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What does dick smell like?

You guys seem to endlessly discuss how awful pussy smells. We need to have a serious discussion on what exactly penises smell like.

by Anonymousreply 67December 28, 2019 10:18 AM

Chicken . . . oh wait, that's what does dick taste like? Uhhhhhh . . .

by Anonymousreply 1December 24, 2019 7:36 AM

Nothing. Hopefully.

by Anonymousreply 2December 24, 2019 7:38 AM

Must, sweat, piss, and semen. And that's after a long day of being out and about.

by Anonymousreply 3December 24, 2019 7:41 AM

Lovely

by Anonymousreply 4December 24, 2019 7:44 AM

Delicious

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by Anonymousreply 5December 24, 2019 7:45 AM

Poop?

by Anonymousreply 6December 24, 2019 7:46 AM

Urine? At least immediately after urination...

by Anonymousreply 7December 24, 2019 8:03 AM

That's not fucking true if you wipe after peeing.

You're killing my fantasies of spontaneous sex.

by Anonymousreply 8December 24, 2019 8:08 AM

daddy

by Anonymousreply 9December 24, 2019 8:24 AM

Teen Spirit.

by Anonymousreply 10December 24, 2019 8:25 AM
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by Anonymousreply 11December 24, 2019 8:37 AM

If you're circumcised, there's very little smell. Now, balls, on the other hand...

by Anonymousreply 12December 24, 2019 8:41 AM

Your breath

by Anonymousreply 13December 24, 2019 8:57 AM

“I wouldn’t suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating, and there was OXYGEN in your BALLS!”

by Anonymousreply 14December 24, 2019 9:03 AM

Like tonsils and throat.

by Anonymousreply 15December 24, 2019 9:08 AM

Like dessert.

by Anonymousreply 16December 24, 2019 9:15 AM

Summer’s Eve, rosemary herbs and mint oil.

by Anonymousreply 17December 24, 2019 9:17 AM

Cheese 🧀

by Anonymousreply 18December 24, 2019 9:21 AM

Penises are beautiful and have a neutral smell.

by Anonymousreply 19December 24, 2019 9:23 AM

Only bad dicks smell like cheese, r18.

by Anonymousreply 20December 24, 2019 9:25 AM

Dick doesn't reek like pussy. For stater we don't bleed down there on a monthly basis. Secondly, men don't usually get UTIs or bladder infections. Lets be honest, pussies stink. Vaginosis is real thing. I can smell it a mile away when some stinky frau is walking by my cubical.

by Anonymousreply 21December 24, 2019 9:27 AM

I love how, when you’re about to have sex with a guy and you’re getting undressed, the scent of musk wafts into the air when you both pull your underwear down. It’s so fucking hot and gets me hard as a rock.

Just another reason why men are so fucking sexy.

by Anonymousreply 22December 24, 2019 9:49 AM

After being in OP's ass dicks will smell like urine, feces, blood, sweat, and tears.

by Anonymousreply 23December 24, 2019 10:12 AM

Very fresh and firm. Hard to separate the taste from the scent. Silky smooth yet hard ....maybe the scent of a lovely shell you found on the beach, rinsed numerous times, then patted dry with a clean cotton cloth.

The scent of possibilities

by Anonymousreply 24December 24, 2019 10:14 AM

R21 I was at Walmart earlier shopping and sat down for a bit so my nose was at crotch level and my fucking god! the smell of stanky vaginaes walking by literally had me in tears. I guess every lady decided to have their periods all at once. Was there a full moon today?

by Anonymousreply 25December 24, 2019 10:15 AM

Talcum powder

by Anonymousreply 26December 24, 2019 10:37 AM

Cut dick smells like nothing because, well, it's cut. This is great if desexualized genitalia neutered of its masculine olfactory qualities is your thing because of social conditioning that androsterone scented male is unpleasant.

Uncut dick, on the other hand, smells fucking amazing. 🐷

by Anonymousreply 27December 24, 2019 10:54 AM

R5, that is such a hot scene. Clive Owen's dick is heaven.

by Anonymousreply 28December 24, 2019 10:56 AM

Hamburgers

by Anonymousreply 29December 24, 2019 11:04 AM

Soap.

by Anonymousreply 30December 24, 2019 11:05 AM

He means hamburders.

by Anonymousreply 31December 24, 2019 11:05 AM

Dicks smell of caca.

by Anonymousreply 32December 24, 2019 11:09 AM

Dick smells like pussy. I'm not talking about after its been in a pussy.

by Anonymousreply 33December 24, 2019 12:22 PM

My nice store-bought dick has been overlooked for awhile. Should I throw it away or have someone else taste it, first? How long does dick last?

by Anonymousreply 34December 24, 2019 2:19 PM

Gin and regret

by Anonymousreply 35December 24, 2019 2:29 PM

Depends on the vintage and breeding, OP.

by Anonymousreply 36December 24, 2019 2:33 PM

Rancid pee.

But if you really want the dick you get in there anyway.

by Anonymousreply 37December 24, 2019 2:35 PM

Sweat, sometimes cum. If unwashed it smells a little bit like fish, just like vaginas.

by Anonymousreply 38December 24, 2019 2:38 PM

Sometime I get penile discharge that smells like a corpse.

by Anonymousreply 39December 24, 2019 3:00 PM

R39 Sometime I writes like a brain damaged fucking tard. Please kills me now.

by Anonymousreply 40December 24, 2019 3:11 PM

Springtime

by Anonymousreply 41December 24, 2019 4:15 PM

[quote] Must, sweat, piss, and semen.

MUSK is the word you're looking for, dear. Musky.

"Musty" smells like Grandma's attic.

by Anonymousreply 42December 24, 2019 4:17 PM

Smells like yummy sweaty lollipops or sad toilet. Depending on the situation. Word to the wise, drip dry doesn't cut it if you're expecting company.

by Anonymousreply 43December 24, 2019 4:18 PM

"MUSK is the word you're looking for, dear. Musky. "Musty" smells like Grandma's attic."

You've obviously never been anywhere near my husband.

by Anonymousreply 44December 24, 2019 4:22 PM

For you sad fat whores who keep saying it smells like pee or poop?

Find a better class of dude to fuck around with, because it never smells like that for most of us.

by Anonymousreply 45December 24, 2019 4:22 PM

[quote]"Musty" smells like Grandma's attic.

And other things.

by Anonymousreply 46December 24, 2019 5:06 PM

r20 is Glynda the good fairy.

by Anonymousreply 47December 24, 2019 5:11 PM

It smells the way it looks.

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by Anonymousreply 48December 24, 2019 5:22 PM

[Quote] If unwashed it smells a little bit like fish, just like vaginas

If washed, nothing ever smells like anything very much. Dick, pussy, whatever. That's one of the points of washing. So dick smells like pussy. So what are gays here going on and about pussy smell then? Poor Cheryl.

by Anonymousreply 49December 25, 2019 1:09 AM

And that the hell does "sad toilet" smell like? How can a commode be sad? Toilets don't have emotions.

by Anonymousreply 50December 25, 2019 3:07 AM

r48, Whoa. Definitely could've done without that visual

by Anonymousreply 51December 25, 2019 3:37 AM

Vanilla during the week, coconut on the weekends.

by Anonymousreply 52December 25, 2019 3:55 AM

R48 please do not post pics of dingleberries. TIA.

by Anonymousreply 53December 25, 2019 4:37 AM

I live for the smell of being nose-deep in a guy’s bush whilst I have his dick in my mouth. Dicks don’t really smell of anything, but that musky pube and ball sweat is to die for. Merry Christmas, whores! x

by Anonymousreply 54December 25, 2019 5:36 AM

The cut ones were always the stinky ones, not uncut. Go figure.

by Anonymousreply 55December 25, 2019 5:44 AM

How much longer are you going to keep pushing the "uncut dick doesn't smell" bullshit? Uncut dick has more places for bacteria to grow than cut. Stop this already.

by Anonymousreply 56December 25, 2019 5:51 AM

[quote]Toilets don't have emotions.

Speak for yourself!

by Anonymousreply 57December 25, 2019 1:09 PM

R56 hasn't tasted a penis since he was an alter boy.

by Anonymousreply 58December 25, 2019 1:10 PM

R58, I have tasted dick from every country, uncut and cut. More chance that uncut will have an odour.

by Anonymousreply 59December 26, 2019 3:25 AM
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by Anonymousreply 60December 26, 2019 3:34 AM

Usually like Irish spring

by Anonymousreply 61December 26, 2019 4:08 AM

from another thread

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by Anonymousreply 62December 26, 2019 4:13 AM

Dick cheese is awful. Worse yet, I encountered it when blowing a guy who was a freaking RN. Talk about awkward, I had to stop and call him out on that, and end the encounter.

by Anonymousreply 63December 26, 2019 5:11 AM

Dicks don't smell like sad toilet you stupid motherfuckers.

by Anonymousreply 64December 26, 2019 8:45 AM

Oprah’s sweet potato pie.

by Anonymousreply 65December 26, 2019 10:02 AM

The question should have been “what do balls smell like?” For me, they smell like a man’s essence...musky with a little sweat and notes of spice. Forget teabagging: for me, heaven is having a man rub his balls and drape scrotum all over my face.

by Anonymousreply 66December 26, 2019 10:35 AM

What about the anus? What does it smell like? I dare you to explain.

by Anonymousreply 67December 28, 2019 10:18 AM
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