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Those teefs are fine. Imperfections are ok as long clean and white. Next!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 18, 2019 2:04 AM |
His teeth don't bother me in the least. Americans obsession with teeth is absolutely bizarre.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 18, 2019 2:24 AM |
His teeth don't bother me in the least. Americans obsession with teeth is absolutely bizarre.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 18, 2019 2:24 AM |
"Is there anyone here with teeth just a little uneven? Who won't spend more time in a mirror than he does with Me?"
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 18, 2019 2:32 AM |
White pearly teeths are useless on 300-lb stenching blobs of lard.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 18, 2019 2:34 AM |
You know what? I've always had a thing with mouths, but like... specifically how teeth shape the way one's mouth rests... Helena Bonham Carter's got an awesome mouth shape because of this. I've always thought Chris Martin did too. You can hear the way affects his speech. I don't know how to fully articulate it, but it sort of adds this adorable quality to his voice. I don't know... I'd fuck Chris Martin up down left and right and I'm jealous GOOP got to do it to be honest.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 18, 2019 2:38 AM |
Not bad teefs...for a Brit.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 18, 2019 2:43 AM |
I always found his face extremely ugly. At least the teeth match his disgusting face!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 18, 2019 2:47 AM |
That mouth could pay an orthodontist's mortgage.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 18, 2019 2:49 AM |
Relax OP, his teeth are fine. It's not like they are all 🎶 yeellloow 🎶
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 18, 2019 2:50 AM |
They're perfectly alright with me, but I'm British.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 18, 2019 3:02 AM |
His band-mate has beautiful teeth, and a beautiful name. Guy Berryman.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 18, 2019 3:06 AM |
Guy was always the dreamboat in the band.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 18, 2019 3:07 AM |
He hollywooded his teefs, but he was always boyishly gorgeous.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 18, 2019 3:09 AM |
does he smoke? the front two are yellow.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 18, 2019 3:09 AM |
Goop is a closet smoker, so I wouldn't at all be surprised if Martin does.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 18, 2019 3:15 AM |
He was once very desirable. BUt after his marriage to GOOP, he just lost all the shine.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 18, 2019 3:30 AM |
He was once very desirable. BUt after his marriage to GOOP, he just lost all the shine.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 18, 2019 3:30 AM |
Goop and Martin live in Mandeville Canyon, where LA bans outdoor smoking. Because it has thousands of residents, with only one two-lane road in and out, you can only smoke inside.
Anyways, more Guy.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 18, 2019 3:30 AM |