Sunning my Butthole

Finally a health craze Datalounge can get behind.

That article has some great lines. Like this one:

[quote] One Californian claims butt-chugging vitamin D not only helps her sleep better but helps to regulate her hormones.

1. Manbun 2. Teepees 3. "Ra of Earth"

Put together and whadd'ya got?

BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

When I'm done with my pup it don't matter what color it was before he showed up. It's ripe and raw red, like he sat on a solar corona.

Which he kinda did.

But how does one keep their rosebud nice and pink and not have it go unpleasantly brown?

Ooh fuck, imagine sunburn on your clacker! Not fer me. x

Presenting To The Sun.

Sounds like a perfect Sacrament in the Church of Datalounge. But first, all young men must receive First Cum-Union and then the Sacrament of Anointing of the Dick.

When you’re sitting in the sun and you feel something run...

DIARRHEA, cha cha cha!

DIARRHEA, cha cha cha!

Here I sit presenting hole, Legs up in air so long they smarted. Had a cute guy wink at me, Ruined that proposition when I farted.

1. Manbun 2. Teepees 3. "Ra of Earth"

Put together and whadd'ya got?

MILLENNIALS!

As long as I get to pick who does it.

Would shoving a bottle of Vitamin D up your ass work?

When the moon is in the Seventh Hole

And your pooter aligns with Mars,

Then peace will guide the anus,

And Glade will clear the farts…

🎵🎵Let the sun shine...let the sun shine in...

Now's the time to market sunscreen lube.

Am I suppose to laugh at this joke?

Good luck with the anal melanoma.

Surely, this isn’t necessary. I have a vase right here, I’ll put the roses in. Thanks boys, you’re thoughtful to volunteer as human vases.

Dawson's 50 Ray Weekend

We had joy, we had fun, we had assholes in the sun....

Butthole bump

Ass Cancer Time

That's some weird white people shit right there.

R22 you’re damn right it is

I guess I can hang the fly strips from my toes.

My perineum is a sun drenched perennial!

Gloria Swanson wrote that she cleared up some lady problems down there by this very method way back in the 1920's.

Proving once again there's nothing new under the sun.

More ways for Millennial guys to do gay stuff without calling it GAY. Just brahs bein' brahs. They are the most in denial gay/bi people ever.

HAWT BRO! I CAN EVEN SMELL YOUR MUSK FROM HERE. YOU MUST REALLY BE WARMING UP DOWN THERE BRO. HAWT!

You'll laugh now, but once this trend adds a grease bon fire, to which the guys present their holes, you'll get your stuff and run to the nearest forest clearing.

People have been doing it for years as a potential solution to anal itching. Not that it works, but when you have that kind of itching, you'll do anything to try to cure it.

Anus rising!

Recently I had low vitamin d and my mother told me about this! I told her I'd rather take the supplements

Dumb. But I would totally watch the spy cam video on PornHub.

Sorry but I don’t want to spoil my Speedo tan lines

Gives new meaning to the song "Black Hole Sun".

Years ago I worked with a woman who was in her 60's, prudish and proper, spinster type; long skirts, buttoned up collars. She had to have time off work because she got a melanoma on her vagina that required treatment. The joke in the workplace was that she spent her weekends spread eagled in her backyard getting some sun, the humour being that she was such a prude. Clearly none of us knew at the time that you don't have to be exposed to the sun to get melanoma. It wasn't so funny when she died 18 months later.

Kinda makes the phrase 'where the sun don't shine; redundant.

Gay men invented this so their butt area is tanned when they present hole. Nothing to do with vitamin d. Unless d stands for dick?

One time I went to a tanning bed and flipped it on, sat down and realized my headphones were all tangled. As I de-tangled and fussed with them a minute went by. That night i realized that the stinging and itching I was experiencing was a sunburned asshole!!! My asshole had never been exposed to the sun and I had never spread my cheeks in a tanning bed before. Now I have ass cancer and shit in plastic bag! Ah, the price of vanity!

Solar rim jobs!

Fire in the hole!

Do coffee-crazed Americans know that an itchy asshole is a symptom of over-consumption?

[quote]That's some weird white people shit right there

I laughed my ass off at this for some reason.

That’s got to be bad for the ozone layer.

As a lily white Irish person who goes lobster red without SPF 50, I cannot imagine the pain of a sunburned crack. A sunburned leg is bad enough.

You are my sunshine, my taint feels devine

My hole is happy, out on display

You'll never know dear, how much I need this

Please don't take that sunshine away…

This article is a plot to kill vampires.

Sun-rays trigger helium to rise.

Check out my hot hole

Can you imagine the influx of hole presentation pics DL will have if this catches on?

I want to get rich teaching this workshop to gullible white people with too much money.

R42 Really? Is it from the caffeine or other irritants in coffee?

Speaking as someone who adores their coffee and drinks a lot of it, I can say I do not have an itchy ass.

That looks like Pilates. Sun up and tone up simultaneously?

Sunburn on my sphincter?

No.

R55 Sunshine on my sphincter makes me happy.

Sunshine on my sphincter makes me cry.

If I had the chance to be with you ...

I love that John Denver song!

Some of us don't need that!

This is surely some massive practical joke? Somebody testing how stupid Instagram can get?

We should try to start a ridiculous wellness trend, and spread it around the internet.

Start telling the gullible that if you color your balls blue with a Sharpie you'll lose weight, or that whipping your ass with rosemary branches will cure depression, and that Big Pharma doesn't want anyone to know these simple natural cures. Someone will do it.

I don’t know about ‘sunning’, but one of the most important pulse points, according to Traditional Chinese Medicine, Hui Yin, is located at the perineum, so it’s an important focus for Qigong/Mindful Meditation:

It was always a big thing at Mitchfest.

Taint we got love!

R61 I can assure you when I was evaluated at the largest traditional Chinese medicine clinic in Beijing, nobody played with my hole. Not even close.

R64: yes, Hui Yin, which is about half an inch in front of the ‘hole’ aka Gang Men/anus, is often confused for the latter.

R65 What I said was this was not part of the evaluation at the largest *traditional chinese clinic* in Beijing. NOT. A. PART.

If the Chinese who practice traditional medicine don't do this, then perhaps this is more american inventionism.

Another great phrase made obsolete.

Who'll think of the children in years to come when they no longer have any idea what "stick it where the sun doesn't shine" means.

The fad claims its first celebrity victim:

Why on earth would you tell anybody that? It's stupid enough on it's face. If you will.

Y'all can stick it where the sun don't shine!

Ouiser, give me the remote.