Jason Derulo’s Anaconda

Is Jason family? 'Cause I'd invite him to a family reunion. In my bedroom.

Nope

Desperate to stay relevant. If he ever was.

Thirst trap

Desperate and photoshopped

Not photoshop

Then Jordin Sparks was a lucky girl

Jordin Is a bornagain Christian and a virgin before marriage

So that's what the kids have been talking about.

Not bad. Not bad at all.

[quote] Jordin Is a bornagain Christian and a virgin before marriage

Really? She's 29.

Cringe

Gorgeous man

Good looking guy, like his voice and the way he dances. One of my fave songs of his Too Hot. A joyful song.

Outie.

Never ask if someone is gay here. There's always some nut who tells us everyone is straight. Even if she has no way of knowing this.

R15 I think the reference was to his belly button

I meant R2 , R16.

R15, well seeing his Well-established dating History is all with women, all his Expressed romantic interest is for women, and he identifies as heterosexual, there no Reasonable basis to conclude he is gay. The question was correctly answered.

That goes for us too R18, until we came out.

I recall a lack of or minimal involvement with women regarding Spacey and Martin

EXCLUSIVE JASON DERULO I WAS ONLY SEMI-AROUSED ON IG ... AND Fresh Out the Pool!!!

12/5/2019 12:50 AM PT 115 Jason Derulo says he's a victim of a social media double standard -- and he informed us about this while totally gloating about the size of his junk. Well played, JD.

We ran into the singer Wednesday hours after Instagram deleted his famous underwear pic by a pool in Bali -- the very definition of living large. IG's explanation was that Jason was showing off "aroused genitalia" with the giant bulge in his briefs.

Jason's throwing cold water on that theory though ... telling he wasn't all THAT aroused in the photo, calling it more of a "semi" sitch. He says basic knowledge of the male anatomy supports his claim. Buckle up for Prof. Derulo's lesson, class.

Now, as for any potential shrinkage -- he was emerging from a pool, after all -- Jason admits that was NOT an issue.

Yeah, as they say in ancient Rome ... res ipsa loquitur. The thing speaks for itself.

He should change his name to Jason DeRuler.

Now Ricky Martin is showing off his cock.

Honestly his dick doesn't look long to me, definitely could use more girth.

He is as downlow as you can get. My gaydar is perfectly calibrated and he ping-ping-pings.

Wrong

Is he a grower or a shower?

He's this era's Tevin Campbell.

He's always been cute and sexy, now he's on fire. That whole body, yeah.

Posting pics of his package on Instagram? Real men don't do this.

They do

eggplant thursday is real.

The very definition of an attention whore.

Bump

Apparently, anacondas and felines do not mix.

While appearing on Andy Cohen’s SiriusXM show, “Radio Andy,” Jason Derulo complained about his “anaconda” being digitally clipped from the upcoming movie “Cats” — and he was not referring to a pet snake.

Derulo, 30, will make his feature-film debut as Rum Tum Tugger in the big-screen adaptation of the hit Broadway musical “Cats,” the Great White Way’s fourth-longest-running show in history.

The singer raised eyebrows in November when he posted an Instagram photo that showed him in form-fitting briefs with a serious bulge between his legs. A fan asked what animal he was hiding in his pants and Derulo cheekily responded, “anaconda.” Although Instagram removed his picture, he made sure everyone knew he was only semi-aroused when the pic was snapped. The R&B star even jokingly posted a sandwich over his manhood in response.

After acknowledging that Rum Tum Tugger is “not known for being hung,” Cohen hinted that the “Cats” people might have lost out on at least one ticket sale.

Considering whether he’d see the movie if Derulo’s manhood was unadulterated, randy Andy said: “I would have been there f- -king opening day.”

His face is ugly and Cats is a flop.

Ugly face. Not attractive. I hope it was not photoshopped

[quote]While appearing on Andy Cohen’s SiriusXM show, “Radio Andy,” Jason Derulo complained about his “anaconda” being digitally clipped from the upcoming movie “Cats” — and he was not referring to a pet snake.

And there ya go why he posted the photo. BUT 80% of that photo is a fabric fold. He saw that he was neutered in the CGI and he did this. The proof will be in the behind the scenes on DVD when we see him in the skin tight green spandex he wore for the effects.

Water

[quote]The proof will be in the behind the scenes on DVD when we see him in the skin tight green spandex he wore for the effects.

Does this mean we have to watch it again?

He's been doing videos with Brent Rivera.