Brooks Laich wants to learn more about his sexuality in 2020

Oh, Peggy! Where are you?

...so then he’s slept with Derek?

Does this mean an incestuous threesome with his wife and brother-in-law Derek Hough (“Ginch-like creature” and formerly of Dancing with the Stars)?

Translation: He wants to suck dick.

I'd love to help him with his sexuality, especially if it means I can lick every inch of his body and feel his dick inside me!

Learning about one’s sexuality doesn’t mean gay shit. He may wanna explore kinky shit with women.

This whole family is whack.

Aren't the Houghs Mormon? Is Laich Mormon? I mean... I'm sure a lot of Mormon husbands want to, and have, explored their sexuality... but they don't say that out loud on Instagram. It's usually Bible verses.

He's Canadian, so we have to translate what he says into American.

I think he's looking for acting and modeling opportunities for when his hockey career ends. Look to see when he gets his teeth capped. Sexuality? He's open to playing nude scenes.

[quote] Translation: He wants to suck dick.

I think we've already crossed that bridge. He married an openly bisexual woman for a reason.

Isn’t she a lesbienne?

He's already explored it. He just wants the public to be cool with it when it inevitably leaks.

plus Just Jared even mentioned right in the headline so you know it's a PR job

Can you imagine this BEAST using you as his own personal tube sock?

[quote] You must believe you are, before you can become. Once the belief is set, the path reveals itself.

Somebody discovered the Course in Miracles... or scored some bomb-ass weed.

Code for expect him to acknowledge his attraction to men. They are both closet cases.

He's actually really soft and fey for all his muscles. We been knew he wanted the dick.

“”As the new year inches closer, I’m doing some reflecting, and some looking ahead,"”

Inches of a head.

This couple has some mental problems. They are so gross and fucked up. Why would anyone tell the world such personal information? It's just so trashy

I'd climb that without a net.

They remind me of the happy couple from Annie Hall.

theyr both known gays, bearding each other.....arggghhhhhh

Love him...her? annoying as fuk

This is why he is so OK with Julianne not being straight.

He's 6'2". Nice.

I'm sure Julianne is more than happy to help him with that.

I’ll help him!

R27 that's very generous of you 😄

Wow... From Seacrest to this guy. She just can't seem to land a straight Kinsey 0 can she?

wow that’s hot! I wonder if he literally meant explore with guys. I bet his brother in law has pushed him to try things with guys or at least be open to it.

Bump

Is there even a term for a pansexual, polyamorous couple?

Polypanamorous?

He means threesomes with his wife and another chick

R14, he is so fucking hot--I'd lick his body from head to toe. Too bad he joined the Hough family. He needs to stop with the slicked-back cut though.

I want to scratch this back up while I'm getting pounded.

If someone says they want to "learn more about [their] sexuality", that's obviously code for having sex with someone of the same sex. If he was just interested in trying something kinky or wild with his wife, he would have said something like "I want to explore sex more".

All the platitudes and oversharing are a turn-off

But R37, if you criticize them in public, you'll hear some "offended" person shriek "who cares what they do? It's none of your business!!! Fuck off!!". If it's their personal business, then they can fucking keep it to themselves.

You people make me laugh. First, you want others to come out or be honest about their sexuality, but when they do you beat them up for it.

Get it together, people!

[quote] Wow... From Seacrest to this guy. She just can't seem to land a straight Kinsey 0 can she?

She doesn't want one. She wants to scissor and munch carpet to her heart's content. The last thing she needs is a man wanting in on the action.

This marriage has 0 chance of lasting.

Julianne Hough is so goddamn boring. Explore his sexuality could simply mean sleep with anybody that’s not his wife.

Agree with the poster who said this couple are mental cases though.

they'll start with pegging and then its up to him to advance that endeavor. It a Pandora's box if ever there was one.

Does anyone else find pronouncements such as this ridiculous?

R44, yes. I had a facebook friend who would constantly post statuses about his sex life, including stuff like "men, if you have pictures of your boyfriend in your place, please try hiding them BEFORE I come over" and he would talk about guys fucking him and how he's so horny, bla bla bla. It's gross.

[quote]Is there even a term for a pansexual, polyamorous couple?

Whores.

[Quote] He means threesomes with his wife and another chick

Probably Nina D.

Daddy, come sit by me.

imagine the hot 4ways they mus have with other gay m/f couples...

[quote]It a Pandora's box if ever there was one.

I'm thinking it's the door to his box he wants open.

He has major gay-face, and it's pretty clear from who he is and who he married that "learning more about his sexuality" doesn't mean explore kinky shit with women, it means start with MMF threesomes and gradually move on to an open relationship where he can catch however much dick he wants and his wife won't ask questions. Also, while we're on that, most guys who want to start doing kinky stuff with women say "explore their sexuality", not "learn more about it". Everybody knows that exploring sexuality means whips and chains, but learning more about sexuality means expect a coming out post on Instagram and a speedy divorce before the end of the year.

Probably advanced CTe.

[Quote] they'll start with pegging and then its up to him to advance that endeavor.

Did someone say pegging?

I’ve got a peg for him!

Hockey players are notorious hounds for whom the gender of the other does not matter.

Hmmm...I want to explore sitting on his face.

I want to chirp him like this...

He must be using the same insanely stupid PR team his wife does.

[quote]Brooks Laich wants to learn more about his sexuality in 2020

Can I be his lab partner?

Yes, please.

She also "dated" Ryan Seacrest

When the marriage breaks up, will she start seeing Taylor Lautner

She can date Shawn Mendes.

Definitely an "understanding" in this marriage if both are willing to share what they have thus far.

PR whores

She was spotted without her wedding ring

I saw the story about the wedding on DM, but they also posted a picture of them together with no ring. Don't think the marriage will last but DM is reaching.

R65 and R66.

Maybe they're both realizing they're gay as hell

R67 '"They have been spending time apart but are not ready to share what's going on between them," a source shared with E! News.'

that part made me laugh out loud

He's going to leave her for Ryan Seacrest

He's going to leave her for Derek Hough, “Ginch-like creature”.

Countdown to Julianne dating Bradley Cooper...

R68 I don't think Julianne [italic] just [/italic] realized lol

He must have learned too much about his sexuality.

Two of their dogs died in October. They never disclosed the cause of death. Two young dogs dying at once is unusual. I wonder if some accident happened and their deaths were someone's fault.

They died suddenly after accusing Kevin Spacey of sexual abuse

So the dogs were twinks?

He was with her on New Years Eve, he posted video on instagram.

weird that she and her bro derek are both gay.....wonder what that family was like.

re both her dogs dying at once, my vet says there is a huge # of dogs dying from eating crap on the streets when they walk, and getting very ill or dying. mine got sick as fuk from doing that and passed a month later. vet said its from homeless people and the crap they leave. literally their crap that can contain every evil drug known to man.

R79 except she's not gay, she's bi. And like 98% of bi women, she married a man.

Any nude leaks of this Brooks creature? I desire verificatia of sizemeat.

Ready for the opening, indeed.

so she outed him and then dumped him.

R84 when did she dump him??

[quote]When the marriage breaks up, will she start seeing Taylor Lautner

And he'll start dating Taylor Swift.

Go right ahead, dear. I have other things to think about.

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[quote]Are you fully expressed?’ Do you even know who you are sexually? And I truly, to my core, do not.

He is very handsome/sexy looking. Lucky wife and future explorers who get a taste of that.

[Quote] Are you fully 100 percent fully expressed in your true sexuality? With your partner? With everything? You could not imagine having a better sex life? Are you truly there? I’m not either

Bitch cray cray

Well, it got him 15 minutes of fame.

omg, fer gods sake, the world knows theyr bearding each other......so lame.

94 bisexuality is a thing.

I gladly offer my mouth, hole, and dick.

He certainly seems to know a lot of words and I look forward to the day he can string them together in some semblance of coherence.

He appears to have gone completely bonkers.

Translation:

She shoved a finger up there and he liked it. He asked her to peg him. She freaked out and threatened to out him as a dildo-loving homo. To get ahead of her, he outed himself as an open-minded straight guy so that he’s the victim and she’s the bully if she ever talks about his sexual desires.

Boring.

[Quote] This is the first week of this new approach, and so far I’m absolutely loving it! I’m gonna play with it some more, dial it in, and then share with you what my day looks like.

Play with it eh??

R99 yeah I dont think that's even close to right lmao

[quote]To get ahead of her, he outed himself...

And she's just outed herself as being a huge fan of phantom reverse-fisting, or maybe it's just a demon coming out of her ass as she screams and contorts. Whatever the case may be, I hope this becomes a game of tit for tat and Mr. Laich does a similar video but goes a few steps further, without any pants on.

And of course the link doesn't work. At the moment, it's the second post from the top.

Caption: Gonna tell my kids this is “The Exorcist”... (Policy Guidline Disclaimer: I aspire to such flexibility and mind body connection and hope to have similar orgasmic experience at Kinrgy. Love and light.)

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[Quote] “Nothing dirty can exist between two people in love,” Brooks shared. “A big part of my journey in 2020 is exploring my sexuality. And by that I don’t mean if I’m gay or straight. I mean, in my sexual relationship, what is my sexuality and what am I craving, and what are my desires and what are my wife’s?” “How can we have this language to feed each other and get everything we want and be sexually expressed to the nth degree in everything,” Brooks added.

[Quote] Brooks went on to say that he didn't have time to figure out his "capacity for sexual feelings” because he was so focused on being an athlete. “I woke up as an athlete, wanted to train, wanted to eat, sleep, rest, perform," Brookssaid. "Sexuality was way below all of that for the majority of my life...I’ve been exposed to a beautiful new side of life that I’d never explored or thought to explore. It’s amazing.”

[Quote] As he continues to explore his sexuality, Brookssaid that threesomes are not something he is interested in. “I don’t know if I could ever get that. I can’t ever see myself being physical with somebody else. I just don’t think I could get there. I just don’t,” Brooks admitted. “In this stage of life, I’m looking for a deeper connection and romance."

Guess he went back in the closet

Does he have an OnlyFans yet?

Brooks defines BDF. He's packing a whopper.

R108 how are you so sure??

I can’t stand it when people twist people’s statements to mean something they clearly did not intend.

Are they still together?

What exactly is the point of posting all that? Who gives a fuck?