Meyers showing his kids photos. He was on the swim team. Cute boy next door.

Jon Hamm, hot!

Who's that at R208?

It’s Matthew McConaughey.

Thanks R226.

Poor Chris Pine at R207. He looks awful!

‘Lil Jon at R137 looks like has a ‘Lil Syndrome.

Mark Ruffalo

Bill Paxton

Chris Meloni

Chris had a nice head of hair at R231.

Leonardo DiCapr... err, Judy Zipper

Rick Santorum looked like a dick even in high school.

Paul Rudd

I bought a High School Zoo

Madonna Louise Ciccone

What's In Your Wallet? Jennifer Garner

The Boss

Sarah Palin

Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie

Aerosmith's Steven Tyler

'Tippi' Hedren

Ryan Seacrest

Ghouliani

cute

Kirstie Alley

Andy Cohen

Sally Struthers

Woody

Adam Schiff, Harvard Law

Pervy Matt Lauer

Amy Winehouse

Senior woodrow

Zachary Quinto

Jenna Jameson

Gwyneth Paltrow before jade eggs and vagina scented candles.

Seacrest made me cringe.

Alexander Skarsgård

EX CIA chief George Tenet and BFF Porn Legend Ron Jeremy

James Holmes

Detective Benson

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Kelly Clarkson looked a little like Joseph Gordon-Levitt in high school.

Who is Alex Trebek?

This one always makes me laugh- Minka Kelley

Bradley Cooper's 1993 High School Photo

Any Sedaris, before she was a 46 year-old high school freshman

Lady Gaga

Sally Field

Rachel Maddox

Tom Brady wasn't always good looking.

you see who?

Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps

old soul

Anderson, before the gray set in

Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren

Now you know why he's cunty

[quote] Now you know why he's cunty

Well since you don't bother to tell us who the pictures you are posting are, how would I know?

Andrew Cuomo

James Gandolfini

Anderson's grandfather had unusual eyes, too.

Presidential candidate Andrew Yang

Ohio Congressman Jim Jordan

ha they crudely digitised his basket!

Ed Harris. Handsome

Conan O'Brien

Singer Adam Lambert

Ashton Kutcher

Steve Carell

He looks better here

Kurt Cobain

Jared Leto

Renter has always been unfortunate looking

Kurt looks like an angel. Pity he became so tortured. Leto is a pretty boy but there's already something a bit uncanny about him.

Keanu Reeves

Burt Reynolds

Winona looked like a baby dyke

Victoria Beckham look like a chav with bad teeth

Two Oscar Isaacs for the price of one post

Anderson was cute

Leto had gayface

John Goodman

Simon Cowell

Melissa McCarthy

Shemar Moore lettin’ his Soul Glo

Looking more groomed here

You can tell Angelina had a nose job

Game of Thrones Kit Harington

Wow , Shemar had gayface from outer space !

^ Gayface and tragic 80s hair

Cutie Timothy Olyphant

Gene Wilder

Jason Momoa

Look. Let me tell you. I have the dismal feeling my IQ is higher than these folks. With the exception of Mayor Pete. On the first day!

Jimmy Fallon

oops wrong thread hahah

Hulk Hogan

Not quite high school but this is Justin Timberlake and Ryan Gosling

Howard Stern

Tom Selleck

Steve Guttenberg

Singer Meatloaf

Ted Danson

^^ it’s Three Men and a Meatloaf...

Affleck and Damon look like punks in those pictures.

Jerry Seinfeld -- Class of 1972 at Massapequa High School in Massapequa, New York

Clint Eastwood

Clint

Get out of my head r335, haha

Mickey Rourke |

Did Ted Danson always look 40?

Rolling Stones Keith Richards

Sam Elliott

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Shawn Mendes

John Lennon

Blurry Lee P.

Warren made a funny joke about the super rich and college. I think it goes over many heads.

Taylor Lautner, whatever happened to his career?

Weird Al living up to my expectations

R305 that can’t be Burt Reynolds.

Jim Morrison

Justin Bieber

Val Kilmer

Jamie Lee Curtis

Anna Nicole Smith

Tina Turner

Topical...

Chris Evans with bonus senior quotation

David Hasselhoff

Wes Bentley. His eyes always creeped me out a bit

Chris Evans - gay face. Hasselhof - VERY cute

Topher Grace

Who is James Holmes?

Pings!

Oh pay attention to the zeitgeist, Mary. James Holmes is the Joker shooter. We gays don't want him.

R266 damn she looks butch. I know she says she loves sex with her hubby. I always thought she was a lesbian.

Ryan Reynolds

Who the hell is uploading pictures of teen stars? WE KNOW WHAT THEY FUCKIN' LOOKED LIKE IN HIGH SCHOOL ALREADY

Dinklage was hot! Willie Nelson had a certain unique beauty.

Reynolds liked his 4 BOYZ juice

Dolly Parton

Grace Jones

Pamela Anderson

"Mama" Cass Elliot

Morgan Freeman

Samuel L. Jackson

Meghan with her old nose!

[quote] Jim Morrison

It’s amazing how much Jim looks like Val Kilmer, and vice versa.

And I can’t believe Chris Christie put on all that fat after high school. Usually someone as large as he is starts way back as a kid with bad eating habits, (see Cass, Mama).

Holy shit Eddie Van Halen and Valerie really did look like twins.

See?

Ryan Seacrest looked like a fat lesbian back in the day.

R377 I wonder if part of that is mild narcissism, like falling in love with yourself. Same with Mick Jagger and Bianca.

Ivanka Trump

She wishes she was that cute.^^

R350 I'm glad he grew his hair long later on. Hottest rock star ever. Those lips!

Queen Latifah

geez

Snoop Dogg

Judge Judy

Chrissy Teigen

Chrissy sure did come far with with she had.

Snoop is charming.

Who’s at r385?

Adam Driver

Daisy Ridley from the new Star Wars. I’m pretty sure this girl was born in the 90’s, so I’m not sure why she’s styled like it’s 1988, lol

Benecio del Toro

Wow, at R393!

She totally looks like that photo was taken in the1980's.

How bizarre. She was born in 1992, so she would have been in high school between 2007-2010.

Her look was very out of place.

James Garner

Daisy is gorgeous...

Tim Burton

Gwen Stefani

Nelly Furtado

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Al Roker and Dean Cain

Which one is which, r402?

Al Roker looks dapper.

Dean Cain looks like a Brady.

The Vairst Leddy

Was that her senior photo at PROSTITUTION SCHOOL, R405?

It’s the photo on her Einstein visa application R406.

Nathan Fillion

Yikes, Nathan Fillion had a mullett!

Young Meryl.

Dolly

Richard Chamberlain

Jon-Erik Hexum

John Slattery

Rachel Dolezal

Billy Bob Thornton

I think it's pretty clear from this thread, that most celebrities were goofy dorks when they were younger, which is why they worked so desperately to become celebrities.

They crave the love and attention from being rich and famous.

Stevie Nicks

Matt LeBlanc

Wow that Matt LeBlanc picture is surprising.

I think he's so much better looking now.

Jennifer Tilly

Nathan Lane

Justin Trudeau

Let's try Justin one more time.

Willem Defoe

Russell Brand

Charlie Rose was handsome. My mother went to school with him and they dated for awhile. She had a picture taken at a dance with him and I always thought he was so cute in his white dinner jacket.

90% of posters here correctly understood what "HS Senior Picture" means. The other 10% - PLEASE KILL YOURSELVES YOU MISERABLE STUPID ANNOYING CUNTS

R428 was voted Miss Congeniality by the senior class

Posting this for you R428 because not everything has to be taken so seriously.

Pick your battles hun. You’ll live longer.

Ansel Elgort. Punchable face.

Pretty boy Mark Harmon

James Garner was super cute.

Billy Bob Thornton looks retarded.

Willem Dafoe, who always looked so weird as an adult, looks very clean cut handsome.

Here’s Clooney’s senior portrait. Looks more like the Clooney we know.

I like hair on the kid in the hoodie next to George.

James Garner was always handsome

Wow, everyone in r435's pic was hideous EXCEPT George. Those 70s styles didn't age well.

I know this isn’t a senior photo- but check out little jake Gyllenhaal

Tommy Lee Jone ...And he did go to Harvard.

R421 Wow, Jennifer Tilly was beautiful.

Mary Tyler Moore

R425 Willem DaFoe had luscious locks!

Gregory Peck

An actor I’ve always liked- Chris Cooper

Chris Pratt and his awful haircut

Sam Shepard

"Willem Dafoe, who always looked so weird as an adult, looks very clean cut handsome"

Another dipshit who thinks actors and their characters. Check him out in Mississippi Burning. Good looking guy, amazing bone structure.

John Stamos

"That is not Jeremy Renner.:

Of course it isn't, it's Jeremie Renier, French actor, mon petit chou.

The majority of the ones who were handsome in their adulthood were as handsome in their youth, which, of course, makes everyone look good.

Henry Fonda

"Another dipshit who thinks actors and their characters."

You must be blind or stupid, because indeed Willem Dafoe has always had a weird look. And it has nothing to with "actors and their characters." He has a weird face, which is why he's played so many strange characters. He never had leading man looks.

Nick Offerman. Not bad at all.

Jon Eric Hexham looks like he had some incredible plastic surgery before the start of his career. Lots of stars did it seems.

Not necessarily R453 . Ive known a few people over my lifetime who were FUGLY kids and teens ,then transformed into stunners . One that really comes to mind is a boy I grew up with . He was my brothers best friend ,a skinny dweeby shrimp all our growing years . He went to the navy,and when I saw him 4 years later he was a blonde God ! Absolutely gorgeous . Another girl we grew up with last name was Purdy , and she was called Kathy Purdy Ugly ! Poor thing was sinfully plain . When she hit 16-17 she was instantly beautiful . In fact I saw her last year and shes still gorgeous as a 50+ year old. Sometimes it isnt surgery ,its just luck.

Roy Scheider on the right

So many people had badly shaped teeth.

Goood God, Eminem looked like something they found living under a bidge.

Nick Offerman was still hot as hell when he was on that Will & Grace episode as the plumber.

As a makeup artist, I've noticed that many boys noses will grow first, then the rest of the face will catch up by college. Girls will lose their baby fat and get cheekbones and jaws.

Lea Michele

Tim Robbins

Mark Hamill, with those big pretty eyes.

Jennifer Tilly is stunning in that picture. Then again, she's still stunning to this day. That woman has aged like a fine wine.

Most of these people make a good case for "It Gets Better."

Joe Piscopo

Joan Rivers

Jane Fonda

Stockyard Channing, Class of '61

"As a makeup artist, I've noticed that many boys noses will grow first, then the rest of the face will catch up by college. Girls will lose their baby fat and get cheekbones and jaws."

This is what we claim to hide the fact that we had nose jobs and chin implants

To R472 -

Actually, Mr. Lautner never graduated from high school as he was making the Twilight films during his high school years (16/17).

He obtained a GED in California after the Twilight films were completed.

Your picture is from Abduction, which was made when he was 19. He was sexy AF back then!

R475 OMG further proof of the socially approved naked swimming back in the day!! Un-fucking-believable.

[quote]OMG further proof of the socially approved naked swimming back in the day!! Un-fucking-believable.

It's photoshopped.

No it isn't you nitwit. Look it up.

It was fairly common for men to swim naked around each other, but if women were around they would usually wear suits

Btw, I collect old yearbook and I seriously doubt any school would allow nudity in their yearbook

woah Charlie Rose was stunning in R327. totally my type. now not so much. aging is truly a bitch

[quote] It was fairly common for men to swim naked around each other, but if women were around they would usually wear suits

If women were around they world ALWAYS wear suits.

Charlie Rose had BDF and adams apple.

William Fichtner.

He had a great ass. It’s probably still pretty nice...

Bob Odenkirk

Bill Hader

Henry Winkler

I enjoy watching William Fichtner going to seed on Mom. I've had a fuck buddy for over a decade who's his age, and a dead ringer, and he's got a magnificent bent dong.

Goofy Matt...

To studly Matt

Jimmy Smits

David Hyde Pierce looking like a 40-year-old senior

Jon Lovitz

[quote] Btw, I collect old yearbook

Just the one, dear?

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