And other headlines that would make Datalounge lose its collective mind. What are they?
Meghan Markle to campaign for Mayor Pete...
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 5, 2019 11:03 PM |
OPee killed by Aunt Bea.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 2, 2019 12:20 AM |
Ben Affleck enters monastery.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 2, 2019 12:55 AM |
... and Jennifer Garner converts to Islam.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 2, 2019 12:59 AM |
Donald Trump Dead of Brain Aneurysm.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 2, 2019 12:59 AM |
For a moment, OP, I thought this was an actual headline. Clearly, I need to go to bed.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 2, 2019 1:00 AM |
Meghan McCain leaves husband for Aaron Schock: "He fucks me like a champ," an unrenpentant Meghan divulges
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 2, 2019 1:03 AM |
Oprah endorses Pete.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 2, 2019 4:23 AM |
Trump apologises for all his madness and admits that he was born gay. He states that he felt mentally exhausted by feeling that he had to hide his orientation, hence his bad leadership behaviours.
He also states that he thinks Boris Yeltsin is cute but that Boris Johnson is sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 2, 2019 5:36 AM |
Connie Francis and Brendad Ickson In Knife Fight; Neither Survives
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 2, 2019 5:43 AM |
Meryl Streep concedes glenn close is the better actor
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 2, 2019 5:44 AM |
Definitive medical evidence proves pros and cons of circumcision
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 2, 2019 5:45 AM |
Rachel Maddow praises Mayor Pete : "ONLY HE CAN BE OUR SALVATION"
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 2, 2019 5:46 AM |
Don't be silly R10...I would never do that! Not even on an Oscarless G's deathbed! You hear me?!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 2, 2019 5:47 AM |
Yesterday Meghan Markle was seen holding hands and kissing Prince Andrew in a Woking cafe. At first it was difficult to recognise the former Duchess as she has had extensive cosmetic surgery.
Friends said that they have been business partners, and grifters, for decades and have only recently become lovers. Meghan stated that their shared sense of not belonging and being trolled and abused by the media had brought them together. Prince Andrew smiled inanely and stated that he could not comment as "Mummy told me not to speak to the media people anymore and Charlie won't like it either".
The Duke of Sussex was asked for comment but did not return calls, emails or texts. This afternoon he was located at Brighton beach sucking Sarah Ferguson's fungal infected toes.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 2, 2019 7:30 AM |
sorry - wrong thread
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 2, 2019 7:56 AM |
no - right thread. I need some sleep!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 2, 2019 8:02 AM |
Mayor Pete sucessfully completes gay conversion therapy. "I feel like a new-- better-- man," a fresh-faced Pete reveals.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 4, 2019 9:25 PM |
GAYLE & OPRAH TO WED THIS SPRING IN SANTA BARBARA! STEDMAN TO PERFORM DUAL ROLE AS BOTH OFFICIATOR AND MATRON OF HONOR.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 4, 2019 9:33 PM |
"1994 Porn Film Surfaces Showing Melania Knauss Engaged in Gangbang, Other Sex Acts Including Water Sports"
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 4, 2019 10:14 PM |
Jennifer Garner dating local pastor.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 4, 2019 10:20 PM |
Joan Crawford Was A Man. Garland A Talentless Addict
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 4, 2019 10:22 PM |
Science discovers inverse correlation between brain size and penis size
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 4, 2019 10:23 PM |
The secret ingredient in KFC’s original recipe revealed: it was Colonel Sanders’ cum!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 4, 2019 10:30 PM |
Mike Pence leaves Mother for Senatrice Miss Lindsey.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 4, 2019 10:35 PM |
Christina Crawford declares on her death bed, “I lied. She was a wonderful mother.”
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 4, 2019 10:37 PM |
The Kardashian/Jenner woman date white men. Kim leaving Kanye for Josh Groban.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 4, 2019 10:43 PM |
LARRY IS REAL! Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are married!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 4, 2019 10:44 PM |
Julie Andrews’ vocal surgery “accident” was just a coverup for a sex change operation
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 4, 2019 10:45 PM |
Macron says he's leaving wife to be in a thruple with Justin Trudeau and wife. Claims both he and Trudeau are bisexual.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 4, 2019 10:47 PM |
Noodles, while eating Let's Roll Cinnamon Rolls, sharts from his caftan while the sky was so blue outside of Zabar's after being pounded by cagemeat.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 4, 2019 10:48 PM |
Matt Bomer and Simon Halls Currently Living Apart, Both Have Hired Divorce Attorneys
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 4, 2019 10:51 PM |
Seth MacFarlane brings [italic]Family Guy[/italic] to a close so he can transition into an elderly Chinese woman.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 4, 2019 10:52 PM |
Dan Savage Admits That Terry Miller "Looks Horrible"
"We haven't f*cked in years."
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 4, 2019 10:52 PM |
David Furnish admits Elton John “looks like an overstuffed sofa” and that they only stay married for the sake of their son.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 4, 2019 10:54 PM |
Seth McFarlane Dies During Transition Surgery. Hollywood is Not in Mourning.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 4, 2019 10:54 PM |
David Furnish Confirms That Elton John is "One Nasty Little Bitch"
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 4, 2019 10:55 PM |
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Have Done Something Useful and Worth Talking About
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 4, 2019 10:57 PM |
Jon Hamm backs out of multi-million dollar contract to be the next Calvin Klein underwear model when he realizes that he will have to wear the underwear.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 4, 2019 11:05 PM |
Andy Cohen named People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 4, 2019 11:06 PM |
New study shows how recycled fart gas can help cure cancer
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 4, 2019 11:09 PM |
"Gays For Trump" Movement Continues to Gain Momentum
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 4, 2019 11:11 PM |
Straight Gals: Studies Show That 89% of Gay Men Have no Interest in Being Your Bestie
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 4, 2019 11:24 PM |
I'm a Gay Man Who Isn't Stylish, Witty or Thin and I am Useless When it Comes to Perfectly-Timed Savagely Brilliant Bitchy Comebacks
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 4, 2019 11:26 PM |
Billy Dee Williams Only Said he is "Gender Fluid" in Order to Sound Hip, Williams Doesn't Even Know What Gender Fluid Means
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 5, 2019 12:05 AM |
Queer Eye cast stops acting silly.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 5, 2019 12:06 AM |
Marla Gibbs: “I Thought He Was Talking About Transmission Fluid”
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 5, 2019 12:10 AM |
Karen Pence bombshell: I've been having an affair with Trump, God help me but my pussy gets turned on by a boorish and slovenly fat man!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 5, 2019 12:15 AM |
Meet the Former CIA Agent Who Sold Drugs to Helen Reddy’s Husband
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 5, 2019 12:19 AM |
Trans withdrawal all their demands. It was all a lark, they exclaim!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 5, 2019 12:22 AM |
Donald Trump accepted into Mensa International.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 5, 2019 6:36 AM |
Donald Trump accepted into Mensa International.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 5, 2019 6:39 AM |
Barbra Streisand’s Gypsy to Debut Christmas
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 5, 2019 6:45 AM |
Gays declare Judy talentless hack!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 5, 2019 2:37 PM |
Ronan Farrow leaves Jon Lovett for Fletcher Previn.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 5, 2019 11:03 PM |