DL what do we know about "ShaneMuscle" aka "Trophy Boy"? Who's got the tea?

his realjock profile that is verified

Is that Courtney Love?

He looks like a roided up SJP

He's been discussed for decades. Dude is in his 50s. Perfect body? M'kay, Helen Keller.

Oh God, that lying creature still walks the earth?

Ew..

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

It looks Photoshop.

Is It Photoshop?

Meg Ryan has really been working out!

Is he CGI?

THERE you are, Susan Somers!!

A guy on the linked thread at r5 had this to say:

"Experience: My experience with Travis was a disappointment. He doesn't look like his pics, at least he doesn't anymore, and he was hours late for an appointment that was set-up weeks in advance and confirmed a few days in advance.

Travis' (aka BlondSurfJock's) on-line presence lists him as being 25. I have no idea exactly how old he is, but would have to say there is zero chance that he is 25. My guess would be somewhere between 35 and 40. I would be confident that the pics he uses are his own, the problem is they are very dated. So when you anticipate opening the door and finding a hot ripped 25 year old, what you find is a guy who is now probably about 35 years old, no longer ripped and well the entire vibe is just different.

Travis was a nice enough guy and put in a decent effort as a bottom, so I don't want to fault him for that. I would also offer that some guys who hire are into or looking for husky guys in their mid 30's.

So if that is what you want, then go for it. If what you want is a ripped 25 year old, I would keep looking ..."

I can't reconcile his face with his body. There's a disconnect. My brain can't process it.

I thought that was Courtney Love's face photoshopped on a bodybuilder's body.

Photo at OP looks like one of those face in the hole pics. Very odd.

Age: 27

If you try to hire *that* you deserve whatever you get.

He'd look hotter if he wasn't so pumped up and if he got a haircut.

TWAWWWWWMMMMMYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

YOU’RE ALLLAAAAWWWWWWWWYYYYVVVEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Claims to be 27 but joined realjock 11/06/06, when he was “14”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

A really evil queen would report him, and try to have him banned. But ffs, he looks like a woman with no adam’s apple, photoshopped onto a muscle queen’s distorted corpse.

Is she trans?

R22 yeah probably closer to 40 by now

that ass is something else...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I thought Nicole Bass died years ago

LOL....poor Nicole Bass, I was a long time member of that ratty old gym on 4th Ave in the Village. She was on so many steroids that her personality was forever warped. That husband was a closet case grifter. Fun times.

I wonder what Nicole is doing these days?

R27 She BE DEAD

Suzzane looks fabulous.

Was she in Fatal Attraction?

She look like a man. What? Oh.

That looks like a wig he’s wearing.

It all looks like colorforms to me.

I feel like there's a new thread on this guy every couple years.

I loved her in Fleetwood Mac

Seriously looks like someone PSd the head of a fairly attractive 18 year old girl onto the body of a male bodybuilder

I miss Nicole

It looks like a woman's face has been photoshopped onto a 40-year-old bodybuilder.!!!! Something is not right here so beware!

She was great on Roseanne

What the hell? I was just on a different thread. Sorry, and do carry on with the slagging.

Buffalo Bill seems like a safer hookup.

Sophie B. Hawkins looks good

Suzanne Somers should stop juicing ASAP. She's gone too far.

His clients put the lotion In the basket or they get the hose again

Both plastic surgery AND photoshop, combined, can't help this poor creature.

Kill it with fire...

I’d love to see what it looks like in person, out of morbid curiosity.

Apparently he is a whore and obviously looks nothing like this. So I wonder what his actual, shop bottom job is? I'm picturing clerk at a 24hr Pharmacy in a small strip mall on a very long commercial strip with lots of potholes.

....

She's come a long way.

Well he is not in the least attractive to me. You guys can have him.

Well he is not in the least attractive to me. You guys can have him.

Neil Young's wife is looking pumped.

What happens when it goes out in the sunlight?

Is this another thread about the sexually creepy CGI in Cats?

This thing is so... disturbing.

Everything else aside, second location in NJ?

No.

Full stop.

I love Hillary Duff

yick

If memory serves, he's in his late 50s or early 60s. There was an old thread about him here about 10 or 11 years ago in which somebody linked his high school photos from the late '70s on some reunion Facebook page.

He's also on Model Mayhem, where he claims to be 28.

Shirtless on LinkedIn

WTF am i even looking at?

This is the way to handle it