Porn Pet Peeves

Unscraped tongues on full display during oral. 😑

Fully shaved pubes. I like men, not elementary school boys.

Not enough oral.

The idiotic spitting! It's vulgross!

Pretty much any music in porn tends to be rubbish.

Big budget shoots with beautiful men and gorgeous sets, with all the sexual heat of a bag of sand.

Fake grunt-a-second in old porn. I think Bel Ami still engages in that. Completely unnatural.

Bruises. Everybody in porn seems to be bruised up. It's the last thing you want to see.

"awww yeah you like that cock.... yeahhhh you want daddies cock in that ass?"

"Models" wearing watches (usually tops do this).

Condoms

These are great! So far, I agree with all of the above. Keep ‘em coming.

The scene opens with two fully clothed guys making out on a couch. After several minutes of very passionate kissing they each disrobe...only to reveal two very flaccid penises. 😑

Hot guys engaged in equally hot sex and then ending with a seemingly nonexistent micro sized load.

Hot men fucking like wild animals, building to a massive crescendo, and then they just pull apart and masturbate their own cocks to orgasm. Always a major scene killer IMO. Whoever told porn directors that is the way to make a hot porn scene should be rounded up and beaten.

“Oh fuck, yeah. Fuck, yeah”. Need some new dialogue.

Tattoos.

Guys who only top.

r15 Yes, masturbating separately to completion is ridiculous. That's not how sex works!

I actually don't like professional porn. I'm only aroused by amateur porn, that being said, pet peeves: turn the damned TV/Radio off and put the cat/dog in another room.

Missionary. I know it's weird, but missionary should only be used for straight porn. Guys don't have tits or clits, the bottom's main attraction is his ass, so why does most porn insist on having the bottom lay on his back the whole time? Doggy style should be the go-to.

Fake 'hidden' cams

The women actors and their ridiculous story lines. Whos asking for that?

"Straight" guys moaning and whining like the faggiest fags to ever fag. I know they've got a dick up their ass, but is it too much to ask to have them stay in character?

r20 Missionary is probably the most intimate of all positions. What a ridiculous pet peeve.

R24 If I wanted intimacy I'd be fucking someone, not watching porn. Porn is supposed to be more mechanical than normal sex. It exists to fulfill fantasies and put the attractive parts of attractive people on display. If you want reality and intimacy go get laid.

Tattoos. The worst. Porn is about the body and if you can't see the guys' bodies, then so much is lost.

The tattoos ruin all the elegant lines of the human body.

If someone's career choice is porn, then you can imagine his poor skills in art direction. Given that, how can any adventure in tattooing end well? It never does.

R26 is 80 years old

This will be his last Christmas.

I could use more kissing - REAL kissing

Women and drag queens.

Actual salads.

When the bottom doesn’t cum

Excessive use of “buddy”. This applies to porn AND real life. “Yeahhh buuuudy, buuuudy fuuuuck me”

I hate versatile guys, be a top or a bottom,not both. Pubic haircuts, tattoos, all turn offs.

Not ENOUGH ass eating.

Condoms are easily the biggest turn off, but i agree the versatile/flip-fucking guys are bad too.

R27 has obviously fucked up his body with a bunch of ill-chosen and poorly applied tattoos.

Frau bedding (especially floral).

Dubbing in moans and groans the actors clearly aren’t saying.

Guys in strange positions so the camera has a good view

IKEA art objects in the background

[Quote] Missionary. I know it's weird, but missionary should only be used for straight porn.

I actually find missionary to be the hottest position. With the bottom’s legs up in the air, it seems so piggy

R4, I don’t get spitting either. Not sexy in the least

So much of it seems the same. I can tell within a few seconds of it’s going to be hot or not

Extended insertion shots. The actual sex somehow gets lost and I feel like I’m watching a nature documentary in sore need of an editor.

I’m also a fan of amateur porn, and also not a fan of listening to the local news or shit music while I’m watching it. And yes, put the cat in another room.

Bottoms who don’t get hard. All the moaning in the world won’t sell sex like a stiff dick.

The camera facing the window with sunlight streaming in. Anyone who’s ever taken a fucking photo should know to face the lens opposite the sun.

When guys cum and start having sex again immediately.

Obviously the sex was filmed at different times

Pulling out to cum. I don't need to see the money shot. An orgasm face and deliberate thrusting will do it for me..

I don't care for seeing the same cum shot filmed from three different angles and then spliced together to make a two minute cum shot. And, if you're going to do that, at least fix the audio so we don't have to hear the same grunts over and over and over.

It's stupid, sloppy, careless work. As consumers of gay pron, we demand better.

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Excessive, exaggerated moaning. Shut the fuck up, your constant stream of "oh god, oh fuck, right there!" isn't convincing.

The weird lizard-like tongue flicking kissing most commonly seen in Euro porn like Bel Ami videos.

1. Fake moaning that makes me think the actors are becoming light-headed frim exhaling so much.

2. Spitting. Eurgh.

3. Shaved pubes. I specifically search out retro porn where they have some bush.

4. Rushing the slow part of sex and immediately plunging into hardcore pounding.

5. Actors only touching with their genitalia; no full body contact. Contorted positions for the camera.

6. As others said, the repetitive "Fuck yeah" gets on my fucking nerves.

7. Actors obviously not into it, going through the motions.

On amateur sites or straight acting sites, which used to feel more real in the 90s and 2000s, if the gay-for-pay actor is sucking dick, scan that camera down or zoom out enough foe me to see the cocksucker's dick. I like to know if they are turned on or not. The hottest part of Cathal McCarron porn shoot was watching him get aroused while giving head.

Porn stars that look like Greek gods but sound like the nelliest hairdresser on the planet. Total boner killer.

Bad acting—how difficult is it to deliver 1-2 lines in a believable way?

10 minute close-up insertion shots that are more like an insemination documentary.. Same with the obsession with pushing loads out afterwards. 🤮

The amateur porn with the yapping dog barking non-stop in the background—or the ones with a cat or dog that end up wandering into the shot and sitting there and watching.

TVs or music blaring

Overproduced amateur porn videos overlaid with cheesy music and weird audio clips.

Those strange porns with 30-40 naked gay for pay twinks laughing and cheering while 2 twinks have sex.

Guys who fuck but don’t kiss

When only one cock gets sucked. NEXT!

Amateur pornographers on XTube and similar sites that get openly hostile toward their viewers because people comment on their pornos.

When the cum shot is in slo-mo

The odd set-up of Every Single Men.com film where one of the guys is hetero and we need to see the wife or girlfriend.

Shaved pubes

Over the top moaning and/or "dirty talk" usually from "straight" performers

Bottoms who don't get hard

Cutting right to fucking where you don't see the insertion shot. Seeing the bottom's face as they are penetrated is hot AF

Corbin/Cody scenes where the "straight' bottom is obviously in pain and not enjoying being fucked in the slightest

That SeanCody thing where they make out for 30 seconds and then the top bends the bottom over and starts fucking him--need to see foreplay

Not enough internals--love to see the cum dripping out of the guy's ass after

R15 - I suspect that oftentimes when the two guys are jerking off to completion, it's because they're G4P and unable to cum from the actual sex as they're having trouble staying hard.

Never enough felching. If your bottom does a good job for you, you felch. It is only right.

When everyone is beet red because they’re super coked up.

Bad lighting

Too many up close insertion shots and not pulling the camera back so the viewer can see the performer's whole bodies. I want to see the expressions of passion and lust on the performer's faces. That's what makes a porn video hot. Not having the camera 3" from some cock thrusting in and out of an asshole.

This is not as bad as it once was, but when they start repeating segments of scenes just to make the video longer. It's a cheap thing to do.

Cutting from a great hot scene just when things are getting hot. I don't know if it's the camera people's fault or some idiot film editor who has no idea what the fuck he's doing, but it always pisses me off.

I agree with a lot of these (spitting, women, flaccid dicks) but the ugly, all-over tattoos in porn have gotten out of control. It’s now a total turnoff.

Poz porn stars with facial wasting

I don’t like hot guys with stereotypical femme voices.

Unlike others on here, I love versatile scenes. Hate the whole top/bottom strict dichotomy.

Any mention of “boy’s pussy” makes me limp.

No spitting in the mouth that’s gross. But some dripping spit on an asshole is sexy.

Hate lots of gross tattoos and unruly ball hair. Any shoulder hair is a huge turnoff.

Too many tattoos!

When the two performers look so similar that it's hard to tell them apart and you need look for reminders like "the one with the fuller beard" or "the one with tattoos on this shoulders" to remind you which one is which.

Scenes where they focus too much on the penetration and close-ups and you really don't get to see the actors bodies.

When you can tell the G4P dude is watching porn off screen.

Group scenes where they only focus on one couple at a time. The point of a group scene is to see a whole bunch of guys in the same shot, not 3 couples having sex in different areas of the room.

Studio produced “amateur” porn

Gloryhole hoes that open their mouth to show the load

Bizarre PNP videos with twitchy meth queens jerking limp dicks

Slamming. It isn't porn. It is drug abuse.

Cock rings. If you can’t get/stay hard, get viagra or don’t do porn.

NEVER EVER EVER UNDERSTOOD WHY 2 men going at it and in scenes when the top doesn't pull out and shoots his load, the top instead jacks himself off for a few moments and then cums? why not have his partner jack him into cumming, instead of the top doing it himself? to me, it's one big "HUH"?.. same thing for then the beta bottom jacking himself into orgasm a few moments later after the top "does himself".. why not have the alpha top jack him into orgasm?..

sex and sexual intercourse in porn between 2 guys should NEVER end with each guy jacking themselves off into orgasm while the other watches or waits for their own turn to do themselves!.

Cockrings / ZZ Top beards / Excessively styled hair and hair product / Tattoos like a white erase board / Shaved bush and balls

At least half or more of the entire scene is sucking dick, which is usually so repetitive it could be a gif.

Ass eating scene footage mid-scene, and then cuts short as if it's taboo.

Atlas Grant has a vocabulary consisting of "Fuck. Yeah. Fuck Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Fuck Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Fuck Yeah. Fuck."

Just before rimming, the guy makes the wise executive decision to cover it with his spit, as if his tongue isn't wet enough.

How many of you pay for the porn you’re bitching about?

If you’re consuming porn for free, then you don’t get to complain.

I hate flip flops. I want a defined top and a defined bottom. Everybody needs to stay in their own lane. I also hate facial cumshots where their stupid guy misses the face. It's like they don't know how to fucking aim.

Foreskin

R74 you're complaining here for free

Supposed internal cream pies with no visual evidence of cum in the ass.

Seduction. Why I love old porn is because in a fantasy i love the whole seduction fantasy. Now, it's rare to see a story, just two guys going at it. Yes, call me grandma, but I love my stories!

When they don't even try to fake swallow, and when they look disgusted by their partner's spunk, or their own.

Dirty feet.

Eager cock sucking but you can tell they are just waiting for the paycheck despite all illusions

Shaved pits/bush, ass to mouth, fake tans, overly produced, professional porn, a femme voice, fisting, FTM, cock rings, spitting, and extended rimming.

sucking a dick after anal pullout. a boundary crossed

Has anyone else mentioned the “boy” who moans and shrieks “fuck me daddy” and never fucking shuts up? No 12 year old fucks like that!!

🙄

I really get turned on by men kissing and making out. There's not enough of that in porn. I also want more sensuality, like one guy slowly taking off the clothes of the guy he's with. Porn is too rused. Slow it down a bit.

Either stick to the classic storylines (pool boy, plumber, server, older brother's best friend) or no storyline at all. Men.Com just did some stupid Victorian Era costume drama porn. No one wants to see that. Just cast Joey Mills as the little slut pool boy who gets his hole beat in by ubertops and be done with it. None of this is complicated. Oh, and romance porn is the worst. No one wants to see that either.

I actually love verbal talk. It's always cheesy, but man it gets me off. In real life too.

Alex Mecum.

Dirty feet! And I know tats are popular now but I think they just take away from the beauty of clear, clean skin. Also, I LOVE the smell of soap!

Spitting, cock rings, and twinks that look underage. I LIKE military haircuts and buff guys wearing glasses!

Yeah, I hate porn with no slow building intros. I want to be aroused before I get to the goods. Give me a long tease.

I can’t watch anything shot outside. No idea why. I’ve had outdoor sex numerous times, but I just can’t watch it onscreen.

Fake moans and groans.

That DL, land of the "total top" fantasy has several posters who find flip-flop scenes disturbing is not surprising.

I actually find that very hot, depending on the flip-floppers.

Tattoos cover more than 50% of their bodies.

Visible clutter/mess/junk in the background. Cheesy, low-budget sets and lighting. Wooden dialog. That's not where the WOOD belkngs!

Loud, juicy farts followed by wholesale soiling of the sheets. Using curtains to wipe dicks afterward.

One porn pet peeve they thankfully have stopped is going to slow motion just before the climax and never showing the money shot at real speed. That used to make me want to kill whoever was behind that stupidity.

Tops with great asses and bottoms with great dicks. What a fucking waste.

Turn offs: Incessant talking; Hocking loogies directly into the mouths of other people; prolapsed holes and licking them (barf); fake laughing from being "tickled"

Usually it's ones where the men don't get all the way hard. Did see one hot 4-way of three black guys on one white guy.

Hairy chested guys that shave their pits and/or pubes

I wish the guys would stop sticking buzzers up their asses on Chaturbate. I just don't understand some of these choices.

[quote]That DL, land of the "total top" fantasy has several posters who find flip-flop scenes disturbing is not surprising.

Who said it was disturbing?

R73 I almost give you a WW until I saw the name Atlas Grant 🤢🤢. About my peeve is any performer that fucked FTM, I don't watch any performer that fucks FTM.

R97 Visible clutter - YES! What a turnoff. It's distracting when there's so much crap on a nightstand you lose focus on what's happening in the bed. Once, I found myself more interested in trying to match up shoes that were piled in a corner...couldn't find twins to a couple sets and I lost interest in the sex.

I’ve actually seen herpes warts on actors. So sexy!

Plucked generic Eastern European G4P performers. They all have sexual charisma of an IKEA table.

I think names of videos need to change that indicate parents are screwing their kids or sibling sex or underage sex. It’s just not hot and definitely NOT OKAY. I’m surprised the use of gear names aren’t illegal yet.

^ these not gears

Ugly performers. Ugly naked people have sex...ugh.

Women, no kissing, anything "straight", being degraded etc (homophobia)...

Also, unclean looking ass and people who don't understand that the guys should be hung when they're casting for roles.

Surprise fisting.

No assfucking.

Taking time to show opening/sliding on of condoms.

Facials.

Cumshots in general. Just cum inside.

[quote]Women, no kissing, anything "straight"

Those are all peeves for me, too. Especially annoying is when they decide to include an appearance by a frau wife so you know how “straight” one of the guys is.

Dirty feet

R110 is soooo provincial. 🙄

Slavic/Hungarian performers, almost all of them is so robotic and boring...

[quote]Men.Com just did some stupid Victorian Era costume drama porn. No one wants to see that.

I do.

[quote]I hate flip flops. I want a defined top and a defined bottom. Everybody needs to stay in their own lane.

Boring.

[quote]Missionary. I know it's weird, but missionary should only be used for straight porn.

I’d hate to be forced to watch straight porn (yuck) to see missionary. It’s sexy to see them look in each other’s eyes while they fuck. There’s no intimacy with doggy style. It’s boring.

R87, YOU don’t want to see that stuff. I love history porn. And I often can ejaculate just watching two hot guys kissing passionately.

I agree with R118. It's unfortunate that Hungary produces some of the hottest guys.

Not enough intact cocks.

[R106] " I don't watch any performer that fucks FTM." - I'm with you. Recently I noticed that at least three gay porn performers I liked had done FTM porn. I think I saw this on men.com. Now, when I come across their porn, I move on.

When cumshots are shot with white backgrounds..you can’t see a GD thing.

Ewww, I don’t want to think about pets making porn.

Fake cum and fake cum shots. They’re fooling no one.

Ugly feet.

Waxed men.

Focus should be on the chemistry between and among the performers. I like to see their faces while they’re fucking or being fucked.

[quote]Corbin/Cody scenes where the "straight' bottom is obviously in pain and not enjoying being fucked in the slightest

I think seeing a guy in actual pain while being fucked is amazingly hot. If he's straight, it's all the more hotter.

Anything with Jesse Jackman or his equally ugly boyfriend. When they begged for money for a grand piano, they REALLY lost me. Jackman has such gayface, and the tuba/ piano player has loose skin for being a former fat flabby

I hate how in the first few minutes they show snippets of the scenes to come, like they spliced the trailer together with the movie itself.

I also hate how formulaic the casting is. Either they’re all young and Latin, or half daddies and half twinks, or only blue-eyed blonds, or supposed black thugs. I wish there were a more random quality to the casting. I want more surprises, more variety, more encounters that seem like they could happen by coincidence.

One more thing I hate. They never allow the tension to build in a scene. Two men meet, they exchange thirty seconds of corny dialogue, then they go at it. I’d like to see a little more resistance, some frustration, not the bored certainty that sex is going to happen immediately.

I don't have a foot fetish at all, but if your feet look like you walked across a parking lot at Walmart barefooted before a shoot - seriously?

Spitting in assholes.

Is it that much of a task for the top to spit in his hand and stroke his dick before he sticks it into the bottom?

Acting that makes Madonna look like Meryl

Drag queen ( plucked) eyebrows. Raggedy teeth. Ugly and/or dirty feet. Chewed-down fingernails. Ass pimples. Band-Aids. Baseball caps when the model is otherwise completely naked. Ankle socks/booties. Visible anal warts, hemorrhoids, brown-stained cracks. Toupees. Bald + tattoos. EWWW

Fake ass eating. Their tongue licks everything but the actual hole.

Interlacing scenes from different couples. I'm usually only interested in one of the pairings and it annoys me when they keep cutting away to the other.

[quote] That SeanCody thing where they make out for 30 seconds and then the top bends the bottom over and starts fucking him--need to see foreplay

I think it’s actually refreshing when that happens. Typically most pornos show oral, rimming, anal, then cum shot in that precise order. I like when Sean Cody mixes it up.

Toupees. Actors who are more effeminate than a woman.

Guys who look bored or not excited and are clearly just doing it just for the money. Obviously they are all having sex for money and therefore prostitutes, but if you can’t even try to look interested while having sex, then gay for pay isn’t for you.

Great thread. I agree with most of the points made above. It's funny, though. People have been complaining about most of these things for 20 years - pulling out to come, shaved pubes, music/unnecessary sound, tattoos, stupid sex dialog and fake moaning, too many insertion closeups that go on for too long, and more. If these things are so unpopular, why are they still ubiquitous in porn?

Also, re random pets turning up in amateur porn: It's most distracting when the animal in question is a dog, and he does that doggy thing of sitting and watching with his head cocked, as if to ask "what strange thing are my humans doing?" It's funny as hell, which is not erotic at all. If I want to watch cute puppy videos, there are plenty on youtube; I don't need to see them on Pornhub as well.

Vagina

I love the spitting on the hole.

Long acrylic nails.

unresolved plot threads

No kissing, it is so obvious when one guy wants to kiss and the other will not or does a dry fake kiss. Also bad blow jobs. I know everyone in porn is supposed to have a 9 inch cock but go down on the damn thing, not this head bobbing on the tip.

Amateur porn that doesn’t show faces. Granted that’s the majority of amateur porn (and people want to keep their anonymity), but just seeing a cock go into an ass does nothing for me

R138 Ankle socks or booties. YES! I can only assume they have dirty feet and the socks/booties smell! Ankle socks, booties, dirty feet = huge turnoff.

Aged twinks.

caftans

earrings

R150 = Bryan Singer

I don’t understand the dislike for flip-flop. I thinks it’s hot and thats what I like to do with a partner.

R153 elderly querulous bottoms, bitching because their fantasy of total tops is being disrupted

[quote] I don’t understand the dislike for flip-flop. I thinks it’s hot and thats what I like to do with a partner.

Me too. In fact, it’s one of the things I like best about being gay: the ability to do the same thing to your sex partner that he can do to you.

Agreed, r153/r155. The best sex I ever had was with boyfriends where we flip-flopped all the time. It was bliss for both of us.

If God didn’t want men to fuck each other, then He would’ve given women prostates.

we need to just narrow down these complaints , so you know , lets just pick a peck of pickled pet porn peeves.

Bottoms who top

Fucking on staircases or hard surfaces. Fucking on hot concrete or brickwork in the blazing sun. I get that bedrooms are boring, but these scenes look so uncomfortable for the performers. Not good fantasy material at all.

Fucking on staircases or hard surfaces. Fucking on hot concrete or brickwork in the blazing sun. I get that bedrooms are boring, but these scenes look so uncomfortable for the performers. Not good fantasy material at all.

Everywhere, porn models are grateful that some random troll on the Internet is concerned about their comfort r161

I can't stand it when they fuck outdoors. They are either covered in bug bites or licking DEET off one another. Either way, it's not hot.

I hate the way those Central European porn dudes kiss, with flickering tongues instead of just making lip contact.

Tattoos

R164 that is why I generally detest Bel Ami. Most of them “suck” dick like that, too. All tongue flicking, robotic, barely any penetration. The opposite of erotic.

“If God didn’t want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.” -Frank Gallagher

Gay for pay

Extended close ups of a dick going in and out an ass. I want to see faces and bodies too! Most pornstars today are quite ugly/normal looking too. We used to see better looking models in the 80s/90s but they ruined those scenes with cheesy music.

Jesus, r137, that looks like it should be a soap opera called [italic]Gays Of Our Lives.[/italic]

The verbal 'fuck fuck fuck' 'oh god' gets old but I do like hearing dirty talk...

I prefer blow jobs over anal.

Is there that much of a lube drought that everyone just spits on everything and everyone before they fuck?

Not enough Rim Chair videos.

Dumbass twinks barely bobbing up and down on a cockhead, not even closing their lips around it, never taking it in, never using their tongue, and thinking that's a blowjob. Nope.

Lack of nipple play. Usually there's just barely a lick before the extended cocksucking and fucking.

I've seen films where guys with incredible nips get NO nip attention at all. Hot man nipples need to be worshipped as much as cock.

Every video and advertisement set at a default FULL VOLUME!

Carl Hardwick and his nonexistent orgasms.

Daddies who aren't really daddies. Be mean and rough goddamn it!

[quote]Daddies who aren't really daddies.

More prevalent on Datalounge than in porn.

[quote]If these things are so unpopular, why are they still ubiquitous in porn?

Regarding the standard complaint about directors cutting away from a scene just as it's really getting hot, I recall reading years ago that one reason this is done is to prevent the viewer from cumming too fast -- i.e., if you cum within the first few minutes of the video, then you won't get as much pleasure out of it as you would if it edges you along. Plus, if you allow it to get you there more slowly, the payoff might be more intense.

Again, this article was years ago, so not sure if that's still the reasoning behind it.

Some of these posts.......

Socks and dirty feet. I can understand that there are guys who fetishize that but then make movies with just that. And I can forgive clean, white athletic socks in an sports-related setting but dark-colored dress socks are distracting. Also, ankle and no-show socks just need to come off. And if you can spend the time to get your ass cleaned out, you have the time to wash your damn feet.

I don't mind if bottoms made some noise when they're getting plowed, as long it's not ridiculously loud.

I do not think I have ever looked at either a sock or a foot in a porn video. Like, ever.

There is a relatively hot video on PornHub with a young guy who gets done on a massage table by two daddies. He leans over the table and gets fucked. He lies on his stomach on the table and one of them gets him from behind. He's huffing poppers the whole time. Then he rolls over on his back and draws his knees to his chest. IIRC, all of a sudden you see he is wearing black ankle socks covered in gray cat hair. Just fucking awful.

Two guys having sex with a straight porno playing in the background and you can hear some woman moaning. You aren't fooling anyone if you are having sex with another guy.

Fleshlights, I get they feel good but for the viewer of your porn it is a buzz kill, people are watching you jack off to see your cock not a fleshlight.

foreskins

Angela Chase from My So-Called Life posting on Datalounge R184

There was a straight porn actor that I absolutely couldn't get enough of. Then he did a scene wear he had a band-aid and I'll I could see was that band-aid and I completely lost whatever attraction I had for him. There was also this gay porn actor with a weird bump on his pubic area. Porn actors don't film scenes wearing band-aids and showing various other strange ailments.

[quote] Then he did a scene wear he had a band-aid

Oh, dear!

Guys who squeal and moan, a poor impersonation of a woman in porn.

Thats when you know the porn was made for straight women. Totally kills it. There’s nothing less sexy than some porn whore playing it up for suburban fraus.

You think suburban fraus are watching a guy getting fucked in gay porn?

When someone is making goo goo eyes at the camera when they are giving oral or getting plowed. Its just disturbing.

Any video with Dirk Caber in it. He was hot when he started, but he has most definitely stay too long at the fair.

1) Erratic hand-held camera direction. Triga is the worst studio for this. They have some great models, but you can never tell who is doing what to whom.

2) No names in credits. Once again, Triga is a great example. I've been trying to find a model from "Rugby Orgy" for YEARS now, but there's no way to track it down.

3) Dad and Sons movies ...where the father is about 3 years older than his son.

4) This has probably been mentioned before, but scenes where the straight guy clearly wants no part of gay sex .... until 2 minutes later when he is sucking like a vacuum and taking it up the ass.

5) Tube porn sites with "private" videos...if you're putting them on a tube site, why the fuck are you making them private? There are some "Bobby Garcia" marine tapes that were out 30 years ago, and they're still "private"!

R192 Yep, I'm one of them. I prefer watching men at play...they're so beautiful!

Eastern European porn... Even Lesbian porn is more exciting than this crap.

First I won't watch porn that features gay for pay guys, other boner killers, spitting, slapping, tops who do the 'Oh, You like that big cock don't you?' talk, bottoms who look and sound like they're seeing the face of God when they're getting fucked, and last but not least videos that end with the bottom shitting out cum ugh.

R198 Do you have a profession porn previewer for yourself that makes sure none of these horrors cross your path?

R198 I would like to be a Professional Porn Previewer. I think I have the stamina. Where and how do I apply?

I like dirty verbal. Yes, the 'fuck, fuck, fuck' is tiresome BUT it's exactly what I'm screaming when I'm being topped!.So I appreciate anyone who has more verbal skills!

[quote]Daddies who aren't really daddies. Be mean and rough goddamn it!

Wow. Someone had a fucked up childhood. "Daddy" does not mean those things, hon.

Yes it does r202

When they drain their pasta.

R192 Yes. Over 40% of the audience for gay porn is straight women.

R205 Including me! I'm old enough to be a MABber and I love you boys. We have an expression: Every woman should have a gay son - they'll never experience a great love. AND THAT'S THE TRUTH!

R206 -- No, No I meant a GREATER love. "Every woman should have a gay son -- they'll never experience a GREATER love." You can kill me now!

Just a reality, but once I realized that the actors were flushed from viagra rather than exertion, it was a bit of a turnoff. Also, I know that commenting that a bottom's ass is 'tight' is kind of a go-to, but it just seems boring to me. (haha boring boring).

I'd say show the bottom's face more as he's being penetrated but I get that seeing a guy crying or in real pain isn't a good thing either (at least I don't like it).

For all that the Bel Ami guys often seem rather robotic, formalizing the idea that they are being 'trained' for sex was kind of hot.

That said, doing behind the scenes stuff can be risky, I know.

The standard plot. Get naked, suck dick then fuck. Always the same schedule.

I dislike something I call "Insta-nude," where the two guys are fully clothed and getting intimate then in the next shot, they're completely naked. I like seeing guys strip.

R208 I agree. I want to see more the bottom's face when he's in pleasure, not pain. It is such a turn-on to see a bottom loving it.

I learned from being on the set of a straight porn that the close-up reactions are filmed afterwards, without penetration happening. This is obvious in legit film, but now I always spot a fake close-up in porn.

I hate the earrings

I hate the caftans!

My biggest pet peeves in porn, Billy Santoro, Armond Rizzo, Rocco Steele, Dallas Steel, and Dirk(barely legal teen fucker)Caber.

Tattoos.

The All Australian Boys site is notorious for having hot guys at the gloryhole only to concentrate on the creatures sucking the cocks on the other side of the hole, and I do mean creatures.

That guy has the worst camera work ever. He also does those horrible slo mo cum shots in extreme close up.

Baseball caps and / or socks.

I never understood why porn performers who are naked, or having sex with men/ women, or displaying themselves in all sorts of poses make a decision to leave either their baseball cap or their socks on. I find it distracting and ridiculous.

Are the sets that chilly that the directors think it will prevent the performers from catching cold? Maybe performers think it makes them unrecognizable to wear a baseball cap, but to be completely naked otherwise.

I used to write porn reviews for an online site and wrote about how Jake Cruise shouldn't appear in his videos because he talks too much and makes stupid jokes throughout the entire scene.

He wrote a nasty email threatening to pull his promo videos and advertising unless it was deleted, which it was.

Also, the dicks that are hard from the getgo are another transparent signal of viagra use.

Ever heard of “film editing r220?

[quote] For all that the Bel Ami guys often seem rather robotic, formalizing the idea that they are being 'trained' for sex was kind of hot.

I completely agree. The “Personal Trainer” series from about 10 years ago could be extremely hot / especially when the ‘training’ was conducted by Sebastian Bonnet and/or Dano Sulik. I think they enjoyed bossing the newbies around.

R222 Agreed. The tagline about Dano was that he "loved sex like fat girls loved chocolate" - apparently a serious horndog. Sebastian shifted to working behind the camera for BA, at least for a while. He's probably str8 in real life, like most of the BA stable, but I bet he's a master when it comes to taking dick.

It seems ridiculous when a rapey situation (like maybe prison sex) has the top put on a condom first. Has this ever happened in real life?

R224 I don't have too much of a problem with that, though showing the top putting the condom on would be stupid.

The baseball cap thing is weird to me as well. It’s like those guys that wear baseball caps to bathhouses. They’re usually super weird.

R226 You’re just making the cap guy hotter for me, tell us about what weird things they do in the bath houses?

spontaneous anal always with squeaky clean assholes

R228 is confusing gay porn with nature documentaries

R228 is the Scat Troll

R228 Eh, that doesn't bother me, as unrealistic as it is.

Amateur/homemade porn when the ending has a guy squirting cum out of his hole and it's discolored with trace amounts of blood or feces. At least this doesn't happen in studio porn.

Girls, let’s keep this thread classy!

Rubbers of course!

When guys do that weird chest punching thing when they're fucking.

[quote]When guys do that weird chest punching thing when they're fucking.

Or that weird back punching thing. I don't get how that could possibly give the bottom any pleasure, regardless of whether the top punches the bottom between the shoulders OR in the small of his back. Looks painful.

Not enough foreplay in general, nipples, abs, that sort of thing.

The ones where the big dicked top is trying to cram his 3/4 soft dick into a hole and the bottom is writhing and screaming like shes getting railed by a real bull . Ugh.

Orgy porn with too many guys and so badly filmed that you lose all sense of who fucking or getting fucked.

Amateur porn that's is just a single angle of a dick and an ass.

Ass-slapping in general, but especially weak little baby slaps. I'm not a fan of slapping, but if you're going to do it, at least make it sting. That's the point.

When there is no kissing. Scenes where they never kiss seem to be missing something even if it's a passionate fuck.

Gaping.

It's like eating with your mouth open.

R233, and that is my pet peeve, porn just Isn't as classy anymore

SPEAKING OF VIAGRA... without ever using it myself, i question that doesn't the guy still have to be turned on and in lust for his partner or what his partner is doing to him in a scene for viagra to actually work? otherwise, nothing? kind of like a guy still has to lift heavy and hard for steroids to work analogy?....

Heat, or lack thereof. Too many scenes are very going-through-the-motions boring. I like some build-up, tension, scenarios to enjoy. Joe Gage and believe it or not, Chi chi Larue understood the need for this.

Women don't belong in gay porn, even in the background. And same with drag queens. Talk about a boner-killer there.

Tattoos, especially on the face, neck, or hands. Nothing is a bigger turnoff than seeing a hot guy with a pikachu character on his thigh, or his mother's name, or those goddam sentences across the chest or neckline. No one wants to read the serenity prayer while watching porn. Johnny Hazzard ruined his fine ass with a big black tattoo of something on his butt check...why did you do this?

Jewelry...either piercings, dangling earrings, or wristwatches. No reason for it. I don't like seeing someone with a tongue-piercing try to give a blowjob. Just asking for trouble.

Face matters. I like porn actors that are handsome. I don't like bodybuilders who look like they were dropped in the delivery room or hit in the face with a shovel.

Kind of off topic but when did the women in straight porn start all the hilariously fake screaming and whining like banshees while getting fucked?

^^R247 How true! I'm a woman and am now strictly gay porn -- love watching the men. The women became so false, even lesbians. I'm done with the fake screaming and whining. It's not how we come...

The terrible attempts at acting

G4P

Long fingernails (frequently seen on black men in porn). It's fucking gross and ruins it all.

^^ ... and ditto for long toenails. NASTY

Seeing the back acne that confirms steroid use.

The queeny twink bottom screeching like a woman is a total dick wilter. Same with the super nellies rolling their eyes and delivering their cheesy sexual innuendo lines like Bette Davis —all while a playing straight football player.

”Ooooooh I knoooooow.....the coach was soooooooo HARD ON us today... I’m sooooo HOT...“

I love hot anal gapes after double anal

Chest or crotch stubble - or super sparse or bald pubic areas

R247, they've been doing that for a long time, since the '90s at least. It's annoying as well as unbelievable.

Since at least the ‘70s, r257 and r247.

[quote]Kind of off topic but when did the women in straight porn start all the hilariously fake screaming and whining like banshees while getting fucked?

I really think that it started because Howard Stern used to have a segment where he would just play porn clips of the most over the top performances, especially women making duck sounds when sucking cock. Sometimes he would even have the women on his show. And as R257 said, that was some time in the 90s.

R246, I agree. Women do not belong in gay male porn; they’re a distraction. If they cut out that nonsense, scene time can be used for foreplay, sexual tension/anticipation, and focus on the face and body.

Duck sounds LOL

R255 ewww...

When the bottom has the world's most beautiful ass and the top just lets him suck his cock and then immediately sticks his cock in his ass. An ass that beautiful needs to be eaten.

Also, no closeups for rimming scenes. Why even bother? I want to see what you're licking.

The baseball cap used as a disguise in usually amateur porn makes me laugh. We can still see3/4ths of your face, Joe. The damage has been done.

Blurred-out action in Japanese gay porn. It's fucking ridiculous, and it's only in Japanese gay porn.

Asian men in porn trying to top

R264, that's my peeve too. Fully naked, except for a baseball cap. I thought maybe it's supposed to make them look "athletic", but maybe it's to disguise their face. Nevertheless it looks cheap, to keep a cap as the one article of clothing on during a porn scene.

My pet peeve is when the top cums anywhere other than in the bottom's ass. Who the hell stops fucking, pulls out and then cums? Unless the bottom is so sloppy that the top can't cum (which isn't sexy), he should be cumming deep inside.

[Quote] he should be cumming deep inside.

Not very visual.

Porn doesn’t exist without the money shot baby!! $$$

top always pulls out to show the viewer his "money shot".. my issue with this, is when they pull out and aren't that close to orgasm and they have to whack themselves for 10,25,60 seconds to cum, and meanwhile the bottom just lays there watching! i mean WHY NOT have the bottom do the jacking of his alpha top instead of the alpha doing it himself? i never never understood this! and then you see the bottom jack himself off too, again, why not have the alpha top jack his bottom off into orgasm? why let the other, the sex partner just lay there and watch their partner doing themselves and getting their orgasm on?..

[Quote] why let the other, the sex partner just lay there and watch their partner doing themselves and getting their orgasm on?..

Because the producer wants to get the shot and the jerker knows their own preferred stroke. The stranger they've just been fucking doesn't.

R238 Such as any scene in which Pierce Paris is a top.

Pierce Paris is hot. Something about him. Leave him alone bro.

Pierce Paris' Google Alerts is working fine, I see.

More ass eating close ups. It's not exciting to watch a wide shot of someone eating ass. You have to get right in there so it feels like we're the ones eating the ass.

R271 Because most of these guys don't know shit about jerking someone else off, and a lot of them just can't stay hard with another man's hand on their dick, much less cum.

Performers pulling stupid over-the-top faces during fucking

Performers 'breaking the third wall' by looking straight into the camera. Sometimes they even grin or talk to the audience ... so dumb.

And I actually saw a porn video once where you could hear the director giving instructions from behind the camera! 'Keep going', 'Throw your head back' ... wtf?!

Overly dramatic bottoms who sound like squealing women

And tops who are barely hard - can you not take viagra? It's cheap now. Or if you're not into it, go into another profession.

I agree, R210. What I also dislike is when they show guys fucking in different positions, but skip the actual changing of positions, instead just cutting from position A to position B. Show us how the top pulls out and the bottom turns around and spreads his legs or gets on all fours, show us how the cock is inserted in the new position, and don't forget a kiss in between!

It's a minor pet peeve, but it always annoys a bit me when two guys undress each other and one pulls down the other's trousers and briefs (or whatever kind of underwear he's wearing) all at once. I love to see a nice ass and package in a pair of well-fitting briefs or pants, and then seeing the underwear sloowly being taken off.

Completely agree with you, r282.

[quote] Performers 'breaking the third wall'

Oh, dear!

Johnny V's one word dialogue, "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" C'mon buddy, throw in a "You're so big!" or "Pound me harder!"

Socks especially those no-show type that look like ballet slippers.

Bottoms who are soft while being fucked.

Moles everywhere, I feel bad for the guy but it's pretty distracting, especially skin tags.

Glory holes, always so fake what's the point.

I don't get glory hole videos either, especially those amateur ones where it's like some guy has put up a sheet in his garage. Is that a thing?

R271, I agree. On the other hand, the reverse situation is hot af - when the top is fucking passionately and pulls out just barely in time to get the money shot. Then, it looks like he was really into it, which is so much more erotic than these mechanical fucks you see so often.

Back when people actually worried about HIV, it was annoying when some guys getting come on near the face had a terrified expression like they were about to get sprayed with toxic waste. Not erotic as at all.

Is that the set of $25,000 Pyramid, r285?

Add me to the school of hating guys pulling out to cum. Likewise, when a guy has been sucking cock and then has the man cum all over his face, with his mouth hanging open. If you're not going to take the load, why have your mouth open?

I get the idea of the "money shot" –But it's so much hotter when you see the camera pull back so you can see the guys in the throes of orgasm, then move to a close-up of the bottom's ass with cum oozing out while the top is still fucking him. The same with oral. When the top actually cums in the guy's mouth, and you can see the sucker swallow, with a dribble of cum at the corner of his mouth.

Porn isn't real, but I like it when it looks real. When the guys appear to be getting off on each other.

R290 Don’t most gays have sex in rooms decorated like that?

I want to see Dick Clark stroll out and start quizzing the top and bottom.

Excessive "uh-uh-uhhing" - the worst culprit for this is Damien Crosse, there are some scenes of his where he does this continuously and it is so off-putting.

I am not a fan of rimming hairy assholes, it doesn't turn me on at all - smooth yes, hairy no.

Lack of chemistry.

I'm not really a fan of a short guy fucking a tall guy -- a bottom who is 6'3" getting rammed by a top who's 5'7" just isn't a turn-on for me. But whatever.

Gaping holes. I don't like seeing anyone's rectum. Assholes are pretty, blood-red rectums and prolapses are not.

I mean, someone takes a monster cock and you expect their ass hole to look like showroom quality?

Anal sex scenes that don’t show the penetration shot!!!

Nellie queens screaming I’M COMING!!!! and then convulsing and flopping around like a fish out of water post-orgasm.

R198 Amen, sister

Bottoms that are shriveled up and not hard when getting fucked. Usually accompanied by an expression of pain.

Guys who refuse to devour and savor the cum shooting on their mouth and lips. Especially those idiots who firmly keto their lips closed.

What a waste.

Just goes to show why there’s so many variations of porn. Some things people hate, others love and vice versa.

R295, I love to see a diminutive dude fuck a giant. It’s a huge turn on for me.

....

When a guy makes those disgusting slurping sounds while sucking a cock, gags or coughs. If you don't know how to deepthroat a cock, don't do it on camera. Or do they do that on purpose to show how big the cock is?

When a guy salivates all over the cock he's just sucking

When they edit it in a way that the dialogue doesn't make sense. Example: two guys fuck doggystyle, then the top pulls out and says, 'Now ride my dick'. But in the next scene, the bottom is on his back with his legs in the air. I think all the videos where I noticed this were directed by the same guy. And in one of those videos you could also hear him give direction from behind the camera, as I mentioned in an earlier comment. How can you put SO little effort into your work?

When the cameramen can be seen filming the sex scenes or joins in.

Tim Kruger has been doing that recently. I like it.

Anything abusive. Like when someone starts slapping the person sucking his cock and calls him a "dirty little faggot."

I don't want to know the damage done to people who get off on that type of porn.

Any time a cocksucker swallows and you can't see a drop.

When a guy can't cum, so they jump-cut to where the cocksucker has fake-cum in his mouth.

The gagging a slobbering is just gross.

When we can tell it's not real poo poo the sisters are eating.

Dialogue

Bad kissers or those who don't kiss during porn

Older porn stars that can’t stay hard and then barely squeeze out two drops of cum after a huge melodramatic orgasm.

R134 This is for you!

Fucking on floral blankets and patterned sofas. It’s a total turnoff and a distraction. Who in the hell wants to see guys go at it on Laura Astley sheets? Furthermore, it obscures the action.

“Laura Astley sheets”? Oh my.

Not so much a peeve, but an amusement: porn whores with Jesus tattoos.

R316 here. Sorry, it’s Laura Ashley sheets.

Nipple or penis piercings. I like certain types of piercings, e.g. nose rings or earrings, even navel piercings, but I can't stand them in intimate areas.

I only like porn with Rick Astley sheets and bedding

I'm with you, R321. I'm never gonna give mine up.

R322, they're never gonna to let you down.

They might, r323.

They might run around and desert him.

Something that isn't a pet peeve, and wish studios would do more of, are behind the scenes videos or videos of still photo shoots. Those are kind of hot IMHO.

Fake amateur porn is super annoying.

"Hidden Camera" porn when the performers look right into it.

Slightly off topic, but I love that there have been more than one post where people wonder whether "Bait Bus" is real or not.

Two words...Cum shitting, who thought a blasted out bottom shitting rancid loads in closeup was at all hot.

R329 has been watching Mrs. Patrick Campbell's home movies again.

R328, Bait Bus hasn’t been mentioned once in this thread.

LOL not in this thread R331. In others and IIRC, there have even been specific posts about it.

This seems to be mostly in amateur porn, but any mention of breeding and seed. As well as piercings, dirty feet and the close up shot of penetration over and over. Pro porn sucks for the most part because I rarely get the sense that either are enjoying it. It's all mugging for the camera.

Dirty/moldy grout.

As has been mentioned before, tops who can't get hard, especially when they're paired with a hot bottom who could take all the dick you can give him but the top can't get it up.

Scenes in swimming pools. Imagining all that chlorine obscuring the tastes and smells of the male body is a turn off.

Females, trans, drag queens, ultra feminine gay men, and gay for pay fuckwits in gay porn! Get all of them the fuck out of gay porn, otherwise it's not gay porn at all!

ROYALLY FUCKING OVER IT.

Are those porn fans representative of their johns?

For r290

Spitting in assholes...

Lack of pubic hair.. .

Pooping out semen....

Bad editing...

PET PEEVES IN PORN!

Anything involving Wesley Woods, Piers Paris or Colby Keller.

R339, ooh, who's that actor on the Pyramid. He was never a big star, but I always thought he was hot (in a wholesome way).

R341... i thought the same thing! he's sexy and hot, like the hottest sexiest suburb dad next door neighbor kind of way! handsome!..

R341, that's Charles Siebert, who made it famous on Trapper John, M.D. (the show that also made Gregory Harrison a star) and was very hot in his day.

Tattoos. Limp dick bottoms. Guys who look like they're in pain.

That guy on Pyramid did porn?

R343... thanks for the info!

I liked dick Clark

When it’s obvious the guy giving head sucks at it and has no idea what he’s doing.

R348 was that pun intentional? "sucks at it"

Lmao. No, it honestly wasn’t, r349.

Good catch.

R350 😀😀

I LOVE YOU R28

I love R27 ... got the goods on DL-ers.

Ads with women staying stupid things about how hot you make them, while they play with their snatches -- BEFORE GAY PORN.

It's so stupid.

Cutting between three cameras during cum shots -- especially when it is edited so frantically it could give you an epileptic episode.

When the guy practically recoils after being cummed on. Johnny Rapid is always clearly grossed out by another dude’s semen landing on his body.

I like porn with foreplay. Can't STAND most of it, as they kiss once or twice, then cut to 20+ minutes of CLOSE UP ANAL.

Kristen Bjorn and sometimes Men At Play are notable exceptions...

More close-ups of the face and body parts, other than ass and cocks. The chest, legs, feet, thighs and upper back. Seeing these move and pulsate is hot.

Porn where the guys growl, hit, and spit on each other, mostly seen in bear porn.

Ass pimples.

Worrisome sores.

Actors who obviously would rather be doing something else

The ankle high black athletic socks that are the only articles of clothing left on the models.

Is Bait Bus legit? Does the unsuspecting guy know he's going to be left stranded on the side of the road? I always feel bad for him.

Yes, Rose. It’s totally legit.

Tattoos. Instant turn off,

[R26] is 80 years old

And yet, many seem to agree with him. Yes, tattoos suck. So ten minutes ago.

Dirk Caber-style creepy cackle during sex.

Dirk Caber's presence during anything.

Ill fitting clothes. In particular a scene set in a business/office environment in which a performer is dressed in a suit that is about two sizes too big for him.

R368, that is somehow much more distracting than it ought to be.

Right now reading these is more fun than watching gay porn. I'm getting old.

Bottoms who gyrate, twerk, and jiggle their asses like women.

When models playing "dad" or "stepdad" look like they're 25.

When the "dad" looks the same age as the "son".

When the bottom is taller than the top.

Twincest. Gross.

Impersonal: no kissing, no affection. Just bodies fucking.

Slapping the ass hard too many times. Slapping the face. Spitting on the face. Exaggerated macho shit like punching his chest. Are you having sex or starting a brawl?

Demeaning your partner is not sexy.

[quote] When the bottom is taller than the top.

The exact opposite for me. I LOVE this.

R369, the ill-fitting suit is distracting because it underscores the unlikelihood of the tatted-out, trashy-looking performer having ever dressed like a respectable middle-class person, let alone worn a suit regularly.

The weird "not in front of my salad" thing on Men.com where they stick women in the videos to indicate that the guy is hetero but the whole thing just winds up feeling misogynistic, homophobic (look! I seduced a straight guy!) and overall weird and not sexy

Guys who are mechanical in their movement and look bored while fucking

Trucker hats, socks.

Robotronic Jesse Jackman in anything.

Fake cum. Fortunately, doesn't happen that often. But I've noticed it on a few sites where the guy supposedly cums in the guys ass or mouth and withdraws his cock with a huge amount of stuff that doesn't even look like cum and you can't see any cum left in his cock hole. Also, fake moaning and I do love verbal but can't these guys come up with something that sounds real? And the bottom remains soft and doesn't cum.

Guys who can’t get or stay hard—or who pretend to orgasm. If you can’t afford viagra—or can’t refrain from sex long enough to build up a decent load—you are in the wrong business.

Stupid, overexaggerated facial expressions

slurping or gagging during blowjobs

When actors leave on their shoes and/or a baseball cap

WeHo queens playing straight jocks lol

I find it interesting that some posters think AMATEUR porn should be more polished and high end where these amateur performers prepare better (wash their feet and ass, clean the room, lock away their pets, etc.). It's almost like they expect porn studio quality from a total amateur who does it for free.

Everyone should wash their feet and ass before sex, whether you plan on recording it or not. However, I agree that some people on here seem overly fussy with their complaints about ass pimples, razor bumps etc. Can those people even get it up for a real person, I wonder. Even the hottest, most popular porn stars most likely don't have completely blemish-free skin without make-up and professional lighting. If you hired your favorite porn performer for sex and discovered a pimple on his ass, would you send him home?

When a top is hard-pounding a bottom, which should be hot but isn't because the two performers have zero chemistry, making the pounding just a mechanical act and completely passionless. You could frankly find more eroticism in a rerun of "Hart to Hart."

Any porn scene involving Pierce Paris, Wesley Woods, Dirk Caber, Jesse Jackman or Rocco/Dallas Steele is a serious pass.

A pornstar who clearly has a porn star look (stubble, tattoos, overly tan) wearing a suit. It looks like they’re playing dress up or posing for a headshot. Another observation: Pornstars trying to escape porn and be on TV or in movies is soooooooooooooo sad.

Womanly-sounding moaning - instant turn off

I like to see broad shouldered defined muscular men, not overly muscular, but defined with or without body hair. I dislike shaving body hair, and tatooes. I don't go for the shaved head look or untrimmed beards at all. I like to see the models completely nude, especially the bottoms. No shirts, socks, jockstraps, leather, etc. Love group scenes and gangbangs, but I don't like some of the humiliation that appears in some scenes. Don't go for water sports at all. In the ideal movie for me, every one in the movie will get fucked at some point. I tend to dislike guys who never bottom. Even if a guy bottoms just once, I want to see a dick up his ass. There are a lot of guys who normally top that bottom every now and then. I always enjoyed Chris Rockway, while he usually topped, it seemed that every time he bottomed he got fucked by two or more guys. I have no problem with gay 4 pay guys as long as they bottom. I can see where a guy wants to live with a woman, and may have no problem or even like getting fucked. I prefer a guy laying on his back with his legs in the air when getting fucked, spread as wide apart as possible so to get penetrated as deeply as possible. It's great when a guy is versatile right in a flic, fucking a guy like crazy and then when another guy walks up behind him and rubs his dick on his ass, just spreading his legs a little so the guy can fuck him, all the time not missing a beat fucking the guy he's fucking. Like to be surprised in a film over who's going to bottom, and seeing the big tall strapping guy you'd assume would be the top getting the shit fucked out of him. Used to love the old Cameron Moreton movies from the Czech Republic where this skinny twinky looking guy with a humongous dick would fuck the shit out of all of these hot Czech hunks. Onlly problem with those flicks is that the often didn't penetrate them balls deep. Like to see guys take a dick all the way down.

[quote]I dislike shaving body hair, and tatooes.

I’m not sure what that last one is, but not being a foot fetishist myself, I doubt I’d like it either.

I dislike orgy scenes. Usually there's too much going on, so I can't focus on any particular thing long enough to make myself blast.

Too many “clinical” close-ups of penetration. I don’t need a storyline, but if there are so many cock and ass close-ups that I forget or lose track of whose junk I’m watching, there’s a problem.

I’d like to see more slow seduction scenes. One of hottest, recent ones was with Skyy Knox and Alex Mecum. It was a doctor/patient scene that sizzled with sexual chemistry.

It really pisses me off when you choose the Bareback category from many sites (including Pornhub) when the third video shows a guy fucking with a condom. When I'm really getting excited after some rimming the top stops and looks for a rubber. Just spoils the entire mood. Also, fake cumming, either after sucking a guy and he's ready to shoot, the video has been edited to put fake cum in the suckers mouth and out comes half of cup of fake jizz. Same thing when fucking when the top obviously sounds like he has shot his load inside the bottom's ass and the guy pulls out with not a drop of cum left in the dick's hole but out comes more cum than is humanly possible.

Any guy with foreskin. Immediate turn-off.

Any guy without foreskin. Immediate turn-off.

Straight/Bi guys.