Hasan Minhaj: “I’m So Glad That I Can Make Your Bussy Quiver”

When told that a “bussy” is “a man’s butt,” the comedian says, “Oh, I thought they misspelled… Hasan makes my butt quiver? Okay, I’ll take that. Alright. I’m so glad that I can make your bussy quiver. I’m learning a lot today.”

“This has all been a learning experience for me, because I just recently found out that millennials are really into eating butt,” he says. “Millennials, we have to figure out climate change and not getting hand, foot, and mouth disease because we’re all apparently out here eating ass.”

Has this zaddy’s “brown-skinned sex appeal” left you no choice but to stan?

Watch and quiver below.

Can someone translate into English?

Anyone else turned off by these euphemisms? Totally tasteless. There have been plenty of stand in euphemisms for butt sex without pussy metaphors.

Bussy is better than boypussy? How about dudepussy?

Just say butthole. I do. I'm old school.

Asspussy

Mangina

Bropuss

R7 Mangina is a town in Congo, and conjures ideas of Ebola, so no thanks. It also is a synonym for man-made-pussy, or a vaginoplasty...

Brohole

R4 How about leaving pussy out of the mix altogether?

wow....his stank hole is not perfumed...so what is the fuss about?

I’m more of a top but I’d happily flip over for Hasan.

Manhole

Show some decorum when speaking of one's nether regions, please!

Brohole is hot

Cakes

I can get behind 'hole' anything... much more preferable to pussy-like words or contractions like 'bussy'.

Manbeaver

Thesaurus

Beaver is still a euphemism for the pussy R19. I don't want to hear any of these allusions to pussy when I'm fucking a bloke's arse. Total dick wilter.

Dickglove

Tuchus, tush, tushie, bum, bottom, up the coat, bugger you, arse, ass, anus, all much more preferable to anything with bloody pussy overtones.

DickGarage

“Brohole” is hot!

R25 I can get behind brohole.

Bump

Tax dat azz

Huh?

I can believe he doesn’t know what “bussy” means ... now Taron Egerton doing the same kind of video months ago and pretending not to know? ... bitch PLEASE

Ya know, most people aren’t into gay subculture

If you want any variation on "pussy" then just go fuck a woman.

I am a proponent of variations on "hole." Hole. Butthole. Asshole. Manhole, if you must.

Okay but not do a lot of bottoms like to be thought of us as interchangeable with women, but a lot of bi and mostly straight dudes Cope with their interest in men by referring to their interest in men in terms that make it analogous to interest in females. It’s a way of sayin, “ it’s just banging a chick.”

Not only do a lot of bottoms...

Bump

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!!!

Has the Mamma’s Mussy troll been consulted?

Is he the guy from Undone? Loved him in that.

Doesn’t referring to the male ass in conjunction with gay sex as if it were some male version of the female sex organ just play into loathed stereotypes that gay men wish they were women? I think it does!

Harpo, who dis?

R39, but some /many gay men do, especially total bottoms

[quote]I am a proponent of variations on "hole." Hole. Butthole. Asshole. Manhole, if you must.

None of those sound sexually appetizing in the least. Your hole is where shit resides and falls out of.

R14 Oh my, that is a novel way to present hole and on a paved road no less. Be careful when doing so with traffic present.

Bussy Power

Just watched The Spy Who Dumped Me. The movie was surprisingly entertaining and funny and Hasan was quite sexy in it.

😄 r44