Uncle Joe's Magic Hairline
DLEGs-- can you explain how or why Joe Biden's receding hairline has not changed much from where it was in the photo below, which was taken 32 years ago.
Does that happen--the hair starts to thin but never really falls out and you get maybe 1% more bald each year?
Or is he taking some sort of drug to stop it? Clearly not a rug of any sort today as it's still thinning a lot in the same places. (Or is that a special kind of rug?)
Thanks!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 11 | December 25, 2019 9:08 PM
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He had transplants back when they were awful.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 22, 2019 4:55 PM
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They don't call him "Plugs Biden" for nothing. They had to do a special type of screw-on hairy skull cap given how many times they open his cranium to do brain aneurysm repair surgery on his brain.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 2 | December 22, 2019 5:00 PM
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My ex-boyfriend is similar. He was going tragically bald up until his mid-20s and then it sort of froze. He's in his late-50s now and his hair has stayed pretty much where it was twenty-some years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 22, 2019 5:00 PM
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Oh, you want to see magic, do you???
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 22, 2019 5:02 PM
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He looks better today than he did when he was younger. How does that happen?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 22, 2019 5:04 PM
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R5, there are a lot of guys like that.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 22, 2019 5:13 PM
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Vanity, they name is đť‘´đť’‚đť’Ź.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 25, 2019 7:23 PM
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He got hair plugs very young, actually. People knew about it then, he didn’t really hide it. Now he’s much older and I think even the hair plugs are losing hair. Or whatever is around them is.
I think in the end, it’s probably better long term not to do stuff like that. Because when you’re much older it’s not going to be surprising that you’re bald or gray haired, and as long as whatever you do looks natural, people don’t think about it or care. When you run into problems is when you start doing a combover, like Trump, dyeing your hair weird fake colors or that orangish reddish color a lot of hair dye turns into, or doing other weird things like Trump and his scalp reduction surgery.
I’m wondering if eventually Trump will get bald enough that his scalp scars will show and he’ll look like Frankenstein. If you’re going to do all that, you’d be better off with a toupee, honestly. Or just admit you’re going bald and be secure about it, like Adam Schiff.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 25, 2019 7:31 PM
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R9 I’m convinced Trumps scalp scars form a 666.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 25, 2019 7:53 PM
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R70, I wouldn’t be surprised if the plastic surgeon long ago already had Trump’s number and did that on purpose. And nobody, including Ivana, ever told him.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 25, 2019 9:08 PM
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