It's over. I will soon push 50, I hit the gym 5 days a week and millennials seem to have a fetish for fit daddies, so I thought I still had a few good years. Not. My grindr hook up last night was a handsome fit fat bear in his early 30's. He had GIRTH. Like the proverbial Coke can. And boy did he go deep. As I was watching him fuck me in the mirror I wondered at his ease and thought it was perhaps the only time in my bottom life that I was not experiencing any pain. I relaxed completely and let him have his way. All the way. So deep in fact that when he pulled out, I felt everything going with it. He screamed, I gasped. There was a turd on my bed. I SHAT my fit fat top. All hell broke loose. Never. Again.
Yesterday was my last fuckable day
by Anonymous | reply 94 | December 9, 2019 9:09 AM |
Uhm....ewww Becky.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 3, 2019 12:23 PM |
I was certain until the last moment this was going to be about you prolapsing.
[quote]All hell broke loose. Never. Again.
Why? Shit happens. American gays.... always so dramatic over excrement. đ´
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 3, 2019 12:24 PM |
Scat thread
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 3, 2019 12:35 PM |
Fat head
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 3, 2019 12:47 PM |
karma for fucking a fat
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 3, 2019 12:52 PM |
Iâm confused. Bottoms can shit the bed while getting pounded in their teens. What does age have to do with it?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 3, 2019 12:53 PM |
OP = SCAT TROLL
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 3, 2019 12:56 PM |
I don't know. It never happened before. I thought it was because my snatch was overused or too sloppy or something. I can usually be fucked bareback by several guys and still suck on their pristine dick after. So it's not an age-related thing ?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 3, 2019 12:58 PM |
No, not related to your age. Though you might evaluate your preparation process and what you eat beforehand. This happened to me in my early 20s and thankfully not since then. Well, there was once when I didn't prepare properly but that wasn't due to my age.
Get back on the horse honey!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 3, 2019 1:05 PM |
Plunger-fucked
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 3, 2019 1:15 PM |
R9 thanks. But I have been feeling uncomfortable with the whole process lately. Is anyone here experiencing a growing anxiety about anal intercourse after 45? In my youth there was no such thing as an aging bottom. Bottoms retired gracefully into their mother's basements or limited themselves to blow jobs in bars restrooms. I don't know why young guys are after muscle daddies these days. Every single milennial I know has major daddy issues. I feel I just want to do tha =Limit myself to blow jobs. Yesterday was too humiliating.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 3, 2019 1:17 PM |
You should sell your story to Hallmark, OP. Heartwarming.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 3, 2019 1:20 PM |
um. ewwwww.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 3, 2019 1:23 PM |
You should have just told him to eat it.....that it was part of the sex act. Then it would have been cleaned up, and no one would have been embarrassed.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 3, 2019 1:24 PM |
Ehhhh. It happens.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 3, 2019 1:27 PM |
This.
Never.
Happened.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 3, 2019 1:28 PM |
Scat fantasies
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 3, 2019 1:33 PM |
Actually this did happen to me, except the man was fucking me with a dildo in an empty apartment at his complex. He had just picked me up from the airport so I hadnât had a chance to âclean.â When he pulled the dildo out of my ass, it looked like a chocolate and nut covered log. He threw it in the closet and we left the apartment. I still wonder to this day who found it and what they did with it!!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 3, 2019 1:35 PM |
Yup. Shit troll.
Why canât you die?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 3, 2019 1:36 PM |
R19 - one must wonder if youâre here and taking the time to post because you secretly like scat.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 3, 2019 1:38 PM |
It happens to the best of us ,dear. I once pursued a hot to death white trash man for months because of his legendary endowment. His bulge IN pants was not to be believed. Long story short,I starved myself for 3 days beforehand,douched countless times (he was reluctant to try anal again after always getting shit on) and on the day of the assignation I was confident it would go well. When he dropped his pants I almost fainted . To this day Ive never seen such a big dick. It took forever to get in (and I was hardly a virgin) and after a few thrusts shit exploded all over him. A veritable stream of shit. Needless to say it did not end well. Didnt stop me from getting fucked,thems the breaks honey.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 3, 2019 1:42 PM |
Well, that took a turn.
I thought it was going to be some whining about getting old and not being attractive to younger guys anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 3, 2019 1:43 PM |
Technically, the day before yesterday was your last fuckable day. You weren't all that fuckable yesterday, as your laundry bill will attest.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 3, 2019 1:45 PM |
Yes, we should all tell our embarrassing shit stories to make OP feel better.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 3, 2019 1:49 PM |
This thread is kinda hilarious. Keep it up yâall.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 3, 2019 1:58 PM |
Oh Brother what a shitty thread Shitty shitty shitty
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 3, 2019 2:03 PM |
SCAT TROLL
DAT TROLL
SCAT TROLL
HE GOT DEM FAT ROLLS
WHICH HE COULD TAKE DEM FAT POLES
BUT HE JUST WANNA EAT DEM DOOKIE BOWLS
HE STINK LIKE A DIRTY ASSHOLE
SCAT TROLL, HE DAT TROLL
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 3, 2019 2:07 PM |
Would it have killed you to have at least posted a picture or link OP? Would it? I mean would that have really been so hard? Would it? Why donât you try to think more of others next time before you post? What's your problem? I mean really, what's your damn problem?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 3, 2019 2:11 PM |
I hate when that happens.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 3, 2019 2:12 PM |
Hey this is a good thread for poo shoes
She speaks in rhymes and metaphors
It seems fun till you realize it's mental sickness on its worst
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 3, 2019 2:13 PM |
Do you really want a link? Do you punk....
It would link to a dick incrusted with yesterdays lunch
Corn when did I last have corn
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 3, 2019 2:15 PM |
OP = Melania
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 3, 2019 2:16 PM |
I wanna move to India!!! I want to see some hot Indian men shitting their brains out in the streets đ¤¤
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 3, 2019 2:19 PM |
R33 EVERYONE WAS SHITTING IN THE STREETS
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 3, 2019 2:21 PM |
I've never "painted" a top but earlier this year I hooked up with this gorgeous guy from scruff. He was tall, muscular, and even sent an uber to pick me up from my place over to his. I arrived and it was a nice high rise building. We hooked up (he topped) and it was AMAZING and he asked me to stay the night which I have never experienced. Early in the morning his phone rings which wakes up both and he apologizes and says its a work call he has to take. He answers the phone and proceeds to the bathroom, closes the door, and I can hear him take the most massive shit. I'm talking farting, water splashing, like I thought I was on some kind of prank show. At this point I am mortified and jump out of bed to get my clothes on. He comes out of the bathroom as if nothing had happened and jumps back into bed and motions for me to get back in. I tell him I have to go home but can't find my phone. He gets out of bed and pulls back the sheets and he HAD LEFT SKID MARKS ON HIS OWN SHEETS! I never thought as a bottom I would ever be subjected to a scat nightmare that wasn't my own fault!!!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 3, 2019 2:22 PM |
Did you get off ? Isn't that really all that matters? Who cares what that guy thinks or did. It's all about you getting off.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 3, 2019 2:23 PM |
We give shit too much power. Itâs no different than saliva, cum, or sweat. Itâs a product of our body and we shouldnât be embarrassed by it. Everyone does it, nearly every single day!!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 3, 2019 2:24 PM |
Well OP, shit happens.
If you're really that bothered about it, turn to topping. You can (with the aid of viagra) continue to fuck well into your old age, and as you said there's a lot of younger guys around that have a daddy fetish and would be happy to be pounded by you.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 3, 2019 2:25 PM |
Talk to me r37 when you go 7 days without bowel movement.
Shit has power unimaginable by you
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 3, 2019 2:27 PM |
R39 - how is that possible??? Are you eating 3 meals a day? Where is the waste going?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 3, 2019 2:29 PM |
Do they sell crotchless depends for the OP for when he goes topping?
All Business in the front and party in the rear
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 3, 2019 2:30 PM |
R41 - âcrotchless Dependsâ comment WINS the Internet today.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 3, 2019 2:34 PM |
[quote]We give shit too much power. Itâs no different than saliva, cum, or sweat.
Maybe so. But the latter three have broad erotic appeal denied the former, save for specialists.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 3, 2019 2:38 PM |
Damn you R41 ! Damn you ! Coffee everywhere !
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 3, 2019 2:40 PM |
This is all your fault OP, you didn't prep correctly.
Next time, 12 hours before the event: 2 parts Activia, 1 part prune juice, 1 part Cracklin Oat bran, and a shot of Tequila. Put in blender and then top with whipped cream and cherry to help with the taste.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 3, 2019 2:41 PM |
It's okay, OP. Everything will be fine. Life has just given you an opportunity to practice humility. We all benefit from doing it.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 3, 2019 2:44 PM |
R35 that was the original director's cut for 'pretty woman' but Disney wanted a happy ending.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 3, 2019 3:57 PM |
That's why my sex life is limited to Falcon videotapes .
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 3, 2019 4:01 PM |
This thread arrived just in time for my lunch!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 3, 2019 4:15 PM |
R38 I couldn't top my way out of a paper bag
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 3, 2019 4:21 PM |
Iâm triggered!!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 3, 2019 4:23 PM |
Later that night, after hours of laundry, this millennial came over for his morning blow job. He stars at 5:00am so he wants a 4:00am treat, it's all hush hush don't wake the neighbors fun, he has a gorgeous naturally toned bod and a soft bushy beard, and I was glad I didn't have a condom when he started asking for my elderbubble. I'll settle for that. Nice juice
by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 3, 2019 4:38 PM |
R52 - it must be fabulous to live in your fantasy world.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 3, 2019 5:01 PM |
This is why I gave up anal long ago. Hot as a fantasy in the porn version of it. In the real world it can be fun also but the downsides are just too horrible. Even when it all goes pretty well, it's still too gross. I think when I was younger and randier, my libido just rough rode over any "ick" factor. Also, when you're new to the game you think it's going to be like the porn version. So oral sex and mutual JO are both great but I do wish that anal was more like its portrayal in porn--never a hint of anything gone awry.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 3, 2019 6:04 PM |
Similar experience here OP. Not necessarily cleanliness but looseness, hemorrhoids and concern for sphincter muscles in old age. Plus the perkiness is gone - which happens to the best of us. Iâm accepting the need to transition to top. Seems like there is much larger pool of hot bottoms who care less about age then dick size. Also thinking I need to fade into the sunset and accept that both the drive and desirability is fading. And that is not necessarily a bad thing. Sex has played too large a role in my life because Iâm a gay man.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 3, 2019 6:08 PM |
OP, Iâd still pound your hot ass.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 3, 2019 6:20 PM |
Thank you kindly R56. I devoted a lifetime to keeping it rock hard and bubbly for gentlemen such as yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 3, 2019 6:25 PM |
Could have been worse, OP could have shit out 3 dead gerbils...
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 3, 2019 6:38 PM |
^ Or ended up in the ER with a live one.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 4, 2019 1:24 AM |
[QUOTE] We give shit too much power. Itâs no different than saliva, cum, or sweat. Itâs a product of our body and we shouldnât be embarrassed by it. Everyone does it, nearly every single day!!
Nearly? If youâre not shitting every single day, youâve got some problems. Mine comes out every morning like clockwork.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 4, 2019 1:33 AM |
R60, do you really think the Darfur Orphan takes a dump every day? The poor thing is starving. I'd wager three times a week is plenty.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 4, 2019 2:30 AM |
R39 Iâm not sure if that is actually possible. A whole week? Damn
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 4, 2019 4:26 AM |
That was waste, OP, but it wasnât shot is what character.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 4, 2019 4:29 AM |
Get a CleanStream and don't let this happen again. 50? That was my renaissance. I was fat and miserable for years. 50 was a rebirth - the first birthday in 25 years where I was thin and healthy. I worked out with a trainer for months, dieted and could do high impact cardio at the gym.
It's been the best decade of sex in my life - and not a ruined sheet, anywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 4, 2019 4:42 AM |
R64 - good for you. Where do you meet fuckbuds?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 4, 2019 4:48 AM |
R64 congrats ! The thread belongs to you. Happy New life !
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 4, 2019 7:17 AM |
R64 I turn 50 in 65 days. I want to lose about 30 lbs and be in shape to mark this milestone, but the. I get depressed that Iâm getting old and end up eating and sleeping instead.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 4, 2019 12:55 PM |
Get some Oxi Clean, R64. Just wash your shitty sheets. They aren't ruined.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 4, 2019 1:16 PM |
Yikes, R64, why don't you do something positive or good with your life.
If you've got a roof over your head and food on your plate and your body isn't pain, then you're ahead of a lot of people.
How is eating and sleeping more going to help you with your depression?
OP, what's wrong with you. Don't you clean yourself?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 5, 2019 1:57 AM |
Scat Queen troll mistaking herself for funny ... again.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 5, 2019 2:03 AM |
Sorry if I offended any of you youngsters. My butt has been hurting something awful for the last 3 days. Mr fit-fat was really too large. I think this is the hill I m gonna die on folks. I am not bleeding ( which I often do) but It's bad. It's always been more pain than pleasure for me anyway. I mostly ever did it out of vanity, because my ass is quite the bubble, and men go crazy over it, but I am very tight and I think I have a short pipe, coz' when the prostate is hit it's really painful. The idea is more exciting than the deed for this one, or maybe I just did it too much. Started in 1988 and always was quite the slut.. I had a fairly good run. Guess I am lucky to have skipped the big bad wolf in the late 80's / 90's. My count must be around the 1000 or above anyway. So I guess this it it.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 5, 2019 7:27 AM |
occupational hazard, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 5, 2019 8:26 AM |
Well.. Over 30 years of bath houses, back rooms, random parks at night, apps.. What do you think ??
by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 5, 2019 8:36 AM |
I have to thank OP.
That gave me a really good laugh omg.
THANK YOU!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 5, 2019 9:19 AM |
*That being said, I hope you are okay.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 5, 2019 9:20 AM |
Thanks R75. I am a bit worried though
by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 5, 2019 9:22 AM |
Fuck off and die, OP
by Anonymous | reply 77 | December 5, 2019 9:46 AM |
You sound fat
by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 5, 2019 9:52 AM |
Sorry R77. There 's no shit, no hurt, it's all a walk in good old Russell square
by Anonymous | reply 79 | December 5, 2019 9:53 AM |
Yep. R79 is fat
by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 5, 2019 10:05 AM |
If 140 lbs for 5'9 is fat
by Anonymous | reply 81 | December 5, 2019 10:10 AM |
The greyed out post makes me laugh
by Anonymous | reply 82 | December 5, 2019 10:15 AM |
OP if youâd ever like to try again, Iâm thick but very short (4 inches) Itâs been tough for me to date out of embarrassment, but sometimes men will be posting looking for âsmall dicksâ and I respond. Although half of those guys say I have too much girth! I keep looking for a man that wants a guy with a 4 inch redbull can.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | December 5, 2019 11:55 AM |
Why not R83. Where are you ? Can you post a pic or describe yourself ?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | December 5, 2019 12:07 PM |
Something 's wrong. It's been almost a week and my butt still hurts. I don't want to explain this to my family doctor. He doesn't know the extent of my foulness.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | December 7, 2019 11:27 AM |
âWhy...why, youâve had thousands of throbbing members in this orifice, son!â
by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 7, 2019 11:35 AM |
LoL @R86. But really I am a bit worried. Could it be internal hemorroids ?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 7, 2019 11:39 AM |
Donât be such a fucking Mary. âI donât want to explain this to my doctorââthen go see another doctor! You donât think theyâve seen this before? Theyâre doctors. Suck it up and go get an examination.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 7, 2019 1:10 PM |
He might have busted yo walls
by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 7, 2019 3:53 PM |
OP, pullease go see a doctor - an LGBT friendly doctor - and put your mind at rest.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 7, 2019 4:38 PM |
R85 Stop being such a sissy. I had to have a female doctor retract my foreskin to determine phimosis.
Grow a set, take care of your hole. Thereâs nothing that will surprise your doctor. Heâs not a cleric. If he gives you a morality speech, find another doctor.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | December 8, 2019 5:11 PM |
It's been better today. Still a bit painful but not so much. I have second thought about doing it again though. That was really not agreeable at all
by Anonymous | reply 92 | December 8, 2019 6:24 PM |
Glad youâre better OP......I would say no more inserting large objects in your ass.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 8, 2019 6:26 PM |
OP, I'm pulling for your pooper. Keep up the improvements.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | December 9, 2019 9:09 AM |