New TLC Trainwreck Show - 1,000LB Sisters

Lightweights

I didn't even known a person could put on weight on their fucking forehead.

On the plus side they wont get any forehead wrinkles or lines between their eyes.

OMG, these two are hot messes with no hope. Their mother scares me.

haha, the Slaton sisters have a several hundred page thread on kiwifarms. tye going gossip is that they filmed in a condo, not in their cockroach infested single wide trailer. there would have been no room and it's a literal health hazard.

They look like fat Neanderthal Womyn.

They make us look like supermodels.

Sounds like a ton of laughs!

What is with her forehead? They look kind of freakish.

Tammy's Kool-Aid Pie

Straight guys would still hit before hooking up with a "homo"

Truth hurts donut 🍩

I admit, I just felt my forehead! Thank god my fat only deposits on my body and not on my face, that looks freaky.

I made it less than two minutes @ R10.

Preview-slash-supercut (superfat?)

Some of the photos I found googling these freaks were the stuff of nightmares. Here, let me share the trauma

So this person is married and I'm still single? I'm ready to end it now

full episode via kiwi farmer

my apologies, this is the full episode link (still vis kiwi farmer)

They live in a single-wide trailer, R5? How do they fit?

I am going all off memory from the thread but yes, they live in a trailer. and to the poster who wondered how she had a husband, they had 'dated' previously. when she was 9 and he was in high school (i think it's the same guy).

R15 Honey Boo Boobs

Talk about a set of Big 'Uns !

🙈 I'd hate to be their Gynecologist ............

The Elephant Women (get them a bag!)

R15, is that...is she...sitting there NAKED?? Or are those pendulous flaps just random fat sacks coming from above her armpit.

Oh, you shared the trauma, all right.

I'm sure they'll be very popular on DL.

😳😖🤢🤮

Dr. Pimple Popper is also on TLC. It will be a miracle if there isn't a crossover episode in which the forehead lipoma gets hacked out.

The lumpy-faced one looks like Jack Black, Ted Cruz, and Jared Padalecki somehow made a baby.

I can't watch this type of stuff. It reminds me of that New Testament parable about the Pharasee and the tax collector going in the Temple to pray, where the Pharasee humblebrag-prays "God, I thank you that I am not like other people—robbers, evildoers, adulterers—or even like this tax collector. I fast twice a week and give a tenth of all I get."

Where, exactly is the "Learning" aspect of these pitiable human trainwrecks that TLC is constantly showing? Is it so the viewers can play the Pharasee and exclaim "God, I'm so grateful I'm not like THOSE people!"?

Isn’t Kiwi Farms a website inhabited primarily by white supremacists?

I genuinely don’t understand how people are posting links to this site, a site that has hosted and propagated videos of literal violence, a mass shooting, and hate speech.

As for these two sisters: anyone who would actually enjoy watching something like this, or pretty much anything on the “TRASH LIVES COMPANY”, aka: TLC channel, is a fucking loser of the highest order.

R11, don’t kid yourself, babe. When faced with difficult decisions, you’d be surprised how many straight men, aren’t.

I guess, unlike Jane Fonda, she hasn't had to choose between having fat in her ass or on her face.

Best line of the first episode:

Tammy: We’ve tried diets, pills, drinks, even sex.

Viewer at Home: Probably with each other.

OK, I actually watched that episode just now. I am not a reality TV watcher, and I get unreasonably embarrassed for people making fools of themselves so nor ally stay as far away as possible.

After watching the preview I was certain it would be try-hard and awful, and I almost turned it off. But it's less exploitative and the sisters are smarter and more aware than the "fat Kentucky hicks" trope. Not perfect, not dumb, charming in how they interact with each other, gentler than you might assume.

And, just like DLers, when one of them commented that their doc was cute (he's hot), the other said, "Eh...he's adequate."

I more than suspect a genetic anomaly in at least the one sister with the forehead bulge and the two chin structures. (not to be confused with typical fat rolls commonly referred to as a double- chin) If they are not inherited defects, then they're at least suspect of being de novo mutations.

America chose people like this over me.

[quote]Isn’t Kiwi Farms a website inhabited primarily by white supremacists?

Yes, and we have a lot of posters who link to them. They tend to be the ones on the anti-Meghan Markle threads, the anti-immigration threads, the anti-trans threads, and the anti-Muslim threads back when we had a bunch of them. They casually mention KF on other threads about topics like Bea Arthur or random female singers, too.

They're surely the same people who used to link to Breitbart all the time, then Gab, and occasionally Stormfront. They've been here for years. No one will do anything about them.

R30

Kiwi farms is filled with a lot of hateful, gross types. In fact, some of them are pure vile trash.

However, when they have threads about fat people or trans people, they are actually quite funny. I check it out time to time, until I come across a comment that grosses me out and I leave.

If those two babes are living together, the need a size 5XXXXX wide load eighteen wheeler.

🙊 I'm Speechless . . . . . . .

I'm done making fun of defenseless people in 2020. I realize they are on tv but they're still human beings and it makes me feel shitty when I do it.

I was worried this was going to be a Honey Boo Boo type show.

But after the first episode, it seems more like My 600 LBS life. I find those stories more inspirational. I just hope the show gives them the help they need, including therapy, so that they can lose the weight.

I believe that inside every very fat person is a childhood sexual molestation/rape victim. The gained weight is just so so sad. It really kicks them out of society.

r42, I actually call exactly that 'wearing their trauma'

The new doctor, Dr. Charles Proctor, is a fucking hottie.

These programs are just modern day freak shows.

So the posters there are basically dataloungers R37?

r15 why is she showing her breast? Oh my eyes! I watched a few minutes of the show and I don't hold out much hope for either of the sisters to get in shape.

The one with the forehead shaped like the front of a Jamboree RV is my favourite. She puts the ass in sass. x

Their parents should be shot.

R46 - No. Most DLERS don't hope for LGBTQ rights to get rolled back because they think we are degenerates. Kiwifarms posters are trash.

They should be humanely euthanized.

Maybe your head gets like that when there's no where else the fat can go.

They have huge carbon footprints.

Does TLC now mean The Living Circus? The gross shit outweighs the good things on the channel now. Pimple picking, fucked up feet, obesity. Just gross.