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Conan's associate producer, Jordan Schlansky

He has regularly appeared in segments on Late Night, which always revolve around Conan trying to break Jordan's extremely serious, Patrick Bateman-esque demeanor and making fun of his effeminate affectation. A fairly handsome guy. He's married to a woman.

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by Anonymousreply 11May 21, 2020 2:14 PM

Oh he's a full hunk. FULL hunk. He's hilarious as well. I was sure he was gay, but no... he's just... sophisticated. The way he and Conan play off each other is golden.

by Anonymousreply 1December 23, 2019 5:01 AM

I Schlanskyed last night. I asked for "fettucine alla bolognese" correctly in a restaurant. The waitress repeated it back to me American-style, "fettuccine bow-low-nays." And I corrected her, "no, fettuccine [italic]alla bow-low-nyay-zay." And she gave me a look like I was Jordan Schlansky.

I probably should not have tipped her as generously as I did, but the dish was excellent, and I'd forgotten about the pronunciation debacle until I watched that video.

by Anonymousreply 2December 23, 2019 5:03 AM

[/italic]I keep forgetting to turn off the italics.

by Anonymousreply 3December 23, 2019 5:04 AM

[italic]Jordan[/italic] wouldn't forget.

by Anonymousreply 4December 23, 2019 5:06 AM

I love when they travel together. My favorites were their trips to Italy and Germany.

by Anonymousreply 5December 23, 2019 5:15 AM

Ridiculous bod.

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by Anonymousreply 6December 23, 2019 5:19 AM

R5 the Italy episode was hilarious

by Anonymousreply 7December 23, 2019 9:17 PM

Jordan screams gay. Visiting Italy by himself.

by Anonymousreply 8May 21, 2020 1:48 PM

I had completely forgotten that Conan O'Brien exists.

by Anonymousreply 9May 21, 2020 1:53 PM

Pre-2009 Conan was hilarious. Post-2009 Conan just seems very angry and bitter, and his show isn’t as fun to watch.

by Anonymousreply 10May 21, 2020 1:55 PM

I'd want more than social distance between me and Jordan in this video.

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by Anonymousreply 11May 21, 2020 2:14 PM
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