My friend says her hymen broke riding a horse

Yes, Stevie Nicks kicked my daughter in the cunt bone and her hymen tore.

No, that does happen. Women can break their hymens in several ways before vaginal sex. That's part of the reason why the palace's premarital hymen check on Lady Diana Spencer in 1981 was so offensive--had it been broken, it would have proved nothing.

Why would your friend want it repaired?

The stupid is rampant around here lately.

Hopefully it was Trojan’d horse.

Oh, the jokes that come to mind: Are you sure that her hymen didn't break when the horse was riding her?

Now, that I've got that out of my system, your friend has no way of knowing if her hymen is intact unless she has undergone a gynecological exam and the gynecologist told her that her hymen had ruptured. Most gynecologists would not tell a patient about the status of her hymen because the finding is so non-specific as to be meaningless. Once the hymen and surrounding tissue has been estrogenated (meaning, the woman has begun or has completely undergone puberty), the hymen becomes rather flexible. Women can have intact hymens even after sexual intercourse where a penis enters her vagina repeatedly. The hymen in pre-pubescent girls is a fairly brittle membrane that can be ruptured in any number of ways not related to penetration of the vagina. This can include horseback riding, aggressive wiping post-toilet, earthquakes above 6.5 on the Richter scale, coin-operated rocking horses, drug smuggling, shoplifting, masturbation , hopscotch, competitive jump roping (a.k.a. Double Dutch), airplane crashes and sitting on the laps of department store Santas with Restless Leg Syndrome.

Yes. It can be superglued back together OP.

It's possible, it doesn't always break either, sometimes the opening is abnormal, too small, or non-existent and they need surgery to remove the excess tissue to open it up.

I thought only 70s novels and certain Muslims were still concerned with this. This thread, and that strict African American father in the news recently for having his daughter undego a pelvic annually to ensure her virginity proves my naïveté.

Is this your friend OP?

The story about the horse sounded better than admitting she broke it with a vibrator dildo. Let it go.

Why are you even talking about this? Girl parts are icky!

My husband bought the horseback riding story, thank God.

So did Prince Chaaaaarles!

Unfortunately for your friend, this does mean that officially, her virginity was taken by a farm animal.

OP you must be the only person who didn’t see this very special episode of Jiz.

Are you lost, dear? This is DL.

OP, your friend is a slut.

Your friend should get off her hymen horse, OP

The friend’s centaur.