Ernest Angley was gay

I'm shocked, shocked.

What a hot daddy.

He is so lucky to have such lustrous hair at his age.

He's wearing a hideous rug on his head. What self-respecting gay man would do that?

Oh wait, he's a SELF-LOATHING piece of shit. Never mind.

See, this is what happens when no one swipes right on you on hookup apps.

You become bitter and want to get your revenge.

Someone bumped a 2014 thread about him a few days ago.

Semen, come out!

The loudest homophobes are nearly always dysfunctional in their over the top zealous moral outrage because their suppressing something....

It's ok if you don't ejaculate each other. Don't you know that?!

Many a DataLounger have that same toupee

That rug is made from the ass end of a Tasmanian Devil.

As long as there are idiots with religious fixations alive there will be scam artists like this creature preying on them. Even though their audience has decreased steadily and dramatically since the PTL escancalo there are still enough fools willing to let themselves be parted from their money in the false belief that it will insure their entry into Heaven.

r11 What proportion of Americans are fervently religious believers in thus style of christianity?

Wig.

R6, HAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Scratch the surface of a self righteous moralize and you'll find a self loathing hypocrite every time.

r15 That makes me wonder about the likes of Franklin Graham and Pat Robertson....

For what it's worth, Bette Davis' traitorous daughter says her chronic pain was cured by watching Ernest on TV, and that's what gave her the idea to write the hateful book about her mother. Of course the publisher's advance helped, too.

W&W R6. :)

BTW, Whatever happened to the closeted Jim Bakker?

I still insist that Joel Osteen is gay, gay, gayyyyyy. He pings like a fog siren and his cute son gives out the gay vibes too.

Angley just settled his sex abuse lawsuit

Ugh. Do we have to accept him?

Joel Osteen pings gay too.

I totally believe his wife was a bitch to the flight attendant. Not unbelievable at all.

He had addiction problems with heroin and cocaine.

Probably pain from being in the closet.

Joel Osteen makes Elmer Gantry look like Moses.

I love his HAIR! I, for one, think he's TREMENDOUS!

Homosex feels soooo good though! Whyyyyy! Why God did you make me this way? Why is the homosexual relations soooo pleasurable? I don't get that pleasure when I look at ladies.

They don't have the right parts. Why does Jesus have to have such sexy ribs? Why did you put him in a loin cloth at the front of the church? Why can't I masturbate? It's impossible! I will explode!

Seriously why was it considered evil? It helps out with over population control. Can't make unwanted babies by fucking butts.

For R19 - he's currently pushing fake Coronavirus cures on this television show. No - seriously!

Among Evangelicals, Ernest Angley was always considered a joke.

He hasn't died yet, because the EPA has to figure out where to bury his mounds of fat AND that hair.

Ted Haggard, the televangelist caught having meth-fueled hookups with a male escort in cheap motel rooms, was cured of his homosexuality and went back to being a loving heterosexual husband and father.

The late Paul Crouch had gay lovers too, some of whom he paid off to keep quiet. I guess you’d have to be a little bit campy queen to have married the fabulous Jan Crouch with her enormous pink wigs and makeup applied with a trowel (RIP). They’re both with Jesus now.

His most recent sermon. Feel free to use the comment section.

I seriously can't believe this lizard is still alive.