Katy Perry

Karma

traumatized by naked Russel Brand?

Who cares?

She got big tee-its.

She doesn't look very good like this

She had talent no?

A few things happened which wrecked her career. First Dr. Luke was pretty much blacklisted from the industry after Kesha's rape allegations came out and he was the driving force behind Katy's catchy songs. She tried to get serious and political for one and people like her for being fun, silly, and carefree. Then she chopped off her beautiful hair and made herself look like shit. Not good to make yourself look ugly when half your career is based on your looks.

And to be honest, she was starting to get a little long in the tooth for the kind of music she was famous for anyway. Teenybopper stuff isn't cute anymore when you're 35. And she doesn't have the talent or creativity to do anything else. She had a good run anyway and has more than enough money to survive on for the rest of her life.

She reveals all here.

She looked incredibly fug when she chopped off her hair. Seems she has it long and blonde again in her Harleys in Hawaii video, where she was making out with a hippy type with a beard. But she has aged out and her stans have gone to Ariana Grande, who is prettier, younger, with a better voice.

R8 where is Oprah? This guy is no Oprah

nasty

[quote] Teenybopper stuff isn't cute anymore when you're 35. And she doesn't have the talent or creativity to do anything else. She had a good run anyway and has more than enough money to survive on for the rest of her life.

There's always "The Voice".

Can't sing for shit. But has hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank. Lucky mediocre white bitch.

What else isn't new.

She seems a little off.

She’s had a few recent singles that the critics loved but didn’t sell. She should transition full time to TV music competition show judge.

R12, She is already a judge on the American Idol reboot.

She's got a better voice than Taylor, but she's no daughter of an Opera singer and Jazz musician.

This one can sing.

She is too much into the Hollywood celebrity asshole club crowd now.

She openly supported Hillary during 2016, essentially giving the finger to half her audience.

It's no surprise those millions of fans no longer want to listen to her music.

Her uncle directed Mommie Dearest!!

[quote] What happened to her?

She killed a nun.

I was actually thinking about this the other day when some Youtube video was talking about the top songs of the decade. At the start of the decade, Katy was one of the biggest selling artists in the world and California Girls was the #1 song of the year worldwide. Now, a little less than ten years later, her career is basically dead and she's relegated to being a talent show judge like Paula Abdul. Maybe she'll have a residency in Vegas in a few years, but for the most part, it's over for her. I really thought she was going to be like the Madonna to Gaga's Cyndi Lauper, but it seems that talent won out in the end, which it normally doesn't. Gaga has the Oscar while Katy has the "privilege" of crowing the next Kris Allen.

She really is nothing without Dr. Luke. He provided the catchy, radio-friendly bops.

She needs to get back in touch with Dr. Luke!

Why can't Dr. Luke make songs for her?

She’s like a Kim Wilde or Cyndi Lauper: a few splashy hits, some wild outfits, and then GONE

Drugs

R7 totally nailed it.

R25 I feel sorry for Luke

Yup. It was the one-two punch of Dr. Luke’s demise and the horrible haircut.

She was just at one of my concerts like a good girl.

She kissed that young virgin guy ruining his wedding night. She's a filthy SKANK and probably gave the poor guy herpes.

R18 Mimi's original nose and titties! I haven't seen them in decades!

I killed a nun and I liked it.

Her music is fine confectionary pop music like Taylor Swift’s. It’s catchy, and the lyrics can be clever enough not to seem completely generic (as Adele’s lyrics seem to me)—but it’s all nicely packaged sugar and salt, and eventually people need nutrition.

Perry was a product of celebrity associations: Madonna recommended her and at the time that made her cool since Madonna never compliments anyone. So that put her on the radar. Then she publicly dated Russell Brand, who was for a time good at drumming up public chatter. Then Lady Gaga revived pop-star style as performance art, and Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj hitched their cabooses to that train and let their images take precedence over their pop personae. Gaga had talent hidden under the wacky outfits, and so she dropped them and left Perry looking like an embarrassing womanchild dressed like a Candy Land playing piece onstage and trying to command adult audiences while Gaga was singing at the Oscars and getting acclaim from Julie Andrews and then won an Oscar. What does Perry have left at this point besides the world knowing her fiancé has a great big dick?

When Madonna brought attention to Perry, it was for Perry’s edgy quasi-homophobic “Ur So Gay” and gay-baiting “I Kissed a Girl.” That image was pop with a dangerous-ish edge at the time. Now when you think of her, don’t you think of a Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper with glittery rainbows and unicorns and ice cream?

Blame dat dick.

When she was new, she made a statement.

And then she ran out of things to say. This song is so vapid it’s not even a complete sentence fragment.

John Mayer ruined her.

R39 i'll never understand his appeal.

John's a total douche-bro, it's true, but Room For Squares is still one of my favorite albums. R18 Wow Mimi looks like such trailer trash in that pic.

R35, Gaga was pretty unpopular until A Star is Born put her back on top. Let's see if it's a fluke or not. Katy Perry's older music is still popular on youtube. By daily average views, both Dark Horse and Roar are in the top 40 (no small accomplishment).

Um, she’s sober and has become a decent human being after years of being a disassociative cold bitch? Her last tour was fun. She sounded and looked great.

R42 I’m just saying Lady Gaga was a bundle of creative talent under the wacky costumes, and some of those who copied her wacky costume gimmick have proved over time to be more limited in their abilities.

Rumors and BIs that she is busy rationalizing why she keeps finding Orlando in bed with guys. Its just a phase, nothing a good woman can't break him of.

There's nothing really unique about her. Whichever aspect of what makes someone a popstar you could think of, there's someone in not so distant past who was there before her and did it much better. She never defined the zeitgeist, she wasn't a game changer, trailblazer, what have you... She's kind of female solo version of, say, Huey Lewis and the News: super popular for a few years only to be flushed down the toilet bowl of music industry without even leaving a skid mark.

R36 I didn't know Orlando has a hood not a helmet on his dick.

It's nice and meaty though. I'd still suck it.

R47 He’s English. Of course he does.

Is she still with Orlando?

R49 yes