Owen Wilson Pays $25,000 Per Month To Daughter He’s Never Met

Do male celebs not know how condoms work?

[quote]Do male celebs not know how condoms work?

Varunie (what a name) probably poked holes in the condom...ka-ching!

Owen Wilson is 51 years old? I really am an ancientgay.

Why didn't he get snipped after oops baby no. 2? Rumour has it he has not 3, but 5 children, all by different women.

Does the child have the same skin color as the father?

Ho Lee fuk! I hope none of those children's inherited his nose.

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He's a douche.

I can't imagine not wanting to know my child unless you've given them up for adoption (or aborted obviously).

Another dumbass straight guy too stupid to use a rubber. I hope the moron realizes what an expensive mistake he made.

25k a month for an infant is ridiculous

The world of heterosexuals is a sick and boring life.

The fuck is wrong with people? No excuse to have so many oops babies. Wear a condom or get a vasectomy, idiot.

She got pregnant because he was rich. She sued him for sole custody and he's paying her a fortune (more than some people make in an entire year) every month and she's demanding he see his kid?

She's a crazy bitch. I feel bad for her daughter. She doesn't have a chance

That's sad that he hasn't met her, for her sake.

Fortunately the child taker after mum, except for the hair and eye color. A very pretty baby. Mum is a knockout. How Owen got that woman to date him is beyond me; she could have had her pick of rich guys.

The kid is adorable. Looks like him.

R2, did all those other women poke holes in the condoms, too? *rolls eyes*

R14, she got pregnant because he didn't insist on a condom. He's a crazy bitch.

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Oh, double dear, r6 r7.

[quote] Oh, double dear

There’s a “Ho Lee fuck” in there and you object to an apostrophe?

LOL! Not only did I get one, but two oh dears!

Deadbeat

[quote]Owen Wilson Pays $25,000 Per Month To Daughter He’s Never Met

He's never met me either -- can I get some of this action too?

R21, Lol! Thanks for noticing that I was just kidding when I spelled it that way.

His career isn't exactly blazing hot. How can he afford to pay child support for all those kids? If the other two have similar arrangements, we're talking some serious coin.

He's dumber than a box of rocks to have 3 kids with different baby mommas. Dumb not to wrap it up and protect his wealth. But then again he can barely see past that beak.

This is how you know a male celeb is truly straight. You won't see Leonardo Dicaprio or Bradley Cooper having oops babies with anyone.

If I were a wealthy straight man, I'd freeze enough juice for the kids I might want someday, get snipped, tell no one.

He dated her for 5 years. She must not be that crazy. He's the one who tried to off himself over Kate Fucking Hudson. That should be in the DSM.

I wondered the same thing R26. If you look at his IMBD though he does steadily work, and I had no idea he was in Pixar's Cars (and a animated tv show based on Cars). That had to be some serious money. $25K a month over 18 years is $5.4 million, which while a lot of money, I bet he got for doing one Cars movie alone.

Not counting the other two kids of course plus his own expenses. I would bet if the other two kids get this kind of money he doesn't have a lot to spare.

Child support is the new alimony for some women nowadays, even if they weren't married to baby's daddy.

Twenty-Five grand per month in tax free support (at least it isn't taxed in USA IIRC), plus money for nanny/nurse et other things.

At end of day this mother rakes in more per month than some people who work for a living. And some of you wonder why (at least) some men aren't interested in having children.

Looks like Owen Wilson is paying off the latest baby's mother to keep her and new child away from himself.

Even in NYC or LA it does *NOT* cost $25k per month to raise a kid; this woman has cashed in on a lottery ticket.

[quote]At end of day this mother rakes in more per month than some people who work for a living

More than probably 98% of people. It is kind of sickening.

R32, funny how MRA guys attack the women, but not the straight guys with multiple baby mamas

We're talking about $300k per year in tax free money here, funds that come with little to no restrictions either.

For all intents and purposes this mother for next 18 years (or long as Mr. Wilson must pay) is now not even UMC, but wealthy.

Oh well, if the net worth sites are even close to being correct ($70 million), he's not missing the money he's shelling out for all his little bastards.

Frankly he would have been better off to make a lump sum offer to all thee baby mamas. I'm sure they would have all gone away happy for $3 million in cold hard cash each. They'd be rich, he'd still be rich. But as it is he'll be paying out the ass until those kids are all 18.

Lump sums likely would be subject to taxation either on Owen Wilson's side and or the mothers.

Child support is neither tax deductible nor taxed. With alimony not what it used to be (if awarded at all), mothers in divorce cases frequently push for all the child support funds they can get because (again) it represents an income stream with few attachments and little oversight.

Yes, money is supposed to go towards care and support of child/children, but that is a very broad term; and courts have made it clear that a child deserves to live same life of the highest income parent. This woman could go out and buy a mansion tomorrow and there isn't much Owen Wilson could to to protest. After all a baby needs a roof over its head.....

This goes both ways; Halle Berry has been chewing out her liver over paying $16k/month to Gabriel Aubrey in child support. In public, to his face and in court Ms. Berry pretty much has told her ex to man up and stop living on her money.

I feel like at some time in the near future I'm going to hook up with Luke Wilson. He's almost 50 and still hot as hell and unmarried with no kids. His dick is going in me.

Luke and Owen don’t look related. It’s like the real live version of The Darjeeling Limited where Owen Wilson did not look like he could be the brother of Adrien Brody and Jason Schwartzman.

James Mardsen knocked up some Brazilian one night stand so had to pay out for a kid.

They did date, off and on, for five years. I guess that's just part of being a rich player. (Multiple baby mothers and child support payments.) Wow, didn't realize child support payments are not taxable. The flip side is that they are also not tax deductible for the payor.

Money better spent on a nose job and a vasectomy

I don't understand why Owen Wilson is even a thing.

...is he still a thing? I haven't seen him in anything in a while.

R41 - but Luke is hot as hell. He's the type of guy who would fuck you good and then curl you against you, his arm slung around you, as you sleep through the night with him being the big spoon. Owen seems like a scheming douchebag who would play infinite mindgames with you.

R43

Child support is a tricky issue.

IRS doesn't want to get involved or at least stands at arms length; so it isn't taxed nor deductible (this is per federal laws obviously).

Those applying for credit in most instances can elect to have such payments included in monthly income, or not.

OTOH certain federal and other government programs require disclosure of child support and use it in monthly household income calculations.

Child support is not subject to wage garnishment, nor (IIRC) can it be sized to satisfy civil court judgments in most cases.

So you see why child support can be seen as a gravy train.... California laws base child support strictly upon income and several other factors, that is why OW is paying such a huge amount. There is a formula, numbers are input, and a sum is calculated.

[quote] didn't he try to kill himself once?

Yes. See R30.

Quite honestly have no sympathy for Owen Wilson. The man has two by-blow sons already, thus if he didn't want another he fully well knew how that could be accomplished.

His crocodile tears and adolescent behaviour (changing telephone number, not speaking to the woman), just seems a bit much.

Bitch hit the jackpot.

Was the suicide attempt really related to Kate Hudson?

Was the suicide attempt really related to Kate Hudson?

R42 he's in his son's life though

That nose would drive me to suicide too

I have never understood why straight men who don't want children (or more children) don't just get the snip. They should use condoms too if they're not monogamous, but the snip ensures that there are never, ever any oops babies.

R56, no vasectomy because a rich man can be 60+, meet a 20- or 30-something woman, and start all over again.

All of you assholes going after the women who get knocked up by rich or famous men have got it ass backwards.

It's the men who are risking getting stuck with a minimum 18 year financial obligation. So stop and THINK: why aren't they taking stringent precautions?

It's because a lot of straight guys have a fetish about impregnating women. Lots of women. The more they knock up, the more manly they feel. They get off thinking about how potent they are. And in some circles, it gives them bragging rights.

That's why they willingly impregnate women and end up supporting so many kids. They love knocking up women even though they hate being dads, and especially hate having to pay child support.

But when is a fetish ever rational?

Sorry R58, it takes 2 to Tango. The broads are just as guilty of being morons as the dudes. Of course lots of the gals intentionally get knocked up just so they can get a slice of the guy's pie.

Babymomma drama, golddigging whores, child support payments, "oops" babies and being tethered to some insane cunt you can't stand for the next 18-21 years of your life because you didn't use a condom are reasons why I thank God that I'm gay. We are SO so lucky that we don't have to deal with all of that.

His nose is HOT

Trashy trashy.

[quote]I have never understood why straight men who don't want children (or more children) don't just get the snip. They should use condoms too if they're not monogamous, but the snip ensures that there are never, ever any oops babies.

Some do.

[quote]Owen seems like a scheming douchebag who would play infinite mindgames with you.

I've always gotten that vibe from him. I never bought his nice guy act.

What’s his skin color?

Too old to have that stupid floppy haircut.

Light orange, r65.

Does mom feed her diamond soup?

I remember listening to a podcast where a starlet recalled her Israeli friend's encounter with Owen Wilson. The friend met him at an LA hotspot. She pretended to speak little English while also feigning ignorance about his stardom. Long story short: Wilson took her home, put her in the bath, then ate her ass and sent Miss Israeli on her way in a cab.

[quote]Another dumbass straight guy too stupid to use a rubber.

As opposed to almost all HIV infected homosexuals who got a 100% preventable disease

That why every men should stay away from Fish. They are good only for reproduction .

he could have uses gays he wanted his rocks off

His baby mama is a young instagram whore. Of course, she was going to try to get knocked up by this middle aged rich idiot. He is so dumb for not getting fixed.

What r29 and r56 said.

I think a lot of straight men want to be "potent", whether or not they actually want to have children.

Vasectomies are reversible, if a man decides he actually does want to father a child.

R70 Exactly. That's why Ronald Reagan ignored them in the 80s for being stupid.

If he has 3 children, then that's roughly $16.2 million dollars over 18 years for all three of them.

I wonder if he was smart enough to put that amount aside in a trust, so therefore it's all paid to them automatically every month. I believe that's how Tom cruise has it set up for his daughter with Katie Holmes.

So therefore, his $$ is separated from the child support $$. That would be smart.

George Clooney must have had a vasectomy that he reversed, right?

I have no sympathy for him and I applaud the girl. He's a rich douchebag, and like so many before him, he made another oops baby because he's got the mental capacity of a snail and the mental age of a twelve year old boy. She saw an opportunity and took it. He paid for his idiocy and immature behavior. You call it sad, I call it karma.

Jesus that’s a ton of money. Especially for an out of work actor. He needs a better lawyer

$25K is a ridiculous amount.

However, and it varies by state, but it’s usually 20% net monthly income of non-custodial parent. It can be modified (decreased) in the case of multiple children.....including from multiple mothers.

Over 18 years, $25K is about $5.5M. If $70M is his actual net worth and he never makes another dime, it’s just under 8%. Comparatively, he got a deal, and I suspect he’s silent on the matter because he knows it.

And he’s an asshole. That little girl will read someday that he had relationships with her half-brothers, but didn’t even want to meet her.

Its interesting that his habit of not using protection is taking a front seat to the fact that he's choosing to be a part of two but not all three of his children.

That's fucked up!

Well, it might be beneficial to not have someone like Owen Wilson in your life...

And people have the nerve to always talk about black men. Theres more white men out there like him then people realize.

I know a few. Just complete deadbeats.

The amount of money that male celebrities are required to pay to the mother of a baby they had together is ridiculous. Who needs $25,000 a month to raise a child? Is he that rich that he can afford to pay that amount of money every month? Anyway, the idiot should have gotten a vasectomy a long time ago.

Not just male celebrities, honky.

Yes, Clooney had a vasectomy and then did some really complex, expensive and painful sperm-extraction process at a leading NYC hospital when he wanted those babies with Amal.

Does she have a dick nose like his!? Poor kid.

R85, I’m not entirely disagreeing with you as one can absolutely raise a child on their own on far less than $25K/mo.

Point is: he made a kid. Three, technically. And if they all get 8% = 24% of his assumed (if correct) $70M net worth. Again, assuming he never earns another red cent. Which is unlikely, even if he doesn’t have the star status he did 15-20 years ago.

He’d generally be paying at least 30% of his net in support, overall. While the dollars alone are a lot and more than what you and I needed to be raised, there is the consideration that he has the capacity to do better by his kids. So why shouldn’t he? A good attorney (which he can clearly afford if this mattered to him) could get terms that mom’s home/or a portion/insurance/retirement, etc...go to his kid(s) upon her death, etc.... He seems to clearly not GAF; in many ways already described.

Finally, if he doesn’t pay at least 30% net for three kids, I think the dads that do pay 30%+ of their net should be the ones who are outraged. After all: few of us in life have the luxury of cutting a “fat” check and walking on our “mistakes”. Even fewer consider that “mistake” our own child.

He’s a piece of shit.

how ghetto

His nose was broken.

So, I definitely don't want the baby to get a broken nose, but that's the only way the kid is going to wind up with his nose.

He’s worn the same wig for decades.

"The broads are just as guilty of being morons as the dudes. "

Some of these broads aren't being stupid, they're being smart! Have a kid by someone really rich, and everything beyond the nanny's salary is pure profit! It's as easy as easy money gets!

But the men are being stupid. They know that condoms or a vasectomy will prevent any awkwardness, but they can't be bothered with either. They really are thinking with their dicks.

The babymama is mixed (white mother and ethnic father, not really sure which ethnicity).

Here's her sister and father.

Owen may be a douchebag, but his jizz sure does make for some pretty babies.

Luke is super hot. No kids and never married. Wonder what his deal is. I saw Luke in person in Beverly Hills awhile back and he is DELICIOUS. So fucking sexy.

Straight men are such idiots and are so easily taken for a ride. This is why I'll never understand why straight women gripe and groan about being oppressed nowadays. The world is their fucking oyster if they're strategic enough about it.

That was expensive fuck. Hope it was worth it, Owen!

I don't think the baby is really that cute. Never liked him so I don't care. Luke is where it's at!

Luke is bascially my dream guy.

Would he be famous if his nose didn't look like it does? He'd be another soap opera extra.

Except, R97, the only financially effective way to take a straight man for a ride these days is to pop out a kid, which gets you 28 years of childhood support, in exchange for a lifetime of drama and blame for a fucked-up childhood.

Totally not worth it.

Sorry, 18 years. Fucking phone keyboard.

And then there's the possibility of the straight man killing you. Always a danger when you're a woman.

Huh, R104?

"Luke is bascially my dream guy."

Your dream guy is an ugly middle aged straight man with a bunch of baby mamas?

Owen is the baby faahva, not Luke.

r106 - no, that's Owen (the blond). Luke has dark brown hair.

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