Slovenian whore fills White House with gaudy baubles to remind her of Christmas in the cathouse

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Another whore for a first lady.

Just like Nancy Reagan.

She’ll have 5 more White House Christmas videos.

Another dog and pony show, just like Nancy-- but with real dog and real pony.

This thread title is BeBest OP!

By goodness Americans are so tacky at decorating for the holidays

Everything has to be so over the top kitschy

Why does she literally never change her hair at all? She could do something different. Pig tails for her piggie of a husband? On another note this is better than the bloodbath of Christmas trees she did before but still so overdone. Just like the Trumps.

Enjoy your last Christmas, whore.

How’s her laughable Be Best campaign going? Are we all much better as a nation now?

forever known as the broad who sold her soul for gold, and married one of the most monstrous criminals in history.

how do u sleep dear?

r7, clearly Trump has a "look" and enforces it on all the women in his orbit. Even Ivanka wears that 1990s Spiegel catalog look.

Not hideous, per se, but completely overdone. And why the hell is Vairst Letty wearing a coat slung over her shoulders. Did Dump turn off the heat?

Do white dat mean innocent.

Better than the crap she put up last year.

The coats hide her colostomy bag.

White stilettos. Klassy.

[quote]Another dog and pony show, just like Nancy-- but with real dog and real pony.

Eef I tell you vonce, I tell you meel-yun times - dog and pony cost extra!!

[quote] that 1990s Spiegel catalog look.

That’s the perfect description r11!

What were the previous years like, before the infamous red topiaries?

[quote] By goodness Americans are so tacky at decorating for the holidays Everything has to be so over the top kitschy

She's not American.

Tank Got iz dem inzted ov you!

#bebest Chistmas Caddle

Every year it's a horror show, but at least this year the scares were interrupted by rooms decorated in Target's best.

Here's a link to the NY Post for those of you who won't turn off adblocker for the Daily Heil and their malware-infested ads.

Awful.

I notice that there is no red, only green to symbolize the worship of their one true god, money.

Dump's ornament.

It beats that tribute to The Shining.

She can’t buy class. She is trash and it shows, doesn’t it?

She has nothing to do she just puts in that moldy old wig and the heels and the coat on shoulders - to indicate “class” and walks where she’s told. She’s a tool in the dismantling of America.

Out of morbid curiosity, I was watching some clips of a film called Foodfight (considered one of the worst animated films of all time) and it occurred to me that the skanky, dead-eyed, expressionless villainess is essentially Melania.

It's like she's wandering through her weird fantasy world.

Have a Glass Menagerie Christmas.

She's on drugs.

Can you blame her, R31?

It doesn’t matter if Melania is in a video presenting her tacky jewelry line or the Christmas decoration massacre in the WH, she’s always lifeless and empty.

It’s so fake and staged like that Celtic Woman commercial.

She should make a video like that lady the DL loves. That one where she shows you around her house and she’s glamorous. She says “Wecome to my world” or some catchline. The thread appears here periodically.

Quite frankly the unveiling of the White House at Christmas has been the most exciting thing about this administration.

Do you think Barron is allowed to play with the White House doll house, or does DT slap his hand away and calls him a fag if he tries?

Deck my halls.

I like this year's decorations. Much better than the red-tree monstrosity thing they had going last year.

I actually liked the 2017 decorations, too, even though it had a haunted look.

Eye em butter howre den dat dryd owld deek suckeen beetch Nuncy Rayguns.

I think she should have the "Festive Forest of Dead Trees" as a sympathetic tribute to Russia after the unfortunate Chernobyl "Incident."

The decorations she chooses always look like the life's been drained out of them. And her "Be Best" campaign continues to be a source of incredible hypocrisy and cognitive dissonance.

Here's lots of words used in her "Be Best" campaign. How many do the Trumps symbolize? The words are meaning are simplistic and stupid, so I guess that's covered at least.

Slathered in roses, millions of roses

Not OTT, not at all...

Have a very skanky Christmas, it's the best time of the year.....

Why is she walking around with her coat on?

Trump wants to withdraw troops from all over the world. That's, like, their jobs, Donald. That's not going to sit well with G.I. Janes and Joes.

Should they go back to Podunk and try to get on at Walmart?

She may be strolling through the White house like Julia Roberts in a Lancóme perfume commercial, r45, but like the cheap whore that she is, she's naked underneath her coat.

Honestly, it looks better than the horror shows she had last year

Melania is the moral equivalent of Eva Braun.

Always a cold sterility about the decorations and presentation.

Which of her many languages doe she play Scrabble in?

^ Sorry, does.

Paper Roses & Plastic Sluts.

🐝 Bee Bustier

I haven't seen roses this sinister since The Hunger Games

What's with the little pink lampshades?

R56 She picked up that style from the brothel.

[quote]Why is she walking around with her coat on?

Robin Givhan wrote about this in the Washington Post (she says the coat is "ridiculous"):

'She has styled herself in a manner that contradicts what her staff has so often insisted — that she is an engaged hostess who sweats the details and frets about her guests’ comfort. Instead, she looks like the sort of host who greets her guests at the front door, tells them to remove their shoes and warns them not to sit on the Lalanne sheep.

The coat tossed over the shoulders is a generic styling maneuver. It’s often used in editorial photographs so that a model can show off the entirety of an ensemble, including what’s underneath the coat, because all of it has been thoughtfully coordinated. But even the most devoted fashion stylist realizes that at a certain point, when aesthetics start to overwhelm logic, when a flourish becomes a cliche, it’s time to retire it. For Trump, the cliche seems to be a crutch — a way of not having to be fully present.

The first lady doesn’t speak in the 2019 video. To a soundtrack of jingling bells and sprightly piano tinkling, Mrs. Trump glides silently through the White House summoning our attention with her gestures. She’s seen mostly at an angle and from a distance, and there’s never a moment when she looks at the viewer straight on. There’s not an intimate moment. She is all body language and aesthetics."

Does the White House not have a coat rack?

Can’t they just make her several capes since she won’t put her damn arms in her coats?

[quote]She should make a video like that lady the DL loves. That one where she shows you around her house and she’s glamorous. She says “Wecome to my world” or some catchline. The thread appears here periodically.

Do you mean the Brendad Ickson original or the parody with Deven Green's voiceover? Not only is Deven's version MUCH more popular, she also did one for Melania: "Welcome To My White House."

Vy noboody like my goody bubbelz?

I think it is all beautiful and well done.

😴 Fascinating . . . . . . . .

Have Mercy !

It's nor easy being the First Whore Of The United States.

🎭 [italic] La Vida Loco !

The cathouse or the motherland? From the lowly gopnik to the richest oligarch filling one's home with gaudy baubles is a Slavic tradition.

I believe a Judicial Impeachment Theme would have been far more appropriate, very somber and slightly gruesome.

I pity her , she is trapped, if not for the son, she would have ran from him yrs ago.....

she prob a ok gal to hang with, but who knows.

divorce him asap girl!

[quote] how do u sleep dear?

I sleeps vell. No soul, like husbands.

Garlands of roses for Xmas decorations starting Dec 1 are not beautiful and well done.

Pièce de résistance is FLOTUS sprinkling sparkly faux snow on a tree (one of several hundred?) that she had never seen until 5 seconds before that shot in the video.

Can this cunt NOT get a few new wigs?

Everything always looks like a tacky luxury hotel lobby - Xmas decorations in a Dubai 7-star, for example, thrown together by a hack gay florist who is overcharging.

[quote]I notice that there is no red...

Oh there was.

You jealous WANNA BE HOZ (wanna be cause nobody would pay for it or even wants it) I think it beautiful so get over it you broke wanna live off the government HATERS !!!

TRUMP 2020

R73 got lost on the way to the All Things Duck Dynasty discussion board.

OP this made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

r69 please. She's complicit. No sympathy.

Notice she was only passing through & didn’t bother removing her coat ........and she never said Merry Christmas.

[quote] I pity her , she is trapped, if not for the son, she would have ran from him yrs ago.....

Utter bullshit.

Marla Maples took Tiffany with her and left. In fact, Trump probably insisted she take the kid. He hates kids. He can’t fuck Barron, so he’d be glad to see him go. There’s nothing stopping Eva Braun-ski from taking off with the kid. She WANTS to be there. She wants that money.

The whole world laughs at both of them. Fat, greasy, orange Trump

“Hey guys...look what I’m fucking, huh? You see this bitch? You see the tits, the legs? Her stomach was getting a little paunchy so I sent her away for “kidney” surgery, know what I mean? Had the whole waist area on down tightened up. You like that? Huh? You see this?”

Melania — “I no fock him. I make him take shower, lie down on towel. I swish dick in mouth for little bit then stick it between my tits & and go jiggly jiggly real fast til he cum — I know when he cum because sound he like he take shit. Then I use Clorox wipes to clean tits. He clean himself, then he rinse all Clorox wipes in sink over & over before floshing down toilet.

He flosh 10, 15 times.

But I no fock him.”

And now the fraus in Oklahoma McMansions have become inspired this holiday seasons.

[quote]I pity her , she is trapped, if not for the son, she would have ran from him yrs ago.....

The moment she chose to push the birther crap -particularly as an immigrant with a very thick accent, questionable immigration status and an she officially became anchor parents- she officially became a whore not worthy of sympathy.

The escort accusations don't bother me as much as her whoring herself out to a conspiracy thread spread by parasites including her fat shithead john.

Correction: The moment she chose to push the birther crap -particularly as an immigrant with a very thick accent, questionable immigration status and anchor parents- she officially became a whore not worthy of sympathy.

What fun it's going to be when Pee Brain kicks the bucket and Melania and Ivana's three children start suing each other.

They have no sense when it comes to image. Instead of having humans in her holiday video she wanders the WH alone in her coat like some evil Disney queen.

Pity her her R69? Really!? She knows what kind of person he is and she stayed with him all these years. She could have left any time. She had a choice. This is the real Melania.

Remember the first year at WH she had ballerinas come in & dance the nutcracker — but Melania was the only audience. No one else. And she stood unsmiling & inanimate, a her face a heavily-painted mask of indifference, We can see where Barron gets his autism. And why Russians sent her to trump. “Send thees one. Shemstupid & pretty & she dunt talk much.”

She always acts as if shes modeling in some major highend luxury ad campaign. Does she not realize she's the first lady of the United states? She comes across as very cheap. What first lady in the past has ever carried themselves like this?

Melania really is trash. And will be, until the very day she dies. Her and Trump both, along with their children.

R86 speaks the truth.

r83 it's exactly like the scenes in the gallery on Snow White: A Tale of Terror, where Signorney Weaver (playing evil queen Claudia) casts a sympathetic magic spell by knocking over the statues in the hallway to try to kill Snow White, who is in the forest, with trees falling down all around her.

Although, Ivanka's no Snow White.

r86 she was no model because she was described as "too stiff" and unnatural in her modeling shoots. Whatever gigs she got, she got from Trump. He basically imported her, got her some jobs while he fucked her (and probably several other models), and then married her because she could give the best BJ (allegedly). The Einstein Visa she got was CLEARLY something Trump purchased for her - I wish they'd research how she got that and who approved it. Surely the open records laws apply.

Her term as FLOTUS is surreal.

Melania likes Trump - or at least she used to, 20 years ago. She once left him and then went back and then married him.

Lots of dumb broads liked Trump. That old crazy chick he raped in Bendels, in fact, she was all giddy and happy while they were just sexy flirting in Main Floor accessories.

Dumb broads who think they are clever think they can manipulate dumb rich fucks like Trump.

In fact after a few months together, Melania and Trump probably realized they were a match made in heaven, with vile needs and characters that compliment each other.

Melania will probably get nothing if she leaves him, and would have to challenge him in court like Ivana did (and didn't Ivana have her own money or something too?). Melania's no Ivana, she doesn't seem like a fighter to me. She's certainly no Einstein.

Melania has had a pretty easy ride so far as first lady. Just like R89 said. Someone should really dig into her past and find out what she was really up to before Trump purchased her cheap ass.

Trump said she was a "model" but what kind was she? And who did she "model" for before meeting Trump? I would really love to see an investigative special on her past and the type of "work" she did in Europe, before coming to America and how she came here. I basically want this to be her "birther" scandal. She and Trump deserve that type of humiliation and public speculation, after the shit they pulled with president Obama and pushing that birther nonsense.

No mercy here for anyone with the last name Trump. Fuck'em all.

R91, someone will pay just to keep her quiet. She'll live a comfortable life.

There's a difference between being the dirtbag, corrupt charlatan from NY and the corrupt president of the US. She knows things and $ilence i$ golden...

R90 claims to hate Trump but calls his rape victim dumb and crazy. So funny.

[quote] Instead of having humans in her holiday video she wanders the WH alone in her coat like some evil Disney queen.

Pretty accurate so far.

Every stocking in the WH should only have coal. That fat asshole loves it so much and it's all he deserves.

The official decorations committee minutes:

I em so tired of dees sheet. Do anyteen but not controversee like lest yeer Forrest uf Blood.

All I want for Christmas is for melanoma it get cunt cancer and her putrid husband to get locked-in syndrome.

It's really weird that one son of the US president is fluent in Czech & another is fluent in Slovenian.

Remember when the GOP had a heart attack because Teresa Heinz Kerry was Portuguese?

It's really weird that one son of the US president is fluent in Czech & another is fluent in Slovenian.

Remember when the GOP had a heart attack because Teresa Heinz Kerry was Portuguese?

Checkers and Slobovia are white mans talk not like them Kinyan talkin Obama

The White House pool will be filled with Czechs, Slovens, and Hungarians at Chasten's barbecues.

[quote]Remember when the GOP had a heart attack because Teresa Heinz Kerry was Portuguese?

Not just Portuguese, but from Mozambique ...

[Quote]Not just Portuguese, but from Mozambique ...

R103