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You're a Frau. You're soon to be divorced and taking the kids (of course). What's the reason?

Mine: While waiting for my cardiologist appointment, I happened across several articles in a women's magazine that inspired me to begin a "spiritual journey towards finding myself."

by Anonymousreply 19December 12, 2019 8:04 AM

He gets better cock than me.

by Anonymousreply 1December 11, 2019 9:47 AM

I found DH in bed. With a man!

by Anonymousreply 2December 11, 2019 9:48 AM

He's used to be a husband, now he's the oldest child.

by Anonymousreply 3December 11, 2019 9:58 AM

He's transitioning

by Anonymousreply 4December 11, 2019 10:01 AM

He was sending dick pics to underaged teens.

by Anonymousreply 5December 11, 2019 10:04 AM

I read Eat, Prey, Love, now I'm going to India to find myself. I hope to write a book about my experience then be interviewed by Oprah under the big oak tree in her backyard, sitting in her green wicker armchair in my linen shift dress. We'll drink chai and be girlfriends together. She'll quote Maya Angelou and then give me a new car.

by Anonymousreply 6December 11, 2019 10:05 AM

He has no ambition, and I can score better cock at Planet Fitness.

by Anonymousreply 7December 11, 2019 10:30 AM

I’m in love with my SoulCycle instructor, Tammi.

by Anonymousreply 8December 11, 2019 10:34 AM

All the nurses at the hospital. No amount of silicone and fillers can stop the never ending avalanche of young, trashy, sexy nurses at his hospital.

by Anonymousreply 9December 11, 2019 10:42 AM

He gave me an exercise bike for Christmas.

by Anonymousreply 10December 11, 2019 10:44 AM

he made fun of my Yankee Candle gift when I put so much effort into putting on a house dress, going to the mall and spending his money to buy him a gift.

by Anonymousreply 11December 11, 2019 10:54 AM

He broke my favourite mug. That's literal violence!

by Anonymousreply 12December 11, 2019 10:57 AM

He refused to join me in my Sex-and-the-City-inspired whim to move across the country to a one-bedroom apartment in madcap Manhattan with our six children (ages 2 through 15) and blog about it.

by Anonymousreply 13December 11, 2019 11:02 AM

R13, Hilaria? He did.

by Anonymousreply 14December 11, 2019 11:05 AM

Aaron Taylor Johnson asked me to run off with him.

by Anonymousreply 15December 11, 2019 11:42 AM

He fucked the nanny and everyone else.

by Anonymousreply 16December 11, 2019 12:57 PM

He wont participate in Secret Santa

by Anonymousreply 17December 11, 2019 1:02 PM

He beats the crap out of me and the kids when he gets drunk.

by Anonymousreply 18December 11, 2019 1:11 PM

[quote]Eat, Prey, Love

A fantastic Freudian slip.

by Anonymousreply 19December 12, 2019 8:04 AM
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