Bill Hader + Rachel Bilson

His star is rising. If he's straight, she's cute, tight, and has a recognizable name and face. If he's gay, she's a tried and true beard.

Welcome to Hollywood.

R1 aside from Hayden, who else has she bearded for?

He's gay. That has been decided definitively on Data Lounge.

Actually makes sense

Once he got famous, he dumped the wife. He has at least two kids.

He’s not gay, he just wants to enjoy the spoils (ie, pussy, pussy, pussy) that come with his fame. Why he chose to partner with this dumpy girl is a mystery.

Dumpy is not a word I would use to describe Rachel.

What is a Rachel Bilson?

R5 - Except, he and his ex didn’t get married until after he finished his first year on SNL, and they stayed married while he made a bunch of movies and guest starred on TV shows. It wasn’t until after Barry season 1 wrapped shooting that they split up. For all he knew, Barry could have flopped and HBO could have canceled it after the first season.

Regardless of whether he’s straight or gay, I doubt the relationship is real. It’s too public with the calls to the paps for grocery store pics, and isn’t it convenient that this “relationship” is being revealed right before the Golden Globes where Bill is nominated for Barry?

R2 - They (the tabloids, aka someone’s publicist) suggested she was quietly dating Jake Gyllenhaal after her first “break-up” from Hayden. It never played out, though.

I assume her relationship with Adam Brody was more about publicity for The OC, though it may have been legit. Were there ever any rumors about him?

Most recently, she and Nick Viall (The Bachelor) were flirting via Instagram and played coy with the press when asked if they were dating. That one seemed like blatant PR, though. Are there any rumors about him?

[Quote] I assume her relationship with Adam Brody was more about publicity for The OC, though it may have been legit. Were there ever any rumors about him?

No, I think they were legit. And he's married to Leighton Meester.

Rachel usually gets it right on the red carpet but she looks kind of frumpy here and the hair isn't helping. As for Bill, a little contouring on that forehead couldn't have hurt.

Yet another verbatim copy/paste thread from LSA....

R12 is that bad??

r13, Yes. You should be fucking banned. If people want to read LSA threads, they can go to LSA. This is a discussion forum for gay people to talk about gay stuff not boring straight people verbatim reposts from other sites. What the fuck is wrong with you?

I still think Bill’s gay and this is a PRomance. She’s been linked with a bunch of (allegedly) gay men and Bill, let’s face it, PINGS. His marriage may have been legit in that it wasn’t a bearding arrangement, but I feel like he’s been dropping hints about his gayness ever since his divorce. You’ve got to wonder why he’s being so public with this “relationship”.

R14 whatever troll 🙄

OP masturbates with her curling iron while mumbling Bible passages to herself.

He has 3 kids with his ex-wife. That's taking bearding to a ridiculous level, don't you think?

R18 - I mean, John Travolta had three kids with Kelly Preston...

[quote]What is a Rachel Bilson?

She’s a Grammy, Emmy and Golden Globe winner who create My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

R20 - You’re thinking of Rachel Bloom.

Rachel Bilson’s claim to fame was the TV show The OC, which aired in the early 2000’s. Since then, her biggest claim to fame is that she was Hayden Christensen’s girlfriend (alleged beard).

Both couples split in 2017, which is a heck of a coincidence. Rachel and Hayden split in September 2017 and Bill Hader and his wife split in November 2017.

R22 - Bill and his wife announced their separation in November 2017, but they had actually split up several months prior. Bill was on Jimmy Kimmel in March without his wedding ring. Also, if Rachel and Hayden were a bearding arrangement, then they didn’t exactly split - they just stopped pretending to be a couple.

Okay, so Bill and his wife were done by March 2017, and Rachel and Hayden were done by September 2017. That still doesn't scream "beard" to me.

R24 - Doesn’t scream Rachel being Hayden’s beard, or Bill’s ex being his beard?

R24 - Or Rachel being Bill’s beard? Sorry, confused by what you mean.

Horrible La Croix choices.

I’m kinda bummed he’s playing the Hollywood game, I thought he was cooler than that.

He's creepy. She's a ho.

Who cares about these silly people???

R28 - Me too, though I’m not in the industry so it’s very easy for me to say. He’s had a great two years career-wise, but things can quickly change. This relationship (whether it’s bearding, PR or both) capitalizes on his newfound popularity and extends its shelf-life. I wouldn’t be surprised if his management really had to talk him into it, though.

R27 - 10 bucks says Rachel and Bill were paid by La Croix for that shopping trip. Rachel has done “candid” pap shots before where she’s holding bottles of Tea Leaf with the label practically pointed at the camera.

[Quote] She's a ho.

Because??

R19 He's also part of the royal family of cult followers who will literally do anything asked of them--including becoming a progenitor.

That's a poor comparison, my dude.

I would say that I was really chill meeting @rachelbilson but the truth is, I disclosed that I plan to name my future child Summer (if you know me, you know this has been true since The OC aired). This was one of my favorite moments in my 28 years of life. Also Bill Hader took this photo...not feeling super chill about that one either. Thank you both so much for the pictures 🙏🏼

Hader’s PR is really going hard in the paint with this one. So many articles about Bill and Rachel being #couplegoals.

Nice breasteses on that gal

Mr Forehead

For R46

R38:

Wow, Bilson has gotten massive implants since her OC Wonder Woman costume days.

R40:

I've always found her very cute and charming and she was pretty good on The O.C. Way better that Mischa Barton who became a star for about 3 or 4 years because of that show. I never understood her appeal. She was dour, emotionless, and looked like she needed someone to force feed her cheeseburgers for a week or two.

R42 - Rachel will probably start getting more auditions or even roles offered to her after she made her red carpet appearance with Bill.

R42 I definitely preferred Summer to Marissa. They made a joke about her having an eating disorder too.

To go with R31 (Correction-Pure Leaf, not Tea Leaf):

R45 [italic] very [/italic] subtle lol

R46 - Haha, props to her for not looking directly at the camera, but yeeeeaahhh...

If you want to jump start your career, I guess grocery shopping with Bill Hader beats Dancing with the Stars

Hayden is gay gay gay but maybe Rachel decided she was done bearding.

R48 - It really does, actually.

R49 - Have there been any gay rumors about Bill, aside from some people thinking he’s gay? I personally can’t get a read on him. Like, even when he was married and having kids I still thought, maybe? He’s chosen to play a lot of gay roles, and there is something about his mannerisms sometimes...but, who knows?

[Quote] If you want to jump start your career, I guess grocery shopping with Bill Hader beats Dancing with the Stars

I don't think it would be too hard for her to find another tv show. The one she did with Eddie Cibrian wasn't that long ago.

Wow, their publicists are intent on reminding us that they’re dating:

[Quote] According to a source, the Hollywood stars are "still going strong." And while they may not be ones to post excessively on social media or attend countless events together, the pair continues to enjoy spending time together.

Was anyone expecting them to be one of those couples that go overboard on social media media though?? 🤔