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What is Datalounge doing to prepare for a Quds Force Cyberattack?

Our strategic resources need to be protected.

by Anonymousreply 13January 5, 2020 3:11 AM

We’re doomed.

by Anonymousreply 1January 3, 2020 6:28 PM

Fear not

They will not be able to penetrate the Nacreous Layer of Permacum defense shield.

by Anonymousreply 2January 3, 2020 6:30 PM

Bah! The virtuous and unsullied ranks of the Quds cannot be stopped by anything as base as a permacum shield. They will trample through it .

by Anonymousreply 3January 3, 2020 6:35 PM

I'll douche my vag and be prepared for the violation.

by Anonymousreply 4January 3, 2020 8:08 PM

They may also attack using schools of Blobfish. Please check toilets and ba

by Anonymousreply 5January 3, 2020 11:37 PM

How do you pronounce Quds? Does it rhyme with woods?

by Anonymousreply 6January 4, 2020 1:56 AM

[quote] How do you pronounce Quds? Does it rhyme with woods?

Depending on who says it, the word rhymes with “duds” or “dudes”. Every time I see that term I remember George W. Bush who (bless his heart) would blame the “quooodz” Force when things were going to hell in a hand basket. It’s as if someone briefed him, and that the one term he remembered. How I miss Bush compared to the current occupant of the White House.

by Anonymousreply 7January 4, 2020 2:15 AM

I’m afraid it seems we’ve been left NAKED and EXPOSED!

by Anonymousreply 8January 4, 2020 5:40 AM

Quds? We're chewing it over.

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by Anonymousreply 9January 4, 2020 5:52 AM

We need to STOCKPILE THE COOKIES--- the GOOD cookies.

by Anonymousreply 10January 4, 2020 11:46 PM

R6 You’re correct, rhymes with woods, but with a softer “d.”

by Anonymousreply 11January 4, 2020 11:54 PM

To the DL fallout shelter!

by Anonymousreply 12January 4, 2020 11:55 PM

I don't know about the cyberattack, but I'm going to shave my legs and wear some makeup for the ground invasion.

by Anonymousreply 13January 5, 2020 3:11 AM
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