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Home Alone remake casts Ellie Kemper in the Catherine O’Hara role

Because that’s the only casting in this movie you filthy animals care about.

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by Anonymousreply 66December 22, 2019 11:08 PM

The original Home Alone is a timeless classic. Hard pass on this.

by Anonymousreply 1December 11, 2019 12:26 AM

This is the dumbest idea ever! LEAVE HOME ALONE ALONE!

by Anonymousreply 2December 11, 2019 12:28 AM

Why is this necessary?

by Anonymousreply 3December 11, 2019 12:30 AM

We didn’t buy 20th Century Fox so we could remake the Working Girl R3!

by Anonymousreply 4December 11, 2019 12:34 AM

What’s the plot a non-communicative non-binary aspie with a peanut allergy stares at an iPad until xim’s parents return?

by Anonymousreply 5December 11, 2019 12:38 AM

Isn't Ellie Kemper a bit young to be the mother of multiple surly tweens?

by Anonymousreply 6December 11, 2019 12:41 AM

Isn't Archie a bit fat to be Kevin?

by Anonymousreply 7December 11, 2019 12:42 AM

The mother should be older. Bad casting This will sink.

by Anonymousreply 8December 11, 2019 12:43 AM

The kid doesn’t have “it”.

by Anonymousreply 9December 11, 2019 12:45 AM

Didn't John Hughes attempt to remake Home Alone for the rest of his career? If he couldn't do it...

by Anonymousreply 10December 11, 2019 12:46 AM

It's like the remake of Adventures in Babysitting. Horrible. Why can't they leave a classic alone? These studios need to start taking chances on new movies not rehashing what was done better before.

by Anonymousreply 11December 11, 2019 12:52 AM

Yeah to Rob Delaney! I really enjoyed his Catastrophe series on Prime. I’ve never seen the Home Alone movies but does the Dad character have much to do?

by Anonymousreply 12December 11, 2019 12:53 AM

I like Rob Delaney, but he's far too hairy and too old to be Ellie Kemper's husbear.

by Anonymousreply 13December 11, 2019 12:55 AM

I hope they go 21st century and make a Kevin gay, Homo Alone.

by Anonymousreply 14December 11, 2019 12:58 AM

I like her, but she is miscast. Plus, nobody needed/wanted this to begin with.

by Anonymousreply 15December 11, 2019 12:59 AM

Home Alone has to be one of the most overrated movies in history.

by Anonymousreply 16December 11, 2019 1:02 AM

Why?????

by Anonymousreply 17December 11, 2019 1:11 AM

Who's playing the moron cousin who can't count? And Uncle Frank's ugly kids?

by Anonymousreply 18December 11, 2019 1:22 AM

Hopefully they'll give the role of Marv to Ellie's uncle, Edmund Kemper.

He has experience.

by Anonymousreply 19December 11, 2019 1:22 AM

The original Home Alone movies wasted the talent of Catherine O’Hara.

by Anonymousreply 20December 11, 2019 1:46 AM

I'd rather the Home Alone remake star Catherine O'Hara as Moira from Schitt's Creek and have to figure out how to do mundane things.

by Anonymousreply 21December 11, 2019 1:49 AM

Good casting for mom and dad.

by Anonymousreply 22December 11, 2019 1:49 AM

Does Kemper have nudes of some VIP? She isn't funny and isn't even pretty. How does she keep getting work?

No one asked for this. It will flop like the Vacation remake that everyone ignored.

by Anonymousreply 23December 11, 2019 1:51 AM

It’s a Disney+ release, it can’t flop, you stupid dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 24December 11, 2019 1:54 AM

R20 her “Kevin!” shriek is pretty iconic.

by Anonymousreply 25December 11, 2019 1:56 AM

R25 You mean this? Hardly a career defining moment. Unless they play it at the In Memoriam segment at the Oscars after she dies, then I take it back.

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by Anonymousreply 26December 11, 2019 2:07 AM

Are you fucking old or something, R24? Things on streaming fail all the time, ya stupid dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 27December 11, 2019 2:14 AM

Let's give it the Lifetime Steel Magnolias treatment...I'm available.

by Anonymousreply 28December 11, 2019 2:16 AM

SERIES on streaming can fail. A made for streaming movie can’t fail. It just sits there, like an old Hispanic woman at McDonalds.

by Anonymousreply 29December 11, 2019 2:22 AM

This screams "made for netflix". (yawn)

by Anonymousreply 30December 11, 2019 2:32 AM

Home Alone couldn’t work today with smart phones.

by Anonymousreply 31December 11, 2019 2:36 AM

Hollywood is lazy as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 32December 11, 2019 2:40 AM

Aw, Kevin is a little tub tub. I wonder how much his cheeks will jiggle when he does the shriek face.

by Anonymousreply 33December 11, 2019 2:41 AM

When Marlo Thomas remade "It's A Wonderful Life," everyone went, "This is awful, I wonder if the original was this bad."

And that's how it became a classic

by Anonymousreply 34December 11, 2019 3:20 AM

[quote]Does Kemper have nudes of some VIP? She isn't funny and isn't even pretty. How does she keep getting work?

I believe her uncle Edmund Kemper is a huge motivator to hire her. Otherwise.....

by Anonymousreply 35December 11, 2019 4:52 AM

R31 well it’s actually going to be a double remake of sorts: ‘Home Alone With The Wind’. Set in 1863, Kevin O’Hara is accidentally abandoned at his Aunt PittyPat’s in Atlanta, by his histrionic cousin Scarlet, during Sherman’s invasion. He must use the china the maid Prissy broke, Aunt Pitty’s leftover smelling salts and Uncle Peter’s axe to deter the Union soldiers from getting in the house. He earlier in the film finds a companion who he had been previously frightened of Ms. Belle Whatling, a hooker with a heart of gold who Kevin convinces to go straight. In the end Kevin defeats Sherman and slavery remains legal. Directed by Tarantino, this film is already generating Oscar buzz.

by Anonymousreply 36December 11, 2019 6:53 AM

[quote]The kid doesn’t have “it”.

I don't see Archie Yates pulling off being a self-assured prankster, but I was impressed by him JOJO RABBIT. He was so funny in it.

by Anonymousreply 37December 11, 2019 7:03 AM

Ellie Kemper is 39 years old, r6. Catherine O'Hara was only 35-36 when the first one was filmed.

by Anonymousreply 38December 11, 2019 7:23 AM

More normalization of obesity. Surprised there aren't trans womyn of color in it. Yet.

by Anonymousreply 39December 11, 2019 7:27 AM

IF I decide to watch Home Alone it’s not going to be the remake.

by Anonymousreply 40December 11, 2019 7:30 AM

Rob Delaney is a hunky beefy DILF. I wish he were nude in more roles.

by Anonymousreply 41December 11, 2019 8:36 AM

This will be flop miserably. Not only should certain classics NEVER be touched, they only work because of the time and place in which they exist. No kid could ever be truly home alone in the age of social media, 24/7 internet connectivity, etc. This will suck.

by Anonymousreply 42December 11, 2019 8:47 AM

R42 Maybe in this one he will be dead like a Weekend at Bernie’s mash-up?

by Anonymousreply 43December 11, 2019 9:39 AM

I’d watch anything with Rob Delaney in it. He’s adorable, funny, doesn’t take himself too seriously and really comes across as a decent bloke.

by Anonymousreply 44December 11, 2019 9:50 AM

I find it weird that some consider Kevin's family being assholes a hot take.

by Anonymousreply 45December 11, 2019 2:37 PM

Why would anyone want to remake a classic?

by Anonymousreply 46December 11, 2019 3:55 PM

Even if everyone on Disney+ watches it, is it still a hit if Disney+ gains no additional subscribers during the period of its release? This originals are the equivalent of a tax write off.

by Anonymousreply 47December 11, 2019 4:33 PM

Why?? Why? Why??

by Anonymousreply 48December 11, 2019 5:53 PM

They should’ve done a sequel instead - with the original cast. Kevin still at home looking like a total loser. Like Macaulay .

by Anonymousreply 49December 11, 2019 6:40 PM

R49 They already did something like that. It was a fake trailer I think.

by Anonymousreply 50December 12, 2019 3:07 AM

Ugh, I only watch the first two. Home Alone 3 was about international spies or something stupid like that, Home Alone 4 and 5 are just shitty.

Can we just leave good things alone?

by Anonymousreply 51December 12, 2019 3:10 AM

Besides the Home Alone sequels, of which Hughes wrote 2, he also wrote 101 Dalmations, Baby's Day Out, and Flubber all of which contained bumbling criminals who get punished in cartoony ways. The formula continued even after Hughes died, in mostly low budget direct to dvd schlock. I have zero faith that this latest version will be indistinguishable from all the remakes, sequels, and rehashes over the years.

by Anonymousreply 52December 12, 2019 3:15 AM

distinguishable

by Anonymousreply 53December 12, 2019 3:16 AM

Despite its legacy of bad sequels, it's undeniable how culturally important the film is given how many times it's been attempted over the years. It's one of those films, like Sandlot or Mrs Doubtfire, whose cultural relevance didn't become apparent until many years later.

by Anonymousreply 54December 12, 2019 3:20 AM

[quote]Ellie Kemper is 39 years old, [R6]. Catherine O'Hara was only 35-36 when the first one was filmed.

Why do people look so much older back then?

by Anonymousreply 55December 12, 2019 3:51 AM

I love Home Alone. I’ve seen it 50 times. Watching those clips give me all the feels. It makes me feel so old. I wasn’t even born when the original came out and now they’re doing a remake? But why is Kevin so fat?

by Anonymousreply 56December 12, 2019 3:54 AM

R49 they did.....technically.

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by Anonymousreply 57December 12, 2019 3:59 AM

Has anyone watched the new series on Netflix called "The Movies That Made Us". Home Alone is one of the movies being featured. Everything I learned about the film was new to me. All the interiors of the house were filmed in a high school gymnasium in Chicago (the same school featured in Ferris Bueller) and an empty pool because the actual house couldn't accommodate the sets. You also learn that Chris Columbus hates Chevy Chase and has no problem saying so in public. Interesting doc for sure. Die Hard, another famous Christmas movie is also covered in the series.

by Anonymousreply 58December 22, 2019 7:13 PM

Disney also remade Adventures in Babysitting and nobody batted an eye, just like nobody will care about this one. Most people only have Disney+ for The Mandalorian and will cancel it once this season ends.

by Anonymousreply 59December 22, 2019 7:22 PM

This movie was perfect. Why is it being remade?? Are there no original ideas in Hollywood??

by Anonymousreply 60December 22, 2019 8:07 PM

Fun fact in the Home Alone 2 Wikipedia page

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by Anonymousreply 61December 22, 2019 8:12 PM
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by Anonymousreply 62December 22, 2019 8:31 PM
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by Anonymousreply 63December 22, 2019 8:36 PM
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by Anonymousreply 65December 22, 2019 8:40 PM

Fuck me, Rob is beautiful and the ultimate Daddy.

by Anonymousreply 66December 22, 2019 11:08 PM
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