Barron Trump entered the new year looking Dapper as ever!

Melania is turning into a guppy.

His only hope is that his father completely ignores him.

Thousand yard stare.

Stop posting about him, pedo. I will report you to the police. I have your IP address.

His father is not truly 6'2". Exaggerated, like everything else.

He's solidly on the path looking like a slack-jawed moron like his brothers -- all thanks to daddy's defective genes.

A pre-emptive and heartfelt "Go back to DListed/4Chan/Reddit" for all triggered interlopers clutching their pearls.

He's solidly on the path to looking like a slack-jawed moron like his brothers -- all thanks to daddy's defective genes.

In these type of narcissistic families even the children who one predicts will not turn out like the rest eventually do through assimilation or for survival or just to make sure they are not excluded from the Will.

Well at least his mother truly loves him.

Melania sure likes the bronzer. Holy shit.

If I had the power, I’d shave 20 pounds off her, give her a butch cropped hairstyle and dress her in sleek leather. She’d look unbelievable.

Truth, r8.

Wee Barron has gotten into brother DJTJ's hair product.

It was inevitable.

How old was he here?

It looks wrong but if he's only 8 or so and just big it's a little more forgivable.

His mother's a porn model. What else should he do?

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Melania is wearing a very festive caftan.

[quote]Asked if there would be war with Iran, Trump responded: 'I don't think that would be a good idea for Iran. It wouldn't last very long.'

Bwahahaha...

Is he the new Presley Walker Gerber, since the old one’s expiration date seems to have been reached?

Weak chin. Soft. The media is going to have their way with him if he ever voluntarily gets gets mouthy like Don Jr, Eric, and the girl.

If he’s not actually “neurologically diverse,” then he would do well for himself to pretend he has an intellectual disability until he’s old enough to flee.

Who are these NAMBLA freaks obsessed with reporting about this dumb kid? Get a life, weirdos.

R21 agreed. This OP pedo must be reported to the police

Just mentioning that someone underage is alive is PROOF that you are a pedophile.

[quote] Don Jr, Eric, and the girl.

Thank you, R19, for starting this new year off right!

[quote] Just mentioning that someone underage is alive is PROOF that you are a pedophile.

Nice try. This kid is boring and quiet. There's literally no reason to be interested in him unless you're a perv.

Melanomia, why does your retard have hands that smell like lotion and cat hair all the time? That thing is disgusting. What happened to that Quaker boarding school? The one with the bars? Fucking cunt.

R19 is obviously spoofing Tiffany. Everyone obviously knows and loves ME!

If the Trumps are billionaires or even have any money in the bank, why can’t any of them buy teeth that resemble something made by the human body? I watched Ivanka on Face the Nation this week and her gigantic fake teeth are completely bizarre looking. There has to be some kind of different veneer or implant by now that doesn’t look like big plastic dentures.

WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK?

Dad will never allow you to overshadow him, Barron. Quit now.

R29 Putin gives Ivanka flying fucks in Air Force One several times a year!

Where's Kelly Anne?

Wouldn't it be interesting if he turned out to be the only good one of that entire bunch.

I wonder whether everyone making fun of him will actually drive him to be more like his Uday and Qusay than an actual human being.

Clearly neurologically atypical. Always clenching his fists in public with that strange stare and blunted affect. My money is on Klinefelter syndrome - those with K S are extremely tall.

That extra X chromosome leads to

Taller than average stature

Longer legs, shorter torso and broader hips compared with other boys.

Absent, delayed or incomplete puberty.

After puberty, less muscle and less facial and body hair compared with other teen

Lord Severn is quite similar to Barron - he always has his fists clenched in public and is non emotive.

Imagine everyone knowing your father is a rapist and your mother is a prostitute.

Who cares? If Hiller spawned they would be despised.

And your half-sister who wants nothing to do with you is friends with a prince who casually has journalists dismembered.

The thought of Barron Trump maturing into a decent human being is pure fantasy. Every influence in his life is a monster.

The saddest thing I hear was Trump saying that Barron “prefers” to wear a suit and tie. That was when Barron was around 10 or so. Of course, no kid does.

Isn’t there a rumor out there that Trump once beat the shit out of Don Jr in front of his college roommate because Don Jr was wearing a tee shirt?

His college roommate claimed that Trump came to Penn to pick him up for a baseball game. When he saw Jr. wearing a Yankee's baseball shirt, he attacked him and demanded he change into a suit and tie.

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I hate Trump but I do feel bad for the kid. We are not our father's sins.

R41, I see the Penguin, one of the best of Gotham City was out ... {gwack gwack}

I don’t think first wife Ivana was nearly as stupid as Melania (Ivana spoke fluent English, eg) nor was Marla as spectrum-y as Melania. So though Barron’s siblings share his father, they had a head start in the development of wordsy-thingies and understand-y whatagoingon kinda stuff.

Dumbass, limited vocabulary, bombastic, vengeful, miserable, malignant American narcissist + Autism spectrum-dwelling daughter of minor communist official (who was known as a gambler & seller of stolen car parts & probably pissed off a few party officials).

Communist party officials say “Hey you car crook, you don’t mind making money for you family by stealing, maybe you don’t mind paying debts to us with your daughter ....the dumb one who can’t do college. We give her breasts, send her to America, she marry big millionaire maybe, ok? We give her tiny camera ,she record a few things. Don’t worry ....we make sure she gets a kid out of it, so you family get plenty money, American citizenship for you too, right? You just make sure girl goes, we take care of rest with money , drugs, the plastic surgery. Don’t worry. Your girl too dumb to say anything. This work out fine.”

So autistic Slovene girl fucks & sucks Donald Trump. She gathers evidence. They marry after he sees/hears evidence big Slavic & Slovene men show him. . She has child as an insurance policy. Donald can’t think what to name boy, since he already used “Donald Jr.” So he uses his “other Donald,” Barron.

Though the menacing, self-loving, face misshaping Trump genes are strong, there are plenty of autistic, Slovenian, gazing-at-glittery things genes — and a mix of genes from both side that result in a docility towards heaps of facial cosmetics & plastic surgery — to blend into the gentle, confused, easily startled, young man who yet still shows a contemptuous facade towards outsiders....a Trump after all

The Trump boys are into trans-looking 'women', aren't they?

See pic no. 4 and 5 of 6

No I see the Klinefelter idiot, who has no idea what Kleinfelter Syndrome is, is back among us.

Melania is 5’11” & her brother is over 6’6”

Tallness runs in the family.

Why does he always have that “duh” look on his face?

There’s definitely something wrong with this kid... but I’m glad he at least got a haircut! It looks so much more age appropriate than the slicked back style he had.

Not to be mean, but he does seem a bit...removed. Not quite there.

He’s going to be the most sought after bachelor in the world, as one of the heirs to the Trump fortune and political dynasty.

Th entire Trump family is trash. Barron will be no different.

I hear he's hung.

#BeBest

His legs look messed up.. is he knock-kneed?

Leave him alone, you bitter old losers.

[quote] If I had the power, I’d shave 20 pounds off her, give her a butch cropped hairstyle and dress her in sleek leather. She’d look unbelievable.

She'd look anorexic again if she lost 20 pounds. She's at a normal body weight.

How dare you attack my aspie boyfriend Barron!

They shouldn’t be letting a tard stay up past midnight.

[quote] can’t any of them buy teeth that resemble something made by the human body? I watched Ivanka on Face the Nation this week and her gigantic fake teeth ar

What kind of fucking asshole are you that you think someone would pay for teeth like that? Those are her teeth, your stupid twat. Nobody goes to a dentist and says “I want you to hive me giant horse teeth that don’t fit in my mouth.” Like both of her brothers, she’s had tens of thousands of dollars in orthodonture to push those teeth as far back inside her head as they can go. That can’t go back any farther without hitting her brain stem. She has giant teeth. She’s always had giant teeth. They’re trump teeth. .

Hello! Use of titanium to try and push protruding buck teeth from the outside to the actual inside of the head so this specimen can close its fucking lips without Velcro

R58 Evidence, then, that the Trumps may not be human. Up close and in HD, the woman’s teeth look plastic. As do her father’s.

“What kind of fucking asshole are you that you think someone would pay for teeth like that? Those are her teeth, your stupid twat.”

I wonder how many DL posters have been ordered by courts to take anger management classes.

Notice anything?

Not sure which ratling this one is....I’m gonna guess it’s Eric.

Notice the inability of the trog child to close its mouth? Notice what’s in the way?

Was the plump daughter there?

Make teeth gums again

R62 See:

I'm just going to leave this here (Elizabeth Peyton's 2009 portrait of...AL Gore).

R66 What does that have to do with anything?

[quote] I wonder how many DL posters have been ordered by courts to take anger management classes.

I wonder how many DL posters have gone up to people with skull disfigurements and asked “Ewww, why did you get such awful work done?”

“Why did you get that neck pouch implant put under your chin? You should have just left it the way it was. Now everyone notices. It’s the only thing they can think of when they look at you. ‘Why did she put that huge piece of skin under her jaw there?’ You kind of make me sick with all that fake stuff. I can’t look.”

Sorry but some of this thread is very funny!

R67, because that portrait, which looks almost nothing like gore, looks exactly like Barron in the top image.

LMAO, r68, I used to. Well, well into adulthood. You know I wasn't popular. I'm aspie as well.

I'd prefer the entire line die out.

None of the Trump chilluns are what you’d call good looking. Ivanka has had reconstructive surgery to correct her weak chin and bulbous nose. And her teeth do look fake. The older sons have low foreheads courtesy of their Slavic and ugly mother Ivana. Tiffany has inherited the worst features of both parents and Barron is just awkward looking. I think that he may be on the autism spectrum, as medical science has made links between autism and men who father children over fifty.

Apparently Barron was nowhere to be seen at the Trump's Christmas dinner crapfest, so quelle surprise they wheeled him out for NYE.

DO HIS OLDER BROTHERS TAKE HIM OUT BACK AND TELL HIM TO TAKE IT LIKE A MAN ?

R13 Oh, that picture makes my skin crawl. Of course that poor boy has seen his mother in porn pictures. It's inevitable. Ugh.

Barron was nowhere to be seen at the Mar a Lago Christmas dinner crapfest (I wonder why, where he has been respectively), so of course they wheeled him out for the Mar a Lago NYE crapfestival.

Sorry for the double post; my first one didn't appear at first. (Some glitch that has been going on in here the entire day!)

Sorry for the double post; my first one didn't appear at first. (Some glitch that has been going on in here the entire day!)

That sweet boy needs to be groomed and breeded gently.

I am surprised that he is turning out to be SO handsome! By far the best looking of his siblings.

He is the best looking of the kids In my opinion. I’m surprised that Tiffany didn’t turn out better looking. Guess the old Slovenian whore helped mask some of the Trump genes with this one. I do feel sorry for him. He seems to be on the spectrum and it’s got to be rough growing up in the spotlight with that hated monster for a father.

Much has been speculated about Barron being on the spectrum. Does anyone know what the effects of use of Adderall/stimulants/speed/meth/whatever drugs the fat orange blob does would have vis a vis birth defects? I know there have been studies about fetal alcohol syndrome, but just wondering if there have been any studies on the effects of stimulant type drugs. Seems like we always want to blame the mother when a child is born with autism, etc. but nobody ever brings up that Daddy's sperms might be defective and causing the autism/defects/etc.

Also he was a 60-year old when he dribbled his milky load into the Slovenian hooker (turkey baster or did she open up like a tulip for his yeti pubes and star penis?)--I guess his stellar DNA could've been defective by that point because he was an old, fat slob.

R83 Interesting question. I read that Drumpf has been on Adderal for years -- not that it's done him any good. He still has the attention span of a squirrel.

Melania is supposed to be 5' 9" and Trump appears to be approx the same height as her, heels notwithstanding, whereas Barron is clearly taller.

R85 OK, but how big are his hands?

Fist bottom at R86.

R86, compared to his father's hands, they're YUGE.

Miss Lindz was there, golfing and huddling with Trump by day, and partying at night.

Add a track suit and a couple of gold chains and Barron could be a Russian mob enforcer.

Tiff is either spanked up or she's lost some weight.

That red dress Ivanka is wear looks cheaply made...like one of her designer knockoffs.

The boys look as dumb as they do on any given day. Eric looks a bit different and I'm not sure it's just the haircut, and is wife showing boob (the one on her chest and not her arm)?

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The white flowers look like shit. Are they plastic?

Eric's wife is a MTF, isn't 'she'?

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Post his long dong trumper here when he's 18, OP. I will wait for that with bated breath.

R94 FFS my eyes

R94 The asswipe looks like he has burnt cork around his mouth. What a cunt! And that Kimberly puss is looking worse and worse. Get out, bitch, while you can!!

Poor kid- guess his fate is to be like his half sibs, although his father will go down in infamy and he’s going to have to read about his Mom’s past as well. His father will be in court the rest of his life as well. He needs his millions or whatever Melania has worked out for him.

Poor kid- guess his fate is to be like his half sibs, although his father will go down in infamy and he’s going to have to read about his Mom’s past as well. His father will be in court the rest of his life as well. He needs his millions or whatever Melania has worked out for him.

I feel so sorry for this kid. I'm sure I'll regret those words when his balls drop and he turns into a Trump.

Now that Plump has pissed off Iran, they should start hiding the boy for his own safety.

Is there a separate part of DL for pedos?

I don’t see any point in feeling sorry for him. That sounds cold hearted, but the reality is that his upbringing will be similar to those of his siblings, and his parents’ characters range from amoral and depressive at best (Melania) to seriously mentally ill and intentionally cruel and harmful (Donald). He is insulated from the rest of the world. His half-siblings are all monsters except possibly the one who is not welcome to come near the family except if needed for a photo op. He can’t have a good nature, not after this nurturing. As a child, he may be a blank slate, but that slate is covered with bad formulas.

That doesn’t mean that it’s OK to make fun of his appearance or his obvious “neuroatypical” nature. He probably is situated on the autism spectrum. That’s just an objective observation and in no way mean or insulting. And it doesn’t matter to any of us. What does matter is that he is part of an upcoming generation of morally corrupt people with close to infinite financial resources and networks that will protect him no matter what he does. That means he is potentially very destructive.

This photo of Junior and Eric always makes me laugh. I wonder if they went to Ivanka's plastic surgeon.

Eric looks like he's smelling something stinky...maybe his siblings?

R105 Soul rot

Is Ivanka’s middle name Cheryl?

Her full name is Ivanka Dickinmybuttdaddy Trump.

Tiffany looks great. She has lost a lot of weight, from those pictures of her on the boat (earlier this year). Good for her.

[quote] Dad will never allow you to overshadow him, Barron. Quit now.

DUMP is in his 70's, and he chows down on Big Macs and rich and heavy food.

It won't be long, now.

Then Barron will finally be out of his (extra large) shadow.

His evil father lived to 93 and his evil mother lived to 88. You know they ate McDonald’s trash and liver with ketchup, too. He’s not going to die anytime soon from natural causes.

We need a couple of heroic presidential doctors to “find something” that requires immediate surgical treatment and then...oops!

Jared is just like you whores. He CANNOT GET ENOUGH COCK.

"Thousand yard stare."

He always looks lost, worried and unhappy.

He looks somewhat happy and relaxed whenever Daddy isn't around though.

I do wonder what sort of things Barron has witnessed / had to witness within the Trump household.

I would like to introduce him to my rimming services.

He's the only kid that doesn't need plastic surgery. The best looking. Melania was good for something.

You can't blam Ivana for those ugly spawns because Tiffany is kinda ghastly and her mother was hot.

r115, Pedo alert.

Trump will go down 8n history like Stalin - he will always have fans. At least 1/3 of any population will admit they like an autocratic strongman to take care of things for them. The number is more like 50% in Central & South American countries and it’s approaching that # in the United States, thanks to rightwing media & christian fools. .

He needs to be deported. If he’s acquitted and he will be, the best thing for all of us would be for him to be exiled before he does any more damage.

He needs to get coronavirus, stat. Any volunteers? It.ls be here soon enough. If you get t, spread it. ..in DC or Palm Beach

Lara Trump's dress is hilarious, it looks like it was designed by the same woman who did Mary Richards's infamous gown.