It's a millennial vomitfest outside my apartment right now

What else do you expect on New Years?

Good luck with that.

You might go help out—take a hose and hose them down and hose off the sidewalk/driveway.

Your poor doorman.

Are the guys hot?

OP thinks Millennials are 20 years old.

Been there done that. I don't miss those days.

Start chucking fistsfull of ice cubes - no fingerprints.

R6 They're 20s 30s

With the new decade, I think it's time to usher in the next generation : Generation Z.

It's their turn to have mean articles written about how the previous generations fucked up and are now forced to scapegoat world problems onto people who weren't even born yet.

R5 One of them is definitely hot. He's on all fours upchucking still

Sounds like a good name for a band

Clutch your pearls, eldergay.

They will get theirs R10. In due time

My block as well, but it's college kids just being dumb.

Where do you live, the South Side of Pittsburgh?

I live in a college town, and I wouldn't dream of going near the campus tonight.

Hell, I probably won't go near any student hangouts until after the next good rain.

Good idea R17

Ah alcohol poisoning isn't pretty. Me I can hold my liquor. Seriously I can be funny walk drunk but I never puked, ever.

Was YMF one of them?

Sounds like he was in position for surprise anal, R11.

I bet Rhoda was one of these in her gritty English city. Probably woke up on the curb.

OP's vomit would cause landslide in front of her decrepit building. Thank god, she was locked inside!

Where's the annual posted link about the chavvy English lads and lasses drunk as fuck and careening around?

R17: I'm a grad student, and I can assure you, there ain't nobody on my college campus right now. All the undergrads go home to their parents house, including apartment dwellers. It's the weirdest thing. They won't be back until mid-January.

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Never live near a bar. Problem solved.

I remember when I lived in Hoboken we were forever seeing these guys do what we called "The Hoboken Shuffle". It was all these straight, white, Wall St. types that had gotten polluted. You could tell that they thought they were keeping it together pretty good - but they all had this weird walk that would give them away. Some hotties too.

I always liked the fantasy of taking care (i.e. taking advantage) of some drunk guy kind of enticing. No penetration or anything. Just feeling them up, playing with their dicks and ass, working the nipples. Strong, handsome men being helpless and vulnerable.

[quote] A couple of skanks trying to drag their passed out friend into an Uber!

A lot of Uber drivers won't work this night because of this issue. They don't want barf in their car.

I ubered a bit NYE after my regular 9-4 job. Drove people to parties and bars until 9 then quit. No way I would I put up with that shit going on in my car.