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Take Me Out on Broadway.

_Take Me Out_ will return to Broadway at the Helen Hayes Theatre and tickets will be available for purchase soon.

Is anyone familiar with the seating at Helen Hayes? Which seats should I purchase to be able to see the most cock?

Is the first row of the Mezzanine too far back? First row of the orchestra may be too low? I need advice!

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by Anonymousreply 38Last Thursday at 2:13 AM

The only cast member I’m familiar with is Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and I don’t want to see him naked.

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by Anonymousreply 101/04/2020

I wouldn't mind seeing Eduardo Ramos naked.

by Anonymousreply 201/04/2020

I would like to sit where I can see Patrick J. Adams' dong. He's Canadian, and I've always wondered if he's cut or uncut.

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by Anonymousreply 301/04/2020

One thing's for sure: All the actors getting nude will be shaved and Turtle Waxed to look as smooth as fucking dolphins.

by Anonymousreply 401/04/2020

But where to sit? Surely there are NYC locals who frequent threaders who can help us from fly-over country pick the best area to sit?

by Anonymousreply 501/04/2020

I saw it twice in the original Broadway run, first with the understudy in the lead and then the other guy...he's name escapes me but he was on a bunch of Law & Order episodes in a bit part as a CSU guy I think.

I agree with's going to look like the shower room at a Cub Scouts camp.

by Anonymousreply 601/04/2020

*his NOT he's

by Anonymousreply 701/04/2020

I saw this in its last Broadway run.

What was funny was as soon as we saw any penis, a woman in front of me grabbed her young son and marched out of the theater in a huff.

by Anonymousreply 801/04/2020

She took [italic]him[/italic] out, r8.

by Anonymousreply 901/04/2020

Take Me Out's opening has on Broadway has been delayed due to Coronovirus. I have tix for late April. Do we think it will have passed through by then? I foolishly reserved a hotel under a non-fundable rate.

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by Anonymousreply 1103/15/2020

"What was funny was as soon as we saw any penis, a woman in front of me grabbed her young son and marched out of the theater in a huff."

Why? He's seen a penis.

by Anonymousreply 1203/15/2020

I truly loathe Jesse Tyler Ferguson so much that I would not attend any play in which he is cast. I would love to see this, otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 1303/15/2020

That theater is tiny, so any seat would be fine.

Years ago, Jesse did The Most Fabulous Story Ever Told and played Adam. He was naked for a fair amount of the first act/scene. This was the show that unleashed Lea Delaria's tits on us as well.

by Anonymousreply 1403/15/2020

Never heard of this show. There's lots of nudity?

by Anonymousreply 1503/15/2020

R14--Can you describe JTF nude?

R15--I saw a Steppenwolf production of Take Me Out about 10 years ago--tons of locker room type/shower nudity.

by Anonymousreply 1603/15/2020

Will the show go on?

by Anonymousreply 1704/04/2020

The website is not currently selling any tickets but says nothing about refunds, either. No future opening dates listed.

I wonder if this production will be canceled entirely.

by Anonymousreply 1804/04/2020

Don't worry girls. After the show, the cast will come and wiggle their dicks at their stage door fans.

by Anonymousreply 1904/04/2020

I just received a notice that they hope to perform it in the fall or next spring. They will hold my tickets/credit on file. I think I may allow that rather than requesting a refund for the hope of scoring the best seats when the new location/timeframe is announced. I hope they can keep Jesse Tyler Ferguson--he may have other scheduled commitments though.

by Anonymousreply 2004/11/2020

[quote]I saw it twice in the original Broadway run, first with the understudy in the lead and then the other guy...he's name escapes me but he was on a bunch of Law & Order episodes in a bit part as a CSU guy I think.

Denis O'Hare won the Tony for his performance in this play. His understudy was Nat DeWolf, writer/star of the very funny "Lisa Picard is Famous" feature film was also wonderful in the role. This character does not ever appear nude.

The Helen Hayes Theater is the smallest on Broadway, all the seats are great. I HATE that they've rebranded it just "The Hayes", as if paying tribute to the great Helen Hayes is a bad idea. Boo.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson is not a warm and endearing performer, and the role requires a bit of a mensch. It's a fun play though and I do hope they get to open.

by Anonymousreply 2104/11/2020

What's the point of the nudity if the cast isn't that attractive? Wasn't there an L.A. production with Jeremy Sisto? Now, I wouldn't have minded seeing his dick.

by Anonymousreply 2204/11/2020

R21 Who should they get to replace JTF?

by Anonymousreply 2304/11/2020

If Jesse can't do the play when it's rescheduled, I'm here!

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by Anonymousreply 2404/11/2020

Why on God's green earth would you perverts even spend your time and money going to see a play just so you can see some actor naked? Are you that demented and desperate? There's enough porn on the internet that probably has a better story line.

by Anonymousreply 2504/11/2020

Yes, I'm demented and desperate. I haven't seen a nude man at the gym in over two months. I'm also curious. Are we sure they will do full nudity in this revival?

by Anonymousreply 2605/06/2020

Original Off-Broadway Cast:

Kohl Sudduth, Dominic Fumusa, James Yaegashi, Neal Huff, Gene Gabriel

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by Anonymousreply 2705/06/2020

Full frontal was going to be part of this production. The production has been delayed

by Anonymousreply 2805/07/2020


by Anonymousreply 29Last Wednesday at 10:26 PM

I want to sit so close I can can smell foreskin!

by Anonymousreply 30Last Wednesday at 10:34 PM

R22 that production also featured Bryce Johnson who was the male lead in Ryan Murphy's early 2000s teen show POPULAR, which I watched religiously. I recall the descriptions of his big dick and balls. I so wanted to see it, but I was just a young'un on the opposite coast.

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by Anonymousreply 31Last Wednesday at 10:51 PM

Ginger men are my favorites, and even I don't want to see that, R1.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Wednesday at 11:49 PM

I saw it off Broadway where it was in three acts and then on Broadway where they cut it down and reduced it to two. It was much better off. I enjoyed it very much and none of the guys was my type except an Italian actor who also gave a terrific performance and for a reason I'd like to know was the only one to not to transfer to Broadway. His replacement was so awful and such a queen the role made no sense and his big scene in the homophobic confrontation made it absurd.

Denis's performance was as great as they say.

by Anonymousreply 33Last Wednesday at 11:58 PM

R33 Are you talking about Dominic Fumusa (aka 'Kevin Peyton' on NURSE JACKIE) and his replacement David Eigenberg (aka 'Steve Brady' on SEX AND THE CITY)?

Also, Daniel Sunjata isn't your type?

by Anonymousreply 34Last Thursday at 12:13 AM

It is a very well written play in the two act version. I wonder if the revival will go on once this lockdown is over.

by Anonymousreply 35Last Thursday at 12:45 AM

[quote]I saw a Steppenwolf production of Take Me Out about 10 years ago--tons of locker room type/shower nudity.

I saw that production as well on a trip to Chicago, R16. I recall it being pretty good.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Thursday at 12:53 AM

I saw the Broadway cast. Denis O’Hare deserved his Tony. I do recall Neal Huff and thinking, there’s fine husband material. I also remember David Eigenberg from Sex in the City - a little cutie in the buff.

by Anonymousreply 37Last Thursday at 1:07 AM

[quote]Can you describe JTF nude?

He looka like a man.

by Anonymousreply 38Last Thursday at 2:13 AM
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