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Penis-Fish by the Thousands wash up on CA Shore
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| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 13, 2019 9:06 AM |
Wow. That name fits it perfectly.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 13, 2019 12:37 AM |
I'm sure thousands of horny gay men and straight women are descending on the beach for Mother Nature's free dildos.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 13, 2019 12:39 AM |
They looked like lava lamps without the lamp?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 13, 2019 12:59 AM |
Fuck, ugh, Iām screaming in discomfort.
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| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 13, 2019 2:54 AM |
must be that radiation from the Japanese plant. They had a storm just recently where bags of radiation waste were washed away into streams...like 51 bags! or 31...I forget the number but I wouldn't eat raw fish if I were you...
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 13, 2019 3:07 AM |
Won't be long before some sad gay porn stars are shoving them up their prolapsed assholes on OnlyFans
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 13, 2019 8:56 AM |
Well, maybe you could shove the penis fish somewhere, if they'd ever get hard...
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 13, 2019 9:06 AM |