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Gold Plated Porn

Um, how?

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by Anonymousreply 21January 2, 2020 8:49 PM

I liked the scene where he was sitting on the gold mine, followed by the gold digger doing missionary.

by Anonymousreply 1January 2, 2020 1:58 AM

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Can't you get poisoned? Isn't there something that happens to your lungs when your skin is completely covered in spray? And they'll be digging those particles out of their ass cracks for months. Some of it trapped under the foreskin will probably remain there until they die.

by Anonymousreply 2January 2, 2020 2:00 AM

Ask Sir Ian Fleming. He wrote the book on it.

by Anonymousreply 3January 2, 2020 2:00 AM

I don’t know how they do it but can’t wait to see more!

by Anonymousreply 4January 2, 2020 2:03 AM

Who comes up with these stupid ideas?

If that's really metallic, they will have poisoned themselves and / or ruined their lungs.

by Anonymousreply 5January 2, 2020 2:04 AM

Looking forward to the silver and bronze versions

by Anonymousreply 6January 2, 2020 2:05 AM

You can't actually suffocate from gold paint, but overheating is potentially a concern, and I wouldn't want that pain in my mouth or ass.

by Anonymousreply 7January 2, 2020 2:05 AM

weird ass Asians

by Anonymousreply 8January 2, 2020 2:07 AM

I don't want gold paint in my mouth or my cunt, omg. I wonder how much of that crap they inhaled as they were getting sprayed.

by Anonymousreply 9January 2, 2020 2:08 AM

I like the response from R6. Compliments!

But I'd suggest that these golden hairless pixies, shouldn't just stop at gold, silver and bronze. They should try each of the metals on the periodic chart, why not try platinum or sulfur or phosphorous next time?

by Anonymousreply 10January 2, 2020 2:09 AM

[quote] Um, how?

Um, why?

by Anonymousreply 11January 2, 2020 2:27 AM

Goollldd FINGAH!!!!

by Anonymousreply 12January 2, 2020 2:52 AM

I actually found that hot. Maybe because my childhood self now imagines all the gold cherubs in my great aunt’s over the top Italian living room fucking.

by Anonymousreply 13January 2, 2020 3:01 AM

Goldfingered

by Anonymousreply 14January 2, 2020 3:03 AM

Why isnt the paint coming off of the dick that's being sucked???

by Anonymousreply 15January 2, 2020 3:07 AM

How do you get all that paint off?

If it were water soluble, it would come off their dicks during the blowjobs.

Concerned homemakers want to know.

by Anonymousreply 16January 2, 2020 3:07 AM

Best to try this at the other guy’s house - I wouldn’t want to have to clean the sheets

by Anonymousreply 17January 2, 2020 3:29 AM

we used silver

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by Anonymousreply 18January 2, 2020 3:36 AM

This is how Buddy Ebsen almost died.

by Anonymousreply 19January 2, 2020 3:46 AM

Does he shoot out a golden shower when he cums?

by Anonymousreply 20January 2, 2020 3:54 AM

R20 just made me want to see the full video more! Where do we find it, OP?

by Anonymousreply 21January 2, 2020 8:49 PM
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