Brad Pitt 101

Pitt

He is beautiful but dumb. That seems to be about all there is to it.

Pitt.

He's got a little dick.

He looks like my hubby.

He's a pothead, has yellow teeth from smoking, and has herpes.

Brad Pitt is a plastic surgery

Brad Pitt is a drunk.

I only know Keanu Reeves.

He has yellow skin.

Like most actors, he is an alcoholic and he used to have facial scaring and while dating Gwen, he did not like to bathe.

R4, his dick looks normal size to me:

[quote] Brad Pitt is a plastic surgery

True!

So what type of plastic surgery did he have? An implants? A nose job?

Perhaps a cock extension?

I know how he got the role in Thelma and Louise.

I've always liked him, a lot.

He was a Sigma Chi

[quote] He has yellow skin.

Is that true or just a DL meme?

The way he looks in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, HELL YES. I will take him

He's 55.

Aging poorly. Still has a nice ass, always has, but has been reluctant to show it off.

Aging poorly? He's beautiful in Hollywood.

He's beautiful and reasonably intelligent for an actor--just 1 credit shy of a college degree when he took off for Hollywood. He seems rather lacking in personality, though. Hence, his always taking on the most interesting traits of whatever woman he's with. That's why he and Jennifer Anniston were such a blah couple--she doesn't have any interesting traits.

Supposedly the character Chad in this movie is based on Brad Pitt.

The film is Living in Oblivion.

He was smart to get into the producing game. great choices by him or his team.

Yeah, as a producer he might have made more meaningful contributions to cinema than as an actor, but he's definitely delivered some iconic performances. Brad's definitely one of the good ones, and he has no need to be as ambitious as he is. It's what separates him from a lot of the other pretty boys that have made their way through Hollywood.

He can't act unless he's playing Brad Pitt.

His accent in Inglorious Basterds was HILARIOUS.

r12 You don't get out much, do you?

I want to know does he still want Jennifer Aniston back?

I don't wish anything bad for the guy, but when he was Angelina he seemed like such a vapid, dimwitted twat & when it all fell apart & he appeared to very much have a personal reckoning, it made him seem like a more interesting person: someone who was very blessed, but had been through some shit & came out the other side as a sadder, but wiser person. He seems to adore his kids & I hope his crazy ex doesn't totally poison his relationship with them (though the asian kids are probably a lost cause).

Does he actually have yellow skin?

DIdn't he hire the late gay porn actor Cameron Fox and then backed out?

[quote]Brad's definitely one of the good ones

Agreed -- he was one of the few big names that helped rebuild homes for the victims of Hurricane Katrina.

Brad.

R31, it will probably work out OK. My BPD mom attempted to alienate me from my dad. Not sure if that’s what Angelina is actually doing, but if she is, kids get older. If they’re bright, they figure things out on their own pretty quickly. I know I did.

The kids are well traveled. They’ve been exposed to lots of positive things from a young age. And as children, we’re resilient. We bounce back.

As long as those kids understand that their dad loves them, and get to spend time with their dad, they will be OK. I’d say that the one thing all kids and parents need to be aware of, is addiction. When we come from families with a history of substance abuse or an alcoholic parent, we are more vulnerable to addiction, than not. If they can overcome that hurdle, if and when it pops up, the kids will more than likely be OK.

At his mid to late 50's William Bradley Pitt is more fuckable than ever.

Yes, R37. Because being fuckable is the only thing Brad Pitt should aspire to be.

JFC. 😑

He’s more than fuckable, and he’s still fuckable at his age.

Brad will have his last fuckable day someday. But not anytime in the next decade, I'd imagine.

Being fuckable is the only thing.

True when it comes to Pitt.

He was a Sigma Chi at the University of Missouri. He and some frat brothers put pillowcases over their heads and were hired to dance naked at sorority birthday parties.

He's secretly a black man.

[quote] He's secretly a black man.

Why do you think that?

He's banned in China.

Jen doesn't deserve his cock.

DIdn't he hire the late gay porn actor Cameron Fox and then backed out?

Please! If he was going to hire out for some good dick he would have never picked someone who was a girl in a man's body.

...at a frat event with Pi Beta Phi sorority at Mizzou