Celebrities You Suspect That (Might) Have Small Dicks.

OP, your post only has a dozen words, and STILL you fucked it up.

You couldn't type JEREMY Renner correctly?

And what if he does? It's not like he can do anything about it.

His dick is online. Ain't small. Certainly not big, but not small.

Sorry my thread is a HOT MESS.

Tom Cruise.

R3 can you post his jewels?

Armie Hammer. It’s why he didn’t show dick in CMBYN—he couldn’t measure up to Timmy.

Tom Bosley

Didn't we just do this thread..?

Ann Coulter.

[quote]Armie Hammer. It’s why he didn’t show dick in CMBYN—he couldn’t measure up to Timmy.

Comment from a 2011 Deadline post about Armie being cast in MIRROR, MIRROR

Great for Armie. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Plus I took a glance at his piece in the john when be came in for a meeting. Working with 32 oz bottle of pepsi max down there.

R11 Oh please, Armie probably paid him to say that.

If Armie was hung like a horse he would have been happy to show it in CMBYN. The script originally had nudity and the actors didn't want to do it. We all know this story.

Is John Renner Jeremy's evil twin who pretends to be Jeremy when he sends dick pics and fires guns at his wife?

Donald Trump.

Brad Pitt

R16, Brad Pitt looks average in the 1995 paparazzi nude pics:

R11 that’s what I figured, he’s a 6’5” white half Jewish guy, chances are he’s hung.

R17 I was wrong. Nice picture.

The Rock.

Definitely Keanu

DiCaprio

As you can see from this full frontal shot, Jeremy Renner has no dick.

R23 I love you. That made me laugh.

[quote]And what if he does? It's not like he can do anything about it.

Well, there are enlargement ceremonies.

R24 yikes is that his dog? Or he just is blessed to look like a pug.

[quote] yikes is that his dog? Or he just is blessed to look like a pug.

The latter.

Dallas Roberts

[quote]DiCaprio

It sure looked small in 'Total Eclipse'.

Prince Andrew. The photo was taken 30-40 years ago when he was in Canada.

R31 omg I just vomited in my mouth. He’s Disgusting.

Well, one person who won’t be on this list: Bea Arthur. My, that one was packing horsemeat.

[quote]If Armie was hung like a horse he would have been happy to show it in CMBYN.

Not necessarily.

Every actor knows once their dick is in print it's going to end up online for all eternity. Big or small some of them just don't want that especially since many people have varying opinions on what constitutes big and small.

It's also why many actors are willing to do it on stage but not on camera. Yeah, there's a chance someone could record the show but it's very unlikely.

Alfred Brimley, totally gay!

R35 do you live in Michigan?

[R36] no

Andrew Scott

Jeremy’s pics are online. Not huge but not tiny. My guesses are Leo, RDJ, Chris Pratt, James Corden, and probably jimmy kimmel.

Renner is hard to look at. Jesus.

R29, is that David Spade?

Two I know for sure...

George Snuffleguppulus and Barak Obama.

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Shawn Mendez

Shawn Mendez

As much as I love Armie it never looks like he's serving up much bulge.

Adam Levine, sexy guy, small penis.

This guy.

He showed dick in Buy the Cow.

Paul Rudd, still cute.

Screen cap R49?

r32=fish

Didn't John Renner play Jeremy Dahmer in a movie?

I can verify that Hank Azaria has one of the tiniest dicks I've seen. Saw him many years ago in the locker room at the Sports Connection in WeHo. He was in the TV show "Herman's Head" back then, and I thought he was kind of sexy, so I was disappointed when he took off his shorts and displayed his shortcomings.

What are you talking about? Leo is HUGE!

R52 no fish, I find Andrew a disgusting Pig. He is a liar and a sneak. I feel bad for all the individuals that were forced to be with him. It’s not his Dick, it’s him. Distinct Different.

Eric Stolz

Costner.

Obama

Stoltz proof

R60 oh now that’s sad.

OP you probably have a fetish for guys with small penises.

R62 my ex had a micro penis no lie. Terrible.

Is Prince Andrew cut?

Are all royals cut?

R7 agree entirely with Armie Hammer. He's also always bringing up his shoe size to distract from his lack of visible bulge. Some tall men have tiny dicks.

R65 he also walks like he's got a vagina.

R32 It looks hot

R67 I just hate the man.

Rumors are sometimes true *sigh*

R69 cold room, big bush, might be a grower.

But I prefer the small hairy ones so I would fuck him.

The size of a flaccid penis does NOT matter nearly as much as the size of a man's FULLY ERECT penis.

Re: tall men with small dicks, yes, I've dated one, I was soooo sure he'd be hung, he was a 6'2" competitive rower and bicyclist. Microdick. Smallest one I've ever seen. Amazing thing about him, he genuinely didn't care, would joke about it. Really respected that, having his dick would destroy most men. He was mostly a bottom anyway.

R71 have you ever been with a man who had a micro penis? Even when it’s erect it’s barely fun at least in my case. For me, I prefer my man to be at least 5+ inches. It’s my preference.

And micro is fine by me.

Interesting

R75, Jude Law looks average size to me. And of course it's difficult to fairly judge these guys unless we see their cocks erect.

R51, Ryan Reynolds' dick can be seen from the back, but it's at an awkward angle. Looks cut, but difficult to see:

Btw, you can almost see Ryan's hole in "Buying the Cow":

DL Rule 281 - If someone doesn't like someone for any reason, he must have a small dick

R79 exactly

Max Schumacher: Why is it that a woman always thinks that the most savage thing she can say to a man is to impugn his cocksmanship. Diana Christensen: I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship. Max Schumacher: I gave up comparing genitals back in the schoolyard.

Network, 1976

Chris Pratt

R82 please do not tell me they are trying to harpoon that whale? Isn’t it illegal?

Can't Chris Pratt afford to go to a gym?

R84 he’s too busy with his Church. I’m surprised he doesn’t have his bible stuffed in his waistband.

I can't remember which movie I saw it in, but James Spader's sizemeat was much smaller than I was expecting.

R86, Spader briefly showed his cock in "Supernova", but it's only a side view so it's difficult to get a good assessment other than seeing he's cut:

Casper Van Dien

It wasn't that movie, r87. It was an older movie like Dream Lover or White Palace.

Are the caps for those movies available, R89?

What about Steven Tyler

Ansel Elgort.

Ansel has visible cut cock line in some of his pics.

Tobey Maguire.

Kanye West

Danny DeVito.

We saw two very famous and hot male stars in the showers, one at Golds Venice and the other at Vince's North Hollywood.

R82 What tiny nipples Chris Pratt has. I prefer something I can skink my teeth into.

R87 Long ago when Spader was hot. Now … not so much.

Haven't found any yet, r90. I remember renting it on VHS, so it's definitely before he buffed up. It was one of the lesser known movies. White Palace keeps coming to mind, but I can't find any photos from it.

Just realized there's a dick pick @r87. He looks fine there. Maybe he'd just taken a cold shower in the other movie.

bump

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

Donald Glover.

Bump

Who cares ? Anything over a mouthful goes to waste.

Caitlyn Jenner

Anderson Cooper

R108 = Ben

Ben has a big dick, jealous idiot. Everyone knows Ben has a big dick.

Aarohnson Taylor

George Clooney (though I've never actually seen it)

It’s interesting so many people think a flaccid cock is an indicator of cock size—and that the bulge says it all. Most times you can’t really tell until it’s erect. Seems strange to have to make this clarification on DL.

R113 That is true. I have a huge bulge but its due to huge balls. My cock is tiny flaccid but huge when erect.

R113, the other problem is the influence of porn. People seem to think every guy is supposed to be hung like a porn star.

And if we had a thread on which female celebrity probably has tiniest tits or a gaping cunt, the SJWs would be out with pitchforks.

Having tiny tits is not a bad thing anymore.

LD wins smallest dick, smallest tits and biggest cunt awards. A 3 in 1 winner!

R117 Agree...Small breasts are the most attractive IMHO. Especially once both age and gravity take their toll. Women with small breasts also have an easier time fitting into certain clothing.

Most of the guys you fucks mention, actually has a reasonable sized Dick. Some are even big but idiot morons say they are small.

[quote]And if we had a thread on which female celebrity probably has tiniest tits or a gaping cunt, the SJWs would be out with pitchforks.

This is kind of a version of that...

Colin Jost clearly has TinyDick. Everything about him and his lame 'comedic' schtick deflects attention from where attention ought to be. He cuts everything down to the size of his wee willy with a smirk and an ironic glare. He uses humor to make everything so small that it no longer matters, so that his little dick likewise doesn't matter.

But it does.

Okay, Pete. Fuck you.

R122 I have seen him in the locker room and it is not small. Sorry to ruin your fantasy.

Yeah Colin has BDF for days.

R125 and not to ruin your fantasy but he is average, not small ,not big, but great bush.

Oprah

Miles Heizer. I just get the feeling. But as long as Connor can feel him inside, that's all that matters.

Tucker Carlson

Anderson Cooper

Paul Rudd

Chris Pratt. Omg, in that Jurassic World/ Park movie I wanted to get excited. But not even on 20 foot screen could any bulge be apparent. At least he has a nice ass.

Yeah Chris Pratt is a fatty that got in shape. Penis is probably average to small. Small balls too.

Seems like the type of guy who constantly farts loudly/talks about taking a dump and thinks it’s funny.

From the looks of Renner's package I think he might just have more than people think, down there.

R132. Likely all balls, no sausage

Every bi and gay man knows, or should know, that there's no way to judge how a flaccid penis is going to appear when it gets erect. You fucking idiots!

Yes please

Well, Lee Pace was dating Richard Armitage. And Richard was playing a dwarf when they met. So I guess he qualified as a small Dick.

George Clooney

114 can I get your number, asking for a friend