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“Florida Man” stories

Don’t see how this one can be beat:

MAN FOUND PARTIALLY EATEN BY ALLIGATOR IN POLK COUNTY DIED FROM METH OVERDOSE, AUTOPSY SHOWS Michael Ford II was found in an alligator's mouth in a pond in June by a Mosaic Co. employee.

Author: 10News WTSP Published: 12/11/19 FORT MEADE, Fla. — A man who was found partially eaten by an alligator in Polk County died due to a methamphetamine overdose and not from an alligator attack, according to autopsy results released Wednesday.

On June 27 this year, 10News reported that a company employee at the Mosaic Co. in Ft. Meade came across an 11-foot alligator in a pond on the property that had a deceased man in its mouth, according to the Polk County Sheriff’s Office.

The body was identified as 45-year-old Michael Ford II, who was not an employee of Mosaic, deputies said. At the time, it was unclear whether the cause of death was an alligator attack or something else.

On Wednesday, the Medical Examiner's Office for Polk, Hardee and Highlands Counties released its findings. It cited “methamphetamine intoxication” as the cause of death and said the alligator attack looks to have happened after Ford had already died. It is still unclear why Ford was on the property.

by Anonymousreply 8January 20, 2020 8:03 PM

wonder if the gator got high.....

by Anonymousreply 1December 12, 2019 7:46 PM

That was exactly my question r1.

by Anonymousreply 2December 12, 2019 8:26 PM

Competition

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by Anonymousreply 3January 13, 2020 5:32 AM

Damn, that was some good shit!

I am so fucking high right now.....

by Anonymousreply 4January 13, 2020 5:42 AM

Polk County MethHead

Gators gotcha - you're dead.

(Chomp. Chomp-Chomp!)

Everybody said it was a shame,

'Cause his dealer was a'workin' on a chain gang . . .

by Anonymousreply 5January 13, 2020 5:50 AM

Light reading;

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by Anonymousreply 6January 20, 2020 7:38 PM

have fun, OP

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by Anonymousreply 7January 20, 2020 7:42 PM

A cut segment from the opening scene of "Magnolia".

by Anonymousreply 8January 20, 2020 8:03 PM
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