New Picture of Beyonce and her Fug Children

My god she’s fat.

The one on Fat Mommy's knee looks special.

What's with the low res images? I want to zoom in and see just how ugly the kids are.

Those children are NOT ugly.

No they aren’t and even by internet standards it is extremely mean to say so...

Why the hell is she wearing sunglasses for a Christmas photo ?

Because she's the [italic]coolest[/italic] mother in the world, r5.

Looks like the picture in the swimsuit is photoshopped. Really blurry by that waistline.

Jay Z has got to be ugliest man I’ve ever seen

Her left leg looks HUGE! Why is she so swollen?

Those kids are even uglier than the Kartrashian grandchildren.

Beautiful woman, beautiful kids. Jay-Z's super rich so he can look however he wants. I like the Basquiat-style hairdo he has, though.

They're all fug and she's fucking fat.

I don't find him unattractive. Maybe I have a thing for camels.

Those kids are not in the least ugly. And Jay is sexy if not traditionally handsome.

All of them: fugly.

The boy & Jay-Z are the ugly ones. BuyOnce is fat.

Blue is looking more like her mom every day!

I always preferred Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child

While they are ugly, I've seen a lot worse throughout flyover areas..

What a wonderful holiday photo. You can see that Blue Ivey’s looks are softening and she is starting to look more like Beyoncé.

Beautiful family. I love it when a powerful black family models for the world and makes racists pressed.

I saw Kelly Rowland at PRIDE WeHo years ago. Now she has come to Australia to do that game show. Stop stalking me Kelly! Okay, fine I’ll be your friend.

The kids are fine looking, but Bey, is not only putting on the pounds, but she's looking like Tina by the minute.

DL has it out for Beyonce. I thought she was an icon? I guess only to millennial DL users

Lord, the WiIlis girls have competition.

She’s getting old, fat and ugly. He’s always ugly and their children are are just fugly

Please don't lie about the kids. Bless them, but they're lucky they have money. I'm seeing a Bobbi Kristina situation with the oldest.

Yes, those fugly kids are lucky they have coin.

The sunglasses are ridiculous. Other than that they're fine. Nothing special to look at.

I was surprised at how cute Blue Ivy was, I think R20 is correct and her looks are softening as she gets older. There's still a chance she'll become a very pretty young woman.

Aside from that, I can't get over how fucking retarded and egotistical it is to name a kid "Sir."

In 10 years, I can see OP’s photo being used as a “joke” meme. What were they thinking? The sunglasses make her look like she is off her medication. His hair? The whole photo is a hot mess. They are a hot mess. Crazy 😜

Only one of the five is smiling. They look miserable. Awful photo....... and yes, unfortunate looking kids.

KK's kids are 1000 x cuter, but their holiday card is weird too. Why are they all wearing ugly sweats? And was a white hallway staircase the best setting they could find? Makes them look like inmates at a mental ward Lazy styling and staging. Chicago is gorgeous though,

R30 looks photoshopped.

OP, you have some serious moral issues. Attacking children is just a symptom of them. Watch yourself

R32 must be new here.

Where the fuck are you, Mary R32? You're on Datalounge. Stop being the hall monitor, cunt.

I agree. Celebrity children should be off limits.

Well, I don't agree, so fuck you. Get off Datalounge if you have such high standards of decorum.

Fugly kids.

Horrible ugly people inside and out. Others with their level of wealth make the world a better place by building schools or starting charities. They just accumulate money all for themselves.

Kim and Kanye's kids are very cute, but Kim and Kanye are both attractive people so their kids were going to be good looking. Jay is a billionaire and all, but he's like Billy Joel. He could marry the most beautiful woman in the world and still end up with fugly kids. Like Joel, those ugly genes will not be denied.

Disgusting comment r39

R39 - Agreed. But there will be a time, not too far in the future, where butt ugly billionaires like Jay can buy “good” genes, i.e. attractive features.

Kids look fine to me. OP is SEETHING with envy! SEETHING!!! I just pay no attention to these two artistes unless my attention is FORCED onto them and then I have a good laugh. That Louvre business was hilarious.

Wonder if the West kids will get Kim’s original nose

OP is seething with envy over these fug kids?

Only a deranged person would make this thread bullying the children of two celebrities he must hate.

My only problem with the photo is with Beyoncé. Something is clearly wrong with her. The glasses hiding her eyes, the pose, her expression...she looks like a robot. She always looks off in pics these days. Reminds me of a broken Britney Spears.

These are two attention whores trotting out their looks-challenged crotch fruit. Blame the stupid, attention-seeking parents for parading the fugs for the world to see.

It’s a demented mind and soul that says horrible things about children.

Fug kids.

Those children are disgusting. They should be hidden from the world’s eyes. How cruel to make them endure the public hate they are sure to receive.

No amount of cash will fill their empty lives. Such a sad existence solely for the pursuit of fame and wealth.

Children ARE horrible and it's essential to let them know it often, as a character-building exercise.

R18 is it because she's bi?

I have to wonder why Kim keeps having children with Kanye. Seems rather irresponsible to knowingly have kids that are at high risk of inheriting his mental illness.

I also wonder why Camel Joe and Beyawnce bothered putting "Happy Holidays" on that photo, when only Rumi looks remotely happy in it. As my grandmother was fond of saying, "Would it kill you to smile?"

[QUOTE] I agree. Celebrity children should be off limits.

NOBODY is off limits on DL. Like Jay Z, Kanye is fug and fat, but the kids seemed to get Kim's face, so they were lucky.

Other fuglettes include Travis Scott and Kylie's horror child, Stormi, and Khloe K's giant kid True Thompson.

[quote]There's still a chance she'll become a very pretty young woman.

No, there’s not.

What R56 said. To a grease fire with all these fug kids!

[quote]Celebrity children should be off limits.

They become fair game when their fame-whore parents continually publish pictures of them, thrust them into the media, and force them into the public consciousness.

It really isn't nice to say out loud what we're all thinking, that's why we do it here.

People are often shocked by things some say here. This thread is proof that there are a lot of amoral vile people who lacked the basic decency of the rest of society. I would not be surprised to learn there are serial killers posting here. Just no conscience.

MAAAAARRRRRYYYYYYYYYY R61!!!

This family travels quite frequently so there’s always a chance of their plane crashing and killing the lot of them.

Datalounge is stupid wishing tragedy on pro-gay families. Not very bright of these white gays.

R64 - they only support “gays of color.” I don’t have any color except for my pink dick.

Why, R64? What's the fallout to gays going to be if these fame whores and their crotch fruit go down in a plane? Fuck outta here.

Beyoncé has campaigned hard for gay rights. Beyoncé has campaigned hard for Democrats that would advance gay rights. She's done so much, but she'll never be good enough for racist ignorant white gays.

If you saw her and didn't know who she was you wouldn't think twice. You just see Jay's ugly face because Jay's ugly compared to Beyonce.

She's a fat ass with fug spawn and fug husband.

That child in Beyonce's lap looks exactly like baby Beyonce. Will probably grow up to be just as beautiful.

I clicked the link expecting Blue Ivy to look unfortunate but I see she's growing into her looks. Jay didn't look that ugly before. Just when he got with B did his looks seem so drastic, beauty and the beast.

That was horrifying, R70.

R70 - OMG my eyes need an acid bath. That’s the most disgusting baby I’ve ever seen. May god have mercy on its soul. Maybe an “accidental” drowning is in order.

People in here demanding their right to criticise the appearances of children sound like wild dogs fighting over a Big Mac.

Different strokes ...

That's overstating the case, R73.

It’s their right, but it’s wrong.

God this goes to show that money and class don't always go together. It's like a ghetto family picture.

Ok, but Saint is ridiculously cute

Blue is growing into her looks. She's unlikely to ever match her mother at her peak, but she'll be fine...especially after a few tweaks when she's older.

Fugs all of them.

Trashy wearing the sunglasses, is she hiding that she's high? Sunglasses are for shielding one's eyes from the SUN, not for Christmas cards. Overall theyre probably the most hideous family, both outside and in, that I've ever looked at.

Maybe hiding recent plastic surgery.

And people going after Beyoncé’s body ... Did you even see her perform at Coachella two years ago. It was an event moment she spearheaded. And it was her ass on that stage. She looked fantastic. And now you’re going to criticise her because she doesn’t fit into the socially conditioned white Heterosexual male ideal of female body shape. And the people criticising her are probably using one hand to stuff a donut in their maw while using the other one to type.

It belongs in Father John Misty‘s “Pure Comedy.”

It would be funny were it not so sad and pathetic.

Ivy is going to have major issues when she's older, probably fall out with her family loads, drugs, all over the press, acting like the world owes her something, you can tell already.

"the socially conditioned white Heterosexual male ideal of female body shape."

Oh get over yourself, woke Mary R81. As if the Datalounge queens care about the white Heterosexual male ideal of female body shape.

Gurl has a fast ass!

And a fat ass!

[quote]Beyoncé has campaigned hard for gay rights. Beyoncé has campaigned hard for Democrats that would advance gay rights.

She has? When? Did she manage to squeeze that in when she wasn't looking for exclusive luxury sunglasses she could wear on her Christmas card?

R82. She does have a fast ass. You must have watched her tear up the stage at Coachella.

And I’m far from woke. It has been pretty evident that a lot of our beliefs have been socially conditioned and aren’t borne of our innate natural feelings. Decades of being told that thin is the ideal is a product of the times. Everyone knows that black women’s bodies are built differently than white women’s, etc. To sit there on one’s presumably fat ass to call out Beyoncé for being too fat is hypocritical BS.

"presumably fat ass"

Never presume, Hunty. Speak for yourself. Beyonce has three of my asses!

It's weird how women never consider the fathers of their children...they will have children with any asshole, never thinking, "what will this guy do to my child?"

Beyoncé must be so full of regret....knowing she could have bred with any man she wanted. Those poor ugly children will be chastised and bullied forever. Same thing happened to Demi Moore’s children. Such a waste.

Blue is growing into her looks. She’s cute. She will he fine. She looks a lot like Beyoncé did as a child.

Young Beyonce

[quote]Datalounge is stupid wishing tragedy on pro-gay families. Not very bright of these white gays.

How bad did you want to type "fags"? It must be killing you not to....like usual. Go back to LSA where fat, fug black women are affirmed 24/7.

In R68, 8 year old Blue Ivy looks about 30. Her face is HUGE! What's she going to look like when fully grown? She'll be one of those looming, profoundly fug women with monstrously large features. Everyone will think she is a MTF.

'And now you’re going to criticise her because she doesn’t fit into the socially conditioned white Heterosexual male ideal of female body shape.'

MARYYYYYYYY!

This thread is no place for a politically correct shred of manure like you. Beyonce is a fat fucker these days. That weird dress in the picture is all about disguising the fact that she now weighs over 200 lbs.

'Blue is growing into her looks. She’s cute. She will he fine. She looks a lot like Beyoncé did as a child.'

Aged eight, she looks the same as 40 year old Beyonce does now! Her face is the same size! She is going to be a giantess.

Stormi, fugtastic child of grotesque Travis Scott and surgery queen Kylie Jenner.

Hideous people, inside and out.

Beyonce is illiterate.

Grease fire for Stormi too. Even surgery won't give her a cute face.

I love that DL is anti-Beyoncé. She’s so overrated.

Don’t forget about Khloe’s beast-like daughter.

They look ridiculous.

I don’t have a problem with Beyonce. I liked her more when she didn’t feel the need to perform looking like a streetwalker.

I know the DL’s motto is a hundred years of pointless bitchery but there are good bitches and bad bitches. Saying mean things about children celebrity or not is being a bad bitch. Nothing funny or entertaining about that.

R101 - truly a beast! She is gruesome and HUGE, already the height of a four year old. Even fuglier than fug Stormi.

'Saying mean things about children celebrity or not is being a bad bitch. Nothing funny or entertaining about that.'

Some of the descriptions of these fuglettes are hilarious. If you don't like it, fuck off to another thread and stop carping and whinging.

The children look average no better or worse than the three kids Angelina birthed. Beyonce is not fat. She was never going to be skinny - she is built just like Tina. Solange seems to take after Matthew's side of the family.

I came to this thread to talk about the glasses. Why the hell is she wearing them ? OP didn’t even mention them. OP is probably a model taking a bathroom break from a photo. Shoot for Vogue....

Like Suzanne Somers, Beyonce without the blonde hair is utterly ordinary.

DL is increasingly squatted by witless low IQ trash shut ins.

I agree, R109--and they all LOVE Beyonce's fug kids!

[quote]DL is increasingly squatted by witless low IQ trash shut ins.

The music industry is increasingly squatted by witless low IQ trash shut ins like Beyoncé and her hideous family.

Well R109, what do you suggest we do about it? No matter how often we ask the LSA loons to fuck off, they keep coming back.

Beyoncé has become so up her own ass it's obnoxious. That picture looks so pretentious.

Nothing can be done about it. Race to the bottom everywhere nowadays.

Rob's daughter, Dream Renee'

R114 = sarcasm challenged.

Beyonce's music is shit. The black community treating her like she's some "queen" is ridiculous. She's pop, manufactured music.

She's no Lauryn Hill or Mary J. Blige who are both fucking awesome.

The kid on the left has a fivehead.

[quote]She's pop, manufactured music.

Because the white community has never worshiped a white pop, manufactured musician. Gurl, bye.

We still have our masks, if she wants to borrow them to cover those kids faces.

Looking at trailer trash Britney Spears.

Britney produced cute kids.

Damn R101 I did not recognize Khloe?

No, they are not. Those pictures were edited. Her two kids are straight Honey Boo-Boo type trash.

[quote]Because the white community has never worshiped a white pop, manufactured musician. Gurl, bye.

No shit, Sherlock. Way to state the obvious. WTF does one have to do with the other? Honey, you want me to go off on Taylor Swift, because I can do that, too. Start a thread and I'll say the same shit about her crap manufactured music.

Britney's trailer park trash kids.

Y’all are evil. Going after children.

honest to god, JayZ may be the ugliest man I have ever seen.

You mean those fugly brats, R127?

Say what, R128?

I picture a lot of the hateful comments in this thread coming from people who sound and look like the 7/11 eldergay who lost his shit on the customer.

But, at least, he was getting paid (and he was funny as well).

What do you know about funny, R131? You go by the moniker Cinesnatch.

Leave the children alone!

Won't somebody please think of the children?

if any thread deserves to die it is this one. Every time you say how wrong it is to trash talk children they keep on doing it...

R132. You go by the moniker “Anonymous”.

Groundbreaking.

You're right, R135. You're definitely a snatch, though I doubt it's very cinematic. And you quote from "Devil Wears Prada"? And on a gay gossip site?

Talk about groundbreaking.

Vile, demonic thread. A new low.

Wow 😳 Beyoncé is average looking but the rest are so fugly eww

R137, then you've clearly never seen the threads about dead kids.

At least these fugly brats aren't dead.

R136 You're the one anonymously making fun of the looks of children and a successful (if overrated) black woman, and then defending yourself for it. My conscience is clean here, thanks.

And, my looks are just fine, as well. Not that you wouldn't find ways to pick them apart. But, guess what? Your opinion of me doesn't matter.

R137 - “A new low.”

Were you born yesterday? Have you not seen the threads where we laugh about rape victims, pedophilia victims, murder victims, suicides, homeless, and contemplate having sexual intercourse with “special needs” people? Stick around sweetie.....you have no idea how “low” we can go.

Even on Lipstick Alley, they know the truth. Guarantee some come here because they know they can at least post the truth anonymously without getting attacked with thumbs down.

If you truly don't like the subject of a thread then don't go into it. I do that with the MM threads. They are ridiculous.

R141, I'm not defending myself. Nothing to defend myself from. Your "conscience is clean here, thanks." Oh, Mary--congrats! You feel good about your posts on Datalounge!

R143 We have sell-outs running this world while global warming is slowly destroying the planet and economic disparity is growing wider between the classes, and you're worried about being able to express yourself anonymously on the internet about "the truth" that Beyoncé, Jay-Z, and their children fail to meet some standard of beauty (without the threat of being downvoted)?

Wow. Okay ... the end of Western Civilisation really must be nigh.

Bitch, I use green bags to shop. Are you fucking rowing a boat across the world when you travel or using gas-guzzling, pollution-emitting planes?

R145 Your reactions are defensive, otherwise, you would have never engaged. Anyway, to the Ignore List you go. Bye Mary.

Have you ever seen the threads about Guidice's daughters, R148? This is NOTHING compared to that.

They're hardly defensive, but Nancy Cinesnatch @ R148 certainly has her panties in a twist. LMFAO.

Cincosnatch is a crashing bore. Wish she's sashay away back to LSA.

Agreed, R151.

R101 That kid didn’t get any of Khloe’s noses! God divides so I’m sure that kid will have the size to become a good athlete and it would be infinitely better for her mental health if she went down that road rather than tweaking her face to become the pretty girl.

Though she mom’s face has been worked on to that extent the daughter is going to have issues. I didn’t recognize Khloe. I thought poor Melanie Griffith had adopted a new baby and new brows.

Those cheerleaders who died in a fiery crash a few years ago are laughing at this thread from heaven, or hell.

Does JayZ wear his hair all crazy, nappy, and messy to distract from his butt-ugly face?

Jay looks good here.

Beyoncé has so much money herself she doesn’t need a rich husband. Likewise if Jay wanted to buy a beautiful wife, he could chose a much easier partner than an international star with a jet set life of her own. They’re together for the benefits of being a power couple.

Jay has already cheated and publicly humiliated her and got beat up by her sister so they’re not a family I would be holiday up as the ultimate aspirational black family but whatever. I can just keep scrolling.

R157 - “ultimate aspirational black family”

LOL funniest thing I’ve read all day!

Khloe's brute like baby isn't even two years old, yet is the height of a six year old already because her dad is 6 ft 10.

Khloe is tall and brute-like herself, and uglier than the other Kardashian sisters, because she was fathered by OJ Simpson. Her demon-spawn daughter can’t escape that genetics, no matter how many times Khloe has surgically altered her face.

'Khloe is tall and brute-like herself, and uglier than the other Kardashian sisters,'

Khlogre is 5 ft 10 and the Tristan Thompson a foot taller. You can often work out how tall a child will be by doing an average of the difference in height of the parents and subtracting 2 inches for a girl and adding two for a boy. So Baby Khlogre might be 6 ft 2.

I just think it’s hilarious that bottom feeders like Beyoncé and the Kardashians base their entire brand on their looks, and yet they breed with uglies and turn out these hideous children. Are they stupid, or just ignorant? I guess plastic surgery is already in the childrens’ future plans. It worked for Kylie, now a billionaire, but before the plastic surgery was the ugly runt of the litter.

[quote]Does JayZ wear his hair all crazy, nappy, and messy to distract from his butt-ugly face?

I think his hair itself does that naturally in reaction to his face.

[quote]It worked for Kylie, now a billionaire, but before the plastic surgery was the ugly runt of the litter.

Pimp Mama Kris knew that Kylie was heinous-looking from childhood, and got her to a plastic surgeon EARLY.

True looks cute @ R159.

Something I've noticed about he K spawn is their mothers often dress them in frilly, sparkly, formal, designer dresses and then have them wear work boots or sneakers. How weird. What's wrong with some cute ballet flats?

Those Kartrashians have no idea what to do with their black babies’ afro hair either.

[quote]Khloe's brute like baby isn't even two years old, yet is the height of a six year old already because her dad is 6 ft 10.

I don't know which dwarf children you've been hanging around with, but most 6 year-olds are much taller than that thing, who doesn't even come up to her mother's hip yet.

R142 how very dare you with that signature!

R162 - Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

^^^ meant for R168

Beyonce looks HUUUGGGGEEEE!

R159 that baby is ugly and cross-eyed.

Wouldn't you be cross-eyed coming out of that woman?

Flattery will get you everywhere!

I don't like his hair or her sunglasses. But those kids are adorable.

They're fug.

Kylie was hideous before she became latina.

That's a tragedy, R177. But still not as fug as Beyonce's kids.

Beyonce and Jay seem so unhappy. Beyonce is just keeping up appearances because they have kids, she's a perfectionist, and because she's been with him for most of her adult life. She truly is a representation of a lot of women out there, so I guess that's why so many connect with her music.

Mariah's kids are cute

Jennifer's kids on left, A-Rod's on the right.

LOL Jay Z's lips make me physically ill to look at

I would say that it's nice she looked BEYond looks (yes, I did that) when getting involved with him, but he's such a repulsive person overall that you know it was a business move on her part.

I'm enjoying the extra shading and Photoshop in that picture at R180.

There's little plastic surgery can do for these fugs. It can't make Stormi's Travis Scott lips more feminine or slice True's vast adult height down to a cute 5ft 6.

It seems like biracial people usually have attractive features in many cases. The Kardashian spawn show that it can go badly wrong.

I'll never understand why she stays with Jay-Z despite the fact that he openly cheats, ignores her, and treats her like shit. She's the hot, rich, famous one. He's second banana. Why doesn't she just leave him?

R187 clearly she learned nothing from her parents marriage. I'm a fan of her music, but her feminist message is such bullshit.

Karma is a BITCH!!!