Christina Oxenberg, Yugo-Royal & sister of Dynasty star Catherine "spills the tea" on cousin Andrew ...

She isn't spilling tea; she's making excuses.

she’s not royal, she’s the daughter of one. She might as well be Zara Philips.

[quote]She might as well be Zara Philips.

Zara Philips was Sports Personality of the Year 2006!

(which was odd, considering she has no personality)

...but still.

Well, when a billionaire offers you trafficked under-aged girls on his weird hidden island- what is one to do? It would be awfully impolite to decline.

This bitch has never even met Prince Andrew.

She writes little stories about her glam life and childhood on her Facebook Page.

This is the latest:

SUNDAY STORY🛶 PRINCESS MARGARET 🍦🧥 Somewhere in Scotland I remember children running about, we were near a lake. The late Princess Margaret, sister to the Queen of England, was one of the guests. I believe it was Easter.

My cousins were there and so was my sister Catherine with whom I have little in common, she was always prim while I was a tomboy. My cousin Dimitri and I are a few years apart in age but when we were together we were always looking to stir up fun. Some of us kids got into a small boat and rowed to the center of the lake.

When we were far from land Dimitri and I started to rock the rowboat violently so that water splashed over the sides. Soon Catherine was screaming, “I am 10 years old! I am too young to die!” This made us laugh and we rocked the boat harder until we were all drenched and nearly capsizing. When we tired with our game we rowed back to shore and released her.

Wet, and with Catherine whimpering, concerned grown-ups told us we needed to change into dry clothes. For some reason Princess Margaret wrapped Dimitri in her knee length brown leather coat. This was the late 1960s, it was probably the height of chic. I remember her laughingly telling Dimitri to not ruin her coat. As if, right?

Part of the entertainment was an ice cream cart and all you did was line up and receive whatever flavor you wanted. Dimitri and I received our ice creams and then immediately hunted Catherine. She saw us coming and started running away. We chased hard and caught her.

We pinned her face down into the grass. “Not my hair,” she wailed, “I washed it today!” So we mashed our ice creams into her tresses.

Princess Margaret‘s brown leather coat got the worst of it but well worth it as Dimitri and I couldn’t stop laughing for the rest of the holiday.

I won't bother to check FB. Is this for real, R6?

[quote]Oxenberg is estranged from her mother, Princess Elizabeth of Yugoslavia, as well as her sister—who remains best-known for a two-year run on Dynasty in the 1980s—and writes unsparingly about them both. Recently, she referred to the former as “Genghis Khan,” and the latter as “a veritable drooling sinkhole of want.”

I remember when he sister was THE hawt model.

Sap from a rotten tree.

Her sister, Catherine, went thru hell recently when her daughter got caught up in some terrible cult.

R5 Cracks me up. There have been many pictures over the decades of them together, along with other royals, and aristos. There most recently have been some floating about of parties with Epstein, Andrew, Jizzy Lane, and Oxenberg.

When she was last in England she visited Prince Michael and whatsisname.

Shame she didn't get a snap with Princess Michael.

Raised as royalty and the results are a "dumb sap". "God save the Queen."

R10, yes, the NXIVM craziness (Keith Raniere, that chick from the Superman show). I believe the daughter was one of the ones branded. And Catherine seemed to be one of the earlier voices trying to get attention paid to it once her daughter basically disappeared (location ally and size-wise).

Wow - what a nasty bitch. She embodies everything I hate about the spoiled children of lesser royalty. They think they are higher than they are, don't work, and feel like they can make nasty condescending comments about everyone.

[quote]Recent entries have dished on Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein; her mother’s alleged affairs with John F. Kennedy, Peter Beard, and Warren Beatty; and her sister’s nine-day marriage to producer Robert Evans.

Wow! Her mother fucked Warren Beatty. Who didn't?

I'd quite like to know why her sister's marriage to Robert Evans only lasted nine days.

I forgot all about that Robert Evans marriage. I wonder if Catherine ever swapped stories with Michelle Phillips, who was married to Dennis Hopper for a week.

[quote]“It’s everything I’ve been asked never to repeat,” she tells T&C from her home in Palm Beach, where she has lived since Hurricane Irma destroyed her Key West residence in 2017. “But I feel that after the age of 50, the gloves have to come off.”

I used to follow her Facebook blog and remember her fleeing from Key West in her car, staying with any one of her friends who would put her up as she fled across America.

You probably have a movie script there, Christina! Dump all this Royal gossip mularkey!

Her comments seem to - exonerate isn’t the right word, but cut Andrew slack to some extent. She suggests he was a “sap” who was being used.

Key West to Palm Beach is hardly "across America."

But the best part!

[quote]“But I feel that after the age of 50, the gloves have to come off.”

This is quite funny.

[quote]“They were grifters and he was low-hanging fruit,” she says now. “He really was a hapless sap. But he’s my cousin so I love him, and I understand that being a dummy doesn’t make you a bad guy.

I know someone who will be scratched off next year's royal Christmas card list.

I’m withholding judgment until Karen Cellini’s sister weighs in.

Fuck Warren Beatty?? Not me, sister! Tuh!

[quote]“But I feel that after the age of 50, the gloves have to come off.”

The Datalounge Battle Cry

'Veritable drooling sinkhole of want' is impressive!!

Goodness, that story at R6 reveals such endless depths of cuntitude!

Tormenting and bullying another child presented as good fun, same for ruining someone else's possessions, and all so she can name-drop Princess "Cunt of Cunts" Margaret.

[quote]Tormenting and bullying another child presented as good fun, same for ruining someone else's possessions, and all so she can name-drop Princess "Cunt of Cunts" Margaret.

I'm sure her American FB followers are impressed...as is Town & Cuntry.

Clearly she's found what gets attention...and now she's over 50 she's taking off her gloves....sorry "the gloves have to come off".

If you want to read more you have to pay for it.

"Secrets. The Dirty Truth"

$3 or more per month

(I don't understand the pricing).

[quote] yes, the NXIVM craziness (Keith Raniere, that chick from the Superman show). I believe the daughter was one of the ones branded. And Catherine seemed to be one of the earlier voices trying to get attention paid to it once her daughter basically disappeared (location ally and size-wise).

What's also interesting, R15, is that there are speculations that NXIVM is also linked to Epstein. Back in the spring I went down a long wormhole and read article after article about him. The long story short is that it his patron, Les Wexner, was friends/partners with Bromfman and one of his daughters(?) (maybe sister?) was tried and convicted in the NXIVM madness but received a suspiciously light sentence.

I'll give it some thought. I feel like there's another connection as well.

This is where you sign up. She calls it becoming a patron. But paying monthly?

I knew I'd find something here :-

She did some local Florida Keys TV before the floods drove her out.

She wears nice hats, but she's obnoxious. Tina Obnoxiousberg should be her nom de plume.

I thought the Key West hurricane was a big nothingburger, finally. Homes were destroyed. As such a grandee, she didn't have a sturdy villa in the Keys that could take a bit of wind?

[quote]I thought the Key West hurricane was a big nothingburger, finally.

No, it was a very big deal. Are you kidding?

Those Serbian ex-royals are surprisingly down-to-earth. Christina's mom was even seen riding a bus in Belgrade recently. Wouldn't it be fabulous running into a fucking princess on a city bus?!

[quote]Raised as royalty and the results are a "dumb sap". "God save the Queen."

You seem to be fooled by the accent because if you actually listen to them speak, they have a rather simplistic vocabulary. Not quite Trump, but definitely not an SAT-level vocabulary.

I'd still bang her.

I once saw her Mom on a national American talk show. She was going to Switzerland getting injections from baby lambs blood, something like that, for youthfulness.

The interviewer asked her how much it cost. She said something like "35" (so discreet) - anyway, a huge amount. I thought "I wonder what middle Americans make of this woman".

R41. Need an introduction?

Love this pic of her Mom in the '60s.

The Mom talks about the night they had to flee Yugoslavia.

The Mom talks about her relationship with the 👑English Royal Family 👑 @ link.

The Kents are the children of her mother's sister, she says. Wonder how she gets along with you know who?

Who was a bigger player, this woman or Trudeau's mom?

Sounds very juicy

Thanks for posting that, R44. I love everything about that picture: hair, jewels, cheekbones, dress, flowers, painting, drink, men. Gorgeous composition and colors. I wonder what chic party this was, and who took the photo.

I agree, R49

She was quite one of the 60s bombshells. For some reason beautiful women never looked more beautiful than in the '60s.

Christina made the cover of New York Magazine in 1997.

She's not kidding when she says she estranged from her mother :-

SECRETS 💔 SINFULLY GREEDYPATRONS please follow the link

... After Mama unsuccessfully tried to kill her third husband she settled for a divorce... and then she tried to crucify him😬

R12 Prince Michael and his brother, the Duke of Kent. Their mother, Princess Marina was sister to Christina Oxenberg's grandmother, Olga.

[quote] Those Serbian ex-royals are surprisingly down-to-earth. Christina's mom was even seen riding a bus in Belgrade recently. Wouldn't it be fabulous running into a fucking princess on a city bus?!

The eldest son of Crown Prince Alexander was born in Chicago and currently lives and works in New York City. He's an artist and although his title is Hereditary Prince Peter, he uses the name Peter Karadjordjevic in business. He's almost 40 years old, never been married, and hasn't been known to have had a steady girlfriend. My guess, gay.

More interesting than beautiful, imo, r50. Beautiful photography though....

Bring back Serbian royalty.

Bring back the Greek royalty too!

[quote] Bring back the Greek royalty too!

Just watch Young and the Restless.

She runs with that other fake royal, "Prince Dimitri" of Yugoslavia. Ugh.

Yes. Here she is with him, Ivanka & Dr. Ruth.

and him and Gizlaine.

Christina & Donald.

Well we can see who got the looks in THAT family. Girl is plain.

Classless Cunt.

[quote] She runs with that other fake royal, "Prince Dimitri" of Yugoslavia.

They are first cousins. She's of "royal blood", but not royal. He is both. He was born a Yugoslavian prince and his maternal grandfather was the last King of Italy. His maternal grandmother was a Belgian princess. His paternal grandmother was a Princess of Greece and Denmark.

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R64, that doesn't make him a legitimate prince. The Yugoslavian and Italian monarchies were abolished a good while back, if memory serves, and the other two lineages are on the female side, so he wouldn't have inherited a princely title from either his maternal or paternal grandmother. He ain't a prince. He just styles himself that way. It's somewhat similar to the FORMER Greek royal family, but at least they can legitimately say they are princes and princesses of Denmark.

Catherine Oxenberg was the only actress who played Princess Diana in a TV movie and actually had something close to Diana’s “it” factor.

[quote] Catherine Oxenberg was the only actress who played Princess Diana in a TV movie and actually had something close to Diana’s “it” factor.

She stated at the time that she telephoned Prince Charles and asked him if he had a problem with her playing Diana. He told her he was fine with it.