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CHERYL..what do we know?

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by Anonymousreply 61December 2, 2019 8:01 PM

She's a bobcat in the sack.

by Anonymousreply 1December 1, 2019 4:19 AM

She blames the rank odor of the house on the cat, Miss Sissy Boodles.

by Anonymousreply 2December 1, 2019 4:30 AM

She keeps that cat from scratching your eyes out.

by Anonymousreply 3December 1, 2019 5:17 AM

Her pussy looks amazing, unfortunately it's attached to a buffalo.

by Anonymousreply 4December 1, 2019 5:28 AM

She challenged the research labs at Summer’s Eve and Febreze to stem her stench. Scientists ultimately accepted crushing defeats and conceded.

by Anonymousreply 5December 1, 2019 5:58 AM

[quote]CHERYLPHILES way in...

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 6December 1, 2019 7:15 AM

Editor, F&f OP, Please, Thank you!

by Anonymousreply 7December 1, 2019 7:17 AM

What do we know? Her M.O. is that her pussy absolutely stinks😷 - that she’s gone foul down under.

by Anonymousreply 8December 1, 2019 12:09 PM

Gay Hollywood? She has the PROOF.

by Anonymousreply 9December 1, 2019 12:55 PM

Timothée Chalamet is deep inside her. Nightly.

by Anonymousreply 10December 1, 2019 12:58 PM

She is campaign manager for Hillary 2020

by Anonymousreply 11December 1, 2019 12:58 PM

She has made DL what it is today.

by Anonymousreply 12December 1, 2019 12:59 PM

Annie Wilkes has a sister!

by Anonymousreply 13December 1, 2019 12:59 PM

She wrote " The Myth of Female Orgasm" Vol 1-12

by Anonymousreply 14December 1, 2019 1:01 PM

Her cat's name is Bruce.

by Anonymousreply 15December 1, 2019 1:02 PM

She invented ESTY

by Anonymousreply 16December 1, 2019 1:05 PM

She knows the right gal for Jake Gyllenhaal

by Anonymousreply 17December 1, 2019 1:07 PM

Bitch is sooooooo jealous of Tammy it’s pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 18December 1, 2019 1:10 PM

She's the last Claymate.

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by Anonymousreply 19December 1, 2019 1:15 PM

Susan Boyle's Greatest Hits playing on her Walkman 24/7

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by Anonymousreply 20December 1, 2019 1:20 PM

She likes that Butt fella because he's close to his brother.

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by Anonymousreply 21December 1, 2019 1:25 PM

Her dream home.

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by Anonymousreply 22December 1, 2019 1:27 PM

She never goes "down there".

by Anonymousreply 23December 1, 2019 1:29 PM

She honors the virginity of 32 year old men.

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by Anonymousreply 24December 1, 2019 1:36 PM

She knows class when she sees it.

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by Anonymousreply 25December 1, 2019 1:39 PM

Who’s this bitch? x

by Anonymousreply 26December 1, 2019 1:39 PM

Her reverse cowboy

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by Anonymousreply 27December 1, 2019 1:44 PM

She loves the beach

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by Anonymousreply 28December 1, 2019 1:49 PM

From the picture, it looks like the cat can't even stand her stank. It's probably worse than the litter box.

by Anonymousreply 29December 1, 2019 5:58 PM

There's some controversy about whether it's actually her pussy that stinks or whatever that is that's up under her gunt.

by Anonymousreply 30December 1, 2019 6:13 PM

She touched that THING. Only once. Sufficient.

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by Anonymousreply 31December 1, 2019 6:41 PM

Fine. Joke all you want. But hear me out. One day SOON, I will be Mrs. Bradley Cooper.

by Anonymousreply 32December 1, 2019 6:42 PM

She surrounds her lil guys with a wall of prayer.

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by Anonymousreply 33December 1, 2019 6:44 PM

R32 Sorry Coop.... ya snooze ya lose.

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by Anonymousreply 34December 1, 2019 6:47 PM

Could someone kindly explain who this Cheryl is? I know her pussy stinks but that's all I know.

by Anonymousreply 35December 1, 2019 6:53 PM

The only action her beaver gets is from the maggots that feast on it.

by Anonymousreply 36December 1, 2019 6:58 PM

She is US.

by Anonymousreply 37December 1, 2019 6:58 PM

Her signature dish .

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by Anonymousreply 38December 1, 2019 7:01 PM
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by Anonymousreply 39December 1, 2019 7:02 PM

Her snatch juices and snatchy stinky yeast, makes wonderful bread.

by Anonymousreply 40December 1, 2019 7:03 PM

We adore her!

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by Anonymousreply 41December 1, 2019 7:05 PM

She proudly wears her MAKA hat

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by Anonymousreply 42December 1, 2019 7:09 PM

Hi all this is Cheryl. I had Professional Photos taken for Christmas. Please refer to me as “they” now.

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by Anonymousreply 43December 1, 2019 7:14 PM

Lance Bass is NOT GAY!! You gays think everybody is one of you.

Also my pussy is worse than Chernobyl.

by Anonymousreply 44December 1, 2019 7:14 PM

She thinks they are disgustingly vile ANIMALS.

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by Anonymousreply 45December 1, 2019 7:17 PM

Her Pussy and her God are one in the same.

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by Anonymousreply 46December 1, 2019 7:20 PM

Too much is love is never enough.

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by Anonymousreply 47December 1, 2019 7:22 PM

Coal mine safety canaries fear that Cheryl will buy them to check the freshness and toxicity of her inaccesible nether region.

by Anonymousreply 48December 1, 2019 7:30 PM

We have never laid our heterosexual hands on Cheryl's pussy.

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by Anonymousreply 49December 1, 2019 7:31 PM

Her sister Ina refuses to speak to her.

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by Anonymousreply 50December 1, 2019 7:55 PM

If you ALL do not shut up you will force me to post naked pictures of myself.

by Anonymousreply 51December 1, 2019 8:12 PM

Will that be a scratch and sniff photo, Cheryl?

by Anonymousreply 52December 1, 2019 9:24 PM

R52 No, Lola, I’m not posting YOUR pictures. I’m posting my pictures.

P.S. I heard your photos smell worse than a dead body, per the HOLE state of Kentucky. Worry about your own Hole, Clean your snatch.

by Anonymousreply 53December 1, 2019 9:29 PM

Here’s a preview for all you HUNGRY Lesbians or They’s.

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by Anonymousreply 54December 1, 2019 9:39 PM

She is a knitting virtuoso

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by Anonymousreply 55December 1, 2019 11:55 PM

She neither spits nor swallows.

by Anonymousreply 56December 1, 2019 11:56 PM

Her 435th show tonight.

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by Anonymousreply 57December 2, 2019 2:03 AM

She breaks chairs and couches on a regular basis.

by Anonymousreply 58December 2, 2019 8:56 AM

She's my biggest pedo fan.

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by Anonymousreply 59December 2, 2019 2:51 PM

She tried to become a Kevin Spacey’s beard, but she was too UGLY.

by Anonymousreply 60December 2, 2019 7:32 PM

She became resistant to pesticides around 2016 resulting in a DL infestation.

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by Anonymousreply 61December 2, 2019 8:01 PM
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