Porn moments that cause you to loose wood

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Naked women

I prefer my wood bundled, not loose.

When the escaping helium in the bottom’s raised heels seemingly starts to hissss and lisp.

I’m glad this came up. My biggest ppp’s (porn pet peeves) : I hate too much time spent on closeups of cocks going in and out of asses, or other extended close shots. I want to see the entire bodies of the guys, like I’m sitting in the room watching them fuck, facial expressions etc. I often find myself yelling at the screen “Pull the camera back!!” I also hate silent fucking. I like it verbal. I’m sure I’ll think of more.

When Sean Cody and Corbin Fischer PR hacks come here to convince gullible, stupid queens who post on DL that their latest pron starlet is 100% straight.

When they skip rimming.

R5, you must also hate what they've done to Fraternity X. I agree on the ECUs.

Anything that advertises itself as daddy/ son or grandfather/grandson incest. Even if it's clearly not real. The description itself is a turnoff.

If any bottom says anything akin to "It's so big" and the top has only a large dick.

[quote]Porn moments that cause you to loose wood

Loose holes.

For me, it's the penetration. Who want's to see fucking! Ew, gross!

Cum is so disgusting to me. I hate even the sight of it.

[quote]Porn moments that cause you to loose wood

Poor grammar and people too stupid to know the difference between "lose" and "loose."

Big, buff men with girly voices.

Kissing

Spitting in the mouth and/or face.

Excessive kissing or rimming. Shaved crotch, flaccid wiener, with a cock ring, and pierced nipples. Ugh.

Guys who look desperate. Who don't want to be there at all. Unless it's good acting in a rapey porn.

r19 Ken Ryker comes to mind. He always looked like he was on the verge of tears.

I don’t like the idea of straight men doing gay porn. The thought the actors might not really be turned on by each other turns me off.

I don’t like the idea of straight men doing gay porn. The thought the actors might not really be turned on by each other turns me off.

Fisting

Unannounced FTM appearance.

Including women in a scene.

If I watch sleaze sites like Tim Tales, I now demand to see banged out puffy holes sucking on those dongs. If the guy has a tight hole, I'm not there for it anymore. I will except a gaped hole the is not prolapsed or puffy, I suppose.

Vaginas

All feminine characteristics

All women

Rimming, Fisting, Using dildo. I also hate actors who wear skinny leather and/or have pierced cock

Anyone who looks underage.

[quote] I often find myself yelling at the screen “Pull the camera back!!”

They can't hear you!

badly lit skin on black men.

Whitehead zits anywhere.

Cameraman joins in.

It's exceedingly rare that I can overlook ugly and tacky bedding. Better they fuck on a dirty mattress than some Eastern European and American White Trash horror show. I do like an ugly sofa, however. Not sure the mechanics of my taste, here.

When the bottom cums first, and then 30 seconds later they cut in the top shooting and the bottom is completely soft. Probably came an hour ago.

Guys who have monster cocks but small loads that don't even shoot out.

Condoms

Half shaft penetration by the monster cocks of Eastern Europe. No matter how beautiful and charming the young guys might be, and the truth that its not easy for these dudes to be take huge dick, I want to see that monster inserted to the balls, please. At least a few times.

I do get wood when the porn is shot in the actors home and we personal, revealing details about them. Especially if the porn is sleazy but the room reveals a working class dude who is clean and a bit OCD with some dainty interests.

Tats

Shaved crotches. Hairless dicks and balls always remind me of chicken parts and are boner killers.

It's all been said. Shaved body, fisting, gay voice, twink, nipple piercings, dildos, small cumshots, corny dirty talk (fuck yea), FTM, MTF, limp dicks, scat, close ups, rimming, and anal penetration. Finding a good hot sexy porn scene is like finding the holy grail.

Fake cum.

Elderly women in the background.

Tops having small dick, and bottoms who can't suck properly.

My favorite porn is throat fucking/skull fucking/sloppy blowjob, so small dicks are big turn off since they can't make the bottom gag. Any thread about this kind of porn?

Bro gina

^^^That is disgusting.

Hmmm. I'm actually not nearly as turned off as I thought I might be by the picture at r42. Not sure it's my thing, but I certainly don't get a lady vibe.

Every scene in which Austin Wolf is there . If you are in a situation where you have a hard on at an inappropriate place(like in front of your family or work place) and you want it to go away in few seconds just think about Austin Wolf pinching his own nipples . Your dick will turn into noodles in few seconds

first lady twat

R40 IKR? What is up with Men.com? They think fucking in front of a frau or grandma is somehow going to excite me? Hard pass.

Felching or gaping hole. Nasty!

I don't like when a bottom rims his top or when a top blows his bottom. Stay in your lane!

Bottoms who do that overly-dramatic moaning - OH OH OH AHH OH OMG. It's so fake and womanly sounding, Shut up, already.

OP’s grammar has killed my hard on for a year

I hate the spitting too, R17. It's nauseating.

hey, if it's the only lube you got......

Toe sucking. I guess this activity has been added to please those with foot fetishes. Big turn off for me.

Bunions.

Came back to this thread just to say that.

loose wood, loose leaves, loose petals. what a rotten thing!

Anything demeaning, like slapping the sucker and calling him a "faggot."

I always find the cum shots so boring. I'll never understand why those are considered the money shots. In real life, most people don't pull their cocks out of someone's ass and jerk off for a few seconds and blow on the bottom's face. Everyone knows it feels better to finish inside an ass. If you were just going to jerk off, you could have stayed home. Show the cum drizzling out of their ass later if it's a bareback scene.

I hate when they don't have rimming, especially when they both have great asses. Seems like such a waste.

I don't like videos labeled "daddy" when the daddy in question is 25 and the bottom is 22. Shouldn't a daddy actually look like a daddy?

Gay lisping

Tops who aren't really hard. TAKE VIAGRA, already.

Well clearly they can't please everyone, if everything listed above was removed from gay porn, you would just have two guys laying there doing nothing.

Sex in a barren setting. Sex out in the woods, an abandoned building, in the desert, parking garage, or at the beach are all pretty bad. Quickie blowjobs maybe, but most self-respecting people will take it back to their house/hotel if they’re really trying to go at it.

It's baffling to me how many people confuse loose and lose.

Think of it like this: Lose weight and lose an "O"

I hate when someone is cumming and the camera pans up to the face and lingers.

I hate when they edit in slo-mo cum shots after the shot in real time -- especially if do it several times to make it seem as if he came more.

Too much talking. Get to it!

I hate when they don't show the dick ENTERING the hole - that's part of the fun.

I hate watching porn actors wearing crosses. It sends a mixed message.

R36 Yes, tattoos are a turnoff. I don't understand why a man with a beautiful body would do that to himself. You are gorgeous! Why mark yourself?

Covered in tats

Piercings (especailly septum ones)

Overly hairy

Overly manicured

0 pubes

A fem twink topping a muscle dude

[quote]I hate watching porn actors wearing crosses.

I LOVE seeing that -- and Jesus tattoos.

It makes me laugh.

Women.

Tattoos.

Piercings.

Ugly teeth.

Can someone please explain to me what a 'gay body haircut' is?

I'm not a fan of overly tattooed men (which unfortunately is very prevalent in today's porn), pierced dicks/nose piercings, excessively hairy backs/shoulders, prolapsed anuses, not fully hard tops, completely soft dick bottoms, bad skin (especially bacne), weak dribbly 'cumshots', repetitive moaning (Damien Crosse "uh uh uh uh uh uh" I'm talking about you), guys who are just not into it and it shows, bad angles/lighting, hairy assholes.

Super hairy guys turn me off, particularly shoulder and back hair. Spitting on a hole to fuck is okay, but spitting in someone else’s mouth makes me want to hurl. I hate piercings overall but agree with poster above that septum piercings are the worst.

loose wood

[quote]Show the cum drizzling out of their ass later if it's a bareback scene.

Speaking of loosing wood!

Any scene involving a bathroom (especially public stalls). I don't care how hot the guys are, that instantly kills my boner. The last thing I want to see while I'm trying to get off is a toilet.

pink gaping holes.

When the guy getting blown pulls out and jerks himself off on the sucker who closes his mouth and turns his head. Not romantic at all.

When there is like a drop of cum. Seriously, all that work for nothing?

Cumming all over someone's face.

Women.

Twinks.

Outties.

Jewelry (except for a watch)

Piercings of any kind

More than one tattoo

Gym socks! (Actually ANY socks except black dress socks being held up by knee garters.)

Pussy.

No, I don't care if you say you "identify as a man" or if you claim to have a "male/man/dude/bro cunt", keep that shit out of the gay section and stop messing up the site's algorithm. Sick and tired of having to see random pussy thumbnails when I'm looking for MAN porn.

[quote] Gym socks!

This is a big one. I don't understand why someone would get completely naked except for socks, it looks immature and stupid. Also, straight porn where the men aren't comletely naked but the women are. Lame.

Dirty white socks, half socks, wearing the clothes you came to the scene with, "Fuck, Fuck,Fuck", twinks who act like middle schools girls- why not just fuck a woman, bad kissing, no chemistry, soft bottoms, lack of any real foreplay, no storyline, too much cock and ass shots, too much rimming, no spitting, a lack of imagination, better actors- who said you have to be a bad actor to do porn, no talking while fucking, no suspense or seduction. The best porn scenes, in my opinion, build up to the sex. A great many of the porn scenes that get me off take their time getting to the sex. I don't believe anyone who has never had gay sex just suddenly jumping in like Esther Williams.

We all agree that "loose wood" should be 'lose wood', correct?

I hate to be that bitch but I am.

Spitting on someone. Or listening to inane conversation between two obvious idiots trying to support the "theme" of the movie. Just fuck, and get to the money shot.

God you guys are so picky! What do most of you do when you have sex for real? Oh I forgot, most of you haven't ever done it. Maybe some day you will.......

R84 I didn't want to be that bitch but thank you for taking the hit.

Dirty feet, shame on the set dressers for not cleaning the studio floors

I don't want no pussy in my porn thanks.

I love rimming, it's so hot.

When the butch looking muscle dude opens his mouth and the HISSSSSSSSSS makes me think a snake is nearby.

Sex in a shower with the water pouring out full blast.

It's a total boner kill. Video cams seem to amplify the sound of running water to the point where it completely distracts from the sex. It sounds like someone crumpling a huge wad of paper in an echo chamber. Fast forward to the bedroom scene!

Hate to say it, but making a point in the video to show him putting on a condom. Mood killer.

Also, cumshots are very important. So they should not hire dribblers to do that. Shooters to the front of the line, please.

As others have said: any degrading verbal stuff will stop the video for me.

Guys who barely bat an eye when they cum are as boring to me as their orgasm apparently is to them.

Tops who have to continually keep their hands on their dicks even while fucking.

I'm OK with showing fisting as long as I don't have to see the red insides of a gaping asshole. That grosses me out.

I hate seeing women make any appearances in gay porn, because so often they're being cast in humiliating roles ("You're cheating on me with my visiting son from a previous marriage? Well, I never in all my life!").

I hate fisting always. Hate seeing someone’s ass looser up so much that the rectum starts to prolapse out. Yuck.

I don’t like bisexual porn or straight porn. I’m not attracted to women.

Not into BDSM or leather.

Is it porn just because it's two men fucking? Pleasuring each other and kissing? That's not porn to me - it's beautiful.

When the bottom doesn't have a hard-on.

I love bottoms with boners.

Funny so many here don't like verbal. I LOVE it. It has to be authentic. But a verbal top will get me off in about two minutes. However a verbal bottom will irritate me to no end. Shutup and moan a bit. But don't speak.

Is that mean of me?

R99 Sounds like you don't like bossy bottoms. I agree.