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Coldplay threaten to never tour again until concerts are actively beneficial for environment

They’re tired of ruling the world and just wanna save it now. Good for them!

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by Anonymousreply 26November 23, 2019 12:52 PM

But, won't this make people NEVER want to fix the problem.

by Anonymousreply 1November 23, 2019 3:05 AM

The environment takes the fun out of life.

by Anonymousreply 2November 23, 2019 3:05 AM

Sounds like a good excuse if they’re sick and tired of touring.

by Anonymousreply 3November 23, 2019 3:06 AM

The jokes write themselves

by Anonymousreply 4November 23, 2019 3:07 AM

Get you ass back out on the road. You got kids to support.

by Anonymousreply 5November 23, 2019 3:07 AM

Thank your Greta Thunberg!!

by Anonymousreply 6November 23, 2019 3:08 AM

You really think they will never ever fly anywhere again? What sanctimonious bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 7November 23, 2019 3:30 AM

Their 40-yr. old Millennial fans are trembling.

by Anonymousreply 8November 23, 2019 3:42 AM

Who says there is no God?

by Anonymousreply 9November 23, 2019 3:53 AM

I like it.

by Anonymousreply 10November 23, 2019 3:55 AM

They just don't want to tour.

by Anonymousreply 11November 23, 2019 4:49 AM

Oh noes! Damn you Greta Thunberg, damn you to hell!

by Anonymousreply 12November 23, 2019 7:14 AM

Chris Martin has consciously uncoupled from touring

by Anonymousreply 13November 23, 2019 7:29 AM

Meanwhile, Cher’s hologram vows to purchase carbon offsets in perpetuity.

by Anonymousreply 14November 23, 2019 7:38 AM

One can only hope.

by Anonymousreply 15November 23, 2019 9:15 AM

R14 😄

by Anonymousreply 16November 23, 2019 9:54 AM

REJOICE!

by Anonymousreply 17November 23, 2019 10:04 AM

Coldnay

by Anonymousreply 18November 23, 2019 10:04 AM

Wouldn't "actively beneficial for the environment" mean that Coldplay remain silent during the concert?

by Anonymousreply 19November 23, 2019 10:15 AM

Mother Nature breathes a sigh of relief.

by Anonymousreply 20November 23, 2019 10:26 AM

[quote]Coldplay promise not to tour again...

There, OP, fixed it for ya!

by Anonymousreply 21November 23, 2019 10:36 AM

I'm confused. I thought global warming was a bad thing.

by Anonymousreply 22November 23, 2019 11:36 AM

Reminds me of when Brad and Angelina refused to get married until gay people could, too.

by Anonymousreply 23November 23, 2019 11:45 AM

R23 I've heard that excuse before.

by Anonymousreply 24November 23, 2019 12:27 PM

Who cares? They won't be missed.

by Anonymousreply 25November 23, 2019 12:47 PM

They don't want to tour. Touring sucks.

by Anonymousreply 26November 23, 2019 12:52 PM
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