Stupid last names

Musk

Buttigieg

Cock

Smellie

Ramsbottom

Pigg

Haggard

Clutter

Nutter

Bottom

Dick

Fagot

Cockburn

These are from the US:

Testicoli

Wanker

Wankero

Whorey

Willyee

Drumpf

Wigglesworth

Trump

Mxyzptlik.

With the "I"

Sweeney

Handzlick, Footlick, Glasscock, Benningover, Griesedick, Higgenbottom, Bottoms, Swallows, Fairy, Ferry, Pujol (s), Pooholz, Butts, Butz, Humperdinck, Creamer, Whitehead, Moorehead, Vagpie, Haanjob, Fettersnatch, Fokker, Vaart, Siemen, Seamen, Zonderkop, Eikel, Haimann/Highmann, Baghose, Bone, Snoggins, Hiscock, Muckenfuss, Eaton-Cox, Wang, Kuntz, Beaver, Applebottom, I could go on FOREVER!

Santorum

Cunningham

What I don't understand is why someone would keep an unfortunate name like Thigpen, Stankey, Pigg or Fagg. I'd change it first chance I got.

Cumberbatch

Pigford, Fuchs, Weiner.

Fink

Assman

Toole

Trump

I went to school with the Nipple twins in the 80s. I never understood why their parents didn't change the name.

Jack Noseworthy was my jam back in the 90s

To be fair Fuchs and Fink are perfectly fine names in german speaking countries R13, R14.

R11 there's a useful (yet slightly visually disturbing) medical device called a Pigg-O-Stat that is used to immobilize babies and toddlers during X-rays. It was invented by Jalmer Pigg.

This looks just wrong R18.

Smellie Bosomworth Sidebottom Quirke

Oh, and Pratt

My brother had a friend in college whose last name was KORNBLATT.

Shakeshaft

Hor

Piggott

Kont

Oh god, many years ago I was acquaintances with a failed actor named HM Supernaw. He gave me big attitude one time and I sneered at him and said "And what's with your name? HM SUPERNAW. What a FUCKING STUPID NAME." He didn't answer me back.

Snodgrass

Hogg - and more often than not, anyone you meet whose last name is Hogg is from wealth.

Koch

Kotek

Butz

Knipple

Looney

Boosler as in Elayne Boosler

Muggins

Clutterbuck

Buttigieg

I work with a woman who has the unfortunate last name Douche. I would have changed it a long time ago.

I went to school with a beautiful girl named Heather Dick. No lie, her nickname was “Happy”. I can not make this stuff up. She was popular and pretty so no one really gave her shot for it. But I always thought she couldn’t wait to get married.

Lipschitz

Boohaker

Hufnagel

Quattlebaum

Pee

There was a famous Chicago duplicator company named A.B. Dick. I think they went out of business in the digital age. Many names translated from a foreign language can be odd: Fischbein=fish bone, Fenstermacher = window maker, etc,

Funderburk Bickerdyke Primasing Varujean Plaep

Slaughter, especially if you’re a physician. ‘Hello, I’m Dr. Slaughter.’

Wilfahrt

Lipschitz

Pratt

Pugh

Dingleberry

Clutterbuck

[quote] Oh god, many years ago I was acquaintances with a failed actor named HM Supernaw. He gave me big attitude one time and I sneered at him and said "And what's with your name? HM SUPERNAW. What a FUCKING STUPID NAME." He didn't answer me back.

Wow, you really showed him who was the true Queen Cunt of the Playground!

Trump

I knew a person whose last name was Grottendick.

Chewning

Some parents need to be put away for the names they give their kids based upon their last name. Horst Schmidt?

Cobblepot

Wang

Bensonmum. Jamessir Bensonmum. Maa'm.

[quote]Glasscock[/quote]

I saw that one coming.

How about Dickshot, like Johnny Dickshot?

Troublecock

There used to be a Dr. DeKay where I live. Unfortunately he missed his calling, and became a family doctor instead of a dentist. When my aunt had hearing problems, she went to an ENT named Dr. Holler.

I've known people with the following last names:

Hooker

Butt

Dikshit

Hiscock

Poots

Kardashian

West

Kardashian-West

Jenner

Kushner

Cockburn

I saw a sign in a Lutheran church dedicated to the Unglaube Family. Which was bizarre since unglaube means unbelief.

Was looking up 'Billings' in staff directory and noticed the name below it was 'Bimbo'. She was listed as 'Mrs', suggesting she married into that name.

I know it's childish, but it took me about 5 minutes to stop crying from laughing so hard.

Youngblood. It sounds so distasteful.

Butcher

The best full name I ever saw was a Vietnamese name in a town in rural Kansas: Suck Dong Oh

Bloodgood

Thickbroom

Biggerstaff

I worked with a woman with the last name Wrinklepleck. It was her married name, and she said her husband told her that he wouldn't be offended if she didn't take his name - but she did.

Remember Gaye Males?

Hung

Doolittle. I'd hate to have that at the top of my resume or business card.

I knew of a man with the last name "Fagg" who did legally change it.

Went to school with a Turnipseed.

Toot. I once had a job interview with Dr. Ruth Toot. I couldn't help but wonder if her husband's name was Rudy.

Ruth and Rudy Toot!!

Bonar

Handy

Fagot

Shortsleeve

Klutts

We used to have a local newsman named Peter Thyng, pronounced "thing."

Doody

Two French names:

de Mussy

de Bussy

Queen

Bopp

Twelvetrees

Asman

Lipschitz

Pine

Kardashian

Zellwinger

Trump

Clinton

We had an Indian employee Hari Vegesna

In my teens I worked in an office and the accountant's name was Mounir, and one of his co-workers called him Manure behind his back, until the day she accidentally called him that to his face.

Has anyone mentioned BUSH yet?

Dick

LaCock

Well, someone pointed out to me that there was a person named Uglee Hopson in the Chicago telephone book years ago. There was also a dentist whose name reflected a couple of loser automobiles. Dr. Edsel K. Hudson. I can only imagine that the K stood for Kaiser.

Crapper

MODDELMOG. (HI, HALA! You shriveled-up Adderall-addicted CUNT!!!)

Let me introduce you to Pamela Balls-Organista

Dardanelle

Cox

Casagrande

Hi, I'm Pierre Anus

Chitnis

Glasscock

Woodcock

Years ago in Santa Barbara there was a proctologist named J. Peerman Nesselrod, which I thought sounded straight out of a WC Fields movie. We also had an oral surgeon named Dr. Pincock.

In a Louisiana phone directory I came across "Miss Jazzabelle Husky," whom I pictured as a meaty 90-year-old ex-stripper.

I also once saw the name "Fotini Plouffe" and just liked the…flounciness…of it.

My hometown White pages had three Harry Dicks listed. They were prime targets for prank calls by any and all literate children.

Similar to R97, a place I used to work (big company) had clients called Paul Mycock and Pat Hiscock.

Toogood and Eatwell

I was watching Live PD and I saw a cop with the name "Loudermilk"

Pancake and Popcorn

Had a friend with the unfortunate last name of Jerko.

Taught at a school where there was a family with three girls and the last name of Slutsky.

Trump. Huckabee. Hickenlooper.

Swallow

Monique Fuchs

You gotta help me doc, I'm fine from the waist up, but from the waist down, I'm constantly cold

Why in all my years of being a physician I've never heard of such a thing Mr Winterbottom

I knew a man named Maycock.

Hi, I'm John Titt

Henchmen.

I thought it meant, “your men who will do your evil bidding”, as in, “he came in with his henchmen and took all my caftans”. Something like that. Usually used in horror movies.

Bosom. I knew a guy in the 1980s named Bosom who took his wife’s name upon marriage, McCarthy. Alas, they divorced.

Fingerhut

I went to college with a girl who had the unfortunate last name Sukoff.

I couldn’t believe Fingerhunt was a real company. I had a minor problem with them, and just assumed they were a scam company.

It's Fingerhut, R114.

R99 Back in Britain, those are both Traveller's names. Another I find too funny is Snodgrass. I don't know why really, but I'd imagine them to be quite fussy and a bit smug.

I always thought Higginbotham sounded funny when I was a kid.

Goodykoontz

There's a kid with the surname Ducksworth on our campus.

Bumford

R119 Here in the States, we have Senator Tammy Duckworth, representing Illinois. Her father's Duckworth ancestors go back before the American revolution, apparently.

I was watching credits after a film I saw last night, and laughed as the name "Kornfoot" scrolled up! I think that one tops the Korn/Corn names. Dr. Kornfoot would be apropos for a podiatrist I should think.

R103 Believe or not, I've got one better: Vageena. Three girls, and very Catholic. They were always the "front butt" of many jokes.

Pugh.

Even If you pronounce it ‘pew’ or ‘pug’ it’s still stupid.

Shupenis. Pronounced shoe-pen-iss

That was my seventh grade math teacher’s name.

There's a character on the newish [italic]Tacoma FD[/italic] program named Eddie Penisi (pronounced pen-EE-see).

Teets

Bowersox

I went to school with a girl whose last name was Bowersox and everyone called her Sourbox.

Huntsucker. That's a real, honest-to-god surname.

Spankie.

I had a shop teacher named Mr. Twentyfive.

Quackenbush

Indeed, R131.

I knew a family named Top, as a kid. They had a teenage son and the Dad was hung.

I also knew girls in my classes over the years with the surnames Heyman, Keen, Trick, Spray, Angle, Dudd & Candida.

Mike Hunt.

You bitches are killing me, and I hate myself for laughing so hard at this. I am literally hiding my face from my partner so I don’t have to tell him what I’m losing my shit over.

Tickle

Hogshead

Hogg

Cox

Dyck

R138 For you.

A hyphenated Duckworth-Quackenbush surname would be hilarious.

I like this thread but I'm not clever enough to think of anything.

Gay, Gaylord

Waqass Butt

Close.

She's horney.

Brigitte Horney.

I just met someone named Wykenkoop, pronounced Wicken-koop, like Nincompoop.

Hoare

Easey

Sharkey

R146 There was a famous doctor in Chicago, Dr. Alice Wynekoop, who murdered her daughter in law back in the 1920's.

Adcock always makes me snicker; anything with cock does really.

Just saw someone interviewed on tv whose last name was "Pancake"

Outhouse Beaver Boomer I knew a family named Hiscock that actually changed their name to Hiscott.

Slocum

Chisolm

I work with a Dickmann and a Manlick.

Maycock

Cockburn

Someone recently got arrested in Santa Barbara, CA, named Molasses Jones. I have no idea if that's a male or female name.

These are names found in New Zealand - Honeybun, Snowball, and yes, the surname of a well-known medical professor, Robert Beaglehole.

Clitsome Hiscock Hoar Butts

Found this one in a historical news article: Horniman

Dumas

Diana Dors' real last name was Fluck. LOL.

Gotobed

Fonda Peters

Flok

Not really germane to this thread, but if you switch the first syllables in "Joaquin Phoenix," it becomes Fawkeen Weenix. I just thought that was funny.

Carry on!

^ Just saw this, -r165- and I laughed out loud. Not even stoned. It IS funny.