Jordan Torres just sent me a DM on Instagram!!!

So jelly 😡

He also gave me his rates and told me this weekend he's offering a "Black Friday" special.

R2 - no this is legit. He must have looked at my account and pics and liked me. He didn’t mention anything about money.

How odd. Is he a homosexual? Does he have an OnlyFans?

His brother is more my type; those muscles are too much.

R5 - I will gladly set you up with his brother. Jordan is mine though!!

Bro this is lit! Jordan is goals yo!

R4 - “Is he a homosexual”?

Ferriswheel ✅ Handkerchief I’m back pocket ✅ Wristbands from multiple discos ✅ Two necklaces ✅

[quote]Bro this is lit! Jordan is goals yo!

Okay, shut down DL. Right fucking now.

Trust me, nobody here will fight you for that . . . [italic]thing[/italic].

R9 - I think he was making a joke.

R10 - honey if he appeared in front of you, you would drop to your knees and worship him.

Bad posture, skinny little chicken legs, basic face and way too much cockiness. NOPE. NEXT!

Is he bigger than you?

R13, he has legions of followers drooling over him because of his good looks. Do you?

His gay pic

So hot

He like white, fair skinned guys

I bet he kisses real good

Latinos are passionate

Only the trash goes to Coachella.

Physique of legend

CNN says “keep your eyes on this boy from the Bronx; he’s going places.”

He probably is the product of public housing and food stamps, total human trash, that you paid for.

Beach

Nick Jonas

Versace

Hot damn!

R27 - I can see the outline of his cock in that Versace pic!! It’s perfect size for me

OP’s Instagram handle - @generou$daddy

OP has sent us his reply to Jordan!

Hot dude, good luck.

Take pics at the gym and tell us what happened.

I wanna meet him someday

It's OK to like muscles, but don't idolise him. He's a human being like you.

man4man has better

What?

[quote]honey if he appeared in front of you, you would drop to your knees and worship him.

Honey, not even at gunpoint.

He's so douchey he pisses vinegar.

R17 that hairline level: child of Guidice and Hernandez

Hot to death

he's a fukin dumbass. I think I saw him SPEEDING on West Knoll about 2 weeks ago in the jeep in his Insta. They installed speed bumps a few months ago and this muthafucka must have been going 50 mph up to SM Blvd as I was about to turn a left on West Knoll. Luckily I came to a complete stop or there would have been an accident! MARY!!

why won't the comments screen on his insta load when you click the mean headline?

Huh?

He needs a good man to get him out of all that attention-high he is on. I’m a good white guy and I could be here for him.

Can you even make a left on West Knoll from SM? 🤔

No, I was coming from the side street south of SMB, make a left on W Knoll, then the right at Shake Shack. The Jeep looked a lot like the one the ho the OP is stalking drives.

Make sure to follow him into the shower.

Remember to bring cash.

You’ll only need about $10, if that.

Boss

Red hoodie

Can't you find this type of men in some strawberry farms in Central California for free, plus a complimentary basket of strawberries?

Gym

If you're lucky he'll prolapse all over you!

What a dude!

Did he roll up his wifebeater at R52 or is he wearing his sister’s sports bra?

Sizemeat verificatia?

America’s pecs

OP, you seem rather desperate. That's never a good look hon.

And trust me, unless you're willing to hand over some cash at some point he'll drop you like a hot rock.

Potty

Modeling

Fine

I'm sure he did, OP. Was this before or after you ran into Chris Hemsworth on the subway and received a sloppy-toppy from him?

This will end in an itchy or tingly around your genitals followed by painful, small blisters that pop and leave sores that ooze or bleed.

R57 Good Lord, that boy has some big ol titties

Is [italic]work in [/italic] a standard phrase?

[quote] I posted “lookin’ buff bro 💪 can I work -in with u at the gym sometime?”

Is this a veiled reference to penetration? Are these subliminal mind tricks?

Uh no dude

Sweltering

True goals

Oooh, you have some outside validation. How fortunate you are.

Love him

Thirst

Amazing

Beast

A model’s life

Jordan Torres

This is why NYC is over. Guys like him used to be a dime a dozen on the corners and strip bars of NYC. For $20, could take them home. Now they move to LA, get IG and some “agents” try to hype them as “models”. I miss the days of abundant PR hotties roaming the streets of NYC. Sigh.

Aren’t Rican hotties still roaming NYC streets?

Seems like the PR hotties all disappeared. I’ve heard Orlando now has more than NYC. Also seems like a lot in CT and Long Island now. Like every immigrant group, they probably are spreading out across the country and leaving NYC.

Many are moving to North Carolina

Bump

Hummer

Pecs

Cardiac hot

Blue

[quote] I’m a good white guy and I could be here for him.

LOL

No white guys actually says "I'm a white guy". We're all "privileged", remember? We just say "I'm a guy".

No white guy*

Any dick pics of Jordan?

Blond

Seeing this bumpedthread reminded me that at one point Muriel was red-tagging you Edwin to try to get rid of you. I guess she gave up.

Happy Birthday

Calvins

Pecs

Guy only works his upper body...he has toothpick legs and baby fat thighs. And the eyebrows are ghetto. Just another wannabe.

R93, you mad you can’t get hundreds of thousands of people drooling over you like he has?

Bump

Beyond Lit

Wet

[Quote] Seeing this bumped thread reminded me that at one point Muriel was red-tagging you Edwin to try to get rid of you. I guess she gave up.

LOL She should try again...or tell the NY Post that he's an officer in the NYPD and send one of their reporters his Tik Tok account. The negative publicity and probable suspension over that might get him to go away for a while.

Muriel, if you're reading this, the person to contact at the Post is Susan Edelman. She wrote a similar story for the Post.

Delectable

Sweat

Cowboy

What are his rates?

Not for sale

TikTok

Causes dudes to doubt their heterosexuality

So, OP, did you or did you not hook up with him?

I love him

He's going to prolapse all over you.

So hot 🔥🔥🔥!

More!

Sad.

My ideal dude

Amazeballs

Is his hair painted on?

Uh no dude

Santa baby

Fan art

Towel

Thirst

Dad bod