Mine: While waiting for my cardiologist appointment, I happened across several articles in a women's magazine that inspired me to begin a "spiritual journey towards finding myself."
You're a Frau. You're soon to be divorced and taking the kids (of course). What's the reason?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 12, 2019 8:04 AM |
He gets better cock than me.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 11, 2019 9:47 AM |
I found DH in bed. With a man!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 11, 2019 9:48 AM |
He's used to be a husband, now he's the oldest child.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 11, 2019 9:58 AM |
He's transitioning
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 11, 2019 10:01 AM |
He was sending dick pics to underaged teens.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 11, 2019 10:04 AM |
I read Eat, Prey, Love, now I'm going to India to find myself. I hope to write a book about my experience then be interviewed by Oprah under the big oak tree in her backyard, sitting in her green wicker armchair in my linen shift dress. We'll drink chai and be girlfriends together. She'll quote Maya Angelou and then give me a new car.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 11, 2019 10:05 AM |
He has no ambition, and I can score better cock at Planet Fitness.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 11, 2019 10:30 AM |
I’m in love with my SoulCycle instructor, Tammi.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 11, 2019 10:34 AM |
All the nurses at the hospital. No amount of silicone and fillers can stop the never ending avalanche of young, trashy, sexy nurses at his hospital.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 11, 2019 10:42 AM |
He gave me an exercise bike for Christmas.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 11, 2019 10:44 AM |
he made fun of my Yankee Candle gift when I put so much effort into putting on a house dress, going to the mall and spending his money to buy him a gift.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 11, 2019 10:54 AM |
He broke my favourite mug. That's literal violence!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 11, 2019 10:57 AM |
He refused to join me in my Sex-and-the-City-inspired whim to move across the country to a one-bedroom apartment in madcap Manhattan with our six children (ages 2 through 15) and blog about it.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 11, 2019 11:02 AM |
R13, Hilaria? He did.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 11, 2019 11:05 AM |
Aaron Taylor Johnson asked me to run off with him.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 11, 2019 11:42 AM |
He fucked the nanny and everyone else.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 11, 2019 12:57 PM |
He wont participate in Secret Santa
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 11, 2019 1:02 PM |
He beats the crap out of me and the kids when he gets drunk.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 11, 2019 1:11 PM |
[quote]Eat, Prey, Love
A fantastic Freudian slip.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 12, 2019 8:04 AM |