Jake Gyllenhaal is Fat

he looked trim in velvet buzzsaw

Quite big tits.

Wow. Not a good look for him.

He's no Russell Crowe.

Why is he wearing a flesh colored mini dress?

His French model girlfriend must be a great cook.

She looks fine

It is the holidays. Still looks damn good.

Bad angle, ugly shirt, terrible color.

It happens.

I can’t quit you carbs.

He still looks succulent to me!

None of you bitches would turn him down.

I want a reach around.

This is the first time I've actually seen some pounds on him. I'd snuggle that Daddy.

[quote] None of you bitches would turn him down.

That doesn't make him any thinner.

I'm sure his husband still loves him.

Sondheim Fanboi:

He was never attractive.

If he was never attractive then none of us were ever attractive

I like his feet

He looked like a porn twink. Pretty good look.

He and his sister are both fug. I've never thought he was remotely as good looking as people seemed to think. He had a nice body when he was young I guess.

RIP - we'll always have Love & Other Drugs.

Gross, He looks like Niall Hogran.

And Love & Other Drugs from behind.

Not fug. Not a big, classically handsome man. Not a pretty model boy. But charming enough and someone who would be good to look at while fucking. His lips probably swelled up.

Love & Other Drugs video.

He really had an exceptional body. Serious muscles and zero body fat.

He is extremely attractive

Jake skirting a full frontal in Jarhead.

He's not a model. He's an actor.

Tall, huge head, big clear eyes, expressive face...he's got the basics of what it takes to work in film.

[bold] The One Where Acting In A Gay Role Is Seen As Prima Facie Evidence Of An Actor's Homosexuality. (And Not Just By Insane Foreign Fan Frauen [/bold]

He had a great body when he was young; but like all of us, he aged.

She looks pregnant in OP's photo.

Do we dare ask who the father might be?

R29 skirting? What does that mean?

It means close but no cigar.

Meaning he walked full-frontal into camera but the director CGI'd his dick out of the shot with shadowing.

The closet adds body fat.

ah thank you of course.

[QUOTE] He had a great body when he was young; but like all of us, he aged.

Wtf? He’s only 38. This is what Denzel Washington looked like at 38:

Doesn't he suffer from depression or something? He probably eats his feelings. And the camera also adds 10lbs.

I hope I don't look like that in my thirties.

Exceptional from his early 20s. Did he build up his body because everyone thought he was gay as a kid?

If so, why?

Also if so, good choice, because he clearly had a genetic predisposition toward looking like a chiseled god.

(And did Susan Sarandon hit it? If not - he gay. Nothing, and no one, gets between Suze and a young dick. Not even Bernie Sanders.)

You're asking why a movie star worked out?

Trying to create a tabloid moment, circa 2002.

Susan had to fuck a no-name 23-year-old ping-pong entrepreneur instead.

She could pass for 23 there.

Sigh.

I hated his ass in Love & Other Drugs. Men who are super muscular and have no body fat's asses never look good. His ass in Velvet Buzzsaw is perfect to me. He's muscular and hunky but still has a good bit of fat on his ass. Perfect for pounding.

His weight and body type usually signals preparation for a role in a movie or on stage. If his character is supposed to look ripped, he looks ripped. If he's supposed to look emaciated like in Nightcrawler, he gets scary thin. Then he builds up for that boxer movie. So, with him, you can't really tell. If he is allowing himself to get flabby just check out his IMDB page. Unless it's for another play.

You're probably correct. His hair is quite long (and unkempt), so it may all be for a character he's playing.

I think he looks sloppy and terrible, frankly.

Why do men let that happen?

I dunno!

Are there rumors about his penis?

Jake is clearly hung.

Which is why denying showing us his dick onscreen — he was offered The Dreamers but turned it down because of the nudity — makes him a pretentious asshole.

Every one of you bottoms would still be on your knees in a heart beat.

He could at least smile while posing with his awkward Asian fans.

James Deen is also fat now.

It is not for a role.

He’s a very attractive man. I just wish he would be true to himself who he really is.

Of all todays' current working actors , I find Jake the hottest.

I'd still FHH.

R40 How may cameras are on him?

I’m an awful person, but this makes my day. As an elder gay, I must watch everything I eat religiously so I don’t puff up.

Mr. Everyone thinks he’s so good looking doesn’t look so great now.

toothy tile

Gorgeous inside and out. How could such a treasure remain unmarried at the ripe old age of 38?

I see the start of Syndrome X, pre-diabetes, high cholesterol and blood pressure and wanky liver function result.

What causes Syndrome X, R64?

Jake isn’t fat, but he is paunchy. He’s going to seed a bit earlier than most. Once the physique is gone, it’s hard to get it back.

He's almost 40, so he's actually right on schedule for his physique to start going to seed. Most men have to fight the paunch by that time of life.

R65 A combination of factors. Genes, bad eating habits, lack of exercise, booze, smoking, being a couch potato - its different for everyone but a large gut is a sign. Jake needs to tackle it now while he still can because when he is older its harder to reverse.

I think Jake is genetically blessed in terms of muscle, so he should be able to replicate it quickly. He's like black-don't-crack-level genetically blessed.

... and he's palling around with that smelly MR. KIM, too!

It's that hair and beard thats making him look awful.

Go looks like a middle aged lesbian in the OP’s picture.

r7- he's sucking it on that photo.

Why are Susan Sarandon and Dustan Hoffman preparing to rape him?

#NotMyJake. Sad. x

Not seeing a problem.

A little chubby, peehaps. Still would.

Nice sexy way above average furry middle age Jewish body. My type.

R20, I love Jake's feet as well. You and I are now friends.

How is he still 38? He's been 38 for years.

Don't look at me.

OP what do you look like?

OP, if you think that's fat, you're a sad fucker. Good luck when you reach JG's age.

OP, how old are you? Please post photos. OP. Poor thing.

Who is your trainer? Please post photos.

[QUOTE] What causes Syndrome X?

Lots of high calorie, carb-laden garbage. It’s like your organs can’t keep up with it, in my opinion. You put a lot of pressure on them when you eat any kind of extreme diet.

R85, oh great, "Syndrome X" more fabricated bullshit. Only on the DataLounge.

[QUOTE] Metabolic syndrome is a serious health condition that affects about 23 percent of adults and places them at higher risk of cardiovascular disease, diabetes, stroke and diseases related to fatty buildups in artery walls. The underlying causes of metabolic syndrome include overweight and obesity, physical inactivity, genetic factors and getting older.

R87, Metabolic Syndrome is not "Syndrome X" and Gyllenhaal doesn't have it.

I'm pretty sure it's just a bad photo. Jake was, is and will always be hot. It's just science.

I too would like to see some pics of OP. Certainly he must be handsome and trim.

This looks like a muscle-belly. Hot.

[QUOTE] Metabolic Syndrome is not "Syndrome X"

Jake is handsome.

But we've not yet seen photographs of judgemental, silent and faceless OP. Maybe he's the fat one. Poor thing.

When was this taken R91 ?

[Quote] silent and faceless OP. Maybe he's the fat one. Poor thing.

Girls, girls. They're both fat.

He looks good to me, just needs a good haircut.

Maybe fat but still fuckable.

AWG. Was never handsome.

I'm sure it's just trapped gas

I hope it's just bad lighting.

His obit will read:

Jake Gyllenhaal was fucked in a tent by Oscar winner Heath Ledger.

[quote] This looks like a muscle-belly. Hot.

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I guess he is 38. But he seems older because he's been around forever, acting since he was a little kid. I wonder if he'll ever come out.

Is that pic not taken in public? I didn't know he was a recluse.

I'd be rubbing all up in that sexy tum-tum.

You DL are hypocrites! In another topic about young people being obsessed with muscle, do you now criticize them do the opposite and criticize Jake for a few extra pounds? Where's that talk of not being obsessed with the image, that made people sick?

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R103 does he still smoke? maybe that's why he looks older than he is. Sad...

R108 I've had it with that damned photo, officially! R109, smoking will make everyone age, badly!

Mate only ever looked beautiful looking at me.

r109 most actors smoke. The non-smokers you could probably count on one hand.

R112 Celebs who smoke

Hah! She looks terrible. Even fuglier than her sister Maggot.

Fat or thin, he still gave the best male performance of the decade. Oscar's biggest folly of the 2010s, as well.

R111, wow, and I thought I have thick eyebrows!

R113, thanks for that. Reminds me of a website years ago that had a listing of celebrities and their STDs. Of course it was removed.

That's a walking auto immune disorder right there. Next stop, gout.

I'd rather have him "fat" than looking like this:

Is this the gayest thing Jake's ever done?