88-Year Old William Shatner Reportedly Files For Divorce From His Fourth Wife, 61

She had a nasty clit.

He's probably looking for another 43-year-old, like the one he married 18 years ago.

Didn't one of his wives die under mysterious circumstances?

R3, Gurgles...yes! (From the bottom of the pool)

I'm available!

[quote]In her memoir Tennille revealed that despite their success and public image of a solid marriage, she was lonely and isolated. Daryl had been controlling and emotionally distant; throughout their relationship they slept in separate bedrooms. "I can say without exaggeration that he showed no physical affection for me during our very long marriage," she said. However, she later implied that Daryl reacted positively to her memoir and the revelation by saying, "I saw you on The Today Show. I was proud of you."

[quote] What's he looking for at his age?

A better rug.

He’ll probably be dead in 3 years, why divorce now? Weird.

He's such a prick.

[quote]What's he looking for at his age?

Depends

I remember when he was on the $25,000 Pyramid celebrity edition and he didn't win once all week

He was dumb

Beam me up half his money, Scotty.

At least he didn't drown this one.

He looks pretty good for 88.

She can not produce cunt juice anymore so time for a replacement.

Ironically it's not as if he produces any dick sap only white phlegm

Who the hell dumps their wife for a much younger woman at that age?

She won't wipe his ass for him. That's a deal-breaker at his age.

Maybe he wants to try dick for a change.

Welcome to Datalounge, Mr. Takei at R17. Will your husband be joining you?

[Quote] Maybe he wants to try dick for a change.

Well he did just visit Saudi Arabai.....

Leonard Nimoy was the true love of his life And who can blame him, that man had BDF for years.

I guess he figures it’s now or never if he wants to move on to wife number 5

She's been keeping him relatively sane and steady for years so my guess is she finally put her foot down about something egregious he did, and he's not having it.

Spoke to someone who had just interviewed Shatner a few hours earlier and he said Elizabeth was the only reason he could get anything coherent out of him, because he'd start talking about something completely off topic until she guided him back to what they were discussing. I guess he even pitched a fit about her giving him a decaf coffee and she would not budge, saying he couldn't have caffeine because of what it would do to him.

Also know someone who has run into Shatner on the horse circuit and he has acted like an ass for decades, often driving the officials and judges to distraction.

Sorry, let me clarify:

"Spoke to someone who had just interviewed Shatner a few hours earlier" should be "About a decade ago, I spoke to someone who had interviewed Shatner for an article earlier in the day, and he said Elizabeth was the only reason he could get anything coherent out of him..."

“What's he looking for at his age?“

Bones.

And I don’t mean me.

R10, I saw him on another game show about ten years ago, the one where that little British bitch eliminated people one by one.

The had a bunch of Star Trek actors pitted against each other, and John DeLancie and LeVar Burton were very bright and got question after question right. Shater got everything wrong and was eliminated quickly, and in fact he looked so spaced-out I wondered if he was drunk. Or drunk AND stupid.

Maybe she won't change his diapers or comb out his wig anymore.

Midget horndog.

For a stupid guy did pretty well. I think he’s worth about $100 million.

He’ll be dead soon. Like, any minute. WTF was his reason for that? Not many people willingly want to clean his poopy ass. He’s a cunt. That’s what he is.

Maybe he can go back to his hooker, T.J.

'For a stupid guy did pretty well. I think he’s worth about $100 million"

If they hadn't made the Star Trek movie in the early 80s he'd be living in a trailer park. For years he survived by appearing on game shows with his latest wife.

He should've disposed of that bitch like he did with his previous wife, giving her "swimming lessons". LOL.

R14 -he ejaculates dust.

He always finds an alien to fall in love with before the episode ends.

And he always has a fight.

His next wife will probably be 45.