Take Me Out on Broadway.

The only cast member I’m familiar with is Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and I don’t want to see him naked.

I wouldn't mind seeing Eduardo Ramos naked.

I would like to sit where I can see Patrick J. Adams' dong. He's Canadian, and I've always wondered if he's cut or uncut.

One thing's for sure: All the actors getting nude will be shaved and Turtle Waxed to look as smooth as fucking dolphins.

But where to sit? Surely there are NYC locals who frequent threaders who can help us from fly-over country pick the best area to sit?

I saw it twice in the original Broadway run, first with the understudy in the lead and then the other guy...he's name escapes me but he was on a bunch of Law & Order episodes in a bit part as a CSU guy I think.

I agree with r4...it's going to look like the shower room at a Cub Scouts camp.

*his NOT he's

I saw this in its last Broadway run.

What was funny was as soon as we saw any penis, a woman in front of me grabbed her young son and marched out of the theater in a huff.

She took [italic]him[/italic] out, r8.

Take Me Out's opening has on Broadway has been delayed due to Coronovirus. I have tix for late April. Do we think it will have passed through by then? I foolishly reserved a hotel under a non-fundable rate.

*non-refundable

"What was funny was as soon as we saw any penis, a woman in front of me grabbed her young son and marched out of the theater in a huff."

Why? He's seen a penis.

I truly loathe Jesse Tyler Ferguson so much that I would not attend any play in which he is cast. I would love to see this, otherwise.

That theater is tiny, so any seat would be fine.

Years ago, Jesse did The Most Fabulous Story Ever Told and played Adam. He was naked for a fair amount of the first act/scene. This was the show that unleashed Lea Delaria's tits on us as well.

Never heard of this show. There's lots of nudity?

R14--Can you describe JTF nude?

R15--I saw a Steppenwolf production of Take Me Out about 10 years ago--tons of locker room type/shower nudity.

Will the show go on?

The website is not currently selling any tickets but says nothing about refunds, either. No future opening dates listed.

I wonder if this production will be canceled entirely.

Don't worry girls. After the show, the cast will come and wiggle their dicks at their stage door fans.

I just received a notice that they hope to perform it in the fall or next spring. They will hold my tickets/credit on file. I think I may allow that rather than requesting a refund for the hope of scoring the best seats when the new location/timeframe is announced. I hope they can keep Jesse Tyler Ferguson--he may have other scheduled commitments though.

[quote]I saw it twice in the original Broadway run, first with the understudy in the lead and then the other guy...he's name escapes me but he was on a bunch of Law & Order episodes in a bit part as a CSU guy I think.

Denis O'Hare won the Tony for his performance in this play. His understudy was Nat DeWolf, writer/star of the very funny "Lisa Picard is Famous" feature film was also wonderful in the role. This character does not ever appear nude.

The Helen Hayes Theater is the smallest on Broadway, all the seats are great. I HATE that they've rebranded it just "The Hayes", as if paying tribute to the great Helen Hayes is a bad idea. Boo.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson is not a warm and endearing performer, and the role requires a bit of a mensch. It's a fun play though and I do hope they get to open.

What's the point of the nudity if the cast isn't that attractive? Wasn't there an L.A. production with Jeremy Sisto? Now, I wouldn't have minded seeing his dick.

R21 Who should they get to replace JTF?

If Jesse can't do the play when it's rescheduled, I'm here!

Why on God's green earth would you perverts even spend your time and money going to see a play just so you can see some actor naked? Are you that demented and desperate? There's enough porn on the internet that probably has a better story line.

Yes, I'm demented and desperate. I haven't seen a nude man at the gym in over two months. I'm also curious. Are we sure they will do full nudity in this revival?

Original Off-Broadway Cast:

Kohl Sudduth, Dominic Fumusa, James Yaegashi, Neal Huff, Gene Gabriel

Full frontal was going to be part of this production. The production has been delayed

Bump

I want to sit so close I can can smell foreskin!

R22 that production also featured Bryce Johnson who was the male lead in Ryan Murphy's early 2000s teen show POPULAR, which I watched religiously. I recall the descriptions of his big dick and balls. I so wanted to see it, but I was just a young'un on the opposite coast.

Ginger men are my favorites, and even I don't want to see that, R1.

I saw it off Broadway where it was in three acts and then on Broadway where they cut it down and reduced it to two. It was much better off. I enjoyed it very much and none of the guys was my type except an Italian actor who also gave a terrific performance and for a reason I'd like to know was the only one to not to transfer to Broadway. His replacement was so awful and such a queen the role made no sense and his big scene in the homophobic confrontation made it absurd.

Denis's performance was as great as they say.

R33 Are you talking about Dominic Fumusa (aka 'Kevin Peyton' on NURSE JACKIE) and his replacement David Eigenberg (aka 'Steve Brady' on SEX AND THE CITY)?

Also, Daniel Sunjata isn't your type?

It is a very well written play in the two act version. I wonder if the revival will go on once this lockdown is over.

[quote]I saw a Steppenwolf production of Take Me Out about 10 years ago--tons of locker room type/shower nudity.

I saw that production as well on a trip to Chicago, R16. I recall it being pretty good.

I saw the Broadway cast. Denis O’Hare deserved his Tony. I do recall Neal Huff and thinking, there’s fine husband material. I also remember David Eigenberg from Sex in the City - a little cutie in the buff.

[quote]Can you describe JTF nude?

He looka like a man.

I saw the latest version this week. It was much longer than I remember, and the business manager role seemed to be a lot bigger. I could be wrong though as it has been many years since I saw the original.

The main character was hung, and there was some pubic hair on most of the guys, so I stand corrected. The guy I wanted to see nude, the best friend of the main character, was not nude. His pants were snug though.

Where would the best seats for cock viewing be located?

[Quote]The guy I wanted to see nude, the best friend of the main character, was not nude. His pants were snug though.

Yes, that actor was displaying bulge the entire time r39. No accident, he was doing that on purpose.

I saw it tonight and yes Jesse Williams is hung. It seems very appropriate actually that his cocky character would have the biggest cock in the locker room, perfect casting. It feels like there should be dialog acknowledging it almost.. He plays with it in the big shower scene and makes sure the audience gets their money worth, good on him.

[Quote]Where would the best seats for cock viewing be located

It's a small theater r40, so shouldn't be too bad anywhere. But Jesse's nude scene is front center stage so being somewhere orchestra middle closer to the stage would be the best possible. But those are really the best (and most expensive) seats in any play.

Boy, I’m glad I don’t have to worry about potentially attending any nude theater. I would gasp or guffaw, laugh or maybe even faint!

R3 I saw it last weekend. I wondered about Patrick J Adam's circumcision status too even after seeing it. Nice thick softy, but I coudn't tell if he had a loose circumcision or was just uncut and retracted. Anyone else get a closer look?

Jessie Tyler Ferguson and Branden Dirgen did not appear nude.

Jesse Williams looked super hung, though likely somewhat chubbed. In his first nude scene, it looked like foreskin was covering about half of his cock head--the next time we saw him naked he looked bigger and his glans was fully visable. I think he's probably uncircumcised.

The guys on the right side of the stage were uncut--the two on left side appeared to be the smallest and both circumcised.

I think you'd get a pretty good look from most anywhere, but center orchestra is probably best. The first few rows of the orchestra are low and below stage level, but I think you'd still be able to see. There was a blind guy in the front row when I saw it--which I found a little amusing.

At both this show and A Strange Loop, there several guys with large Afros. They seem to be making a come back style wise, but they do obstruct views of patrons nearby!

It looks there were leaks of Jesse--I hope there are some leaks of Patrick!