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Is Celine Dion the most boring major diva of all time?

She’s ugly, scandal free, sickly thin, lacking in any degree of charisma, too nice, and she has the worst discography. How could anyone be enamored or compelled by her.

by Anonymousreply 34December 30, 2019 11:35 PM

She sings in badly fractured English.

by Anonymousreply 1December 29, 2019 11:00 AM

She's approaching camp status.

by Anonymousreply 2December 29, 2019 11:09 AM

OP is Mariah off her lithium

by Anonymousreply 3December 29, 2019 11:15 AM

Boring, but with a shit tonne of money.

by Anonymousreply 4December 29, 2019 11:15 AM

She attracts the common house frau

by Anonymousreply 5December 29, 2019 11:27 AM

I think she seems to be the complete opposite of boring. She appears to be as crazy as they come...more so lately. How this side of her was hidden for decades is beyond comprehension.

by Anonymousreply 6December 29, 2019 11:39 AM

She comes across as a special needs aspie

by Anonymousreply 7December 29, 2019 11:39 AM

R7 it's an act

by Anonymousreply 8December 29, 2019 11:40 AM

She does come across as nutty- but nice. Her voice is great and her artistry mediocre.

by Anonymousreply 9December 29, 2019 11:41 AM

She's aspie, Kathy Griffin went backstage with her, the whole time taking the piss and she just didn't get it. She thought Cathy was being nice.

by Anonymousreply 10December 29, 2019 11:44 AM

I struggle to think of anyone more bland and boring. Enya, perhaps? x

by Anonymousreply 11December 29, 2019 11:45 AM

She's had scandals due to her dead gambling husband.

by Anonymousreply 12December 29, 2019 11:50 AM

Sail away, sail away, sail away

by Anonymousreply 13December 29, 2019 11:51 AM

She has a great voice (or had), but yeah. She's a bore.

by Anonymousreply 14December 29, 2019 12:02 PM

I love dead gambling husband.

by Anonymousreply 15December 29, 2019 12:03 PM

Don't forget how ugly she is. She looks like a fucking worm!

by Anonymousreply 16December 29, 2019 12:04 PM

Leave her alone. She's harmless.

by Anonymousreply 17December 29, 2019 12:06 PM

She does look like a worm. The worm who drove the apple car in Richard Scarry books

by Anonymousreply 18December 29, 2019 12:08 PM

Here I am

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by Anonymousreply 19December 29, 2019 12:10 PM

I admire her for being such a driven work horse. She's working hard for decades and really figured out how to play to her strength. Her music is perfect pop, nothing more - nothing less. If she is entertaining so many people for so long without offending anyone, she must be doing something right.

She is strangely void of a certain human warmth though, or maybe that's just how it appears in media, a manufactured persona. I remember watching the video of I'm Alive once, and in the video she looked anything but alive. With all the filters and CGIs she looks like a robot in the video. I wonder if anyone who produced the video was aware of the irony.

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by Anonymousreply 20December 29, 2019 12:15 PM

[Quote] horse.

I see what you did there.

by Anonymousreply 21December 29, 2019 12:31 PM

Go pick on someone who deserves it, like Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 22December 29, 2019 12:35 PM

"Misled" by Celine Dion is on the March 1994 Gap In-Store Playlist!

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by Anonymousreply 23December 29, 2019 12:39 PM

[quote] How this side of her was hidden for decades is beyond comprehension.

Her husband was still alive to control her image and access. Now that he’s gone, we’re seeing the real Celine.

by Anonymousreply 24December 29, 2019 1:39 PM

She's a crazy lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 25December 29, 2019 4:15 PM

She's not aspie or crazy she's just French-Canadian. They don't do sarcasm. They also unironically love her, which I found out to my detriment after very mildly taking the piss out of her at a dinner party in Montreal. Frenchies were maaaaaaaad. We're talking 30-something men visibly angry at criticism of Celine. Wild.

She seems nice tho and it's not her fault she's ugly.

R18 U made me think of my childhood.

by Anonymousreply 26December 29, 2019 4:45 PM

r22 Madonna is a cunt but she’s consistently entertaining both on and off stage which is more than what I can say about Celine.

by Anonymousreply 27December 29, 2019 5:13 PM

She has been in a serious relationship with a woman since her husband died. I wish she would come out. It would make her more interesting.

by Anonymousreply 28December 29, 2019 5:32 PM

Oh please r28 lol not every celebrity in the world is gay or lesbo

by Anonymousreply 29December 30, 2019 1:42 PM

Leave the poor woman alone. Her parents sold her at 13 to an old man.

by Anonymousreply 30December 30, 2019 2:00 PM

Skin like the dress - an optical illusion blending taut and rippling - but as someone upthread said, she's French-Canadian and that explains volumes.

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by Anonymousreply 31December 30, 2019 10:57 PM

I like her, she seems like a genuinely nice person who can sing, the polar opposite of Madonna. Not saying her music is good, just her voice.

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by Anonymousreply 32December 30, 2019 11:02 PM

I like her, she seems like a genuinely nice person who can sing, the polar opposite of Madonna. Not saying her music is good, just her voice.

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by Anonymousreply 33December 30, 2019 11:02 PM

She has a voice but she wastes it singing rubbish.

by Anonymousreply 34December 30, 2019 11:35 PM
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