Budget Buffy Kristy Swanson makes big Twitter stink over Texas Roadhouse location in FL

Budget Buffy, LOL

Fucking deplorable Trumpster.

Such a classy lunch spot. Only the best for Buffy

Fucking self-important Frau. Guess what... no one fucking cares, Cunt!

She really disappoints me with her EXTREME right wing, Trump-loving views. She loves trolling on her IG about how great Trump is and rubbing her conservative views in everyone’s face. It’s not as if we don’t know how this chick got her husband (he was married with a baby on the way when they hooked up during a cheesy DWTS knockoff called Skating With Celebrities). I grew up loving her in Flowers in the Attic, Deadly Friend, Buffy, etc., and even met her several years ago at a convention. And then to go on her social media and see all the deplorable shit she spouts made me quickly unfollow her.

She is THE original Buffy, but what a cunt. Punched and deleted.

John Singleton said that when casting her in Higher Learning, he asked her if she knew who Malcolm X was. She didn’t. He said she was the whitest woman he’d ever met.

[quote]She is THE original Buffy,

Right. I prefer the fun movie over the dark and dismal tv show (ditto Teen Wolf).

R6 I saw her at Monsterpalooza in Pasadena last year. Her table was deserted

I'm the only Buffy..

Sorry SMG, but as much of a cunt as Kristy is, she is THE Buffy. You are just a WB afterthought.

R11 I make no secret that I prefer the show, but you must be joking. The movie is the afterthought. It's a footnote in the show's legacy. I'm sure even the supporting cast from the show get more money than Kristy for convention appearances.

The Twitter responses made brutal mock of her.

Yes, the responses are great, r13.

[quote]The movie is the afterthought

The movie is a cult classic with a killer soundtrack. If not for it, SMG & Co. would’ve had to look elsewhere for work.

I just googled Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Every result on page 1-4 was about the show.

^Read R15

I actually watched that show, r6. I remember it came down to her and Jillian Barberie.

I can't believe we are having this argument. There is no argument.

SMG is Buffy, The show is Buffy. People forget that silly little movie even exists.

It's fine if you prefer the movie, but that doesn't change the basic facts.

DLers really will try to argue over anything.

Let us fuck Xander and we'll seat you. Oh wait, wrong Buffy. Nevermind.

She still works? I'm surprised.

She's a horrid person

[quote]Right. I prefer the fun movie over the dark and dismal tv show (ditto Teen Wolf).

I preferred the movie too!

Is she a great big fat person?

[Quote] Right. I prefer the fun movie over the dark and dismal tv show (ditto Teen Wolf).

I like both but the show is clearly superior. Teen Wolf on the other hand turned into a shitshow after season 2.

[Quote] She still works? I'm surprised.

She was recently on Seal with David Boreanaz.

[quote]SMG is Buffy

No, millennial.

R26...

R25 Teen Wolf thought it had something to offer besides shirtless man candy - mistake.

Sure, R26.

^Meant for R27.

Karen Swanson - love it!

One response to her tweet:

Jeez, imagine if they had taken all the kids, separated them from their parents, and thrown them in cages in an undisclosed location. Now that would have been a real hardship!

Another.

[quote] I just googled Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Every result on page 1-4 was about the show.

Popularity doesn't mean shit when the argument is simply that Kunty Kristy is the original Buffy. That's a fact. The original can in no way be called the budget version regardless of who is the better person or what was more popular.

R34, R11 argued that Kunty Swanson is THE Buffy, as in definitive, not just the original. And called the show an "afterthought"

Um...no.

Isn’t she Canadian?

R36 ask her husband's first wife.

FAMILY VALUES ;)

Original, definitive, potato, pototto...SMG would’ve still been shlepping away on Days of Our Lives if not for the Buffy movie.

I wonder if it really bothers her that she's a footnote in popular culture.

R38 and Kunty is schlepping away today

I remember Kristy speaking to one of those tabloid shows about how her husband Lloyd Eisler’s ex wife was “stalking” her.

I remember Kristy speaking to one of those tabloid shows about how her husband Lloyd Eisler’s ex wife was “stalking” her.

On Arsenio promoting Buffy

R39 I'm sure she's bothered by many things.

Eat the cookie!

R28 so true. Should've focused on that instead of trying (and failing) to be the next Buffy.

I don't blame restaurants for this.

I remember I had a birthday party and most of my friends arrived after 30 to 45 minutes. I was mortified, especially for those who were on time and wanted to order.

Poor thing's been...off for quite some time.

Time has not been kind to her

The movie is the original Buffy. The TV show is a spin off.

^Yes

R50 we know. But the movie wasn't a success (unlike the tv show). And I like both of them.

Blame Donald Sutherland for the movie sucking - Whedon did. Actually the execs apparently decided to lighten the whole thing up, which along with Sutherland led Whedon to walk off the film.

As a 90s figure skating fan, I always thought Lloyd Eisler was an asshole

I think that was confirmed when he left his pregnant wife for Kristy, ala Dean McDermott and Tori Spelling. What is it with Canadian men and dumping their wives?

She's always seemed like a cunt—and an unintelligent one at that. She was gorgeous in her youth though, and a decent actress.

I used to watch the shit out of Mannequin 2 On The Move when I was little. Maybe it's time for a rewatch...

I used to lust major for the muscle head in the pink tank.

R58 he kind of looks like Arnie.

I know it gets a lot of hate, but I truly love "Deadly Friend"

R60 it's a fun movie, and the character displays more brain power than Kristy has in years

Every time Kristy Swanson comes up I remember when her ex called into Howard Stern (the guy she cheated on with Lloyd Eisler) and talking about their wild sexlife which included him skullfucking her in the shower. Couldn't happen to a more deserving cunt.

She was never a great actress, but I found like likable enough. Then she started all this shit. What is it with the has beens that come out from under their rock and declare themselves poster children for the conservatives?

[quote]What is it with the has beens that come out from under their rock and declare themselves poster children for the conservatives?

My theory is that they are looking for a scapegoat for their failed careers. Who better to blame than "Liberal Hollywood" and "Liberal Media" when in fact they were just mediocre talents all along who happened to get lucky. And it gets them on tv again, so they can still feel "famous," even if it's only FOX news. Nobody else in the world gives a shit about the opinions of Fabio, Dean Cain, or Scott Baio.

She used to date Alan Thicke.

Possibly R64, but she also could've identified as Republican for all these years, and is now using it as a publicity tool given the hysteria with Trump in office.

Suzanne Somers said supporting Trump killed her Hollywood career. Bitch hadn't had a scripted role since 1999!

Mr. Kristy: Effective October 6, 2006, Eisler was suspended from coaching in Canada for a one-year period by Skate Canada after allegedly sending sexually suggestive e-mails to his 15-year-old student.[3] At the time of the ban, Eisler was coaching in California, where the Canadian ban did not apply.[2] He did not appeal the ban.[2] No criminal charges were ever filed.

[Quote] What is it with the has beens that come out from under their rock and declare themselves poster children for the conservatives?

Beats me

R67, yeah that's also why The Blonde in the Thunderbird closed early, Suzanne.

Fabio's a Trumper?

R71 that goose must have known.