Pete Davidson Having a Meltdown!

It sounds like Pete is just overworked, he needs some down time.

[quote] A bystander told Dailymail.com that Rande - who is the co-founder of billion-dollar tequila label Casamigos

I've always suspected that this company is a money-laundering scheme. I've never seen or heard of anyone actually drinking this tequila. I wonder what the real story is.

Hope the dick wasn't injured.

Kaia’s playing a dangerous game on dead end street.

This is sad. He clearly has major mental health issues, which is probably linked to the death of his father when he was so young. Imagine growing up knowing your father was crushed to death. That would fuck up any kid. I hope he gets help.

Tonight is kinda special...

He’s batshit crazy. It’s been apparent for a while now.

I'm tired of hearing that as an excuse for any bad behavior, R5. He is not the only person who has lost a parent violently and tragically. It is more likely he is fucked up because he's got the fame and money to indulge his worst instincts, and, probably, no one who tells him no.

Yikes, I thought he was just a pot head.

Apparently, he's seriously psycho!

He was never funny and how he's off the rails.

But the dick is supposedly great, so you put up with it for a while.

I think the daughter (model) must be on drugs too. That's the common factor.

That liquor is everywhere...it's not cheap either. But there are better tasting ones around.

That story makes no sense. It says that Gerber had just come down from having a talk with Davidson in his apartment, and then it says that Davidson was in his car, down the block from his building. Which is it? Is he able to be at two places at once?!?

Things like this happens when a person get money or fame more than what he deserves

[quote] That story makes no sense. It says that Gerber had just come down from having a talk with Davidson in his apartment

Rande Gerber probably asked to see Pete's cock first, to make sure that everything was okay.

imagine if she's pregnit. cindys gon be pissed her dna got mixed up.

no thank u, next

r14 He left the building and got into his car. And I agree, r8 that tragic things happen to lots of people and they don't end up mental cases, but he brings it up a lot, which says it's something that he can't shake.

Yes, it's best to trust the judgement of a supermodel and George Clooney's friend to care for an out-of-control addict who may be a danger to himself and others. That sounds like the best plan possible.

[quote]It sounds like Pete is just overworked, he needs some down time.

Overworked?? Are you fucking serious?? Overworked from WHAT? He's on a TV show, but only makes infrequent walk-on appearances. He doesn't "do" anything but apparently indulge himself, fuck young celebrity women and take drugs. I can only believe that he really does have a huge dick, because other than that and a large bank account, he has absolutely nothing to offer anyone.

I agree with 15. Are we really shocked? Chris Farley, John Beushi. Too much money, too damaged.

I doubt Pete has that much money, he hardly works

He is in 2020 celebrity death pool along with John McCain 's mother who will be 108 next year

He should be in the 2019 death pool. There’s still plenty of time.

r20, that's rather harsh and judgmental.

How stupid are these people? Pete Davidson is mentally ill. He needs a team of experienced psychiatrists, not an 18 year old supermodel.

Gah!

He is on SNL, has a beautiful girlfriend, money. But " I Hate My Life". Stupid ass.

What if Mayor Pete were on SNL and Pete Davidson were running for President?

Does he have to turn every relationship into “Sid & Nancy”?

I still don't get why he is famous. Ugly, talentless.

R30, I get it.

I can’t believe so many famous women want to date this creature. This is why people don’t respect women.

Staten Island greaseball trash.

If Cindy and Rande were good parents, they would be doing everything possible to keep their daughter away from an obviously psychotic person.

R26 It the supermodel practicing psychotherapy with out a license?

Will Pete even make it to 2020?

R36 he turned 26 last month

He has plenty of money. He was a beneficiary of the 9/11 fund. He's loaded.

[QUOTE] I can’t believe so many famous women want to date this creature.

Because he tears that pussy up.

He will win an Oscar for the upcoming Judd Apatow movie. Believe me.

The rich old closet case insists on "private rehab" when in fact they could just take Pete's hand and kindly walk him to the nearest ER at the nearest hospital. For crissakes.

R40, perhaps posthumously.

R34 She's 18. There's nothing that they can legally do. Besides once a girl gets hooked on a dick it's nearly impossible to get her to give it up. It's funny how much everyone talks about the all consuming male libido when many women will put up with anything from a man if they're being fucked regularly. Even if he's homely /poor /unwashed /mentally unstable. I don't buy that the difference in sex drive is as big people want to believe. Particularly during those early teenage /20 something years.

" It is more likely he is fucked up because he's got the fame and money to indulge his worst instincts"

DING DING DING DING DING!

We have a winner.

Why are the Gerbers making a scene in the street? It seems like they'd know how to have this conversation away from the paparazzi if they wanted to. All of these people are famewhores and they should all go away.

According to one of Pete's friends, this is what set him off. They just put up a 10-story billboard of Ariana in the middle of Times Square and Pete had a BPD meltdown.

He's got Borderline Personality Disorder. This kind of meltdown is not uncommon. He needs to check himself in and get help.

Further evidence that crazy dick is the best!

I don't get the scratched eyes? He does have "butthole eyes." Hemorrhoids?

Cindy Crawford is trash, and her daughter is a nepotism hire.

r14, yes, there are TWO OF HIM. The ears don't match. Two different guys, both Publicly Pete.

And, apparently, one of them has scratched his own eyes out.

I look forward to Kaya 's big announcement on twitter about how she is a Brave and Strong Survivor because Pete is a narcissist who gaslit her, and how he should be cancelled for being abusive, blah blah blah. Even though his batshit craziness could be seen from outer space. These people are loving this attention. All of them. Pete, Randy, Cindy and Kaya. As someone pointed out upthread there was no reason to have this conversation on the street.

I thought it was well known that the daughter is a lez?

Another tattoo should help straighten out things.

What in the hell do these gals see in that freak? I simply don't get it. Whatever it is must be underneath his clothes because it sure as hell isn't anything you can see otherwise.

Charitable funds raised To financially support victims of the horrific 9/11 attacks are funding this talentless celebrity’s drug binges! How “on trend” for 2019!!

He'll be dead before he's 30.

And everyone will "Winehouse" him. Mourn his incredible talent, etc. etc. etc., blah, blah, blah.

The ears don't match. How many "Pete Davidsons" are there?

Why does Caitlyn Jenner give a fuck about Cindy Crawford's kid?

Cindy has gotten rather hideous. Guess that melon extract she shills is just a big scam.

This is what happens when your cock is so enormous that there isn't enough blood going to the brain. Poor thing has been deprived of oxygen for too long, it made him loco.

Cindy can't have it both ways, she pushed her daughter into the public eye instead of getting an education and meeting more clean cut guys. This is incredibly intrusive though.

Again?

Oh, FFS!

He really is gross. And I hate talking about others' looks. But whatever. I sort of don't care. If you're going to date him? It's now officially on you.

Lorne needs to fire his ass, I mean, it's not as if Davidson was worth all this trouble. I'll bet neither Belushi nor Farley were this big of a pain in the ass.

Lorne is an enabler.

I cannot deal with the drama of YOUR friends!!!

Lorne is probably worried Pete would kill himself if he fired him.

Lorne likes the attention and drama.

It's not SNLs responsibility to worry about his suicidal tendencies, especially since he's barely at work. Leslie Jones was booted off the show, but at least she attempted to put in the work. Pete usually does skits as Pete, looks high, and breaks character more times than anyone can count. Give his spot to another up and coming comedian.

r46 that's some pop star goals right there. Gigantic billboard in Time Square? Good job Ariana.

What did Cindy and Rande expect? He's a junkie.

Sean Peen Robin Wright 2.0

They are not fucking, they are drug buddies.

I'm sure they are both into pills.

When you date Crazy, they will eventually do fucked up shit. If you're lucky, it will only be to themselves and not to you. If you aren't that fortunate, their crazy blows up all over you, and leaves nasty stains on your life that you can't scrub out.

Even if they help him this time or he gets 'help', he'll just go off his meds in five or six months or the next time he's triggered, with his next girlfriend. He's never going to get 'better' for any length of time.

"If Cindy and Rande were good parents, they would be doing everything possible to keep their daughter away from an obviously psychotic person."

If those two were good parents, they would ensure that their daughter eats.

Kaia should stop trying to fake that she's into guys. The only beards they're going to be able to find for her will be crazies like Pete.

How much is he paid? I think he's probably broke.

He latched onto the teenager who made millions on the catwalk, and she got her parents over to help her get rid of him.

He's using the model kid for money. They probably fucked a couple of times but he's really using her.

They are ALL loving the attention.

How much could that 9/11 fund possible give these families? I too think he's broke, which is why it was hard when his cash cow, Ariana left. Then Pete was worried that SNL would dump him so he did that sympathy meltdown crap, on Twitter of course, and had everyone reach out to him. He finally shows back up at SNL to do 2 lines in a skit and all is well.

Such a mess.

Yes, he's definitely broke, he spent all his money on drugs. I don't know if he went to college but if he did, it was free, there was a fund to send all kids whose parent/s died to college, the fund was co-funded by owner of yankees.

I think the mom probably got 2 or 3 million. What did his dad do?

A woman I work with, her daughter gets disability from her dad but the mom spends it all. Could have been the same with Pete with the 9/11 fund.

No one even heard of Pete (outside the context of SNL) until he dated Ariana Grande. Then within a few weeks he was regularly the top story in all the tabloids. He was underused on the show, and he probably relished suddenly being more famous than his costars.

Why do all the women want to date him? Well, in spite of what people here say, he's not really all that bad looking; in fact, he's kind of cute. He's extremely famous. And now, he's a supposed "badboy", and that attracts some women.

He seems to jump from one serious relationship to another. At this point, he should avoid long-term relationships; he should use this time to sow his wild oats. He should work on healing himself before he gets into another serious relationship.

It must be awkward when Larry David shows up to do his Bernie impression on the show.

His dad was a firefighter, r81.

What the fuck does scratched up eyes mean!?!

These women "date" him, r83, for the same benefits he got from dating Ariana Grande: media coverage and to get/maintain a celebrity reputation.

“Scratched-out eyes’? What does that mean? Scratches on his eyelids or around his eyes or face? Is he eyeless?

Is this what Rande found when he went upstairs?

Scratched out eyes?

He probably took LSD and had a bad trip.

Are there also photos of an ambulance pulling up to the building. Because if that's actually what the Gerbers said to each other, then they should have called 911.

This story sounds like bullshit. I’ve no doubt his ass is crazy but I wouldn’t put it pass the Gerber’s to plant stories to add more publicity for their sickly looking “model” child. I have the Vogue app called Runway and it shows all current and past Runway shows. I have to say that I get why some models were called supermodels back in the day. The runway looked fun. They were stunning and had personality - Naomi, Claudia, Nikki, Helena et.al. They were thin but not like today’s models who look emaciated and dour.

SNL doesn’t pay that much, especially to but players like Pete.

R91, I’m a dick player, not a butt player.

Can you believe that you can make a fucking BILLION dollars from Tequila??

Bit players. How much are they paying Chloe Leechman and Bo-Wan Yang?

I'm not tripping, I scratched my eyes out when I saw Caitlyn Jenner and some homo swilling tequila in my apartment.

R93, if I can make a billion from Datalounge I can see how one could make it from tequila.

SNL would never tolerate anything like this from a black comedian. Even if they we're mentally ill and depressed.

They'd be fired in a fucking heartbeat.

The truth or the matter is that the absolute last thing Pete Davidson needs or needed was fame. He clearly cant handle it.

I wonder what randy said to cindy, too bad I can't read lips.

They probably didn't see the paps, they have long lens.

I believe that 9/11 fund was worth over $7 billion dollars. And I just saw recently, where it's still paying money out the families and victims. So that's an ongoing thing.

Here we go loopty loo.

WHere did they get 7 billion dollars?

Maybe Randy and Cindy heard Pete took Kaia out to lunch and they panicked she might have eaten.

Has his friend John Mulaney commented?

R15 he has never had to work for his success. I feel bad, Lorne Michaels put him on SNL.

she could very well have a drug problem. I wouldn't be surprised. Pills at the very least.

They are drug buddies.

Shit like this is why I'm glad I've never had kids.

Lots of people have drug problems. But Pete is also a talentless jerk.

R103 That outfit is simply.... unfortunate.

R102 It's probably federal funds. Because otherwise, I don't know where they'd get it. And probably the airlines put money up too. The reason for the fund was to compensate families who lost loved ones and victims of the tragedy. It was only if they agreed not to sue the airlines and other agencies who could be help accountable for what happened.

The fund was started 11 day's after the attack. They moved very quickly to get it set up. To avoid any major lawsuits.

He sounds damaged. Run Kaia, run!

That girl has her own apartment at age 18? What do they expect?

They are the worst parents imaginable.

Show business is not for everyone. Pete is a great example of why it's not. Everyone cannot handle fame and $$$.

There were a lot of charities that gave out money to the victims and their families. My memory is foggy but I think all families got at least 1 million each, the federal money was not distributed until later...and they got more money on top of that.

I don't know much about his previous relationships, but it really sounds like he's not ever going to get over Ariana. I'm still creeped out by his joke that he replaced her birth control pills with Tic Tacs so she can't go anywhere.

He needs to be fired. Lorne Michaels is just enabling him! Poor Cindy. She is closeted lez but does love her kids. Has anyone else noticed Clooney is completely out of favor?

The federal government decided that these specific victims deserved to receive huge payouts of billions from the public. It symbolized the whole somewhat irrational, nationalistic response. It always struck me that so many people suffered horrible deaths - including tens of thousands from AIDS in the preceding two decades - and no one said their suffering demanded not just some financial support but a huge trust fund.

He's a Borderline, R115. They're voted 'Most Likely to End Up Being Obsessed Stalkers After Break-ups', every year. He'll be mentioning Grande inappropriately and getting triggered by pics/news of her for the rest of his life.

I am luridly curious as to what would happen if Pete Davidson and Rose M. started dating. I feel it would be spectacularly entertaining.

Whenever I see Rande or George out in their Casamigos shirts I always think it's staged. Interesting he's wearing his when the laps are out. This smells of a publicity stunt for all of them.

Do you have a link to that rumor, R46? Think the Twitter link goes to a snap of the billboard. Thanks.

R117 I feel your pain.

If they were poly with Rain Dove, perhaps.

Pete and Asia would be hot together.

I meant when the paps are around

Is he even getting real help for his issues? Every year he is having some meltdown about a girl or some bullshit.

He needs to switch teams and let a professional bottom ride his dick the right way, I bet he would be a happier person!

He loves the attention, you can just tell, he hinted that he was going to rehab in the last episode of SNL.

He's a fucking drama queen. he probably threatened the kill himself if the girls broke up with him etc.

In the age of hyper coverage of celebrities via, social media and tabloid media. We know way to much about Pete's life outside of SNL. Shit like this would have been a huge entertainment scandal decades ago, and it would have been covered up too.

Now this shit is just normal, and the public is desensitized to it. A celebrity constantly having a meltdown in public is not a good look. Their supposed to be public entertainment figures who entertain us, and where not supposed to know all of this stuff about them. This is the kind of stuff that should be written about in a juicy celebrity tell all book 25-30 years from now. But instead, this kind of drama plays out on a weekly basis on social media.

But I guess this is what it is in the 21st century, in Hollywood and Washington.

R124 Ezra Miller could join in. You just know he'd be happy to have a new member of the Polycule.

Pete's first bit on SNL was about guys giving other guys blow jobs. It pretty much made his SNL career.

They really were cute together. She was the first person who ever calmed his inner demons and he was happy and smiling all the time. You can see how sweet she is with him and other people around them in this video. Now he just seems angry and bitter.

Rande? Wasn't it spelled Randy 20 years ago? Did he change it?

R130 the issue being that it’s not (or shouldn’t have been) her job to do that. But I get it, I have that martyr complex too. Showing up at his place of work after the breakup to Do a wellness check on him is totally something I would have done at 25.

A huge cut cock can be helpful in overlooking a slight mental instability.

[QUOTE]Rande? Wasn't it spelled Randy 20 years ago? Did he change it?

"Randys" get automatically upgraded to "Randes" once they make a billion dollars.

Pete Davidson has collapsed!

I was trotting along and suddenly

it started raining and snowing

and you said it was hailing

but hailing hits you on the head

hard so it was really snowing and

raining and I was in such a hurry

to meet you but the traffic

was acting exactly like the sky

and suddenly I see a headline

PETE DAVIDSON HAS COLLAPSED!

R135 wtf?

I'm also curious if there's a source for the rumor about him getting triggered by the Ariana billboard in Times Square

I think he could be a good Peter Parker when they remake the series for the ninety seventh time.

He's ugly as fuck, I would never pay a single cent to see anything he's in.

Why the hell is an 18 year old dating a 26 year old, even if she's a model?

I agree R139. And he looks 40 on a bad day. Does he have any other kind? Dude's a junkie villain, not a superhero.

If I may, "Sketched out eyes" might have bee the intended phrase? I'm not certain though. Something about this whole story seems off, as usual with celebrities. I was always kindof hoping Miss Kaia would grow up relatively unscathed. Too bad. I, too, do not see the connection for these two.

R135 I want to have a coke with you.

R135 I want to have a coke with you.

I lol’d when I saw Fingo at R51...

[quote]I believe that 9/11 fund was worth over $7 billion dollars.

No, no, NO!!! It was either worth $7 billion or 7 billion dollars. Are you fucking retarded? Were you not paying attention in elementary school? Why do you say "dollars" twice? You do know that "$" is a dollar sign, right? Why, then, would you add the word "dollars" to it? Seriously, why? What you're saying is "7 billion dollars dollars." Cut it out!

R142, the connection is she’s an anorexic model, and the only way she can completely stop eating is to take drugs. Davidson is probably made out of drugs by this point.

R146 = triggered.

Who do you think spends more time on the crapper? Pete with his Crohn's or Kaia taking laxatives to get her weight down? I bet they have nice toilets with bidets though.

Maybe Kaia was trying to scratch her own eyes 👀 out because she couldn’t believe how old Cindy & Rande suddenly looked?

PR stunt.

If it wasn't for nepotism, Kaia wouldn't have ever gotten near a modelling agency. She doesn't have the bone structure for it at all, hate to say.

Meanwhile, her brother has the bone structure but not the height (he's supposedly 6' but that's short by male model standards).

R153, Pete did runway modeling for a bit this year and he wasn't half bad. He has the height and body for it.

Kaia can’t weigh more than 70 pounds.

It shows you how hard up SNL is for talent. Druggie, suicidal, unfunny drama queen.

In the picture posted by R152, Kaia looks a lot like Pete.

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to hell with the daughter, the son Pressley looks HOT HOT

And yet no pete dick pix????? wtf?

Kaia loves the fast lane, but she better take the next off ramp because she’s on the highway to hell!!

Kaia looks sickly. Nowhere near as beautiful as Cindy in her prime. Zero sex appeal, purely editorial, if that. Her ears are huge and it's obvious her body was never meant to be that thin.

Drugs. And lots of them. Wait until they hit 30. Oh, to be young and able to live HARD without it showing...

Cindy always seemed so level-headed, especially by model standards (especially compared to her peers like cokehead Kate Moss, psycho Naomi, et. al.).

Never imagined she'd turn out to be one of those fucked-up stage parent types.

My reaction to this whole affair.

I agree there's something staged about it, r120. I follow the whole family on Instagram and just in general and never see Rande wearing a Casamigos shirt, yet here Rande is with his jacket open to reveal his Casamigos hoodie.

Also, despite everything said in this thread, Kaia is actually very level-headed and smart, Pete is the total opposite of the kind of guy she'd date if she were into guys. They got another beard for her for a couple of weeks at the beginning of the year and that was so obviously a fake, staged thing. The girl she was dating for a while, on the other hand...

Rande and Cindy probably told Pete that the gig was up and he freaked out.

Young man becomes rich and famous far too quickly and takes lots of drugs. Can’t keep it together long enough to make bank, probably. In the meantime, the more of a car crash he is the more he gets press. May not end well.

Never seen that before.

Pete has publicly stated that he was diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder. Don't know why the news articles don't carry that. It explains everything about him. Including all the girls he gets. It's the combination of bad boy whose open about being a wounded bird that love bombs intensely.

I bet the parents are there over some Borderline Personality Disorder drama. I swear theres nothing worse than dating a BPD dude. That's why I avoid twinks. Most of them have it..

Kaia likes to burn the candle at both ends. But this is Pete Davidson, Kaia, and that candle is a stick of goddamn dynamite 🧨

Kaia Gerber has been in love with pop star Harry Styles since she was 13. She even persuaded her parents to befriend him and he has holidayed with the family every summer in Canada since 2014. Alas, Harry's type is women/men a few years older than him, so he has only ever seen her as a friend, and seems fonder of her parents and brother than he is of her.

Pete is the same age as Harry and Kaia hopes that by dating him, Styles will see her as a option.

R168 That is the retarded girl scenario of the year. Just for a moment imagine that is accurate. Shudder.

Harry Styles has a horror of teenage fangirl types after all those years in 1d.

[QUOTE] They got another beard for her for a couple of weeks at the beginning of the year and that was so obviously a fake, staged thing.

And here we have a post from the psychotic Welp Troll. EVERYONE in Welpie's world is GAY and BEARDING including Davidson, an obvious pussy hound. He was dating 48 year old Kate Beckinsale before Kaia.

Women love his height, his full lips, huge tongue (great for sticking up inside them, which women ADORE) and his huge cock, and his manic sense of humour. Not hard to see the appeal.

All of it looks staged, not jiust last nite.

Do we think he fucked Kate?

[quote]A celebrity constantly having a meltdown in public is not a good look.

WTF are you talking about, R170? He didn’t say Welp at all in his post. It’s disturbing that you stalk people on an anonymous board. I always get so creeped out.

I thought Davidson made a public announcement about going into rehab on the last SNL.

He did, R174. He obviously has not left yet.

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The Harry Styles/Megan Markle paid to post SS troll seems to have understandable sensitivity that Kaia might be in a pr rx.

He is so effective at his work I am shocked, shocked I say that Travolta has not hired him away. His contempt for our intelligence is laughable.

Wonder if he gets OT for posting on Saturday?

Cindy Crawford would probably not have made it as a model these days. Too athletic and curvy and her face was too pretty. They seem to be aiming for the alien and emaciated look these days. We are bombarded with that look. Even the Victoria’s Secret shows in the 90’s had healthy looking women. Now it’s girls with no body fat, six packs, and implants. Glad that show has dissolved. On another note I have no idea why the Gerbers would have ever let their kids go down the show biz path. The boy had a DUI in his Tesla and has disappeared pretty much, along with his neck tattoos and the daughter appears starved to death. I don’t think any of this is Pete’d fault if it is even a real relationship to begin with. He is an admittedly tortured soul and addict but women and their families like that he makes good press for them all. I heard Kaia was gay too, just like her parents.

It never fails to amaze what children of celebrities will get up to, and with whom. I guess regular kids would do the same if they had access the same types of situations and people the celeb kids do. I'm also amazed that this girl's parents didn't do everything they could to get the girl to stay away from a well known mental case.

If Kaia wants to play with real fire 🔥,she’s going to get burned! But, she might as well start HERE and now!

WTF is wrong with these young girls who think they can do what no one else has done before them..."rescue" someone who is obviously mentally ill and beyond their capabilities to change? Does she really, rationally feel that no one else cares about him or "understands him" the way she does? He daddy needs to have a sit down with her. She's lucky she is close to her parents.

The line in that DM article, "but he loves her..." is bullshit. Pete latches on to anyone will throw him a life line.He definitely needs to be institutionalized at least for 6 months, and put on meds. He does not need to be in any relationship. And honestly, where the hell is his mother? I thought he lived with her? I guess there are laws that probably limit what anyone can do for someone who is obviously unstable and very ill.

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Can someone link to the tweet that suggested that Pete was set off by the billboard in Times Square?

I just saw a tweet to a picture of the billboard. TIA.

both kids seems super fucked up. They are horrible Nar parents.

What a nice couple Rande Gerber and George Clooney make.

I remember Ariana was blamed for him being suicidal, and now she's being blamed for this too? Really? Pure sexism.

The Harry Styles/SS troll popping up here is curious. HS is tight with the Gerbers, super tight with the parents, some would erm, say, since he was a teen. SS likes their clients to be pallsy wallsy, wonder...

Seems like more of a borderline pretext, R187, his TRUE love and drama, etc.

We are not responsible for the behavior of other adults.

Lots like to run to his rescue, where oh where is Machine Gun Kelly? Perhaps enjoying his holls and does not feel like swooping in again?

Pete is fine, borderlines are just like this, or it is all staged for pr. The story got very widely circulated very quickly last night. It just reminds people what shit parents Randy and Cindy have always been and how Kaia is emaciated and looks happiest with girls - if that was the goal, well done. With what everyone knows about that industry and what it fronts for, shoving a 15 year old into it is the opposite of protective.

Oh, and Pete is still a mess, but since he just told the world he was off to rehab, it is not news. Maybe the Gerbers are gonna pay for part of it for getting so many of their pics in the papers?

I have it on good word that Pete went ballistic after a fight with Kaia after she walked in on him splitting open her equally damaged brother Presley like a cantaloupe.

Pete is ugly as sin.

What is up with all that awful eye shadow he wears?

Looks like a raccoon.

He does have nice lips for a white guy. When I first saw him I thought he was biracial or something. He can suck my dick anytime.

What would Jane Wyatt’s reaction have been if Elinor Donahue had brought this creature home to meet the parents?

His eyes are supposed to be a symptom of his Crohns disease. Dunno.

Presley is a Pete wanna be. DUIs, a pot tatoo on his HAND and an eating disorder skinniness. A+ parenting from the too busy getting their freak on to be parents Gerbers.

Why the tequila?

Wasn't the Gerber baby food a big enough business for them?

Cindy looks like Medea in that shot.

Cindy has been around a lot of creepy shit. The nanny story is odd AF.

Not the same Gerber family.

With the sleaze of the modeling and nightclub industries, the trajectory of the spawn is really to be expected.

Randy looks more and more like Doogie Howser to me as he ages. Cindy does herself NO favors being photographed near her young daughter.

I am surprised that Kaia has such nice hair at that weight. Presley did not get the height and is really a mess too.

I saw the what he said on SNL, the word "rehab" didn't come up, merely said he was going away to a place where there is no smoking or phones or something similar...he was joking about it, not a serious tone.

She's young and stupid.

He probably turns on his charm in the beginning, to be friends with her, drug/fuck buddies etc. I think he's probably a good listener...I don't think all women are into the dick. They are more into the person, if he can listen and "understand" their problems etc. I don't believe he has a big dick. He may have a magic tongue judging from the pictures.

Plus she's young, she's experimenting...

I don't believe it's a staged pic...just because he's wearing his logo sweats?

He knows he's gonna be papped when he's with the wife...of course he's gonna give the liquor free PR.

There was more detail, R200. Think he said it cost $100k, insurance pays part, they take your shoelaces and phone and you have a roommate. Pretty sure he was talking about rehab. Admit to a psych unit is another possiblility.

Have any other male celebs spoken about having BPD?

Kaia is dating Pete to get a former boybander to notice her? Did that check your requirement to bring up your client in totally unrelated threads, SS troll? Back to your Tumblr blog with your ludicrous fanfic. Your shift will be over soon.

These kind of photos are often arranged, just a hint. Many celebs are consistently photographed by the same agency, not a coincidence.

Randy and Cindy have sold photos since the kids were little. With all that happened to Kaia, you would think they would have been more protective. It is not as though they need the money. All egos, career and narcissism. Kids had no chance to be normal.

..........

They both need rehab. Pete for drugs and mental issues. And her the eating disorder she clearly has. Christmas with Crawford's.

Didn't need to say 'welp'. It's enough that he said she was a 'lez' and it all looked 'staged'. As if dating Pete would be a good PR move for Kaia, and he has had to cope with pedo accusations, so a bad look for him too.

Presley and Kaia are very good-looking by regular standards, and would be even more so at a healthy weight. I agree that neither got Cindy's IT factor, and of course she also hit with just the right look at just the right time. If Rande and Cindy had any real brains, they would have encouraged the kids to stay in school and pursue non-celebrity careers, where they could parlay their connections and good looks into successful, stable lives. Neither will be happy trying to pursue Cindy's level of fame, as the genes and the timing are all wrong.

This guy is so ruthless.

^^^ (wrong thread. oops)

Yeah, remember when everyone was so fascinated by Cindy dropping out of Northwestern just shy of a chemical engineering degree? She'd always talk about going back to school to finish it and how much she valued education. It was all bullshit.

Kaia isn't stupid, boo.

the kids had a fight and the girl scratched the guy's eyes !

Today's 18 is last century's 13. What do parents expect if they hand their daughter over to a modeling career, living alone in NYC, and trust that her adolescent brain will take care of things? Kaia is the product of a family that prizes appearance over everything. She might as well be in an Edith Wharton novel; except there she'd be chaperoned. Whatever happened to parents wanting their children to be more than they were. As in, educated and a bit higher on the social ladder than the child of bobbleheads.

You can't make kids do what they don't want to do. They wanted to model ffs. They are millionaires already at a young age.

They also worked helped out in their dad's company when younger.

Nobody is perfect. At least they didn't have all kinds of plastic surgery to fuck up their bodies and faces.

The girl definitely has a drug problem, if she's even hanging out with Pete.

He's a broken soul! She wants to save him! It's romantic!!! It's passionate!!!! "He NEEDS me!!!!!"

She's starring in a movie that she's writing in her head!!!!!

She's a typical teenager.

She's yet to learn to run the other way when you meet a guy like this! He's too much work.

[quote] Now it’s girls with no body fat, six packs, and implants.

In real modeling (runway, etc.), the girls don't have implants.

Breast implants, I mean. No breast implants.

Having a monster in your pants will do that to anybody. I heard it's unbelievable.

They do seem horrible. The boy should be at Bard and Kaia at Bennington. WTF are they thinking?

[quote]I heard it's unbelievable.

Yeah? Where did you hear that? From Pete or Datalounge.

Well known Twitter reply from the ex', Ariana, R221, to a direct inquiry as to size and girth. Girl guessed it was 10", but admitted to not having a tape measure. Where have you been?

[QUOTE] I heard Kaia was gay too, just like her parents

And people say the Welp Troll isn't on the thread? EVERYONE is gay according to this loser. Gay, closeted and bearding frantically. As if an 18 year old girl needs a beard. Muriel, please ban this psycho.

[QUOTE] is dating Pete to get a former boybander to notice her? Did that check your requirement to bring up your client in totally unrelated threads, SS troll? Back to your Tumblr blog with your ludicrous fanfic. Your shift will be over soon.

Here it is again, that Welp Troll fucker. Always accuses anyone who doesn't believe the whole of LA and London is gay and bearding of being a PR Troll and talks about shifts and payments.

Rumors have been out there for years about Cindy's orientation. Lots of gossip about behavior at parties, threesomes, etc., during her marriages and from her peers in the industry. If an 18 year old needs a beard, perhaps mama was the one playing that game? Kaia would be better off without any games and without the drama of a boyfriend batting zero in the sanity department.

Rande seems obviously bi leaning towards gay, to me, but I don't know these people and only read gossip blogs and see their PR; proving that negative attention is better than none. Nepotism has its price.

r225 The rumors about Cindy being gay are because she married Richard Gere. The rumors about him were so rampant because of the fake gerbil story that everyone speculated that they had a lavender marriage. Those rumors dogged them so much (and this was pre internet) that eventually their marriage collapsed. They actually did a Barbara Walters interview just to address the speculation (which just made everything worse.) I don't believe she is a closet gay, just like I don't believe Richard Gere is gay (nor is he a rodent lover.)

This thread is rancid with fraus.

Here's something to ponder: What if your parents got you an apartment in Manhattan when you were 18 and you could do whatever the hell you wanted? It's no surprise that this girl is a little fucked up.

One story does not a rumor deny, R226. That's an old and stupid one and pretty much everyone on the DL knows who started it and why. Boring.

There are lots more about Cindy out there that are anything but boring.

What the hell are these parents doing buying an 18-year old an apartment in NYC while they live on the West Coast? Is it legal? Yes, of course. Is it smart? Hell no! Kaia can base herself on the West Coast for th3 next couple of years. Cindy and Rande get your fucking brains out of your asses and move your daughter back home.

Wow - age is a bitch. I thought that was Kaitlyn Jenner at first.

Pete should get a contract with Maybelline to promote that eyeshadow he is always wearing.

Actually, R232, I think they'd be more interested in paying him NOT to mention their brand.

Kaia Gerber is already severely fucked in the head. She’s anorexic. Then she gets with that BPD guy, and of course there’s going to be trouble.

These people FIND each other. He’s never going to be with a healthy, well-adjusted woman because he wouldn’t be attracted to one. And vice versa.

What the fuck was the deal with Kate Beckinsale?

[quote]What the hell are these parents doing buying an 18-year old an apartment in NYC while they live on the West Coast? Is it legal? Yes, of course. Is it smart? Hell no! Kaia can base herself on the West Coast for th3 next couple of years. Cindy and Rande get your fucking brains out of your asses and move your daughter back home.

She's 18 and making enough as a model to buy or rent her own apartment. At best they could threaten her trust fund/inheritance but that's about it.

r229

"That's an old and stupid one and pretty much everyone on the DL knows who started it and why."

I don't understand your reply, nor do I know who you're referring to.

"There are lots more about Cindy out there that are anything but boring. "

Please elaborate.

R237, Gerbil story is an old stupid rumor.

It would take too long to retell the whole thread that was posted here, but I'll throw you a bone and tell you start at 'Lords of Flatbush'

Have fun googling Cindy.

The idiot invirg flyover frau who thinks 18 year olds shouldn't live on their own needs to die in a fire.

He does not have a 10 inch cock ffs.

You guys believe everything you read on the internet...I have a bridge to sell you!

The famous voicemail after one of Pete's meltdowns.

Evidence of sizemeat hereby requested.

Pete doesn't have a 10 inch dick AND he doesn't wear eye shadow. This discoloration around his eyes is from heroin use. That's why it's sometimes more noticeable than others. Some antipsychotic meds give people that look too. Has nobody here known or been a junkie before? Pete is a classic junkie. And so perhaps is Kaia Gerber.

They are definitely doing drugs together. That's why the concern parents are here to intervene.

And how would you know what a classic junkie is, R243, or how long that shlong is? You then go on to say his meds may be doing the shadowy eye thing for him.

You're all over the map, hon. Maybe you forgot some meds yourself?

Cindy has had rumors regarding her sexuality in the modelling industry for years even before Gere. I heard about her dalliances with women back in the late 80’s.. Rande has many as well. I think they are both bi. It doesn’t matter though. What does is that their kids are clearly messed up any way you look at it. With Rande’s good breeding and Cindy’s high intelligence I expected more I guess.

No HON. I know what I know R245. Some of us actually live life. You're a lonely bored internet bitch making up stories about people and things you don't understand. Pooey.

Kaia might not be interested in college now, but perhaps she would have been if her mother had emphasized education when the girl was little instead of pushing her out in front of the cameras as soon as she could. A child raised to value beauty and fame over everything else isn't going to care about higher education, and that's all on the parents. She was ten in the Versace ad below. Ten.

[quote] Porn star Jenna Jameson claimed that Cindy Crawford allegedly tried it on with her. "I kept getting a weird vibe from her," Jameson wrote in her book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star. "I knew what it meant, because I'd experienced it so many times before, but I kept dismissing it. It couldn't be true; she was Cindy Crawford. When I turned my back... Cindy reached over and rubbed the back of my neck. "Ooh", she cooed. "Look at your beautiful tattoo." She touched my neck so softly and sensually.

I do think Cindy Crawford is gay or bisexual. George Clooney always seemed gay to me as well.

Well, being a big lez is another thing Cindy had in common with Gia Carangi, I suppose.

Cindy is not straight. She's bi at the very least.

Oh please, they all have orgies and threesomes.

Gia Carangi is only famous for being a dead AIDS junkie. She was never much of a model. Her career lasted about 2 years. Cindy was one of the greatest models of all time. Kaia is just an ordinary looking girl with huge ears, anorexia and a growing heroin habit.

Remember this?

Remember this?

R235-according to Blind Gossip it was all just a PR arrangement.

What is he, the only available straight man in the business? That must be some cock. He's not even good looking otherwise.

Cindy used to claim she had a brain and walked away from an engineering scholarship to so some prestige school.

0/2 attendance of college by her kids is a Shonda.

I liked Cindy so much until she opened her mouth and I heard her speak for the first time. There was a weird tone deaf monotone quality to her voice that was a total turn off. And nothing has ever given me the impression that she is highly intelligent. I think the "rocket science" thing was PR bullshit. It was something to make her seem interesting.

That said, I agree, she is probably the best of all the super models EVAHHHHHHHHH!

[quote]Cindy’s high intelligence

The whole “studying chemical engineering” or whatever at Northwestern was a bunch of tosh pushed by Elite to make her seem high class.

This is what wikipedia says:

[quote]Crawford graduated from DeKalb High School in 1984 as valedictorian.[10] She earned an academic scholarship to study chemical engineering at Northwestern University, which she attended for only one quarter. She dropped out in order to pursue a full-time modeling career.

I don't think you can be completely book-dumb if you're at the top of your class and get a scholarship at Northwestern. Doesn't mean she is smart or sensible in other ways, though.

Randé is Jewish. I mean really! And Kaia looks Jewish to me.

Yes, R252, but Cindy owed her initial career to her resemblance to Carangi, whose look was still in demand though the woman herself was not. Cindy's nickname in her early years was "Baby Gia."

Welcome to our thread, Carangi Stan!

Cindy was even made up to look like Gia in some of her early modeling pics. This one from 1984 seems quite Gia-influenced.

Gia 1981

Cindy 1984

Ha, R264 I am not THE Carangi stan, but I suppose I'm A Carangi stan.

cluster b's date each other. So do addicts. If she is dating this guy, she is beyond fucked up.

But she made the gross decision to keep that disgusting growth on her face all those years until she FINALLY got mole reduction surgery!!!! That rotting skin tag was trying to commit suicide off her upper lip and she would not let it go!!!! It was such a turn off!!! Thank got for photo shop so they could make that thing look presentable, instead of like the parasitic twin that it was!!!

R260 Studying "chemical engineering" sounds like Pete's GF. Someone needs to commit his crazy ass.

R265 etc, that's what everyone looked like in the early 80s. Hair and makeup styling was inevitably going to be similar between them.

Kaia doesn't look anorexic at all. You don't see bones and knobs sticking out everywhere - she's got typical 18 yo softness around her elbows and knees, for instance. Of course she's thin. She also has legs longer than 99% of the population. And they are not anorexic legs.

Of course they swing. 🙄

Cindy's been a pretty smart businesswoman over the years--she even has her own line of furniture these days. But it seems as if she's raised her kids with no more values than to keep pursuing fame like she and her husband did. Only once in a while does a second-generation showbiz kid eclipse the parents. For every Michael Douglas or Gwyneth Paltrow, there are dozens of Rumer Willises and Jayden Smiths.

Hope he dies. Serious.

R268, you're way overstating. She's 18; any 18 yo can get caught up with a personality disorder; doesn't mean she has one herself. Doesn't even mean she is codependent, which is probably more common.

But it wasn't a coincidence, R271. The Gia biography Thing of Beauty talks about how Cindy got her foot in the door because of her resemblance to Gia, and was made up to look like her in some early shoots. I'm not disputing that Cindy had a much, much bigger career than Gia ever dreamed of, but her big break DID come because she looked like Gia.

r273 That's bad luck. You best recant or the Karma Curse is going to get revenge on you!

To quote this website:

[quote]In 1986, Cindy Crawford came on the scene essentially as a more polished version of Carangi and was nicknamed "Baby Gia." She even admitted to Playboy in an interview that many of her gigs were from those who admired Carangi and were hoping to replace her.

R275, fair enough! But when I ever see Crawford, I only ever see Crawford (and same wayyyy back in the day). They just looked like a couple of pretty brunettes (among thousands of others) to me, not really resembling one another and the eyes in particular look so different (to my eye).... I'm sure I'm discounting the "presence" factor, though.

Don't fucking lie Gia STAN! You're about to ruin this thread. FUCK OFF. Gia Garageme was a dumpy butch Italian chick. Without a face full of makeup, she wasn't even attractive. Your use of CAPS and answering your own posts always give you AWAY. Don't pollute this thread with crap about Gia. She's an AIDS casualty who had a brief career as a model. She was a complete DICK in real life and not at all glamorous or interesting. The END.

I agree, R278, that Cindy was 5 times the model Gia was, and she was far more professional in terms of how she handled her career.

What's interesting is that Gia's legend is always about what a groundbreaking model she was, turning the look of the period from almost exclusively blonde and All-American to darker and more exotic. But Janice Dickinson came on the scene earlier and lasted longer. And, you could argue, looks more like Cindy than Gia did.

Calm down, R279. Have a bath and a nap or something.

[quote] Kaia doesn't look anorexic at all. You don't see bones and knobs sticking out everywhere - she's got typical 18 yo softness around her elbows and knees, for instance. Of course she's thin. She also has legs longer than 99% of the population. And they are not anorexic legs.

I do think Kaia Gerber has an eating disorder. Time will tell, I guess.

She definitely has an eating disorder. She wasn't that bony a few years ago. You can't blame it all on a growth spurt.

Hélas now DL has Pro Ana trolls.

she has a drug problem.

Janice Dickinson was unbelievably stunning and exotic looking. A true beauty. Her looks were ahead of her time. There have been many threads about her. Cindy was about just about the most naturally pretty woman of her time. Her face and lips and eyes were beautifully shaped, her coloring was lush and shiny, her body was gorgeous, healthy and athletic.

Gia resembled a young Ernest Borgnine.

Cindy and Rande should've kept Kaia at home for a few more years instead of letting her live on her own. She's clearly not mature enough.

Left by Ari or Pete, R241?

I agree that Kaia cannot be sober or well adjusted if with the notorious Davidson.

Look at Ari and her choices of Davidson or Miller.

R286, I will prove I am not the Carangi stan by agreeing with all of your main points. My only point was that Cindy got some early breaks due to her resemblance to Gia. And yeah, going by the biography I read of her, she was kind of a shitty human being.

JANICE DICKINSON WAS THE FIRST SUPER MODEL, YOU BITCHES!!! HOW DARE YOU EVEN BREATH THE NAME GIA AND SUPERMODEL IN THE SAME SENTENCE! I HAD BEEN WORKING FOR YEARS BEFORE THAT LITTLE GUTTER RAT CRAWLED ONTO THE COVER OF SEVENTEEN!!!

Ok let's just all agree that Cindy was the prettiest on the planet at one time and get back to the topic here...geesh.

Meh. Twiggy, Cheryl Tiegs and Lauren Hutton were all huge before Janice. And nobody called Janice a "supermodel" when the public became aware of the category.

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r292 UM EXCUSE ME? JANICE DID!!!!

There's an idea for a thread: Who was the first true supermodel?

'What if your parents got you an apartment in Manhattan when you were 18 and you could do whatever the hell you wanted?'

She bought her own apartment. She was signed to Chanel aged 15 and is one of the highest paid models on the planet. She's been working on high profile campaigns for three years.

R293 how old is the pic? Who is the boy? Does not look like her brother. She might have turned up the anoxia after that photo. Or if its a recent photo, she is doing better. She looked on death's door last year.

R293, based on her hair length, it looks quite recent.

Who is the teen boy? Cute perky nips.

she really is not doing well for a model with that amount of PR support behind her. She is not selling product, which is the only thing these companies care about.

As a model, Kaia has kind of a dark vibe. The most successful models, like Cindy and Kate Moss, are vibeless. You need that kind of sexy blandness to sell products.

She looks like a bat. And not a pretty one.

R302, 99.99999% of white women would kill to have a mouth like hers.

Kaia with heavy, smoky makeup: looks, as R302 put it, like a sickly bat.

Young Cindy with heavy, smoky makeup. Looks like Sophia Loren. That's the difference between a natural supermodel and a nepotism supermodel.

R305, Cindy wasn't 17 in that pic, was she? She looks a lot more "womanly" in the face than the terrible bat pic of her daughter.

That shoot was from 93, so she'd have been about 28. For a closer comparison, Cindy in 1983, when she was 18, is pictured below.

What's shocking is how badly Cindy has aged. She's only 53 but looks quite a few years older. Very hard-faced for a woman who never really partied and took good care of herself.

What's odd is in full-face pictures, you can see that Kaia got most of Cindy's features. Even the eyes are the same. But somehow on Kaia it just doesn't gel right.

Kaia is not half as pretty as Cindy was. And her body is awful, so skinny with massive broad shoulders and spindly legs that look like they're going to snap. Not like Cindy at all. Kaia is generically pretty at best. Her eyes are too close together and too asymmetrical.

I'm a fan of both and came of age when Cindy was huge.

Kaia looks fantastic in edgy dark disco looks: check her out in the mini black Versace at 0:50 or the sequence St. Laurent at 1:59: stunning. But in any other type of look, she doesn't work at all. Compare to her mother at her peak, who could wear just about anything and make it look good. Kaia is a girl born to be photographed by Helmut Newton, and nobody else.

*sequined St. Laurent

I humbly apologize R289. You could never be the Gia stan. You have taste and sense and your sanity. The best of everything to you. Happy New Year.

See your point, R312, agree.

The way she walks is also distracting somehow.

Kaia's eyes always appear very low in the head. She has a huge egg dome head.

Kaia Gerber's eyes are closer together than Cindy Crawford's (agree with R310). That's the big difference, face-wise. Eyes look more like the dad's. Seems like Cindy pushed the daughter into modeling rather than college.

Cindy looks like Caitlin Jenner, more and more.

Any word on Pete?

Rage and blackouts would be a LOT for any teen to cope with.

Unfortunately Randy and Cindy seemed dramatic, ineffectual, and promoting the uwu true love BS.

Good luck, Kaia. Run far from all of them and find something happy. You look disturbingly sad and blank.

Why does she have bags under her eyes? That's more distracting than them being too close together.

The rage alone ought to scare her off, R319. Sad it probably won't, though. At least for a while.

I wonder if he has given Kaia any STDs already. Maybe she shares some of those with Kate Beckinsale now?

Was Pete abused as a child?

Cindy just cant let fame go.

r282 weighs over four hundred pounds and has never been out of Indiana. Go waddle around the block, fraupotomous!

Cindy should offer Pete some of her patented French Melon extract. It is an ancient secret and the solution to all of life's problems.

what the hell is a "French melon". Or it is "melon extract" from France.

Some people, like myself, find the lanky, druggy looking guys like Pete to be sexy. The big lips and what I believe is in fact a very big dick, make him even more so. Yes, I know I'm damaged.

I suspect both were, R323.

With the whole blackmail photo thing, who knows WTF was going on with the caregivers Kaia was left with? Davidson lost his father in a horrific way at a young age. Childhood damage attracts childhood damage. Therapy people! Eating disorders and addiction are ways to feel a sense of control or escape.

[quote]Has nobody here known or been a junkie before?

No.

R329 The whole extortion scheme with the nanny was so bizarre and it's still not clear what that whole thing was about. I remember the story but it didn't make any logical sense.

Pete's dick is the only even theoretically interesting thing about him - unless maybe he has a nice ass.

r329 Pete went through psychological hell growing up is a drug addict and mentally unstable. Kaia lived a life of privilege in sunny southern california, attending private schools and jetting off to shop in Paris with her friends.

They are hardly "the same". She is in WAYYY over her head with him. She needs a nice surfer boy from a good family who loves golf and jetting off to Hawaii! THAT is her speed.

Have scantily clad (the description at the time) pics taken of you bound to a chair and gagged at a young age could fuck you up for sure. WTH was going on in that house? And until the whole supposed blackmail thing went down, were the parents so checked out that they did not know that kind of shit was being done to a 7 year old? When Kaia said it was a game, that sounds like she had been groomed for a long time. Then for that same kid to be put into a very dark world at age 10, who knows what she was exposed to or was around? I do not buy the Doris Day childhood line, R333. Look at the facts.

Davidson is a mess. I do not buy the pot only narrative.

Dr. Drew has said that almost all of his patients were abused as kids, many sexualy abused. Tends to manifest in cutting, anorexia and addiction.

He is too skinny to have a nice ass. Any VPL pics or ANY corroboration of the dick stories/rumors? Cuz if does not actually have that going for him either...

[R170],is tbat what you think women like? Tell us more please. I need another laugh.

It makes me LOL when people like r334 quote Dr. Drew.

r334 "Have scantily clad (the description at the time) pics taken of you bound to a chair and gagged at a young age"

What are you talking about?

And "Blackmail"? What blackmail?

Please, explain.

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Why, thank you very much, R314. I promise my interest in Gia Carangi is entirely the craning-at-a-car-wreck variety.

Anyhoo, I hope Pete has recovered from his upset. These BPD folks tend to flip moods pretty quickly.

Kaia will be gone by summer, and he'll be on to the next starlet. If things get too real, Rande and Cindy have enough sense to intervene. I'm not sure they care about their daughter's moral development, but they do care about her Q rating.

Pete got so furious at the waiters at Cafeteria in Chelsea when they played Ariana while he dining there.

For a comedian, he's awfully thin-skinned.

This family is so fucked up, then they add in this SNL loser. I mean really.

Tommy Dorfman Posts on here. He supports Pete.

Let's hope this stupid little Kaia child doesn't get some fucked up tattoo...or any tattoo for that matter.

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This thread was started yesterday and already has almost 400 replies so obviously there is something about these two that interests DL.

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She already has several tattoos, r345.

R336 - Here is another source, if you prefer. NIH.

In an in patient study of addicts, 81% of females and 69% of males reported physical &/or sexual abuse as a child. Still lol? More lol?

What a dark, screwed up family. These kids are doing no better than Jaden Smith. Are they all going to morph into Lindsay Lohan?

When I. saw Cindy Crawford`s picture her beauty products must not be working anymore because she clearly has had work done.

Randy and Cindy look quite hard for their ages. They have always used the kids for publicity, no keeping them from the public eye and letting them be kids.

Presley resembles Aaron Carter a bit.

R347 - gee I wonder. ne'er-do-well aging closeted playboy who lucked into hundreds of millions of bucks, a former genuine super model and her anorexic bat-adjacent daughter also a "super model" (in upside-down land), and a trashy jolie-laide beanpole horsehung strungout comic everyone loves to hate fuck.

Cindy has been looking bad for a while. The photos at link were 8 years ago.

The resemblance to 70 year old tranny Caitlin Jenner is commented on frequently.

Wonder if they have the same plastic surgeon for botox and fillers?

R354 sums it up

Apparently, cindy is still shopping around her idea about her story of modeling being dramatized on the small screen. She wants her daughter to play a character based on her. She took her daughter out of school to prepare for the pilot audition. To date, there are no takers, no networks, no platforms interested.

R357 I'm not surprised. Crawford was a very good model but her story has nothing particularly fascinating that would lend itself to dramatization.

Cindy was a horrendous actress. There's no evidence the bat-daughter would be any better.

R359 I had no idea Crawford had ever acted. Perhaps Kaya could play Batgirl in a Marvel film. She might surprise everyone.

I just remember her monotone voice on House of Style. I thought she was fucking kidding.

R355 Yikes, look at that eye drift! She is high as a kite in those pics!! Pills or heroin will do that you.

I don't think Kaia is living alone in New York. Cindy can't leave her side long enough for that, she might miss a photo op.

Is Pete into drag?

The bleached hair...heavy eye shadow....

The celebrity news cycle must be rather slow right now for us to be discussing this stunt queen Pete Davidson so much. He is approaching Jussie Smollett levels of assholery and delusion.

Poor Cindy, no amount of melon moisturizers will reverse the stress Kaia is putting her through!

Borderline

Personality

Disorder

You in danger, girl.

R357, at times I wish I had the...nerve, balls, chutzpah, steel, delusions, inflated sense of self...? to keep pitching something that no one wants to catch....

cindy and rande gay/bi, and they had kids.....only in hwood….

thE odds with the bookies of him being deceased in six months has evid gone up a lot....

PLACE UR BETS GIRLS

[QUOTE] ],is tbat what you think women like? Tell us more please. I need another laugh.

You clearly have one of those nasty, stumpy tongues, don't you?

[quote]I don't think you can be completely book-dumb if you're at the top of your class and get a scholarship at Northwestern. Doesn't mean she is smart or sensible in other ways, though.

The Northwestern thing was never verified; it’s not even verified on wiki, just being valedictorian. It’s easy to claim, but proof is wanting.

No updates at all? Just Gerber family drama in front of called photographers? Hmmm.

Davidson was thrown out. Mom and Pops showed up to fire him and then Skeletor showed up later to claim the place.

She looks stunning R312 but her walk is ridiculous. She's trying too hard to master the model face and bouncy walk and failing, especially when compared to the models before and after her.

Kaia reminds people of Cindy so she gets hired, but that won't last long. She just doesn't have the talent for it.

If she got some training, Kaia might be better off as an actress. She doesn't have the marketable sexy blankness a model requires, but her dark edge might serve her well in acting if she can tap into it. That was why Cindy was a fantastic model and a terrible actress: There was nothing much underneath her surface beauty.

Her eating disorder will get worse if she goes into acting and will probably end up in the nut house.

You're right, R374, her walk is terrible.

No word on Pete/his well being?

Hmmm...

R312 agree there is something loose in the knees. They seem wobbly and sometimes knock-kneed.

we are terrible to hope he has a sex tape before he dies. Maybe should date a nice waitress instead of a celeb who only likes him for a laugh and a big dick...

I wonder if he didn't have a dad die at 911, dated Arianna and other celebs , threatened to kill himself or didn't have a personatilty disorder if he would have been canned at SNL....

[QUOTE] Kaia reminds people of Cindy so she gets hired, but that won't last long. She just doesn't have the talent for it.

This is so funny. She's under contract to Chanel and Calvin Klein amongst others. Has made $3m from modelling already in just three years. Covered many different editions of Vogue. Walked for countless couture brands and was voted Model of the Year in 2018.

What I want to know, is how did Kaia end up tied to a chair, wearing “provocative” clothing, as a small child, followed up by a complete stranger having photos of this incident in his possession?

In my experience, as normal, well adjusted human beings, we have a natural barrier against bullshit. I imagine that barrier gets thicker, the moment we have children. Somewhere down the line, Cindy and Rande let their bullshit meters become uncalibrated, allowing their child to be placed in a position where she was hurt.

Why?

Because from my point of view, if my daughter becomes vulnerable to something like this, you can bet that there’s no way in hell that I go along with encouraging my daughter to starve herself to death, in order to “model”, as a teenager, nor do I expose her to a nest of vipers, or troubled and drug addled fuck ups who could do some great harm to her, such as Pete Davidson.

I completely understand that the world normal people live in, is completely different than the one wealthy celebrities live in. I’ve been exposed to both, and in depth. However, the game changes when kids come into the picture (no pun intended), and I am beyond puzzled as to why these two parents have allowed their kid run with wolves, when she herself, is clearly a lamb.

Fucked up. No two ways about it.

Ii just don't get celebrities. If I had their resources and children, I would find out what their passions are and move heaven and earth to help them actualize them. You're telling me no celebrity offspring ever become impassioned by serious scientific research? The visual arts? Kids have so much curiosity, and it seems all celebrities do is point them in the direction of modeling or acting. Rowan Farrow is an exception. I just don't understand why there aren't more like him - celebrity kids who went on to get the very best education and actually do something. Celebrities at their core are such hollow narcissists with no imaginations.

R382, you obviously know NOTHING about eating disorders. You can't force the kid to eat if they don't want to.

Kids are gonna do what they wanna do. Maybe she wanted to be like mom, to be a famous model, to be rich etc. who the fuck knows. As a parent, she probably tried to protect her and give her a chance to chase her dream.

You cannot have you cake and eat it too.

R382, Kaia became financially independent at 15 so what can the Gerbers do? Same with Kris Kardashian who could do nothing to stop 17 year old Kylie dating 25 year old Tyga, who had a baby with another woman and was also a junkie.

'Celebrities at their core are such hollow narcissists with no imaginations.'

It's the stupid Cluster B Troll, diagnosing everyone in Hollywood as a narcissist.

Kaia has an apartment in NYC because that is where most of the modelling jobs are and, as a neophyte model, she needs to do tons of jobs before she can pick just the few she wants.

Her latest IG post, about loving nature.

'Kaia has an apartment in NYC because that is where most of the modelling jobs are and, as a neophyte model, she needs to do tons of jobs before she can pick just the few she wants.'

She's not a fucking neophyte model! She got her first contract with Chanel, as the face of their Daisy perfume, aged 15. She works all the time on huge brands and won Model of the Year in 2018. That doesn't go to newcomers. She is worth $3m already from modelling.which only happens if you get enormous deals.

r386, if not all, most celebrities are narcissists. Nobody else would waste their lives going through all the shit you need to do to become famous in the 21st century.

Sorry as it’s probably been covered on this site only a billion times...but why do we think Pete is well hung?

'Nobody else would waste their lives going through all the shit you need to do to become famous in the 21st century.'

What shit? Most of them do it for the money and the lifestyle. Narcissists are useless actors so you can rule that profession out. You sound really dumb.

R383 Shelley Winters' daughter became a doctor!

Fortunately for some, Pete has yellow skin with dark brown circles all around his eyes. Those black dilated pupils and BIG lips. Heroin addicts look so sexy when they're young and the kidney and liver are still functioning part time. The pale skin and bluish fingernails also give him away as a junkie. It's hardly conjecture. There are lots of semi functional heroin addicts. If they are young and have enough $$$. Kaia is looking a little dark around the eyes herself...

Lawrence Fishburn's daughter became a working PORN actress!

If Cindy put on 20-30 lbs she'd be beautiful again. A good old steak would help her more than a shit ton of plastic surgery and starving herself.

Cindy had her eyes done quite a few years ago. She'll never look like herself again.

Agree that Kaia's face is too ordinary for her to have done well in modelling if Cindy hadn't been her mother. Cindy had bigger, wider spaced eyes, broader cheekbones and a stronger jawline. She didn't need heaps of black eye make up to look good, as Kaia does. Her face had a serene harmony and balance that Kaia's lacks. In repose, Cindy looked calm and happy. Kaia looks bitchy and miserable.

The vast majority of white models have light coloured eyes. These photograph better and are considered more unusual.

Kaia is a much better model than Kendall Jenner, I’ll give her that. As for the walk, she’s probably trying to emulate the girls of her mom’s generation and at least she gets an A for effort to bring some energy to the runway. So many models today walk with no distinctive movement at all and look as if they are filing towards a prison work camp.

Of all the current nepotism models, I actually think Gigi Hadid is the best. At least she brings some life and personality to her pictures and is able to successfully pull off a fairly wide range of looks. She reminds me a little bit of Carla Bruni.

Not that Gigi would have stood out in the true supermodel era of the late 80s and the 1990s. But by today’s standards she’s pretty good.

'Of all the current nepotism models, I actually think Gigi Hadid is the best'

Agreed! Gigi has to work hard to stay skeletal though. Bella is okay but her nose needed so much cosmetic work. Gigi has all her original features. Kendall has the brown eyes/brown hair that just isn't all that unusual.

The only "enormous" thing about Davidson is his teeth.

Where in the fuck did he get such a giant pair of chompers? He can hardly close his lips over those things!

Gigi Hadid definitely has more range than Kaia. She sometimes looks a bit like Tatjana Patitz, not as good of course but like she could be her kid sister.

R398 I agree. Kaya may be a dickmatized bat girl but she is still more interesting to look at than glassy eyed Ken-dull. She has a bit of a European type look, she could do a decent job modeling more sophisticated brands . Kendall looks like a girl you would see modeling Sears Juniors. Infinitely forgettable.

BIG DICK ENERGY(BDE) was invented by Pete and Ariana:

BDE is a quiet confidence and ease with oneself that comes from knowing you have an enormous penis and you know what to do with it. It’s not cockiness, it’s not a power trip — it’s the opposite: a healthy, satisfied, low-key way you feel yourself. Some may call this “oh he/she fucks” vibe, but that is different: you can fuck, but not have BDE. Some may call this “well-adjusted,” but we know the truth.

How do you know if you or someone else has Big Dick Energy: Well, there’s a certain gait — sort of like you’ve got a massive dick swinging around — but also a twinkle in the eye, like if you look right at that twinkle you can see a dick swinging in the eye. It’s that thing that makes people bogglingly attractive to others, like Pete Davidson. It also is reflected in the way others look at you. Like, you can see your own big dick swinging in their eye. Example, how Ariana looks at Pete “Big Dick” Davidson:

Pete has tall skinny junkie ugly white dude energy. If you read that article it also says that Cate Blanchett and Rihanna have big dick energy. So it's confirmed.

You know Pete has dick pics out there. Hackers, please get to work!

r404 nailed it. Thread closed. TIA.

[quote]This thread was started yesterday and already has almost 400 replies so obviously there is something about these two that interests DL.

Bullshit. More than 50% of the 400+ responses have been exclusively about Cindy Crawford and/or modeling in general. DLers are so easily derailed…

Agree R382. The press at the time was very odd. She was pushed into modelling just 2 or 3 years later.

20% of the posts are from me TRYING TO FIGURE WHAT THE FUCK THEY MEAN BY SCRATCHED UP EYES?!?

What screwy model or starlet will Pete fuck next? When this relationship is done in about a week of course. In thinking maybe Bella Thorne. He would actually be an upgrade from her previous boyfriends.

Edit :I'm thinking not in thinking.

He could do blackface and sodomise a Kardashian/Jenner?

I assume that if he was in a blackout BPD rage, as he has described as typical for him, he scratched at his eyes after becoming mifffed that there was a big billboard of Ari in Times Square.

The young gfriend, herself a traumatized survivor, did not know what to do, so the rents swooped in and daddio got him out of the building. He loves her is papa reporting some typical BPD love bombing phrase. It means little. He needs a psych unit more than rehab. Rehab sounds cooler tho.

Is Hayden Panettiere hot enough for him? Lindsay is too used up.

R389, Kaia is a neophyte model in that she's only been walking in fashion weeks for a couple of years and still needs to build up her client list, get a stronger body of campaigns and get more editorials/covers under her belt. Yes, she has a big leg up because of her mother but she needs to go beyond just relying on that and it's standard for the top young models to walk the big shows and do major campaigns. Kaia's peer group at link.

"Model of the Year" is a joke award that's more about who is the most celebrity model or can be made famous - which is not what all or even most high fashion models want.

You could say that this whole supposedly dating Pete thing is about generating more fame and hence more staying power for her as a model.

R389, Kaia is a neophyte model in that she's only been walking in fashion weeks for a couple of years and still needs to build up her client list, get a stronger body of campaigns and get more editorials/covers under her belt. Yes, she has a big leg up because of her mother but she needs to go beyond just relying on that and it's standard for the top young models to walk the big shows and do major campaigns. Kaia's peer group at link.

"Model of the Year" is a joke award that's more about who is the most celebrity model or can be made famous - which is not what all or even most high fashion models want.

You could say that this whole supposedly dating Pete thing is about generating more fame and hence more staying power for her as a model.

^ I mean, r388.

None of these young nepotism models will ever have anywhere near the level of success that the top women like Linda, Christy, and Naomi had back in the '90s. Even Cindy herself wasn't quite in that top-tier back then.

Dating Pete brings her fame? Like Hadid and Zayn? At least Zayn was pretty and he has talent, though quickly decaying through years of drugs.

R417, realistically no model will ever have the level of success of the models of the 90s. Those days are long gone.

meh, you never know. could happen again in the history of the world.

I think sex work and fashion might intertwine eventually. Say when there are extremely realistic sex robots and virtual reality Orgasmatrons. There could arise a new kind of supermodel with whom everyone in the world can have a realistic sexual relationship, for the right price. Or even a "friendship." And they might be so powerfully alluring they sell the merchandise that the models have always sold.

Bat girl would never qualify. Someone more like Cindy Crawford's body and beauty, or a Rihanna type would have universal appeal.

R420, when the current "supermodel" is a whore whose claims to fame are being pissed on in a video and being married to a closet case/nut case, there's little chance for a return to the traditional supermodel days.

However, there is something to be said for someone who actually looks like she enjoys a good meal.

Here's to hoping Davidson's in a straight jacket somewhere, being forced to detox and take the proper meds.

If he scratched his eyes out entirely, at least he can't ever be ~triggered~ by photos of his ex-girlfriend, again. Silver lining, there, buddy!

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R419 Such lies, deed you vorget about me? Before I am Vairst Letty, I was supermodel.

I was living in Chicago in the late 70s when Cindy started to make her mark as a model for some film festival there. The posters and ads with her images were just breathtaking. You knew you were looking at something special. She had a spark, and a personality. Her daughter, alas, although lovely, just doesn't seem to have that light or personality. perhaps that is because different times call for different affects? She seems competent in what I have seen her in, but not special. As for Davidson, how do we even know he is having a meltdown. The only thing I have seen im in is What Men Want, and he played a closet case sports agent, and was absolutely adorable and charming. He cleans up well. Maybe that drug addict look is just his style, his protective armor against fame. If he were truly as wasted as everyone thinks he is, he would not be insurable or employable. SO maybe it's just his schtick?

R426 you missed the most important v in that impersonation! Shoulda been "Before I vas Feerst Latey."

If you have to wear the stick figure triple zero sized sample clothes, you are not an in demand model. She is just a rich kid who wants to be a model, and very badly.

r429 has still never crossed the Indiana state border and clocked in at 520lbs on the industrial scale this morning.

r425, serotonin is produced in the stomach so probably.

asswipe's best buddy is the junkie ho machine gun Kelly....what do u expect?

[quote]What I want to know, is how did Kaia end up tied to a chair, wearing “provocative” clothing, as a small child, followed up by a complete stranger having photos of this incident in his possession?

I know a lot of people want to Q-Anon Pizza Pedo Ring this incident, but the more logical explanation is that the nanny who "played cops and robbers" with the kids to get the photo in the first place, along with a ransom note in the photo, was in on the blackmail scheme.

Hiring a terrible nanny who has poor (or no) references seems right up Cindy's and Rande's alley. They're self-absorbed and not nearly as smart as they should be.

I do not think anyone has suggested that the photos came about any other way, R433. Given what Kaia said though, it is possible that it was not a one off and it is certain that she was groomed over time. They appear not to have noticed signs of that or to have excersised adequate supervision. That kind of childhood experience can lead to a need for control, often manifested as eating disorders. Of course, Cindy exaccerbates that, both kids have always looked underfed, when that is not the body type of either parent.

Pete had a meltdown because he misplaced his eyeshadow.

Faye Dunaway should hire Pete as her wig assistant.

(getting the popcorn ready)

Kaia would be smart to attempt any other profession except modeling. She'll always stand in the shadow of her mother as a model. She would be better off as an actress (provided she has a spark of talent and got some training), as Cindy's acting credentials amount to basically one shitty movie.

This is what your fighting for...

Anyone know what brand eyeshadow Pete wears?

Chanel or cheap shit from Duane Reade?

He probably steals them off the set of SNL

The story at R338 is some seriously crazy shit. I have no idea what to even make of it. The "provocative clothing" part fucks me up the most. Where do you even buy provocative clothing that can fit a 7-year-old, and why does such a thing even exist????

The fact that they were so desperate to keep the pic from finding its way to the public says a lot. And someone else pointed out, Cindy and Rande's parental instincts must be non-existent.

Cindy is trying to relive her youth via her daughter: Trying to cast Kaia in a miniseries based on Cindy's own life is creepy. No wonder Kaia has an eating disorder. She'll never get better if she doesn't get away from her mother, get away from modeling, and establish her own identity.

For the many posters questioning why Lorne keeps him around, has it never occurred to you that maybe he gets to milk the donkey once in awhile?

I hate people like pete. they are pitiful. Just trying to milk the tragedy for ever and ever...just fuck off and move on already. Get over it already!

So shes gone to LA? To a BPD brain that's "abandonment". He's going to either threaten or attempt to kill himself or her. Thats the classic BPD episode. These people are fucking dangerous. She's lucky her parents have the means and ability to contain this. I don't know why people act like BPD is like a mood disorder like bipolar. These fuckers will ruin your life..

The way he's going, Pete Davidson won't see 30. I just read his Wikipedia page, and even going by what's supposed to essentially be a PR tool, he is deeply, deeply troubled.

yes, stay away from people like this. I friend got involved with a stripper like this, kept threatening to commit suicide if he wouldn't come over or other some stupid drama.

you don't need this shit in your life. the sex is NOT worth the hassle.

Unless he's as damaged as he is, Kaia will wise up. Pretty, privileged girls with wealthy parents usually walk away from shit like this smelling like a rose. There are exceptions, of course.

*unless SHE's as damaged as he is.

Agree, the girls he's dated are lucky they can all afford security after he calls them at all hours, wailing that he can't go on without them, that he's going to kill himself without them, when he's triggered (lmmfao) when he sees an ex move on/be successful), and on and on...

What. A. Fucking. Loser.

Since the careers of Ariana, Margaret, and even Kaia are all going gangbusters, he's going to be triggered a LOT. Is he going to slit his wrists every time he hears one of Ariana's songs or sees a film poster with Margaret's face or passes a newsstand with a magazine cover featuring Kaia?

Has Areola Grandé weighed in on any of this yet?

Who is Margaret ?

Margaret Qualley, who had featured roles in the Fosse/Verdon miniseries and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

I bet Larry David was glad to see him scram

Qualley is also Andie McDowell's daughter. She was good in Fosse/Verdon, but she was really excellent in Once Upon a Time. She played a very believable speed freak Manson family member.

I would love to see Iyanla fix Pete's life. Somebody please call his agent and make this happen. The culture NEEDS this!

I refuse to believe that anything begat by Andi McDowell can act.

Did he claw his eyes out or not?

Exactly @ R445. There is no therapy that can fix a personality disorder. There is no drug.

Quentin Tarentino probably could get a good performance out of anyone except himself. She was okay in Fosse/Verdon I didn't see. Ann Reinking in her at all and she didn't deserve an Emmy nomination.

Quentin Tarentino probably could get a good performance out of anyone except himself. She was okay in Fosse/Verdon I didn't see. Ann Reinking in her at all and she didn't deserve an Emmy nomination.

Pete doesn't really habe BPD. He only has a meltdown when he gets an erection, 'cause brain doesn't get enough blood when that happens.

[QUOTE] So shes gone to LA? To a BPD brain that's "abandonment". He's going to either threaten or attempt to kill himself or her. Thats the classic BPD episode. These people are...

Fuck OFF, Cluster B troll. He coped fine with Ariana touring ALL over the world, so why would this trigger him?

[QUOTE] So shes gone to LA? To a BPD brain that's "abandonment". He's going to either threaten or attempt to kill himself or her. Thats the classic BPD episode. These people are...

Fuck OFF, Cluster B troll. He coped fine with Ariana touring ALL over the world, so why would this trigger him?

Actually, people can be treated. Doubt he will ever be normal, but there can be improvement. I knew someone who did change after intensive DBT.

It was said that he scratched his eyes, not clawed them out. If he had clawed out his eyes he would not have been sitting in a car. It is the type of dramatic thing a borderline does when confronted with something they prefer not to see.

It is not work, R465, it is he r leaving and flying to the other coast after a fight. Of course that would trigger fears of abandonment in someone with BPD. Ari was in contact all the time, this is quite different. If you cannot see that, you are the troll.

R467, you're assuming that this is a real relationship.

R467, you're assuming that this is a real relationship.

R469 - fuck off, Welp Troll. It would be the worst PR relationship on the planet. He gets pedo accusations and she gets druggie ones. Nothing advantageous.

Not really a model guy, but I did grow up in the 90s when the supermodel was a big thing. Cindy was the queen. Not even close. I was a Naomi fan, fwiw. But this Kaia thing? She looks cute. But come on. She's nothing spectacular .

Poo Shoes is all over this thread.

Good ol' Poo Shoes, the footwear of DL legend.

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Who the fuck is Pete Davidson? Who made him a celebrity? He looks like a douche and probably tastes like one, too.

He must have a magic tongue and a magic dick, because all of his women, pushing-50-Kate-Beckinsale included, are way out of his league.

So much attention for someone who's been around for such a short time and has done so little. If he hadn't started out his SNL career wearing his my-daddy-died-in-911 crown, we wouldn't be talking about him today.

Thank you R477! That answers my question!

"Welp troll" and poo shoes accusations always make me LOL.

Kaia thinks, subconsciously, that this guy is just like her parents. Ha ha

R470, Kaia gets a "boyfriend", so she can appear straight, and some gossipy buzz about her, which is essential for a wannabe famous model, while Pete gets more "relevance" and gossip about his alleged BDF and allegedly being a babe magnet.

Kaia's been far away from her "boyfriend" in California with her family and real friends over the New Year's holiday. When Pete goes to stay at her family home in Malibu (as her ex-girlfriend did, both Malibu and Beverly Hills, and she also stayed in the Gerber place in Barbados and in Kaia's suite in Paris) then we can talk about Pete in serious terms as Kaia's boyfriend.

Pete Davidson starring in The Jacker!

'Kaia gets a "boyfriend", so she can appear straight, and some gossipy buzz about her, which is essential for a wannabe famous model'

Fuck off, Welp Troll. Stella Maxwell and Cara Delevigne are lesbians and are both doing very well. Nobody gives a fuck if an 18 year old female model is straight or not. You're an iidiot.

I think he's insane and untalented and likely not going to see 30, but a lot of you are discounting the interest his antics brings SNL among younger people who really couldn't care less about the other cast members.

R483 Cara and Stella are both bi.

R483 Cara and Stella are both bi.

Imagine thinking Cara D and Srella are bi. They've dated nobody but women for 8 years

R487 Except Stella dated an old photographer dude. But nice try. Also, dating one sex for few years doesn't make a bi person straight/gay I don't think you really know how bisexuality works.

I was a bit surprised that Cindy and Randy brought Kia back to CA and then left to go to Miami, leaving her? I might have thought spending time with her or acting like parents might have been a priority?

Cindy and Rande were aware of the optics if they didn't do something. But having done the bare minimum (shoving Kaia on a plane), they'll now return to the narcissistic neglect that has define their parenting style for the last 20 years. If those kids don't end up dead or in rehab, it will be sheer luck.

Lainey creams herself over them, therefore I know the parents are garbage. Her favs always end up being outed as shitheads. I'm not surprised they do the bare minimum in actual parenting and both children look miserable and unhealthy and the girl is dating (or 'dating') a trash human like Pete.

Cindy looks more manly every time she's photographed, poor dear. Perhaps if she'd eat a sandwich now and again, she would be able to muster the energy to give a fuck about her daughter's welfare beyond using her to play a younger version in her life story.

Maybe this bizzaro photo shoot sent Pete into a spiral?

You're right r487, but try getting Cara or Stella to say that they are lesbian and they will adamantly refuse to. In their words, they are "fluid" (Cara) and "I don't like to be put in a box" (Stella). Model stans don't want their idols to be lesbians.

"a lot of you are discounting the interest his antics brings SNL among younger people who really couldn't care less about the other cast members."

Exactly r484. All the DLers over 30 might not get why fake celeb couples are "matched" to dutifully "date" each other for a few months, but shipping is an obssession for the young demographic, which is even crazier about celebs than ever before.

Remember how Cara and Rita Ora used to carry on? Cara used to wear a shirt that said Ritas Wifey and would sing back up on stage. They were all over each over and none to sober to boot. Cara had to have been pretty young at the time. Now everyone seems to think Rita is straight. Weird.

Rita gave up Cara grinding on her in public to chase that almighty pound, was fun to watch it all play out tho. Celebs were more entertaining before they were all depressed and on SoundCloud.

Pete and his Crohns and Kaia and her eating disorders are all kinda GI focused and gross. Drunken antics and baggies of coke falling out of pockets all had a lighter vibe.

It sounds like RiRi was happy to take over for Rita. Is there anyone Cara has not shagged?

I still do not really understand the career of Rita Ora but hope it was all worth it.

Kaia seems so tense and drawn, is it Pete dragging her down or is she always like this?

R493 Cause they are not lesbians. Stella dated a dude for a long time. How is she a lesbian? And what does that has to do with Cindy's daughter? Since when is she gay? Since some delusional troll said so in DL?

R493 Cause they are not lesbians. Stella dated a dude for a long time. How is she a lesbian? And what does that has to do with Cindy's daughter? Since when is she gay? Since some delusional troll said so in DL?

WHAT ABOUT HIS EYES??!!? Are there no recent paparazzi shots of him?

HIS EYES!!!! WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO HIS EYES?!?!?

On the bright side, his zombie gaze wasn't on anyone's Top Ten attributes of interest for this smacked-out tub of crazy.

On the bright side, his zombie gaze wasn't on anyone's Top Ten attributes of interest for this smacked-out tub of crazy.

He absolutely MUST date Bella Thorne next. They would be a perfect match. The lovely couple could spend their days posing on instagram with their eyes glazed over and their tongues hanging out of their mouths. They could gallivant about New York in equally trashy, torn up clothes with hideous prints.

Doesn't melt have a meltdown every time he gets a new girl friend ?

R499, Cindy's daughter had a girlfriend she used to be all over. They are wearing each other's name pendants here.

How long has Kaia been away from her "boyfriend" Pete for now? It's been over a week, even though her other NYC friend Tommy Dorfman managed to visit.

An entire week? How many time has Pete called her, sobbing that he needs her, that hr can't live without her, that he CAN'T GO ON!11!, in those seven days?

Three hundred and twenty?

Why type of eye shadow is he sporting in this pic?

R508, I wonder what Pete did on New Year's Eve away from his "girlfriend". Since he's dipping his toe into modelling it's a wonder why he didn't go to the YSL event with her the other night.

If only he had, R510! He could have been papped and perhaps interviewed looking even more downtrodden than the norm, mention Miss Gerber AND Grande to reporters and be photographed wearing something the under 30 crowd would consider 'sick' or 'dope', but in actuality was just what he'd been wearing the last ten days, straight, and stained with urine and vomit.

He'd have left early, no doubt, to leave Gerber and Grande incoherent messages on their cell services and shoot herion.

Pete was probably home in Staten Island being babied by his mother...

The craven Welp Troll needs to fuck off. Kaia is not gay.

The craven Welp Troll needs to fuck off. Kaia is not gay.

Dear Ariana, fuck you for making this ugly troll famous

R506 She had a female friend, that's what it is called. Dude isn't bearding for a lesnian cause he has nothing better to do. And she isn't gay cause she has females friends

The real issue was a gerbil he found coming out of Cindy's vadge

I think he might be in a psych ward, R500.

Was the I’m going to rehab a big lie?

I'm amazed that anyone cares about these two vapid wastes of skin.

he is cute and funny, I wish him well

It really is shocking that this person is famous at all. What strange times we live in.

He fug.

Has it been confirmed that his eyes were gouged out?

The way the brother has mutilated his body with tats (like Pete) says he was probably sexually abused too. It's not like he became fitness obsessed because he loves his body, and wants to perfect it, instead cover it with filth because that's what he sees when he looks in the mirror.

Apparently, the greatest love affair of our time is over. I know you're as shocked as I am.

Most importantly, Cindy looks great! Has she had any work done or just very conservative work because she looks terrific and age appropriate.

He looks like a corpse at R526

How long before he overdoses?

He's wearing heavier eyeshadow than she is in R526 pic.

Kaia is now dating Harry Styles.

Kaia is now dating Harry Styles.

^fake news

Pete, for all his craziness, sure has perfected the smokey eye.

What a surprise, this "relationship" is over already. At least it lasted a little longer than Kaia's previous "relationship" with a boy.

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He appears to be wearing red lipstick at R536.

R535 Delusional "Kaia is gay" troll doesn't give up

His relationships with Ariana, Kate, Margaret and Kaia all lasted for 3 months. What's up with that? Can he only keep the gig up for 3 months before it all falls apart?

Why are these women, who have their own money and choice of dick, dealing with his shit?

The allure of a big dick, R540. But even that can't cancel out his pathological neediness and crazy, eye-gouging trainwreck of his personality so they don't ever stay. Who would? They signed on for the role of GF, not Mommy.

R541 I understand why they'd text him at 2 am (I would too if it was real) but who wants anything serious with this human hurricane?

No one, R540/R542. He's going to end up alone, because no one will want to deal with his crazy ass forever.

The crazy ones with big dicks are the best lays, but the allure wears off after weeks of sustained craziness. These women are all smart to enjoy the sex and then move on when the serious insanity hits.

Pete is really ugly.

Harry Styles is beautiful.

Harry Styles is beautiful.

Oh my Fucking god, You guys! I just saw it on the news! He died! Holy Shit!

ONSTAGE? He does this all the time. He usually starts cursing out the audience.