Tasteful Freinds: Jason Statham's tastefully beige and wood Malibu beach home

Beige overdose

Ugly.

Not my taste, but nicely done if you love minimal neutrality and such. Didn't know he had so much $$$

Those Bowers & Wilkins speakers need to be moved out from the walls.

He’s been starring in films, some blockbusters, for 20 years but you didn’t know he had money?!

I pictured him naked in every room.

I was surprised he was that rich too. Never seen him in a movie. That’s Cher kinda money.

I saw him in "Snatch" 20 years ago and tuned out.

Love it. Exactly my taste.

I'd been hoping this was a tentative step towards finally coming out, until.... this:

[quote]In the living room, a designer likely would have carefully selected curios and books for the large shelves flanking the dominating brick fireplace, where come winter, he, partner Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and their two-year-old, like to sit.

Oh, please, Jason. When does that bearding contract end?

And Rosie? Jason will never make you a star. No one will.

He has worked non stop for 20 years. Just because your old as hell asses don’t watch his movie doesn’t mean they aren’t there.

Does he get included with the house?

LOL, R8. I think that's the only thing I've ever seen him - I love that movie.

I tried to watch The Italian Job, but Mark Wahlberg irritates me.

"Freinds" ?

Cool house and all but look at those ginormous feets! 🐽🤤

Hated it!...

Actually very surprised. Spartan modern basically. Very manly. Extremely nice design and only one flaw.

The giant woodpile in the living room. VERY BAD!

Everything else he gets a five-star golden closet award.

Way too bald.

Did I miss the price tag? How much did he spent?

not an ounce of femininity in the place. JASON YOU GAY GURL

Nice, minimalistic and neutral. It needs more than one color. I don’t mean colorful but beige everywhere is just too much.

That oven view from the living room is worth the price.

^^^I meant OCEAN, not oven. lol

So did he build the house to match his clothes? Or, did he pick his clothes to match the house? I imagine about once a week, his friends will say “Christ, you stink! Go paint a wall already!”

I actually thought his live of the pottery was pretty gay.

Jason Statham was a Gap model in 2002.

Jason Statham, Gap model 2002.

Jason Statham, Gap model 2002.

Well, like the article says, it's Danish mid-century. Not much more to say.

More about those feet, though!

Do you think he jerks off right here:

R30 Yeah, I could see him getting those long legs up on the desk. Not sure about the chair, though . Do those caster wheels have brakes?

Sure is beige.

[quote]^^^I meant OCEAN, not oven. lol

The oven view is also lovely.

Certainly more tasteful than those New York monstrosities.

I kind of love it. It is too beige, needs some color but it's very tasteful..too bad it will be swept out to sea soon.

I haven't seen many of his films but I have to recommend "Homefront". It's so camp! An over-the-top Kate Bosworth as a meth head, and over the top James Franco playing Gator the drug dealer, and Winona Ryder as a white trash waitress who gets fucked on a sports car by Franco. Jason plays a former DEA agent who moves to a small town with his daughter and ends up kicking major ass. Screenplay by Sylvester Stallone. I'd say it's a guilty pleasure but I feel no guilt at all.

No, he's better in Crank and Crank II; shows his ass, runs around shirtless a lot, fake public fuck scenes.

The floating teak shelves in the dining room—installed by the carpenter who’d done Statham’—were a reaction to not having a large enough piece of art to hang above his Danish table and Niels O. Møller chairs.

there I fixed it the article!

The floating teak shelves in the dining room—installed by the carpenter who’d done Statham—were a reaction to not having a large enough piece.

There I fixed it even better!

His kitchen looks like a lab

His former house was "a post and beam in West Hollywood."

I can't believe he was ever a fashion model. He's quite short, isn't he?

I love it. Could use some colours, but it is exactly my taste

It's nice but the minimal mid-century modern look has been done to death. Can't people be a bit more imaginative?

Excellent taste. Seems like every piece of furniture in that place is a designer original. Looks like he raided 1stDibs.

[quote]It's nice but the minimal mid-century modern look has been done to death.

Not many people can afford to do it with the real stuff though. There are knock-offs in that place.

I quite like it - soothing colors, comfortable furniture. And since it’s right on the beach, the interior palette wouldn’t be monotonous due to the outside view constantly changing.

Looks like a bachelor pad, though.

R42, he wasn't a fashion model. He was already known as an actor before that 'celebrity dons clothes' photoshoot.

You'd think he'd want a place with a pool and a diving board.

He was on Britain's National Swimming/Diving Squad for 12 years - said to be a passion and a great experience.

Who cares about his house? Unless he’s naked in it and jacking off where we’re all able to see?

His feet look tasteful too.

Yum 😋

R52, Yes! I'd lick his feet, suck on his toes, work my way up and back down again. 👅

His feet are hot and I am not in to feet. But does look like a bachelor pad and seems odd since he has a partner and kid. Does Rosie get a say in the house decor? He never even acknowledged that Rosie was his partner,

Hot short chav who made it big time. Bet he throws a mean fuck.

You know he does! R55

Wish he’d come out publicly but doubt it will ever happen

As bland as he is. Why is he in movies?

Is being half-naked in an Erasure music video count as semi coming out?

Another one. I can totally see him doing favors to get ahead

Oooops I should have written: "There are NO knock-offs in that place."

He did a movie called Redemption that was very good.

R54

Do they even live together? Since the place doesn't have a hint of her taste (or, for that matter, a hint that a 2-year-old child lives there), they don't seem to be cohabitating.

They're probably not cohabitating since he's gay.

What R64 said.

R63 Probably not full-time, anyway. .. On IG, she's referred to this place in Malibu as "the beach house." (Property records currently show he alone owns it.) .. About four years ago, it was reported that they'd bought a place in Beverly Hills 90210. .. I believe they still have this place, as there are photos of them there (along with the kid) from within the last year. .. When TMZ reported on that purchase, they made a point of saying they'd split the $13 million price tag between them sparking rumors of a possible engagement. When she's in L.A. she looks to spend most of her time there (jmho).

From last year. You can see this area of the house in the photos at R66 link.

Loved him in ‘Spy’.

One of the more painfully obvious bearded couplings

Statham has munchkin feet. Poor Rosie!

[quote]“I learned something rather quickly: The moisture in the evening comes in rather quickly,” says Statham. “At six o’clock everything is sort of wet and damp.” To adapt, he chose durable resilient materials inside that wouldn’t be destroyed by the seaside atmosphere, like Hans Wegner Wishbone chairs.

Most people don't know the humid salt air destroys things.

It looks like a boutique hotel

[quote] One of the more painfully obvious bearded couplings.

That 5-bedroom, 8-bath house in Beverly Hills looks perfect for that type of arrangement (having what appears to be two completely separate wings with a back guest-pool house attached to the side wing).

No r72, THIS looks like a boutique hotel....*bondage girl and tiger not included*:

The Eames LCW and Nelson bubble lamp deserve to be surrounded with better, more interesting furniture and fixtures.

Where does he keep his clothes? I didn't see a closet or a dresser.

R76 He just wore them for the camera.

Depressing. It feels very lonely and disconnected. I wouldn't want to die there.

R76 One wonders, and they only show her closet in the Beverly Hills home.

I don't understand , wifey is a stereotypical younger blonde trophy wife. This is an arrangement ?

He’s really sexy.

I’m picking up a Katherine Hepburn vibe without the talent.

r80 very much so. Statham is on the A list train for the Macho lead action star. If the public knew is was the gay it would kill his career. Enter in Rose. She gets to go to all events, can crash in Malibu when in LA and still live her life. Eventually, they will go the way of the Cooper/Mendezes or the Cooper/Shrina's ...or literally anyone with Bradley Cooper.

One difference is they have a kid, so that's a little longer-term investment, or perhaps dividend.

Oddly, in the rooms besides the bedroom, there are no lamps, or overhead lighting. Does he only live there in the daytime? Plus it's ridiculously close to the shoreline, it'll be gone within the decade.

R85 There appears to be some overhead lighting in this longer shot at the actual real estate listing.

Follow-up:

In late January, the L.A. Times reported that it sold for $18.5 million.

Original asking price $19.95 million. He bought it in 2009 for $10.6 million.

beige vomit.